#the funeral- EVERYTHING

[moon9931]

this fucking comment

i was just scrolling through my yt recommendations, then I found this

I watched it, and went into the comment section, and somebody said this

and a small voice in my head was sobbing very very loudly

And someone replied with

I'M GONNA- 💥💥💥😭😭💥😭😭😭💥😭😭😭

the tags describe what is going on in my brain

#angst #pizza tower #I DON'T WANNA IMAGINE IT #BUT NOW I AM AND I JUST- 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #*SLAMS FISTS ONTO TABLE* #see- now I'm going to draw it- maybe...probably #*PLUCKS ALL OF MY FUCKING HAIR OUT WITH A TWEEZER* #not cool bro 😭👎 #I am now very sad #Im imagining a whole 22 page fan fiction with everything #before Gustavos death #his final words #his death (ofc) #the funeral- EVERYTHING #even like - years in the future after he died😭😭 #I'm staying up all night thinking about it I swear

[florwal]

funeral home wip

#changing the color probably #exterior and top floor still aren’t done #i’ve been working on this for like 3 days #but there’s EVERYTHING #including a crematory/morgue/embalming room #a selection room like i’ve been studying funeral homes brbfkdbdkd #and unfortunately seen some things i DID NOT want to see <3 #but also learning a lot #all because i wanna play with the mortem mod #ts4

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KARKAT: MEDIEVAL BACKSTRET BOYS: YOU ARE... MY FRIAR

GAMZEE: KiTcHeN aPpLiAnCe BaCkStReEt BoYs: YoU aRe... My FrYeR

TEREZI: 3MPLOY3R B4CKSTR33T BOYS: YOU 4RE... MY H1R3

JOHN: ancient greek back street boys: you are... my lyre!

SOLLUX: electriiciian back2treet boy2: you are... my wiire

TAVROS: dRIVING bACKSTREET bOYS: yOU ARE,,, mY TIRE,

FEFERI: Appliance Backstreet Buoys: You are... my dryer!

DAVE: hits side of cd player so that it stops time traveling and gets to the next fucking line jesus christ

ROSE: Wizard Backstreet Boys: The one... descryer.

JADE: funeral director backstreet boys: bereave when i say!

ARADIA: gh0st backstreet b0ys: i haunt it that way 0u0

#source: @fata-vocant #jade is the funeral director cause she taxidermies everything that dies #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #karkat vantas #gamzee makara #terezi pyrope #john egbert #sollux captor #tavros nitram #feferi peixes #dave strider #rose lalonde #jade harley #aradia megido

[mango-fizz]

demon slayer or something idk i havent seen the show

ref

#mangomoments #frieren #sousou no frieren #frieren at the funeral #frieren: beyond journey's end #i drew everything by hand . dies #I CAN FINALLY PLAY THE AWL REMAKE !!!!!!! AAAAAAA

[phoenixduelist]

The only S3 opening I accept is Izzy literally clawing out of the grave, yelling: 'None of you absolute TWATS bothered to check for a pulse??'

In a show where every tiny movement has 26280 meanings and possible interpretations, I refuse to believe that this death has absolutely none.

And I also hope after crawling out, his first half conscious journey is into Ed's and Stede's inn, sending both into a cardiac arrest

#ofmd #ofmd spoilers #izzy hands #our flag means death #omfd season 2 #ofmd s2 #The reactions would be slightly better if he had gotten a death he and his arc deserved. Protecting the crew or even Ed after everything #That his funeral was somewhat respectful; the crew finally verbalizing the thanks for his protection during the Kraken era; Ed who knew him #longest also saying a few heartfelt words. and bury him in the sea maybe? instead of keeping him around like a garden accessory. #idk for some reason that also bothers me. that everyone got to live the life they planned; their freedom while he's trapped underground #Everyone got used to god tier writing; so what in the Game of Thrones finale & Avengers Endgame Natasha gets no funeral fuck was this??

[featherlesswings]

I just realized this was the first time I’ve experienced a main storyline CR character death at the same time as the rest of the fandom. I had to mourn Molly like 3 years after live watchers. And Vax longer than that. What do we do, kids, what’s the protocol?

