#thanks parents

[long-cold-winterr]

Well covid finally found me 🥲 literally the worst fucking time to get it whilst abroad and I'm leaving on Friday

#thanks parents

[mxwhore]

I want to draw!!¡ but first, education

#reading a paper on the delta delta CT method of relative quantification for rtPCR #my parents came over to deliver us some of their fresh produce and we talked #after 2 years of living the farming life theyre finally ok with me having a weedie plant!! #its the season after all #i still remember the first time i had the weed conversation with my dad... #as u may or may not know. i hate lying to cover my actions. so i went to my dad right away and told him hey dad im gonna try weed #and he (military in not a brainwashed country) lost his shit #now its like. ok bby lemme know where u want it ♡ #thanks parents

[sentimentalvalues]

It’s completely wild to me that most people have at least one parent with their best interest at heart that they can go to when they need guidance or advice

#the amount of times I’ve found myself in situations and needed to be able to ask an adult who’s been around the block a few times #fucking wild #what do I do in those instances lmao. #thanks parents

[suiheisen]

tou-san said “boy, you’d better werk”. anyway, please watch kinou nani tabeta

#he said: is being gay a JOKE to you???? #actual japanese is: そんな中途半端な気持ちで同性愛をやっているのか #a little like are you gonna ‘do this gay thing’ so halfheartedly??? #which i think expresses how very out of touch and unfamiliar his parents are with what their son is - they still see his #orientiation as an ‘activity’/something he chooses to do #rewatching this thanks to @calcifershearts influence #kinou nani tabeta #yoshinaga fumi #autoplay warning #lgbt #*r

[ennas-aesthetic]

If we DO ever get a Good Omens season 3 (and fingers crossed we will) then using the Second Coming as the narrative device to facilitate the final culmination of Good Omens' ideology and message is brilliant, actually.

Because the Second Coming IS NOT another Adam situation. And, contrary to the misconceptions I've seen, It IS NOT about Jesus being born again as a baby, etc, etc.

THE SECOND COMING. QUITE LITERALLY refers to THE LAST JUDGMENT.

As in. The SAME Last Judgment Michelangelo painted on the walls of the Sistine Chapel. As in - THE JUDGMENT of the Living and the Dead. THE LAST, FINAL, ETERNAL JUDGMENT.

It's the WHOLE thing Armageddon was leading towards. Book of Revelation speedrun: the world ends, everyone dies, and then they get resurrected again to be judged by JESUS himself. He will flick through the Book of Life (WINK WINK WINK DO YOU SEE HOW LOUDLY I'M WINKING AT YOU???), and if your name is there he will go "oh nice you deserve eternal paradise! :D" and if your name is ERASED from the Book of Life he will go "oh no, sorry, you go to the lake of fire for eternity now D:" (except apparently in Good Omens lore it'd just DOOM YOU TO NON-EXISTENCE FOREVER???)

And if you THINK about it, The Last Judgment is the ultimate manifestation of moral absolutism. No shades of gray, no chances. Just BLACK, and WHITE. Never mind that you're like Wee Morag and Elspeth, who are forced to do "bad" things because of circumstances. It's either you pass Judgment Day, or you burn (or disappear forever.) And the way THINGS are going in the Good Omens universe? I don't think there's ANYONE "good" enough to be "saved." Not Crowley, not Aziraphale. Hell, not even the Archangels themselves.

So it provides a PERFECT opportunity for Aziraphale and Crowley to UPEND that SYSTEM entirely.

I think that's what Crowley and Aziraphale would do in s3: establish a new kind of system in which angels and demons have free will to determine the right (or wrong) choice.

Giving them the APPLE, so to speak.

And then they'll go off to retire in a cottage, together at last.

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens meta #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #im sorry but i choke everytime someone refers to a baby jesus for the second coming #like i love yall and parent trapping aziraphale and crowley by the infant son of god would be amusing as heck #but also i rlly think this is about the Last Judgment guys KSLDSKDKLDS #thank you good omens yes this IS in fact how i use my collection of niche trivia on christian eschatology #putting my religious trauma into good use iktr

[stealingpotatoes]

The duality of Jedi

Plo Koon : Actively referring to Shaak Ti as his ex-wife

Shaak Ti : Actively referring to Plo Koon as her beard

All while the clones actively referring to them as their parents, with both Shaak Ti and Plo Koon on occasion fly out to the ass end of the galaxy to yell at whatever Jedi commander put their babies in danger.

the last bit... POV you are General Krell:

#plo koon #shaak ti #star wars #the clone parents #my doods #thanks for the ask!

[sleepyheadachezzzz]

haha feeling like a burden rn 👍

#thanks parents #michi mumbles

[nerdpoe]

Clark Kent, new to Metropolis, is settling in and figuring things out.

Then a rip in time and space appears in his living room, and an entity that keeps switching ages comes through holding a baby.

"You are least likely to die as he comes into his powers, and it is too dangerous to stay where he was. This is the Ghost King, and you have been appointed his guardian by the Infinite Realms." The entity says, shoves the baby into Clark's arms, and then disappears.

