#thank u for coming to my TED talk on food

[soup-sponge]

i am so obsessed with this whole scene it is so good.

first, the framing?? the lighting?? even the still frames are so nice to look at, it is just so visually pleasing. i love love love a good backlighting moment, and here it highlights the amount of training that the actors had in order to prep for this, the gorgeous fight choreography, and just all the work that went into it behind the scenes.

second, it feels so accurate to the characters. lockwood is back on his flippant dickhead bullshit with the all the fancy little moves he does purely for the sake of making himself look cool (source: he told me), and he has great technique, as the golden blade points out. i adore the fact that we can still see that he's shaken from the auction. he's pulled himself back together, but you can still see some of the cracks in his armour that he's trying so desperately to hide.

just by watching the Golden Blade™ you can tell that this man is properly trained, but is also confident enough to break a couple rules and be a bit less (consciously) focused on his own technique, and he leaves us with so many questions, which i feel is a fun little extra we didn't really get as strongly (?) from the post-auction scene in the book.

lucy is out of it for like half the fight but that's important in and of itself. at this point in the show we've seen her do so many amazing things and prove her worth a million times over, but she's also still genuinely not trained for this. her lack of training makes her actions way less precise than lockwood's, but she's still giving it everything she has. GB points this out, and i think it's such a nice detail, especially paired with the fact that she comes out and clobbers him with a board a minute later. lucy very much fights from the heart, and that means that even if she isn't "properly trained" with a rapier, she can still kick ass if need be.

and also i just love a good sword fight.

#thank u for coming to my ted talk #i am so normal about this show #three main food groups: #good lighting #pretty boys #swords #i am unwell #lockwood & co #lockwood and co #lockwood and co netflix #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #golden blade #cameron chapman #ruby stokes #juni rambles #analysis

[millenniummmbop]

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#gozaburo let kaiba eat pizza ONCE and he made him use a fork bc rich ppl don't eat greasy food w their hands #baby kaiba shrugged and said 'okay' bc he has sensory issues anyway and just kept eating pizza w a fork out of habit/preference #mokuba sees kaiba using a fork the first time he has pizza and thinks 'oh okay this is a utensils food' but he has no patience for a knife #isono accompanied them on a rare pizza outing once and saw the way they both eat and thought #'oh god i gotta make them feel normal' and now he too eats his pizza w a knife and fork #bc he doesn't want these poor kids to feel like social outcasts #thank u for coming to my ted talk

[cogaytes]

there’s no real Kbbq in my state and i’m still seething, i had some korean fried chicken on vacation in the fall and i still think about it.

we went to a boba tea shop and i made the mistake of getting one box to split between me and my sister and i wish i had gotten my own because it was AMAZING

i have no idea if this is a normal thing or a korean household thing but we mostly make our own bulgogi. like we buy the meat from hmart/korean grocery stores and make a marinade and then cook it on this little griddle stovetop pan thingy at home no idea how much the pan thingy costs but. if you’re into cooking you could always try making it at home!

#low key we end up having bulgogi/galbi like weekly but i think that's definitely just a korean thing LMAO #my area doesn't have a lot of great korean food locally #but the nearby city does it's just a bit of a drive #so it's more of a special occasions thing #but yeah kbbq is tragically underrated #chinese and thai food and sushi are all so popular with white people #but everyone sleeps on the kbbq #thank u for coming to my ted talk

[orcelito]

It's kinda hilarious what the division of favorite characters vs characters I'm actually Interested In are. Like my fav characters are almost always the Sufferers, ppl with some pathetic pasts/terrible presents. But the characters I'm, like. In love with. Are usually much more, uh. Idk, social? Outgoing? Make my heart swoon? Like Yuri Lowell of Course & Laslow from fire emblem. It's embarrassing how much I'm in love with them, yet they don't match the typical fav character shtick. Interesting.

#speculation nation #even a character like Felix fire emblem. yes im romancing him no im not actually interested in him personally #i just wanna see more of him lol. aka why i do a lot of romances in games i play #a noted exception to this is probably Sebastian from stardew valley bc hes very emo #so he falls under the normal fav character column. but also. im in love with him... #but THEN. there r exceptions like my daughter Soleil from fire emblem. aka Laslow's daughter #she is a sweet bundle of sunshine and i would give my LIFE to her #which brings up a third & much more limited category of fav character: The Child #in which a few characters i love them with my whole heart and want to feed them good food #fav character categories: The Blorbo (sufferer). The Husband (who makes me swoon). and The Child (my sweet daughter...) #could be female characters im in love with but i can only think of Yuri and Laslow rn so im just saying husband rn lol #DIFFERENT from thinking a character is hot. these r men i would love to marry if i could. hot characters r different & dont occupy my mind #like they do #thank u for coming to my ted talk i need to get to work

[k0ntr0l]

Tips to help avoid binging…

Cut up cucumbers or celery and put seasoning on them, eat them and drink water in between(gives the illusion of eating a lot and can trick you into not binging on bad food) you can do the same with raw broccoli or carrots

Drink lots of water, or if you can stand the taste drink 16oz water with 1tsp apple cider vinegar, you can add lemon juice to help with the taste

Drink lots of peppermint tea (or any hot tea) (add 0 cal sweetener if u need to)

Obviously Diet Coke, black coffee, or 0 cal monster

Vegetable broth!!!

