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retvenkos · 1 year
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send me this emoji and a character ask game: 👑 + matthias helvar + fluff, please? :) <3
hello anon! i'm assuming you meant this emoji: 🚀 but if i'm wrong and you're pulling from a different ask game, just let me know, lololol. (i also respect how no matter the ask game, matthias helvar shows up in my inbox. i just think it's neat that we all love him so much <3 )
🚀 send me this emoji and a character, and i will tell you what fanfic trope/AU they best fit into
MATTHIAS HELVAR in a MODERN, FAKE DATING! AU. you and matthias are friends who met in college, through your mutual friend inej ghafa. he's always been the serious, polite, yet-easily-flustered type, and the two of you get along incredibly well. your conversations over the themes in literature and film are legendary (though your other friend, nina, complains that the two of you ruin every movie night as you try to debate the merits of directorial choices right in the middle of the film - either watch the film by yourselves or at least aggressively text your thoughts to the other, goddamn), your mutual obsession with Big Dogs is endearing, and your friendship is incredibly dear to the both of you. you'd never do anything to jeopardize what the two of you have... and yet, when it's time for your sibling or cousins wedding, and you just know your family is going to get on your case about your lack of a romantic partner (how old are you, again? and didn't you just graduate last year?), there's really only one person you can think of inviting to go with you, under the pretense that you're dating. bad decision? you sure do hope not, you already told your parents the lie and everything. and this is matthias we're talking about! he's not going to make any of this weird, right? i mean, he's going to be Very Against The Idea when you first propose it (because he's a man or morals or whatever *dramatic eye roll*), but he's malleable! He'd do anything for you - jesper laments about it all the time ("helvar doesn't do jack shit for me until (y/n) asks him to :(") - and it's not like you're going to fall in love with your best friend over a two week trip to hawai'i (and who even gets married in hawai'i anymore? how cliche can this almost-married couple be?), right? you can push that nagging feeling that you'd really like to date matthias for real to the back of your mind for just a little longer, right? i mean, choosing matthias was simply a strategic move. you're already incredibly close (he even knows about your poor ability to hold alcohol - and he doesn't mind the fact that you're a clingy drunk!!!); he has the cleanest track record of all of your friends (the last thing you want is to bring kaz brekker home to your parents, could you imagine the nuclear fallout); he's not doing anything important anyway (so then why does wylan keep looking at you like you've ruined his weekend plans?); and he's already featured on your instagram enough to make his boyfriend status a legitimate, though hidden, fact (it's not your fault that your dogs just love matthias more than you and that matthias looks insanely cute when playing with the puppies). yes, you're making a strategic choice. there's nothing else happening here... no, you aren't wishing there was something more happening here...
just two weeks... you can make it through two weeks...
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canisalbus · 8 months
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do machete and vasco live in a dog only world? or are there other animals? and are there non anthropomorphic animals too, or are they all anthropomorphicized?
I'd say
1. replace all humans with domestic dogs
2. actual four-legged dogs don't exist
3. wild canids, like wolves and foxes, exist but aren't anthropomorphic
4. the rest of the animal kingdom is the same
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freebooter4ever · 1 month
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Ok i finally googled that new ranger dude winnie and THIS dude is what seattle fans were losing their minds over?
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Mainstream beauty ideals baffle me 'chiseled Nordic good looks' no this guy looks like he'd be a background actor in vikings and i mean this in the least possible interesting way. That show was amazing with spectacular sexy actors. He'd be the equivalent of a potted plant in one scene. He's bland! He's identical to the dozen or so white dude actors named chris. This guys got less personality than a wooden plank
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I have less than zero interest in drawing this guy his face looks the same from every angle. Maybe new york will do some nice interiews and change my mind but so far i. Am. Baffled.
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variousqueerthings · 1 year
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alan alda starred in my dream last night as an elderly psychic who could correctly gauge whether the people in the room were human or just wearing human skins or shapeshifters, in a world beset by evil monsters (there were also not-evil monsters and evil humans but youknow... dream wasn't invested in the details). the main character was tasked with keeping him safe, it was pretty compelling stuff. he did not die by the end, but I'm not sure if he was safe either
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notmoreflippingelves · 7 months
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I'm just saying that the Elena of Avalor fandom does not know how lucky they are that they don't have an active k*nk meme the way the Ace Attorney fandom does. Because I am not sure the world at large is ready for the absolute mad head canons, scenarios, and ships I would unleash upon them if only there was a designated appropriate, still-active, adults-only place to do so.
