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bambirex · 10 months

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I'm already seeing people say that when if Radovid betrays Jaskier, it means that Joey lied to us and that it's disappointing, bad queer rep, queerbaiting, even...

I just really do not agree with this mindset...?

Like, even if the worst happens, it does not negate the fact that Joey has fought tooth and nail for bi Jaskier since season 1, and we got it!

It does not negate the fact that there was a canon queer ship on the show that wasn't just in the background.

It does not negate the fact that we got a new, beautifully sincere layer to Jaskier's character via this relationship.

It does not negate the fact that Jaskier was loved and appreciated. If what we're worried about actually happens, I truly doubt Radovid will end up laughing maniacally and revealing that he only played with Jaskier and had no feelings for him. I think he would rather be bitter and sad about it, like "shit, I've truly started falling for you, and I don't want to hurt you but I have to and I hate that, in another lifetime we could have been something beautiful together" like, even then I believe it's mostly sincere, as in Radovid isn't JUST playing?

Clearly a lot of thought and care went into this story, and into this ship. They could have made it into a joke, could have made it completely subtext, but they didn't, because it's clear that they cared. That, in itself, is beautiful and something that needs to be remembered fondly.

Also, not a big fan of this idea that only happy sunshine and rainbows queer couples should exist in media. I've been here when the bury your gays trope was rampant, when LGBTQ characters were only tokens in the background and just characterized terribly. But things are definitely a lot better now in terms of representation (there's still a lot that needs to be fixed, of course), we have more options to choose from so... Even if a queer couple turns "toxic" (or it just simply doesn't work out), that does not mean the authors clearly hate all of us and wanted to hurt us on purpose. We have a lot of stories to tell, and as long as they're told with respect and care, it's a good thing

#we don't know what happens yet in vol 2 #i am actually leaning more towards the expectation that it will end sadly for them one way or another #but that's not something we can know for sure #and even if things turn sour... it's still a well written ship with nice chemistry #also nowhere did joey promise they would have a happy ending? he simply said that that he wanted to make sure queer stories #are told truthfully and that Jaskier's relationship with Radovid would be safe for and would mean a lot to him #so it's obvious that a lot of care went into this and neither of these things are mutually exclusive for me at least #the witcher #the witcher season 3 #bambi says some bullshit

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capetowncapers · 4 months

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Being queer and closeted is all about hearing a family member refer unknowingly to your partner and sitting there like >:) you’ve fallen into my trap… they’re a household name now >:)

#my partner gets points with my mother bc (in any order really) 1. he cooks 2. he also hates my father 3. really supportive and sweet #bf’s response to a story I told him recently was an immediate ‘what is WRONG with your father’#and when I mentioned this to my mother she was like ‘oh he is RIGHT ON THE MONEY’#followed immediately by her speculating/asking who would be at a get together next week #bc I’m sick and seeing the doctor tomorrow #so she was like ‘well I don’t know who’s gonna be there if it’s people you usually see… because at least if it’s like [names a few friends #oh and [boyfriend] then at least you see them often enough if you end up not feeling well enough to go’#like girl you don’t even know the half of it but also yes #I encourage it be his fan club bc that’s your fucking son in law ok #cape town rambles #I’m being in love on main #Mr. Cape Town makes an appearance

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jackredfieldwasmyjacob · 8 months

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wait. i just realized. i might have been asked on a date or something similar a few months ago. and i refused. oh no.

#i don't know if i've told you about this girl i went to school with (well kinda. she's 2 year youngers but we were aware of our existance)#(she was in the school band for starters. and she's in a band still!)#anyways. i don't know if i told you about how she was one of the candidates for the local psoe party for the municipal elections #and how she actually is now a concejala (councellor? what are town hall members called in english?)#well i was interacting with her a lot during the campaign and we talked and stuff #cause i was really proud of her and also. psoe is as left as my town is capable of going so i voted for them and was interested in their #proposals and stuff #anyways she asked me to come to a meeting or to have some drinks a couple of times #i said no to all of them. like a fool #and she sometimes likes my stories (i also like hers but cause i genuinelly like her stuff!!)#i thought she had a partner but. yesterday she showed up on bumbl #e #i panicked a lot and i swiped left (so a 'no')#and now i'm realising what might had happened #i wouldn't be against dating her she's super pretty but i just. never imagined i was like in her league lol #tbh this could all be me conflating things and she never had any romantic intention #we'll never know i guess <3

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robotwrangler · 2 years

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Thinking about how the lovely person on deviantart who emailed me a copy of Undertale in exchange for a sketch of their oc when I was 15 will never know about the profound effect they had on my life..