Look at thinspo!

Take ur vitamins and drink 1-2 full bottles of water with them!

Cut up 1 small apple(55 cals) or one large apple (95 cals) into super skinny pieces(the smaller you cut up your healthy food and the more you chew, the more your brain thinks you’ve eaten) drink 1-2 bottles of water and you will feel full

Make sure SOMETHING is in your stomach whether it’s liquid or food, just make sure you’re putting something in it when you’re hungry to stop your stomach growling or over time your starvation instincts will kick in to eat as much as you can(trust me I’ve been down this road for most of my life) so as a rule, to avoid binging, put something in your stomach even if it’s lettuce or celery.

Whether you want to have the calories or not it will help to let yourself have a tbsp of peanut butter (90 cal) or even some oatmeal (150 cal for 1/2 cup) or both (240) bc those things will stick with you throughout almost the whole day and will keep you full.

Plain Low fat Greek yogurt(90 cal for 3/4 cup) will stick with you throughout the day as well. I put 1 tsp of agave nectar(honey works too)(30 cal) and cut up 3 grapes(10 cal) and it’s sweet and helps stop cravings. 130 cal total. You can also sub the fruit and honey for 1 tbsp peanut butter to stay full longer(180 cal total)

As much as you want to eat literally nothing, that is the reason you are binging. If you eat less than 1,500 calories a day you *will* lose weight. If you eat less than 1,000 a day you’ll lose it faster. But if you eat nothing for days you will binge. Eat small amounts of healthy food and you’ll be in control longer. Trust.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk besties

#anamia #Ana #anorexia #edblr #thinspo #eating disorder #tw ana shit #th1nsp0 #an0rexia

[ivysangel]

The thought of getting Jason to gasp, like, actually gasp is, to me, such a giggling-and-kicking-my-feet-thought.

Like, yes, please gasp

Any gasp.

Gasping!Jason who runs off to the nearest bathroom because he doesn’t want to wake you up. Closing and locking that door as quietly as possibly before taking his seat wherever the fuck he can because he needs to cum to at least the thought of you. He won’t even need any form of lubricant, his head is gorgeously dripping with pre, he simply has to smear it over his hard-on and get going. And he certainly fucking does, gasping, breath hitching, everything, as soon as he wraps his hands around his dick.

“Holy fuck, ‘feels ‘so good..”

Gasping!Jason who most defiantly has to take a second just to pull himself together every time he bottoms out the first time. Holding your hips so gently yet firmly enough to press you against the mattress, slowly sliding past your pretty folds, bottoming out with jaw clenching and inhaling sharply. He can’t help it, he has to detach one of his hands, grabbing the sheet beside your head, burying his face in the nape of your neck to gasp softly. He needs a second to just feel your fluttering walls around him. You vocally have to tell him to get moving before he actually pulls himself together.

“S-Sorry, sorry babe, just need a sec’… fuck, ye’ feel so good, what the fuck.”

Gasping!Jason who simply won’t shut the fuck up when he finally lets go. Your back pressed against his chest, both on your knees as he rams into you, head thrown back without a care as gasping out breathily, hissing and an occasional, rare moan. He can’t keep his hands off of you either, an arm tight around your stomach to keep you up, all while he gropes at your tits with the same hand. His other hand is desperately grabbing whatever he can. He just wants you between his hands, gasping out praises with the most disgusting nicknames.

“Fuck, you’re taking me so good.. oh, fuck-, just like that, fucking-, mgh, bitch.. You’re such a slut for me, so tight ‘n’ everythin’..”

Men who make noise. Men who make noise!! MEN WHO MAKE NOISE.

(Thanks for coming to my ted talk, xoxo)

gasping…virgin…jason? like, u just gotta hear me out. bc all of this!! but it's 10x worse bc he's literally never felt the touch of a woman before.

the dude's nerves are blazing like a california wildfire, and he's trying not to cum after 0.001 seconds bc that would be embarrassing as hell. he's trying to seem all domineering n shit, calling you dirty names because yk asserting dominance or whatever. but you can see right through his virgin ass. it just takes one good back scratch for him to see stars.

anyway, just food for thought.

