#that’s his daughter sir

[portgas-d-rouge]

had a half-formed idea for an au where instead of film red happening, croc find and hires uta as sort of a power-play ad then mihawk and buggy feel obligated to look after her (shenanigans ensue)

#cross guild #uta one piece #buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #tfw you team up with yr ex's ex to help repair yr ex's relationship w his daughter #or something #my art

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 6 #old fashioned murder #sir i once inhaled a whole blister pack of benadryl and hallucinated an entire case on a yacht #two guys got murdered and there was a commodore with his alcoholic daughter. after i solved it i rowed a boat into the sunset #then i woke up on my couch and saw spiders on my waul and my wife hadda call the nurse's hotline. it was a whole to-do #you could say it makes me sleepy

[cutter-kirby]

he’s a babygirl he’s a failwife he’s a losercore dumbass and he’s the most love-filled man to ever exist

#lighthearted ofc #i just think he’s neat #local man gets his heart ripped out and is like ‘but? I gotta go save my daughter??’ #also there’s something about #the thing you’re trying to destroy being the only thing keeping you alive #like woah!! #also he’s just funny #’hey don’t I get a say in this??’ #SIR #re8 #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #pulling out all the tags when I make an actual post lol #ethan winters #1k #!?!?!?!?!?! #thank you??? #i'm so glad you guys appreciate the funny biteable mold man <333 #2k #3k

[dearabsolutelynoone]

“The family is noted as full of perfectly handsome sons…

…and perfectly beautiful daughters.”

#perfectly handsome sons and perfectly beautiful daughters indeed #violet and edmund did their big one with their clan #that bridgerton beauty is unrivaled #bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #colin bridgerton #daphne bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #francesca bridgerton #gregory bridgerton #hyacinth bridgerton #the duke and i #the viscount who loved me #an offer from a gentleman #romancing mister bridgerton #to sir phillip with love #when he was wicked #it’s in his kiss #on the way to the wedding #julia quinn #bridgerton season 3

[doffies]

#one piece #opfanart #crochawk #sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #mihawk #my Mihawk wouldn’t own a phone younger than his daughter propaganda #you look at him and tell me he wouldn’t think touchscreens are the devil #kid.graphics

[bbygirl-aemond]

today on "viserys isn't the nice guy he thinks he is," we have his willingness to publicly belittle or complain about things he clearly demands of alicent in private. he'll humiliate her in front of high-ranking men for something, then when alone will turn around and berate her for not doing that very same thing.

in episode 4, alicent tries to engage daemon in conversation about the tapestries, offering to go view them together in an effort to reach out to viserys's side of the family. it's viserys, not daemon, who repeats her words mockingly, and then the two of them snicker about it. (bless rhaenyra for noticing alicent was visibly upset here and stepping in for her.) meanwhile, later we see viserys frustrated by the fact that alicent's failed to become close to people like daemon.

in episode 6, alicent is arranging viserys's blanket to make him comfortable. in front of lyonel strong, he acts as if her assistance is a nuisance, complaining to him that he's being "endlessly fussed over" and saying "it's a wonder i can visit the privy alone." and yet seconds later, once lyonel has left, he goes to get up and demands to alicent, "aren't you going to help me?"

as with most things for viserys, i'm sure he's blissfully unaware of how hypocritical he's being. but it's interesting that viserys seems to like to posture around powerful men that he admires (daemon, a targaryen prince, and lyonel, a lord and the hand of the king). he does this at his teenaged wife's expense, but then privately has no problem with demanding that she do the things he's publicly shamed her for doing the moment those same men aren't around to witness it.

i can think of a great deal of men irl who are exactly like this and i have the ick for every single one of them.

#there's also the aspect of him confiding in her that he's not sure whether aegon or rhaenyra should be his heir #and then getting angry any time she questions rhaenyra going forward #like sir YOU ARE THE REASON SHE GOT THE IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! #if you don't want your wife to question your daughter then maybe DON'T QUESTION YOUR DAUGHTER YOURSELF??? #anyways #hotd #house of the dragon #hotd meta #house of the dragon meta #alicent hightower #alicent #viserys targaryen #viserys #viserys i targaryen #viserys i

[moongothic]

The worst part about trying to figure out what Crocodile's deal is that because he's so fucking irredeemably evil in Alabasta... Like... Yeah he's just irredeemably evil. Like I love him but he did cause countless casualties, a ton of pain and suffering and literally attempted to blow up a million people

Like no amount of theoretical "trying to do it to save his son from the Government" or "trying to stop the Government from hurting anyone else" or just "doing it for the greater good" is going to make him any less of a mass murderer

But also Robin absolutely 100% helped with all of that shit simply because she wanted to read the Poneglyph for herself.

