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the-spoopy-pretzel · 8 months

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"I'M the one with the affinity!" will forever be a mood 🧜‍♀️

#h2o just add water #you??!!#that's a joke!#lol #honestly so relatable #except at this point in my life I'm not frustrated or jealous #I'm just flabbergasted that someone has the same interest or feelings on a subject #and i can't even properly put into words how it feels like they're looking inside of my brain

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2-wuv · 9 months

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*suddenly wakes up at 4 in the morning* are we cringe.

#pk;m Mischief⚘#that's a joke!#we haven't slept yet.

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viralfrog · 4 months

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#funny #memes #humor #meme #lol #jokes

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itsdappleagain · 30 days

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jesus no

#transgender #jesus #comic #my art #anyone. is there an audience for this joke anywhere #image id is in the built in image description #trans #containment breach

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hilarioushitshq · 3 months

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Not Karl..

#funny memes #humor #lol #funny stuff #memes #jokes #funny shit #funny #funny post

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mayhemchicken-artblog · 1 month

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

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catchymemes · 1 month

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #jokes #tweet #twitter

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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pirateprincessjess · 2 months

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

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clandestinegardenias · 6 months

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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

#NOT A JOKE SHE LITERALLY DID

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vile-images · 2 months

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