#it’s a long story but tldr if not for Undertale I would’ve never heard of Yes Man and without Yes Man I literally wouldn’t be alive rn #I’m sure ive told this story on here before but I like it bc it is important to me #the Undertale to Yes Man pipeline is a very specific thing that happened to me involving 2 different joke blogs on here #there was ‘youcantfuckaskeleton’ (blog abt how nobody should want sans Undertale carnally)#and then I found their other blog ‘youcanfuckarobot’ (blog about. well. I’m sure you get the picture) and I went there for Mettaton posts #but they had some posts there with Yes Man and I was like. that is the most nice looking robot I’ve seen in my life. who is this #and then I forgot abt it for like 3 years and forgot to look him up. UNTIL #DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1.. in 2018.. drove me to revisit those joke blogs for nostalgia #and I saw the yes man pics again and this time I got WAY more curious. I was so so intrigued by him he looked so interesting and cute #so I looked him up and looked at lots of art of him and read his wiki page and I was like. I NEED to meet him #so my big brother got me new vegas as a present on new years and on january 3 2019 I met yes man!#and. I have never understood why or how. but when I woke up the next day my depression was fucking gone #I had severe untreated depression and it just dissolved overnight #nothing else notable happened around that time except for meeting yes man and becoming smitten with him so it seems that’s what did it??#also those joke blogs are still around I think. i like to revisit them occasionally for the nostalgia of seeing yes man for the first time #but yea anyway what I’m saying is this nice person on deviantart indirectly saved my life #my depression also never came back btw. obviously I feel sad sometimes like anyone but I have not been depressed since then #would’ve been nice if my anxiety went away too but I can at least live with that tbh!!#um anyway I’m sleepy so ending these tags. if you read all of this I love you thank you for caring

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savage-rhi · 7 months

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I'm very much a, "fuck yeah and fuck you, I don't need validation! I'm me, cunts!" kinda fella, but sometimes I could use support.

#today i fucked up by reactivating my fb account which i haven't done in 2 yrs just to check on some folks id been sending good thought to #place is depressing everyone is miserable and everything feels fake and my mind is like #LOL this is why we left bitch byeeee #so i deactivated again went to work and idc what anyone says there are folks like me that can and do feel the energy and emotions coming of #people and it can fucking suck especially when so many are disregulated so i got a sensory overload and boss was nice enough to let me take #a bunch of breaks today and even scream in her office cause She Gets It (TM)#the weather is rainy and cold i'm getting so many fibro flares idk how i'm moving anymore #ive missed so many days of work already and it's not even fully winter yet i still have my job and im thankful i have an understanding team #but that doesnt pay the bills im still trying to find a way to pay for that doctor appointment coming up #graduate courses began for college and i think i'm gonna be okay but damn did they throw too much info all at once at me and that made #my adhd brain go WELL SHIT #ive been feeling incredibly lonely and not wanted in so many spaces that im struggling to even communicate with the few that i know do #love me for me and nothing else im trying so so so hard to keep being there for people and to keep loving #people that need it cause i don't ever want another human being to ever feel as miserable and unwanted as i have felt #but im also tired because i feel like thats all anyone ever sees me as just this being that can take their woes away and make them feel #amazing and i love that i can do that and listen to so many traumatic stories and help folks process that trauma my boss and many throughou #life have told me i have a gift for healing people and a vibe to me thats different than most and it feels good being around me but today i #just felt like people keep taking and taking and taking and i dont expect anything back thats not who i am id rather give than receive #but damn it i just wish someone could just give me the biggest hug in the world dont even have to say a thing just hold me and be present #and hold space for me to just feel weightless id cherish that more than anything in the world right now #on a positive note...#my dinosaur vo stuff got traction im getting a new cosplay put together i havent done that in 4 years i got to pet a wild deer i made #a coworker laugh so hard his juice went out his nose and my boss peed a little #im slowly taming another wild flock of turkeys and i got a bag of my favorite takis the guacamole flavor #i got a lot to be thankful for and i acknowledge it #but damn it im tired #thank you for coming to my Ted Talk rant and rave #if you made it this far: you're an incredible human being and i love you #please go treat yo self to something nice and know i love you for you