No amount of her intending to betray Crocodile from the begining and sabotaging his plans erases the fact that Robin also caused countless people to starve to death and die in the civil war. Her sabotages only succeeded out of sheer luck, and only spared the lives of the people at the final battle. She has the blood of countless innocents on her hands. Because she wanted to read history.

But her crimes were swept under the rug because she has a sad backstory and her sabotages worked out just at the nick of time by sheer dumb luck

So Croc??? Just??? Is there a chance??? At all???

But also he did literally intend to sell Buggy into slavery

Like, fuck Buggy, but jesus

What's also killing me is that we like. Don't know what Luffy thinks of Crocodile right now. Which really is like. The thing that will decide how we, as the readers, are supposed to feel about Crocodile. Luffy is our POV

Like we don't know what Luffy's opinion of Crocodile is after he helped save Luffy (and spared Ace once) during the Summit War. Like Luffy clearly fucking hated the man in Impel Down and the two interactions they had during the War weren't like positive (in the sense that Luffy himself didn't think of the interactions as particularly positive. Defending Whitebeard from being attacked once and then being like "wait what HIM?!" when Crocodile defended Ace. To be fair, in the midst of the chaos, there wasn't much time to spend on Pondering On Such Things because Ace needed to be saved, and Oda goes out of his way to not show us what's going on inside Luffy's head, because it's all meant to be out in the open anyways. Regardless, these weren't like "yay it's Crocodile! :)" moments for Luffy is what I mean)

But also Luffy was very grateful of Law for saving his life and was willing to put his trust into Law for their alliance- of course, they weren't explicitly enemies to begin with, rivals at most, but still. Luffy respects those who help him.

But also Luffy grew during the timeskip. Like he's not that clueless anymore (like he finally understands Hancock is in love with him etc), and similarly Luffy gets that Buggy is an absolute loser now. But also Buggy did also help save Luffy's life (even if it was by accident), and while IDK if Luffy is aware of that, I don't think that helped improve Luffy's impression of Buggy

So like. The fuck does Luffy think of Crocodile, at this moment? Even with the Cross Guild reveal, he didn't even really comment on Croc and just focused his energy on being confused about Buggy being "the leader" of CG. IDK it feels almost intentional or something, that we don't know what Luffy thinks?? Especially since we did get Zoro's opinion on Mihawk in the situation?? Or am I delulu?? (Sidenote. I'd love to know what Robin would have to say about Crocodile helping save Luffy's life. What Jinbei might think of the final words Crocodile left him with before blasting them out of Akainu's reach. But mainly just Robin's thoughts)

Like IDK my best guess would be that Luffy still hates Crocodile just the same but is like grossed out by technically owing him one??? In the classic

-kinda way, you know? And that he'd be just kinda confused about it?

Because I can't fucking imagine Luffy being like "oh we're cool now" with Crocodile, let alone "Yay Crocodile :) He saved my life!". But also like. Luffy does kind of owe Croc one. Kind of. And Luffy is usually very respectful of that kind of thing. Aaaaaaaa???

(Also does. Does Luffy even know it was Crocodile who yeeted him and Jinbei out of Akainu's reach to begin with. 'Cause he was unconcious. Knocked the fuck out. Does. Does Luffy even know. Did anybody tell him???)

I just.

There's the reasonable part of me that knows Crocodile is an irredeemable evil dickbag and everything he has ever said and done up to the most recent chapters support that. He is too far gone.