Now Clark has a tiny baby Ghost King to raise, and he's very Stressed.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #story prompt #clark becomes a dad way earlier #when dick gets taken in by batman he's super excited to have such a cute tiny cousin #ma kent gets a lot of calls about baby's needs #and clark is very thankful he has flight and superspeed #because dropping the baby off with his parents for babysitting is a lifesaver

[maesonc-artistic-adventures]

The return of air jail.

Whatever he did, Warriors absolutely deserves this and I hope Wind has fun 😌

#responsible parenting with your local forest gremlin Time #lu fanart #linked universe #my art #artist of tumblr #tumblr artist #fanart #sketchbook #colored pencils #watercolors #tloz au #lu time #lu warriors #lu wind #time linked universe #warriors linked universe #wind linked universe #loz oot #loz ww #loz hw #last sketch in this book #pls ignore that I forgot to paint Time’s right arm thanks #linked universe fanart #linked universe fandom #art

[selescope]

“is the dishwasher running again”

“i’m frying cheese”

#thanks parents

[waitineedaname]

divorce as angst: boring, depressing, overdone, I've had enough of that in my own life thanks

divorce but the characters are still friendly: good! healthy! more of this please!

divorce as comedy: unparalleled, hysterical, I want characters to divorce each other repeatedly for no reason

#divorce as a sad trope is NOT something i do well with #i have enough trauma from my parents' messy divorce thank you!! no more!!!! #HOWEVER. i fucking love the trend im seeing where fandoms decide a character is divorced for no real reason other than it would be funny #ESPECIALLY the joke of characters repeatedly divorcing and remarrying and then divorcing again #the first time i saw it was in the tma fandom #where people jokes that peter and elias had been divorced seventeen times or something #and i think that's hilarious. especially when it's over petty shit #i think boomer should be one of the repeatedly divorced and remarried couples. just for fun #they just do it for the drama #no one can tell when theyre together or not because they act exactly the same

[ace-sailor-uranus]

i jokingly asked my dad if it was his fault or my mother's fault that my body started really falling apart as soon as i hit 25, and his response??

"well, mine had the decency to wait until i was 30, so probably your mother."

so tbh knowing my luck im gonna get a second wave of falling-apart when i hit thirty, so i guess that's another thing to look forward to lmao

#rayn's flat #thanks parents

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 218

“Moom, there’s yellow-eyed creeps fighting ninjas outside the window again!” 

Danny sighed, taking a deep breath- in for ten, out for eight- as he set the pot he was cleaning back in the sink. Dan- currently six- came running in from the living room of the apartment, where he was watching TV. Or he should have been if not for the bullshit outside. 

He sighed again, picking up baby Ellie- currently closer to two- out of her highchair (even if she could just float out) and let his oldest drag him to the window. Sure enough, another fight was happening, with no vigilante in sight stopping it. Look, he knew most people didn’t live here, but it was still rude. 

“Jordan, remember how I told you how violence isn’t always the answer?” Danny asked sweetly, Dan’s expression shifting to a wicked grin as he opened the window. “Feel free to practice tossing some fireballs while I clean up your sister, yeah?” 

Ah, the sweet sound of surprised cursing and startled ecto-signatures. Maybe they’d be polite enough to take their spar elsewhere. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Danny: I’m going to be a better parent than my parents & not get distracted by work #He has a couple of the clones’ cores too #Does it count as mpreg? #Danny has a garden shop/bookstore at ground level #He’s gotten better at cooking but he doesn’t trust them not to come alive so he sticks to drinks #Halfas are like phoenixes when they have to retreat to their core #They come out as babies thanks to having to rebuild their human flesh body from scratch #Why yes they’re in Gotham- he’s lived in several different cities over the last few decades #Doesn’t look a day over thirty somehow (it’s the ectoplasm) #Space Core Danny #Sun Core Dan #Moon Core Ellie #Why yes he named his clone-sons after stars #Shadow Core Orion #Bed Sheet Ghost #Earth Core Rigel #Monster Ghost #Light Core Algor #Tiny Ghost #Sun Core Draco #Yes Danny is an adult with a pair of small children & 4 more on the way what of it #dad danny #Mom Danny #He is both #prompts

[blended-ice]

they have plans jsyk

#peas n guac #I am SO exited for the Barbie movie it’s unhealthy #divorced parents seen taking their feral gremlin son to watch a movie heartwarming truly #this is the second time yuri is watching it the first time he went with his dedushka and Otabek #YES YURIO SAYS PLEASE AND THANK YOU TO MINIMUM WAGE WORKERS BECAUSE OF COURSE HE DOES #yuri on ice #yoi #yuri plisetsky #yakov feltsman #lilia baranovskaya #fanart #id in alt text #barbie movie

[be3skne3s]

This year for my birthday my mum told me how my gran isn't well and has had a couple bad falls recently. I can't wait to read Jennette McCurdy's book.

#personal #cry every year without fail #thanks parents

[stealingpotatoes]

Going off the Shaak Ti and Plo Koon asks, could you imagine order 66 going like “we can’t, mom and dad said no” lol

LMAO PERFECT 10/10 FIX-IT AU I HAD TO DRAW THIS

(commission info // kofi support!)

#commander cody #sheev palpatine #star wars #the clone parents #my doods #thanks for the ask!