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when the whole house got the autism

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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POINT AND LAUGH

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tumblr are you telling me something

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fuck you fuck your found family of misfits and gay warlocks and shit dont you fucking dare grapple with your emotional struggles in an empowering story of overcoming trauma in my fucking dungeon there is no tenderness here there is no tendersoft slow burn romance there is nothing but weeping and howling and the gnashing of gore-stained teeth in the dark there is acidspray and dart traps and boiling oil pits and skeleton archers firing through murderslits and false doors and bomb-rigged treasure chests and giant fucking ogres and a frankenstein and a vampire (NOT a traumatized goth with a heart of gold it's a fucking nosferatuwho wants to fucking kill you and not even eat you) and electric eels and zombies and Poison and cave ins and electrical traps and spinningflayers and shrieking hellion devils and barbed wire and backstabbing ninjas and actual landmines . I'm going to capture your found family and I'm going to kill them it's not even going to be a conflict that you can resolve by overcoming your dead childhood hamster trauma and reunite with your loved ones I'm going to set them on fire

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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Eeveelutions 2.0!

#pretty babies

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#clearly these are just out of order but from the same fuck session #it goes 1 4 3 2

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the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments

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Incredible..

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blep blep

#if you dont want to smell that dont flick your tongue that way dude #lmao

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"Sebastian, he/him"

Oil on canvas, 2023

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#i have proven many times that when i believe im in real danger i dont make any noise #its an issue #so maybe id gasp but id probably just stare at it like #well shit

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caliborn has so many choice lines i can’t even be mad like

#for some reason this 413 really hit me #that last act was really something huh?