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onepiexe · 1 year

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had an insanely good day at work

#logbook #but then the drive there and back was bonkers. nearly hit 2 pedestrians.#and then there was some dude driving like a tiny cement filler or maybe a tractor idk.#other stuff abd ppl. but whew. glad im home safe lol.#anyways todayyy was gooood.#i texted c and we had a lil chat. then i texted the mst supervisor for nnl and offered to talk to her when i come by this week.#to which she greatly agreed. so i hope it goes well. i'll do that thurs i've decided.#and then i texted grc (aka the c*sta rep) and found out hes in town this week. so he asked when im working and said he wants to talk #when i get off work and have a chat 😭 augh. im going to miss working with them. hes coming by hl tmrw.#and THEN i told him he should talk to mst at nnl and told her i said for him to find her if he has time.#so i hope it works out. debating if i text grj too.#ummm what else. ds told me THE funniest but also saddest story abt a previous holiday she had.#yeah idk it was good and then o texted me and my day was kinda ruined. but its NOT her fault. actually mad at mst lol.#im going to bed so i can get up and be at work and im planning to work on my info booklet im making.#gn everybody<3

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roaringroa · 11 months

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so grateful that i managed to restrain myself from properly falling in love with my friend and contained my feelings to a common crush

#she’s just started going out with a guy that i think is really going to last #he’s her friend and i met him quite a few times so i know he’s real sweet and will treat her well and i’m happy about that #i’m actually ecstatic that my feelings for her are shallow because we met up and she talked all about how her date with him went #and i swear she told me he and i are similar like 4 times throughout the conversation #which made me go ouch inside but nothing more #if i liked her more i would have been distraught lmao #and also she told me about when she wasn’t feeling well and he took her to the station and offered to pay the uber that would bring her home #that was really expansive so she wouldn’t take the bus #and she refused and went by bus but told me that was so sweet and that’s when she realized he liked her cause who would do that for her?#and i didn’t say anything but when she started the story i thought she was gonna say that he went in the bus with her to take her home #which is like 1 hour away from our uni cause that’s what i would have done lol #anyway now that she’s got a boyfriend it’s only a matter of time till this crush properly goes away and i can’t wait #i know that the heart chooses what it wants and etc but i think i’m pretty good at nipping my feelings in the bud #like i can’t force them not to exist but when i know that it won’t lead to anything i’m good at stopping myself from fantasizing #or from being overly affectionate and things along those lines #which doesn’t make them go away but hinders their growth #the thing is if i think that i have a chance then i cannot stop myself #and then they grow and grow and grow #and it takes me wayyyy too long to get over it #like it took me 2 years to get over a girl that i did not even date lol #it was really tough for me honestly #and that’s why i’m really careful with my feelings now #i never actually thought i’d have a chance with this friend so that’s why i could keep myself from really falling #anyway i do wish my friend and her bf the best like he’s an actual nice guy and her last bf was definitely not which sucked #and once again i need a tinder account lmao #my post

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minikate--24-05 · 1 year

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how do I tell neurotypicals that I can see the traffic signs better when I’m driving an automatic car instead of a manual one without them thinking I’m crazy