And then there's the absolutely delulu part that loves a tragic villian who gets a heartwrenching redemption that's looking for any fucking sign that could indicate Crocodile could maybe be one

#Moon posting #OP Meta #OP Spoilers #Sir Crocodile #Crocodad #Haunted by thoughts of one (1) evil middle aged man #IDK I was rereading Punk Hazard today while on the train and just. God there's like no difference between Alabasta Croc and Ceasar #I mean there is but no there isn't. Dude was doing essentially the same shit just this time with much more child abuse #And we all agree that Ceasar is scum of the earth and irredeemable. #But also he was doing everything PURELY out of self-interest without ANY sad backstory to counter balance it #I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE MAN I AM LOSING MY MARBLES #Kuma Flashback I Love You but I need to know what the fuck is happening with Crocodile so bad pleeeaaase #There's also like that note about Kuma saying he'd be wiling to make a deal with the devil just to protect his daughter #And If Crocodad Real. What a greater evolution of that but being wiling to BECOME the devil himself to protect your child #Also sorry about the Buggy slander but also not sorry. All that man is good for is being a punching bag for comedy as far as I'm concerned #He's very funny I'll give you that. And I'm looking forward to him and Shanks getting married

[atomicengineerdetective]

I've been watching Hazbin Hotel in prime. Just watched episode 5 and I gotta ask

Why, oh, WHY DON'T I SEE MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT "MORE THAN ANYTHING" WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE HAZBIN HOTEL MUSIC???

Like I get it, the song before it "Hell's Greatest Dad" Is a bop reminiscent of other music from the era its parodying. I loved it.

BUT why are you only putting clips of that song when this MASTERPIECE comes a few minutes after

I honestly don't even know where to begin with this song. The visuals are beautiful, especially when we get moments like this where you can just see the absolute LOVE this man has for her daughter is so sweet and Heartwarming I just-

The voices are fenomenal but what else can you expect from the broadway talents of Erika Henningsen and Jeremy Jordan.

There is also the whole Symbolism with passing the baton to the next generation and stuff. I- I can't even get into the specifics right now Im too emotional.

But above all else THE LYRICS

ESPECIALLY THAT LAST ONE

"I'M GRATEFUL YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER/FATHER MORE THAN ANYTHING"

DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY?? CAUSE I AM. I AM BAWLING MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOW.

It's just so fucking beautiful man. Probably the best song I will hear all year. Obviously my favorite from Hazbin.

#Call me Sir Pentious cause Im crying like a baby over here. #WHY HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS GEM FROM ME. THIS ABSOLUTE DIAMOND #I didnt even mention lyrics like “I've been dying to find out who you are. looks like the apple doesnt fall far.” #“You are a part of who I am” “you are the only thing worth fighting for” that just BREAK ME #but oh well #BTW of course I was gonna watch and become obsessed with Hazbin Hotel. I am a theater kid that loves animation. It was like meant for me #could do with a little less obsenities but thats alright its a staple of the show #On another note I almost went insane when I found out lucifer was Jeremy Jordan. #Like its insane how that man always ends up in my obsessions. Newsies. Tangled the series. The Death Note Musical #(Im team L btw in death note but GOD Jeremy's singing made me reconsider for a milisecond in Where's the justice he is just THAT GOOD) #Erika I knew from the mean girls musical which I also deeply enjoy #its Insane the Talent this show brought in. my theater kid heart is ELATED #Last thing is I gotta say I LOVED Lucifer #Like I thought I was gonna hate him because everyone was talking about charlie's daddy issues #I thought he was gonna be neglectful and manipulative #BUT NO. He is a silly (little) father who just loves his daughter but doesnt know how to show it #And had DREAMS and AMBITION and fate in humanity. And he is just such a fun character to follow I had such a riot with this episode #Hazbin Hotel #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #charlotte morningstar

[rrsapphic]

Obviously I enjoyed the whole show, but MAN the last two episodes really stole my heart

#i am a chaggie shipper first and human second #chaggie #sir pentious #my fav snake boy! #some great huskerdust moments #nifty was amazing #alastor was very cool #i LOVED rosie #lucifer showing up for his daughter #even adam made me laugh #hazbin hotel #found family #hazbin spoilers

[secretdazedragon]

What palm trees?

#the devil in me #dark pictures the devil in me #kate wilder #charlie lonnit #fanart #this part was so funny to me like sir where are those trees what are you seeing? #no im sure there were some but yeah i did not see them #so i just imagine charlie trying to distract morello but bc he had to react fast he just went PALM TREES #and morello is just there trying to save his daughter like.... yeah sure whatever let's get going

[bethanydelleman]

Sir Walter in Persuasion seeing Anne after her Sea Breeze Restoration TM and being like, "Girl, what have you been using? Whatever it is, don't you dare stop."