#good thing everything I own is black #to paraphrase a quote by Klaus from Umbrella Academy about funerals #cr spoilers #critical role #cr fcg

[hondakiku]

I'm gonna stand up and speak at my grandma's funeral on friday. I hate public speaking. I might cry and throw up, but I'll do it for her.

#i can't finish my speech without sobbing oh boy #i'm pretty much done with the memorial video and the funeral programs i designed are at the print shop #i'm almost done with everything #this has been exhausting

[loveofastarvingdog]

trying to find the metaphysical vegetable that may bring me less despair

#timothy's txts. #the food that is in my house is not nothing more than unfilling waste rn and it’s all i’ve eaten for ages #and i want something warm and homemade and filling #but i can’t go get anything because i don’t think this counts as essential during the strike #and everything is so heavy i wish i could be hugged by my mom #or eat her white chili or stromboli or my grandmother’s funeral potatoes #and it’s so hard to be hopeful when the bad thing you dread is actually happening #not pessimism not cynicism it’s just. reality. #but the past few days have felt like hell in my brain like i’m looking through the warping rubber wall of a fucking balloon #maybe it’s the preemptive grief #or maybe my body is finally giving in to the slick oil spill brain fog syrup that’s been swallowing me for the past three years #who can say !

[vc55bughead]

Anthony's Funeral Roast summed up in four photos: 🫡

#smosh #ianthony #courtney miller #smosh funeral #funeral roast #ok but director/bikini girl/icon Courtney R. Miller deserves all the awards #they were INSANE for this lol #baby Anthony was so squishy!...like a blobfish...think about it #the tattoo bit was EVERYTHING #they also just exposed a whole new generation to that calendar lmao #THE HALFTIME SHOW?!? BROADWAY NEEDS CHANGELA #rhett and link #dan and phil #ian and anthony

[froody]

My mom was the cutest kid ever. She was just adorable. Which was probably in no small part due to my grandmother who made sure to dress her in the cutest outfits the 70s had to offer, bought her the coolest toys and put her hair up in pigtails. But she was a cute kid all on her own. My dad, however, there aren’t many photos of him as a child and he looks evil in all of them, he’s grinning at the camera like he’s planning something diabolical. Unlike the pictures of my mom which were taken fairly candidly on a home camera and have that warm film 70s glow, little windows into a comfortable middle class home with a happy little girl, the few photos of my dad were all taken at the Macy’s photo studio and they lack charm.

My mother’s mother didn’t always protect her from the evil in the world but she loves her and she was so happy to have a child after years of marriage and a previous miscarriage. My father came into this world under very different circumstances. He was conceived at a party and his parents had a shotgun wedding when grandma was about 3 months pregnant. I know my dad’s mom loves me but I’m not sure she loves him as much as a parent should. It shows in the photos. It shows in the careful way my mom’s mom packed away baby mementos and little outfits belonging to my mom but my dad doesn’t have many toys from his childhood and all of the photos of him are so impersonal.

#miscarriage mention #it’s such a stark difference when looking through photos #but my mom’s mom is also a photography enthusiast she just took pictures of everything #car wrecks. dogs. funerals. her kids. her house.

[destinyandcoins]

lmao i know it’s 2 seasons later but it just occurred to me: what if, at the beginning of s1, instead of deciding his funeral was the best way to get everyone back in one place, reginald decided to have a wedding instead

not only do we get the entertaining side-plot of this poor person reginald has bribed/blackmailed/begged to marry him For The Con, but the only reason any of the kids show up is because they got a wedding invite and immediately went “oh now this i gotta see”