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dutybcrne · 12 days
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Me BSing hcs like: The fact that Kae is not only able to create a shield when he is dangerously low HP but also the fact that he is able to regenerate HP when he hits opponents with Frostgnaw is definitely due to him receiving his Vision when Diluc had tried to kill him in their Confrontation...but could it be possible that his familial ties to the Abyss Order could have influenced that HP drain of his-
#//And that's without mentioning the fact that Glacial Waltz's duration increases FOR EVERY OPPONENT DEFEATED#//Between that and his lil teleporting trick like an Abyss mage's (minus the flurries of ice); I have SO many thinkings#//Deffo love the abilities of his being an amalgam of Vision based and Abyssal energy imbued#//Deffo love that fact meaning it hurts a bit to use his Vision at all; esp with the teleporting being such a Staple to his combat style#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//Sidetracking a bit; but I also like to think that even after the Abyss is defeated/beaten back enough to not be such a threat; he'd still#keep his abilities from it/some connection to it. Bc he's so used to it being such a big PART of his fighting style/assets to use in a pinc#//But also bc keeping that connection means it'd help him keep track of any remnants of the Order far easier#//He could track them down with far more ease; sense if they are growing stronger; get intel from Domains/abyssal traces#//Of course being very mindful to keep it a secret & trying to not involve his loved ones/fellow knights of it all#//But he very much is careful esp bc of risks of him being corrupted by it; keeping a keen eye on his mental/physical/emotional states#//Deffo has plans to leave Mond and/or end his own life if he starts seeing the Abyssal corruption affecting him irreversibly#suicide mention tw#//Kind of but also kind of not; considering some of the ways how he'd go abt it#//Knows it'd be harder to the further it goes; so he has particular criteria he keeps tracks of to ensure if they come to pass#//he; in a clearer state of mind; would either 1) use his Vision to try & purge the energy out of himself (extremely painful; COULD kill#if the corruption runs deep enough & save him the trouble) or 2) use the aggressiveness of the corruption to provoke someone (esp Luc)#into taking care of him &thus ending the problem all together. Bc he KNOWS he's strong; only a handful of beings could actually kill him#//& actually be WILLING to; without hesitation. Luc comes to mind first bc of their Confrontation. But also bc Kae'd be happy w him being#the last person he ever sees. Thinks it'd be comforting more than anyone else. Esp since a lover would just break his heart to see them#//Worst case scenario is him falling to the corruption & sb breaking it out of him in the moment#//Bc the Instant he realizes what's happening; esp if they are crying and/or angered at him; he WILL fatally wound himself#//And make SURE it's not something he can come back from; save by a miracle (or 'curse' as he'd see it)#//Probably making an icicle and slitting his own throat; if not jamming the thing into his heart#//he won't hesitate; wont offer explanations; final words or apologies; he cant risk that moment of clarity being too short for it#//he HAS to make sure he can't hurt anyone any further; no matter what it means for him#//Which is partly why he'd be so keen to make sure it's not found out; bc he KNOWS he can be talked out of keeping those abilities#//Or worse; he'd fight them on it; and thus make for a fucken MESS in the aftermath if he's been too far along in the corruption#//But he KNOWS that even with the risks; the powers are a VALUABLE asset to him; &thus desperately wants to keep them#//'sidetracking a bit'; I said. Proceed to write a wHOLE FUCKEN NEW HC IN TAGS; I did; kjfbgkftg. Whoops lmao
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rivilu · 1 year
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While we all know about Hawke's character-assasination in inquisition, I personally remain.. preplexed? a morbid kind of impressed? with how that game also managed to butcher my Warden with only about 5 lines of dialogue referring to him and a letter.