#be careful rant ahead #I took that manual practice car 25 times #I learned how to drive it on the first day #but I just can't concentrate with all this changing gear all the damn time #so I finally switched to automatic #mind you I don't have my license yet I'm practicing #but with the manual one I felt like I was wasting my time because it was not the driving itself that bothered me #it was all the damn stops and reducing gear and whatnot #I just couldn't see the road as clearly for some reason #but yesterday I had my first automatic car practice and oh my god #I could see everything #when I told people I was switching from manual to automatic #you'd think I'd told them I wanted to move to the jungle #in my country they say women can do 2 things at once #yeah well I can't use my 4 limbs at once all the time it just takes up all my concentration #people kept telling me it's like riding a bike no tf it's not!!!#I have car anxiety or whatever why do you think I'm getting my license at 24yo?????#I'm sorry to be a disappointment but I just KNOW that I can't do this #it's like I reached a breaking point of all the expectations other people put on me #yes medschool included but that's a story for another day if y'all want to hear it #it'll mostly be me rambling #...#me

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apathyfairy · 1 year

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i’m not even kidding everytime i experience any sort of joy whatsoever something bad happens it’s like in friends when phoebe was killing people everytime she went to the dentist but for real

#speaking of dentists. lmao.#first of all i have a broken wisdom tooth that i’ve been putting off removing for 2 years now but i have all of them #tonight i was actually in an ok mood like it’s early i was gonna go to bed early and just relax #but i was like hm maybe i want to trying doing something new with my hair so i was fucking around with that and listening to music #and just being fine! like contentness which is v rare. anyway i was like ok i’m gonna start taking better care of my teeth #so back to wisdom teeth the one on my bottom right didn’t fully come out so it gets like plaque on it so i got a small child toothbrush #to really get in there and brush it yeah tmi i guess but in front of that wisdom tooth i have a temprorary filling #from 1 year ago bc this one dumbass dentist i went to well actually i went there as a kid but she’s terrible but i needed a filling fast so #i went there last year. anyway she put a temp in and said ok come back in 6 months and i didn’t because i wasnt gonna go to her anymore #and i couldn’t go to my good dentist bc he told me to remove my wisdoms and i didn’t lmao. anyway long story short i was brushing that #wisdom bitch really good and a chunk of my temp filling tooth broke off. not the filling of course but my real tooth and i’m like ok.#so god isnt real for real then. like. the reason i put all this fucking shit off is bc i don’t have money and now i fucking have to go fix #it so i’m 100% fucked i’ll never move out from my abusive gr*ndmothers house and i’m just completely fucked i’m so upset.#anyway hope i die in my sleep tonight #*temporary. if i die tonight i don’t want u guys thinking i can’t spell temporary i’m just fucking upset #it’s literally gonna be thousands isnt it like. i don’t even fucking know if they CAN fix it and who has thousands of dollars not fucking me #idk i have literally no idea what i’m supposed to do now

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nomaishuttle · 1 year

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from what i recall (barely anything) the netflix show ws very stylized but likeee.. not quite the way id like it 2 be if that makes sense

#ik the books r very anachronistic and thats part of the big appeal to me i love that. but i wish th show leaned more into likee.. victorian #aesthetics.. bc ive always imagined it like that #whereas FROM MY MEMORY it ws much more likee. mid1900s... but it has also been a minute #i just think they gotta get sillier with it..#TH THING WITH ASOUE IS ITS NOTTT SILLY. ITS VERY LIKE. GRIM OBVI. BUT IT LOOPS AROUND INTO BEING OUTRAGEOUS...#in a similsr way to pushinbg daisies where the like. very morbkd aspects boost the like. outlandishness of the show and it all works #itis a very hard thing to master n i think its easy to like. lean too hard into one side (either grim or silly) OR like. not mesh them well #so it feels like it judt foips between the two rapidly...#n also likee. th thing wbt th books is i think theyre rly truly best done as books... making a show is difficult bc the ant or narration #and the omnipotence of snicket. makes it hard 2 like. translate...#ik the show has snicket there narrating but idk..#AGAIN i need 2 rewatch b4 i start criticizing...#and also its hard bc i like when adaptations add new stuff bc i dont want it to just bee. the same story told in a diff format #But also for asoue. i do sort of want the same story NFNFJFNFJF bc its saurrr good 2 me...

