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robotwrangler · 7 hours
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Paying $0.01 in child support every year to each of the 70,000 baby mosquitoes created from my blood. And I am just so proud of all of them
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robotwrangler · 20 hours
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Literally fell in love with SkeleSlime’s version of Yes Man I just had to draw him
my 8-legged amalgamation robot wife :]
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robotwrangler · 2 days
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I love him so much
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robotwrangler · 3 days
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robotwrangler · 4 days
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robotwrangler · 4 days
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Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed
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robotwrangler · 4 days
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robotwrangler · 4 days
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UNLIMITED LAOGANMA ON PLAIN FOODS!!!!
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robotwrangler · 4 days
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ANYTHING FOR YOU JOSH
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robotwrangler · 4 days
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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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robotwrangler · 4 days
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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least
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robotwrangler · 4 days
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this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction
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robotwrangler · 5 days
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He may or may not have sold his soul 🕊️
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robotwrangler · 6 days
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Part of a greater piece that I wanted to post separately
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robotwrangler · 6 days
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i cannot emphasise enough how much you need to create something. anything. it doesn't matter if you suck. you don't need to monetise it, or make it your career. you can restart an old hobby; you can start from scratch. it doesn't matter. you just need to hold something and be able to say "i did that". baking, drawing, painting, writing, coding, crafts, whatever. make something ! you cannot have all your hobbies be a form of consumption. it's fun, it's great in its own right. but the single best action to make yourself feel better, to calm your mind, to gain self esteem, is to Create
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robotwrangler · 6 days
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Me when Spock
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From TV Guide, April 29-May 5, 1967
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