#dragon age#dai critical#mostly everything leliana says#because look. they were friends in origins. But it was doomed from the get-go#and that's kind of the beauty of it in origins isn't it? The setting of war makes a lot of room for relationships that would in any other-#place in time- any other scenario be impossible- to happen!#for Orion this applies to Sten and Morrigan too.#The whole thing of- one day you will walk out of Denerim and into a life that will entirely contrast my every value;#Stealing Dalish artifacts. Becoming Arishok. Working as left hand of the Divine.#Next time we see eachother chances are we will no longer be on the same side#we both know this but tonight we still gather around the campfire. we still sing. we still laugh; exchange gifts and talk about the world.#it's bittersweet yes but it's the type of tragedy that feels like everyone involved already knows and is at peace about it#So when inquisition comes around and Leliana tells me Orion is still a close friend of hers? It feels like it cheapens the whole thing#Yes the devs can't possibly account for every possible way either installment can be played just for those small moments#But that is WHY they should either be bringing the old protagonists back as playable or simply not include them at all#The warden I made would not even leave room to question that he and leli are now on hostile terms#and he CERTAINLY would not send a polite little letter to a force whose purpose is to restore the chantry to power#And then you have the throne room chatter. which i straight up hate im not going to be poetic about it#the fucking da keep remains horrendous#oh we desperately need to have shithead npcs shittalk the hof . what? your hof did NOTHING that would warrant that? haha too bad#you simply can't pick what you actually DID in those quests#You found Bevin didnt take the sword and just gave them 5 gold out of the goodness of your heart? No you didnt#You just persuaded the random mercenaries in the gnawed noble tavern to leave? No you killed them#it infuriates me
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maddiesbookshelves · 5 months
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I am not immune to Akata promoting other manga in their catalogue at the end of their books (← person who saw a cover showing two men holding a child's hands between them and instantly knew their wallet would be 8,05€ lighter in the near future)
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:D I like drama so in my silly mind I like to think that Makima and Kenny are in love with the reader but the reader has a big crush on Satoru (let's be honest, we all have a big crush on Satoru) Satoru loves the reader but he´s afraid of intimacy and is scared of not being able to love the reader properly.
REAL OF YOU….. but . ohhhh god …… this makes everything SO much more horrific 😭😭😭 poor reader and poor satoru ….. makima and kenny are NOT letting him have you i fear but then again. satoru is probably the Only person who could beat them so?? maybe it’s a good thing…..
satoru being afraid of intimacy is real and canon to me btw!!! maybe kenny and makima would end up helping him take that first step?.. not on purpose but more like . him finally growing closer to you bc he’s literally the only one who can protect you from the toxic mother squad phdpdhdjdp
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four-bastard-bustle · 2 months
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Random hot take i guess but i think at some point between legacy and beyond eddsworld stopped being a personal project and instead turned into a brand and that absolutely sucks but it's also unavoidable in capitalism. You can't just make art for yourself and your friends because it's fun anymore, at some point ya gotta make a real tangible profit. And the profit has to keep growing. So of course, eventually you bring out the youtooz of the most popular character even though he's not in the show anymore
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cryptidvoidwritings · 8 months
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9 with demelurina
hello you probably forgot you even sent me a prompt because it's been almost a year but i finally wrote kind of a ficlet and i hope you like it
Prompt: "should i cook today?" "i--don't trust you with my kitchen, babe."
Warm breath on the back of her neck dragged Demeter awake, floating from darkness to the grey morning light. Lips brushed over the lobe of her ear. Demeter smiled lazily. She curled back into the warm body tucked up behind her. Wiry arms pulled her in closer and teeth grazed down to the lobe of her ear, tweaking gently.
Demeter blew out an amused breath. “Lemme turn.”
Bombalurina’s arms loosened just enough for Demeter to roll over. They tightened again as soon as hazel eyes met hers.
“Hello,” Demeter said.
“Mornin’,” Bombalurina answered. Her voice was still sleep-rough.
“Didn’t think we’d get to sleep in today?”
“I’ll be back late-ish,” Bombalurina said softly. “Depends on how long load-out goes.”
“Oh, right. Forgot about that.” Demeter yawned. She touched her nose to Bombalurina’s playfully, letting her eyes slide half shut. “Better make the morning count, then.”
Bombalurina’s lips curled slowly. “Oh?”
“Mm,” Demeter hummed.
She leaned in. Bombalurina’s lips met hers, slotting together for a long, slow kiss – lips pressing softly together in the quiet still of the morning. When they finally pulled apart Demeter licked her bottom lip. Bombalurina’s eyes were shaded to near brown.
Demeter smiled in satisfaction and closed her eyes. “Should I cook tonight?” “I– don’t trust you with my kitchen, babe.”
“What?” Demeter’s eyes snapped open.
Bombalurina was already cringing. “Didn’t mean for that to come out so quickly.”
Demeter sat up, knocking Bombalurina’s arms away. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Well I know you’re not going to break anything,” Bombalurina said hurriedly.
“So?”
“It’s... more about... using the non-stick pans? On the stove?”
Demeter stared at Bombalurina until she winced.
“It’s only that last time there was a fire.”
“I thought we agreed that wasn’t my fault.”
“You were... ah... passionate in your own defense,” Bombalurina said, with the air of someone hedging their bets.
Demeter glared at her. “So much for the morning.”
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Demeter skipped the end credits and started her third episode of Murder, She Wrote. Bombalurina was doing something in the kitchen that involved coffee– with cinnamon. Her favorite. When the various sounds of kitchen clattering stopped, Demeter crossed her arms and burrowed down into the sofa, determined not to accept any forthcoming apology. She focused on the screen, stubbornly watching Jessica Fletcher working on an archaeological dig until legs for days and a button-down shirt stepped in front of it.
