In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was "Arrrgh!"
—PIRATICUS 13:7
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Once I had a dream where someone came into a cafateria that in dream logic I knew was the protagoniat.
They sat down at the table and an option box came up asking them if they would like to consume the cursed pasta. They picked yes.
A deep creepy voice - slow but powerful - started on the whole "I am thou ,thou art I." And followed it with something like " I am the flying spaghetti monster. Our selves made one, joined by the pasta within you that is of me." And so forth
The text box then told the protagonist that they had made a pact with the flying spaghetti monster.
I joked with my friend that I now knew what the persona 6 protagonist would be summoning, and mostly put it out of my mind, and remembered it again with the persona six news.
Looking up stuff about pastafarisiam (which I didn't really know anything about at the time) "Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me." (Suggestion 1:1) suggests maybe it wasnt a protagonist I was dreaming about. Or maybe that you can't fuse the flying spaghetti monster based on the rest of that quote "The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization."
I'm surprised with the emphisis on pirate's, it doesn't show up in one peice. It would be funny. Though a fan creator named Sirkrookodile created The Kami Kami no Mi, Model: FSM. I suppose Luffy has a fundamental food diffrence to pastafarianisms.
I am a little reminded about the naruto fanfiction "the book of Naruto" on fanfiction where Naruto becomes the ramen god, and people especially Hinata are praying.
Naruto has some odd fandom religions. Another one that comes to mind is "the log" by "ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude".
I'm getting pretty derailed from the intent. Thats partly the point, as I read about about Unit 731 on Wikipedia. Something about world war ii has people doing fucked up nightmarishly horrible shit to other people, and while that does add some context to ficitonal scientists like Hojo its 3:20 am, and I would like to be distracted from that, sorry.
Back to the flying Spaghetti monster, I don't think I'm into the party culture of FSM heaven or hell, but I do like their quote about joining their religion
"Go ahead. Try us for thirty days. If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back."
Its quotes are great actually
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People."
I have no idea if it will show up in persona 6, but if the flying spaghetti monster shows up, someone please tell me, because that eould be really funny, and I dreamed it years ago.
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"draw me getting a blowjob from anyone. you get to pick." okay. a very saucy commission for a friend
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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster invites you to learn a little more about us. We'd like to tell you all about our Heaven, which features a Stripper Factory and a giant Beer Volcano. We'd love to see you dressed in His chosen garb: full Pirate regalia. We want you to enjoy Fridays as His chosen holiday.
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I was hugging my kitten, whose name was Mustard, when he climbed up on my shoulder and whispered in my ear, “It is time to slay the flying spaghetti monster. Become who you were meant to be." So I slew the flying spaghetti monster with the power of Mustard’s rainbow friendship cat barf, and then we ate waffles.
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