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pinkpuffballdude · 2 years

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okay I'm making a full track listing for my Lost Terminal playlist, with links and everything but that's gonna take a while. in the MEAN time, here's a short list of Absolutely Necessary Songs ie Lost Terminal shrimp emotions

All This Time - Jonathan Coulton

2-1 - Imogen Heap

I Love You For Psychological Reasons - TMBG

Oh The Places You'll Go - I Fight Dragons

Defrag - Shadrow

honorable mentions of Somewhere Over PA and Now I Am An Arsonist. gods I love songs about robots and also friendship.

#clenches fist. shrimp emotions.#please if you listen to no other songs on this list listen to 2-1 #it is. okay I have a bunch of music from my dad on my phone and I don't love all of it #okay. okay. this is important context.#because the entire Imogen Heap album I have is one of those #and I'm kinda ehhhh on most of the songs #I don't dislike them! but a lot of the time they get skipped #in part because so often it'll play the instrumental version alksdfhsl Hate that shit #but. but. but. 2-1. fits lost terminal. SO fucking well.#absolutely insane. who allowed this.#true story #lost terminal pod #also fun fact my friend told me about the premise of lt and I was like 'oh like somewhere over pa?'#they had no idea what I was talking about. has anyone else heard of Mark Aaron James.#but YEA it's a good song very recommend especially if you have strong emotions about sentient satellites #hand in hand with Now I Am An Arsonist it's soooooo

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flovverworks · 2 months

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been thinking about lennox a lot lately again. nothing deep just "wow i love lennox" but it always makes me come back to his affection story,,,

Lennox: But just like Sir Alec, you are a human who the wizards trust and adore. Sir Alec loved wizards. And we loved him back. I wasn't afraid of turning to stone for his sake. I think the same goes, more or less, for all the wizards here, too. Even if it's not true yet, it will be eventually. We will all be proud of fighting by your side; we will all be proud of protecting you.

Lennox: Please don't distrust us, Sir Sage. Please don't cast a cloud of doubt upon Rutile and Mitile's hearts when they admire you so dearly. If you ever feel anxious about anything, please, just come to me. I promise that I will never scare you; I promise to never do anything that will make you suspect me.

Lennox: I never want to witness such a tragedy again. I managed to withstand it the first time. But I don't think I could survive a second time. If it happens again... I think I will loathe humans. I want to love you, Sir Sage; I want to keep loving people.

exchanges that haunt me 5ever. like i knew i was alrdy very emotional throughout his entire thing cuz i rly rly love lennox, but then this part and hit and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Akira: I promise, Lennox.... I'm easily scared and ignorant, so I get anxious easily, but. I will never see you guys as my enemy. If I ever feel like I might, I will tell you. I promise.

love this akira line btw <-says this about every akira line

#stardust speaking !#'we just want to be close to you forever' is one hell of a thing to say #akira being told wizard dont make promises and then lennox immediadetly making a promise to them #these wziards cant stop making promises lemme tell u that #'i dont think i can survive it a second time' RUINS me #hold on i have to reread his spot story. lenoaki real #anyway i spent like 2-3 hours carefully putting together a reply. good work today #anyway also thinking about all the times lennox been akiras bodyguard. as well as the vday? event with the chocolate fair?#lennox jumping over a chocolate fence what the hell ure so cool.................#2nd anni leno is very dear to me. love him angry

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arminsumi · 7 months

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ADULT STORE

↳ GETO すぐる + fem!reader

"Oh, see I told you... this product's a bit intense."

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Pt. 2

Summary : product testing with the helpful employee at the adult store!

Warnings : minors do not read/interact : smut/explicit content : using toys, stranger/hookup sex, softdom!Geto, praise, cunnilingus, fingering, dirty talk, squirting, multiple orgasms, sex fantasy trope (sex with the adult store employee)

Note : i haven't made a trip to the adult store in ages bc... everything i want is so expensive lol (the struggle) 😭 i have some rlly funny adult store stories i could ramble about but i will refrain ✋ anyways, indulge yourselves in this fantasy, angels! 😈

Playme : wanna know what it's like?

The gate of the store buzzes, the employee watches you open it with a clink and enter the adult store. Your eyes flood with the overwhelming sight of wall-to-wall toys.