"But like really, what is it? I want in."

In the course of the same morning, Anne and her father chancing to be alone together, he began to compliment her on her improved looks; he thought her “less thin in her person, in her cheeks; her skin, her complexion, greatly improved; clearer, fresher. Had she been using any thing in particular?” “No, nothing.” “Merely Gowland,” he supposed. “No, nothing at all.” “Ha! he was surprised at that;” and added, “certainly you cannot do better than to continue as you are; you cannot be better than well; or I should recommend Gowland, the constant use of Gowland, during the spring months. Mrs Clay has been using it at my recommendation, and you see what it has done for her. You see how it has carried away her freckles.” Ch 16

She was looking remarkably well; her very regular, very pretty features, having the bloom and freshness of youth restored by the fine wind which had been blowing on her complexion, and by the animation of eye which it had also produced. Ch 12

#sir walter elliot #is my favourite comic character #he's such a dofus #talks to his daughter to get her beauty secrets #anne elliot #sea breeze restoration TM #persuasion #GOWLAND #quotes below the jump #jane austen

[ddarker-dreams]

Look at the new chrollo card

#FROTHING AT THE MOUTH #TEARING MY PILLOW WITH MY TEETH #ROFMNGTJNMF W FROMGBNJRMK #HE'S SO FAKE??????????????? #THAT SMILE.............. #'hello sir i'll have your daughter back by 10pm :)' type energy #i cannot stand him (i love him) #honestly this is how he'd dress before crashing his darling's wedding #all white... acting very pure and gentlemanly .... #the brainrot begins #submission #francinesmithisacutie

[forourtomorrows]

me ? drawing ? i guess so..

#delislittledrawings #ace attorney #aa #phoenix wright #trucy wright #do i tag apollo and athena ?? naaaah #anyways. hi ! long time no drawing. but hehe i redesigned the aa characters and it was fun #also i used some old drawings as reference for the colors and i’m glad to say i’ve improved a little since then ! it’s always nice to see #some progress hehe #and i see that it’s another year and another trucy ! i will never stop drawing her she became part of my life now lol #and yeah i really like drawing phoenix and trucy hanging out because in canon they’re never shown interacting much like a family #idk how to explain it but in aa4 it was fine and in aa5 & 6 she was just… here because she needed to be. #like. i’ll be forever disappointed by the second cases of aa6 w/ the non-existent reaction of phoenix like… that’s your daughter sir.. #anyways i should stop rambling in my tags lol no one is reading that

[fabled-lady-twilla]

Okay but Horikoshi had NO right making Shiggy THAT ✨T H I C C✨ in his glow up lmao!!! He's got the all the fangirls stumbling like lord have mercy! 🧎🏻‍♀️🙌🏻🙆🏻‍♀️👌🏻

#mha #bnha #mha spoilers #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #shigaraki tomura #tomura shigaraki #shimura tenko #tenko shimura #league of villains #mha shigaraki #bnha shigaraki #twilla speaks #mha humor #shiggy support squad #like literally why are his thighs so big and CHONKY #he stores the hopes and dreams of all the shiggy apologists/thirsty fangirls & fanboys in those thighs 💀💀💀 #why did he go from depressed basement dwelling boy #TO HELLO SIR YOUR DAUGHTER CALLS ME DADDY #horikoshi knew what he was doing #was he doing squats while hibernating in the purple goo? #shiggy has all the fangirls slipping #🥵🥵🥵

[mi6kan]

Saw the FNAF movie the other day and I just have ONE thing to say

William Afton can choke me to death.

he so pookie

#five nights at freddy's #william afton #matthew lillard #fnaf #fnaf movie #yeah at some point he was choking his daughter and #sir just choke ME instead PLEASEEEE #ofc he was choking her in a non-sexual way BUT #HE CAN CHOKE ME BOTH SEXUALLY AND NOT

[luvrxbunny]

guys there’s this dad in this new show that i’m watching and i stg if he doesn’t stop being such a wonderful father..? im gonna ride him into oblivion

like it’s actually getting so bad guys. (my daddy issues)

#he’d literally do anything for his daughter #and she’s his adoptive daughter too #like bro??? #he was evil but turned good just to save her #but still had no issue killing and ruining ppls lives to keep her safe #like AAAAAAAHHHHHH #please sir? #please i need you #heroes #that’s the show #daddy issues