#the episode is titled ''we only see each other at WEDDINGS and FUNERALS'' #i'm just saying it could have gone the other way #the umbrella academy #half the kids are there to check in with their new stepparent and make sure they're there of their own free will #''idk what he told you but you don't have to do this. say the word and i'll get you out of here'' #''no i promise i. definitely....want to...be here :) :) '' #i can't decide if it's funnier if five knew because time travel and he's already had time to adjust to this concept #so is perfectly polite and accommodating if slightly confused because the personality he built for them in his head isn't accurate #while the rest of them are going through the 5 stages of grief over discovering their dad is capable of romance #or if through some time fuckery five came from a timeline where he saw the news that reginald is dead #and then drops into the timeline in the middle of a fucking wedding and is COMPLETELY blindsided by this #but doesn't have time to deal with this shit #somehow THIS is the timeline where they do manage to prevent the apocalypse #and at the end of everything the new stepparent divorces the fuck out of reginald ASAP because holy shit they were not paid enough for this #and yet they're like ''well i did what you asked (even if you didn't mention the LOOMING APOCALYPSE) #but holy shit i'm taking these kids in the divorce because what the fuck dude what the FUCK. idc if they're all adults #they need a better family and now i'm obligated to be that for them'' #and reginald was playing fast and loose because of the LOOMING APOCALYPSE and didn't sign a prenup #so the new stepparent gets the academy (the property AND the actual kids) and reginald has to move out and live on the streets #tua meta

[absolutefilthimsosorry]

#dnp #dnp theory #dan and phil #idk how to tag this #amazingphil #I can’t find a gif of the first one so have a shit edit #gif credit for the funeral roast to @pinof #so yeah here’s a theory #has anyone mentioned this yet? I’m busy this month so I #haven’t been online enough to see everything

[chickadee394]

Thinking thoughts… in that as Tim became Robin it was in the wake of Robin’s (Jason Todd’s) death… and then in his earliest years as Robin Superman dies and then Bane breaks Batman’s back… and like what must that have done to his psyche as a new hero.

Like these *untouchable* heroes fall and you yourself are stepping up to become a hero, but now you must also do so with the very real and tangible knowledge that your status as a hero does not actually make you invincible…. Damn.

#i know not everything is about Tim #but im reading the death of superman arc and like realizing oh wait Tim was there for the funeral and then was like huh #and like wow what must that do to you as someone who idolized these heros growing up #(or at least idolized dick grayson) #to like become one and realize oh wow like they are just… people #and then have that illustrated in an insanely violent way (re: doomsday and bane) #as the reader we know that this is like a particular Era of comic books but like as Tim??? #tim drake #bruce wayne #batman #dc #robin #superman #someone else could def explain this better but oh well

[duusheen]

The reunion 💖

#ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 legacy challenge #ts4 screenshots #they love him sm 🥺 he will always be their baby brother #simone!! 🥹 #Does this mean everything is okay again for the Pollocks? Hmm I don't know 🤔 #Does it mean there will be a party at the ranch with the family now that Jay is back? It could be 👀 #they still need to explain one or two things to Miracle's family 😔 #pollock legacy #gen4 #simone pollock #jay pollock #winona pollock #rowena pollock #sirena pollock #blair pollock #it was a bittersweet funeral 🥺

[bsof-maarav]

the antisemitism here at b'sof maarav has become ludicrous. someone said the words "ceasefire now" to me at a funeral.

yes. a funeral.

apropos of literally just me being a Jew.

i was certainly not talking about anything remotely related. i had to walk through a place with a series of pro-hamas posters to get to the reception venue but i didn't say a thing about any of it.

it was as simple as that i was a Jew and someone had to try to make me say the words to make sure i was the right kind.

#this was actually not even the most antisemitic thing that happened to me at that funeral but i'm not getting into the rest of it on here #suffice to say it was Really Very Bad #everything that hurts this much makes it just a little less painful to think about losing my life here and losing this place

[bardic-inspo]

You know how the hag hurls some absolutely vicious and deeply personal insults at all the companions when you fight her??

What verbal gut punch does she hit your Tavs/Durges with? How does she wreck them? I wanna know. 👀

Alternatively, when the nether brain is like "well, well, look who it is" before the final fight, what's the mean name/epithet it gives your Tav/Durge? 👀

#for naomi she was just straight up like “everything you love withers” and she was like shit you're right but why did you have to say it #also called her a dirge singer as in a funeral bard #bg3 #tav #bg3 tav #idk what the nether brain calls her yet #or maybe there already is durge specific lingo i've never finished a durge run