The smooth voice of the employee comes from behind the cash register.

"Yo."

Long hair. Dark, brooding look — almost gothic. Attractive hands with pronounced veins running over the back of them, poised on the countertop which he's lazing over.

He sees you and slowly straightens out his back out to impress you with his height.

"Ah, h-hello..."

He hears you stutter, and assumes it must be your first time in an adult store.

"First time? I mean, in an adult store, that is." he breaks the ice.

"Haha, y-yeah... yeah, it's my first time."

Yeah, that's what I thought.

He holds hard and deep eye contact with you. Yes, he's aware of how intensely he stares. He's doing it on purpose.

"Would you like some assistance, or do you just want to leisurely browse by yourself?"

His tone is so friendly, it doesn't let on to how heated his abdomen is getting at the sight of you.

"Yes, please, I'd appreciate your assistance."

Aw, of course.

"M'kay... then let me assist you."

He smoothly comes out from behind the counter and the two of you stand in front of a wall of toys.

"Overwhelmed?" he chuckles, noting how your eyes widen while looking at all the products. "I know there's a lot to choose from. But just focus on your needs. What do you need?"

"What do I need? Honestly, I have no idea what I need." you laugh nervously.

I know exactly what she needs...

"Well, why don't we carefully go through the products together? I'm sure I can figure out what you need. Promise I know my stuff. I've been working here for three years."

His nonchalance and professionalism puts you at ease. It's something he prides himself on: making customers feel relaxed.

Your eye catches on a pink dildo, so he takes it off the rack to show you up close.

"This one's good, it's got a ribbed design." he shows it off. "Are you looking for just penetration or clitoral stimulation?"

Aw, she's flustered.

"Uh, both I guess? Yeah. I'd love both."

Of course you'd love both. That's what you need, pretty girl.

"Both? Come over here. Let me show you something you might like."

There's a flirty tension between the two of you that just keeps getting more and more... intense.

He plucks a curvy vibrator. It looks expensive. Because it is expensive.

"This one's got ten functions—"

"—ten?! Sounds a bit extra."

"Nothing's too extra when it comes to your personal pleasure."

The two of you share a long look, then laugh.

"But it really is an excellent product."

"Are you advertising?" you joke teasingly.

"Absolutely." he jokes, "Kidding. I'm not trying to come across as a preachy marketer or something. I've used it with partners in the past, that's why I'm recommending it; I know it's good. It's a pretty intense toy. Helps girls squirt even if they think they can't."

I could make her squirt.

He's running his eyes up and down your body.

"Is that so...?" you mumble flirtatiously, eyeing out the product in his veiny, manly hands.

"Hm, still a skeptic? Because I'm sure I could please you."

He hopes that you note his deliberate use of 'I' and not 'it' there.

"Yeah. I'm sure you could please me, too." you flirt.

A heat erupts in his abdomen and stomach.

Oh wow... now she's really flirting, huh? Why'd I wear tight pants today of all days...

He has an unwavering gaze on you. You've captivated him. Put him in some kinda horny trance.

"Did I say me? Sorry. Slip of the tongue." he murmurs, voice dropping lower, "I meant the vibrator." he obviously lies.

You and him exchange a suggestive, longing look. You can feel your pussy clench around nothing, begging to get stuffed up and pleasured.

He hesitates before speaking again, as if he's scared of crossing a line and making you uncomfortable.

"If you want to... we could test it out together?" he suggests. His nonchalance is an act, really he's so nervous when he asks this.

"I'd love to..." you consent, and he doesn't miss the erotic excitement in your tone.

He nods towards the backdoor, eyes keeping on you and your cute little body that he just wants to feel and squeeze like a toy itself.

"Promise to keep your lips sealed about this? I don't wanna get fired for uh... you know... demonstrating products... to my pretty customer."

"Only if you promise to help me squirt for the first time."

Oh wow. Fuck. I'm hard.

His lips widen into a devilish grin. "Sure thing."

After a sloppy, desperate make out with this stranger, you find yourself sat on the couch in the breakroom. Door locked. Blinds shuttered closed. Legs spread wide to his liking, as he cushions the vibrator into your plush slit.