Demeter grunted. Bomba knew what the button-down shirt did to her. “You’re blocking the TV.”
A coffee mug floated into her vision and back out as it was placed on the side table. Demeter looked down at it, then, finally, looked up. Bombalurina stood there, hands folded in front of her, looking pathetically sad.
“Alexa! What does–.” Demeter started. She paused, frowning. (Bombalurina tried very, very hard not to let her lips twitch into a smile but failed and frantically had to compose her face back into something sad). Demeter frowned harder. “What?”
Bombalurina managed to look even sadder. “What, ‘what’?”
“What is this?” Demeter asked, waving her hand in Bombalurina’s general direction.
“This is contrition.”
“Alexa!” Demeter barked. “What does ‘contrition’ mean?”
“Contrition is defined as sincere penance or remorse.”
Bombalurina choked on a giggle. Demeter huffed.
“Get out with your contritionalness!”
“It’s ‘contrite’, babe,” Bombalurina said.
Demeter threw a pillow at her. “Get out! Go dress!”
Bombalurina ducked away, finally letting out the laugh she hadn’t been terribly successful in containing anyway. “See you tonight!”
Demeter picked up her mobile and pulled up her messages with Munkustrap, typing furiously: How much should ‘contrition’ cost her?
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bluehairperson · 1 year
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Imagine MC getting into an argument with Asra regarding him always being so secretive and fickle, and starting to descend more and more into paranoia and an identity crisis, wondering if what he says is even reliable at all.
Asra could pretty much just make up any fact about MC, even basic things like their name, age and birthday, and because of their amnesia MC would just have to take them as face value without having any way to disprove them if they were false. Asra could have made up who they are entirely.
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koushirouizumi · 1 year
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Meanwhile with Digimon Adventures' KouTai{/shiro} (Koushiro x Taichi)
Someone involved with the Chosen Children, to Taichi Yagami: Uh, so, is Izumi REALLY your "friend"?
TAICHI:
Taichi, slowly: ...Why do you ask?
That Person: Well, I mean, you guys don't even hang out super often. It's like Izumi's always off hiding somewhere. Like aside from the work he does, like that Izumi doesn't even want to be around peopl---
Taichi, cutting That Person off: "Koushiro" has Koushiro's OWN stuff to do. I don't need to "hang out" with Koushiro "24/7" to know that Koushiro cares about the team---
Taichi's mind: (And 'me')
Taichi: --Koushiro likes email communication and long distance type stuff anyway, Koushiro LIKES writing out the "thoughts" even if Koushiro rambles a lot, so I sometimes have to tell Koushiro to 'scale back' a bit so I can keep up with what Koushiro says, but--
That Person: No, I mean, don't you think Izumi needs to work on communicating with you better?
Taichi:
Taichi:
Taichi: ...It's true that Koushiro is a very private person, and our communication could always use "improvement", but I think the one that needs to ""work on communication better"" is you.
That Person, Probably:
Taichi: (I'm outta here.)
Koushiro, later on, genuinely surprised: ...You said that?
Taichi: It was either sit there and listen to them put you down for the rest of the conversation, possibly multiple times, or do something about it. I chose the--
Koushiro: --Latter.
Taichi: ...Yeah, so--
Koushiro: (I'm glad Taichi-san said that) but...
Koushiro, definitely not shyly: Well, um... "Thanks."
TAICHI: (...Koushiro's thanking me Koushiro's thanking me Koushiro's thanking ME KoushirO'S /THANKING ME/----)
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wolfsbane-if · 2 years
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Hello, I wanted to ask you a question, which RO/s is/are a slow-burn?
Hey there, I dunno if maybe you meant to send this to a different blog but Wolfsbane doesn’t really have ROs so I can’t really answer that
I go into more detail on my feelings on romance in Wolfsbane here if you’re interested
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adamwarlock · 2 years
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Thinking about aroace Adam again....... trying hard NOT to think about wtf the mcu is gonna do to him
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marimeeko · 2 years
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I don't know what "saving Tenko/Tomura" is gonna look like in the end, but like
Is it too much to hope for that they pull this little kid out of the AFO mess he's in, rebuild society, and just get to take him on a field trip to see some cool stuff that he's probably never seen before?
Just like Aquariums, amusement parks, etc etc.
Have him riding around on Spinners shoulders with a massive cloud of cotton candy pointing at what things he wants to see next. Mirio and Izuku coming along too, with Eri.
Like Tenko honestly just deserved so much more than this.
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