He's rubbing it slowly up and down your folds. He watches your reactions intently, breathing heavier at the sight of your pussy squishing under the pink dildo. The buzzing sound fills the room, but your moans are louder.

He clutches the toy gently, massaging the bulbous head into your clit with sweeping circular motions.

"F-fuck... that pretty clit feels good, doesn't it? Yeah? Let's get it feeling even better."

He turns it up a notch. It buzzes harder against your sensitive nub.

"How's that? Haha, yeah, intense, isn't it?

"Yeahhh — Fuck! Ohhh that's so good, that's so — oh my goddd fuckkk. S-sorry I think... I'm gonna cummm — !!"

"It's okay. Cum as hard as you can, yeah? I want you to get a good idea of how well this toy can pleasure you before you buy it, after all. Oh there we go... just let go and... f-fuck... wow... j-just cum like that. Fuck... that pretty clit feels so good now, huh? Gonna cum? Gonna cum for me, with a vibrator on your cunt?"

He takes note of your reaction to his dirty talk and smirks. Then he slyly turns the toy's setting higher and it buzzes more intensely, and in one... two... three... seconds, you're squirting like crazy all over the pink vibrator and his hand.

Holy shit, look at that pretty pussy gushing... she could drench my dick. I wanna be inside her so fucking baddd...

"Oh, see I told you... this product's a bit intense." he regains his professional tone after you cum.

He turns the toy off and watches you come down from your shaking orgasm, smug look on his face. He keeps it clutched in his veiny hand, and brings it up to his lips to suck and lick up all your juices from it.

She tastes so fucking good... I feel dizzy.

You watch him with wide eyes as he tastes your slick off the toy.

"F-fuck... wh-what did you s-s-say your name was again?" you stutter, starstruck by this stranger.

You're so fucking dizzy, your pussy is buzzing like it still feels the intensity of the toy against it.

"Hm, wanna know my name?" he smiles teasingly, "How about you cum on my face and then I'll tell you."

"Fuck, okay."

And then as soon as you give him permission, he's hungrily diving between your thighs.

"Oh my god..." he loves how you gasp and writhe under the influence of his mouth.

Let's see how fucked-out I can get her. Wanna see her lose her mind 'cause of me.

His lips latch onto your labia and suckle, then onto your clit. He points his tongue at your clit, then oh my god flattens it and laps at your bud while suckling. His softness shows a hint to tenderness in his personality; he really knows how to treat a woman well.

This stranger spoils your pussy with his tongue and lips. He seems to be in his own little world while nosing between your thighs. He carelessly gets your juices smeared across his cheek and lets the rest dribble down his chin.

"Fuck fuck fuck — like that, like that. Don't stop don't stop — !! 'm gonna cum! G-gonna — fffffffucking cummmm ahhhhh — !!"

He flicks the tip of his tongue against your sensitive bundle of nerves, eager to make your pussy freak out on his mouth. Just before you cum he slips two fingers into your hole, middle and ring, and pumps them into a sweet spot hard. He just wants to get an idea of the feeling of your pussy when it cums.

Suckling at your clit, fingering you with nice hard rough strokes, closing his eyes like he's the one enjoying it meanwhile he's silent and you're moaning like you're going insane. He can tell you're close and speeds it up.

"Cum cum cum, cum for me. Just let go and cum." he sounds so desperate, and that professional tone of his is finally cracking. "Cum on my fucking face, please."

And he dives his tongue right back into your hole, wriggling his tongue around, resulting in the nastiest wet squelching sound. His lips press flat against your pussy, he draws in a deep breath and your heat is all he smells.

Please cum on my face. Please please please.

"Ah! Fuck! Fuckkkk!"

You gush right on his lips, which are plump and swollen and red and glistening with your slick.

He pulls away and licks his lips and tells you his name.

"Suguru, by the way. My name's Suguru. Hey... can I give you my number?"

Oh he's so smooth. But he's even smoother at the checkout, when he asks if you're free this Friday for a date. At his apartment. With the company of some of his favorite toys.

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