#★ dirty laundry ★ #jason todd #jason todd x reader #jason todd x you #jason todd x fem!reader #jason todd smut #red hood #red hood x reader #red hood x you #red hood x fem!reader #red hood smut #★ robin ★ #jason todd lover

[crazyhour420]

I feel like Warriors, for no reason what so ever, is one of those people that IMMEDIATELY jump into the Christmas spirit after halloweeen. Like the second the 31st is over, it is the lights, the candles, the ugly ass sweaters. Dont let him have song rights because all he's gonna play is Mariah Carrie's "all i want for Christmas is you" until January.

Now, TWILIGHT, on the other hand, is a Halloween FREAK. As soon as the leaves fall, he's thinking about his Halloween costume. Into the spooky season and has fought wars for Holladay rights where Time definitely broke them up.

Speaking of Time. That man is a Valintines Day, man. Hear me out, Malon got him into it by buying him chocolates O N C E and after that its the full nine yards. Romantic candles, hearts everywhere, stupid fucking pick-up lines. Hes done all of it at least once. Same with like Sky and mabye. MABYE, legend. But legend is like that bitter "im gonna be alone forever" friend who's probably thinking about Marin

Wild? I feel like he likes Thanksgiving because he can cook as much as he wants and everyone actually likes his food. Same with Hyrule and Wind but thats because hyrule can probably eat as much as he wants (i whole heartily beleve that he still makes ham S O U P) and wind is reminded of his grandma and aryl when they make big meals

Now, FOUR is a new year's person. Like he splits and Vio is making sure Green and Blue dont fight (Blue probably started something and Green is fighting off sleep without drinking coffee) while Red is DEFINITELY setting off fireworks with Wind. Probably setting stuff on fire with Wild on accident.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk :)

#linked universe #lu time #lu warriors #lu wind #lu wild #lu twilight #lu legend #lu hyrule #lu sky #lu four #crack #they need to spend Christmas together anyways and i was just thinking about the ROCKS wild probably gets them #ok but let them be happy please #wind being a new years rat is prominent in my brain- #wait they totally take the shitty newyears ugly ass Christmas card pictures with the sweaters #definitely made wolfie a sweater and or Halloween costume #he was a hotdog #there is definitely pictures on the sheikah slate and wild REFUSED to give them up

[melobin]

food for thought to make u feel better sweet melody: imagine coming home after a really shitty day and seunghan doting on you because he hates seeing you sad and exhausted like this :((( will sit you on his lap and gently wipe your make up off for you then help you change into some comfy clothes aka your favourite t-shirt of his that always smells like him :((( will make you something to eat even if it's just instant ramyeon because he doesn't want you to go to bed hungry :((( will sit you on the counter while he's making it and stop to kiss your forehead every minute or so :((( will carry you to bed and fuck you so slowly and sweetly if you're not too tired because he wants you to stop thinking about the awful day you've had and think about how good you feel stuffed full of his cock instead :((( will intertwine your fingers with his and tell you how pretty you are and how much he loves you :((( will kiss you as you come then rest his forehead against yours while he smiles down at you :((( thank you for coming to my ted talk i just ruined my own life with this ask 😭

could cry this is so lovely 🥹

he’d take such good care of you, keeping you close to him no matter what he’s doing, letting you sit and watch him do whatever it is he’s doing. he doesn’t step away from you for more than like 2 minutes max, always finding his way back to him, lacing his fingers through yours, pressing soft little kisses over the skin of your face. when he takes you to bed he’s so gentle when he lays you down, kissing you softly, lowly asking if you want him to take care of you and when you whimper out a little yes please, he’s more than happy to do it. taking his shirt off of you, kissing every inch of your body, holding yours when he rocks his hips into yours, his heart swelling when he sees how relaxed and content you are under him, knowing the feeling of his cock reaching deep inside of you is leaving you in such a state of pleasure and how all you can think about is him in that moment makes him happy. he’d be so praising too, constantly telling you how well you’re taking him and how good you feel around him… calling you his pretty baby and just adoring you I am sad he’d be so lovely 🥲

#✧ melody answers #✧ anon #he’s so boyfriend !!!! #✧ hard hours ✧ #riize smut #seunghan smut

[4saken4gotten]

Head Canons For Dante From Devil May Cry

I think about Dante way too much so I thought I would share my thoughts on some head canons of my own. Especially since the fandom for me gets so fucking dryyyyyyy Like please, I need more content or I'm going to spontaneously combust and not even in a hot and sexy way. (Or it still will be I just wont feel like it, but looking like hell on wheels is the goal!) yes that was a Heathers reference don't come at me Am I cringe? Yes. Am I free? Yes. These are my SFW head canons for him! If I get to it I can make my NSFW head canons as well but we'll see about that. Gender Neutral Reader Pairing. For my bitches, bros and fellow nonbinary hoes. (My certification in making head canons is as follows: I have played DMC 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I've read all the novels, and read 3 different fan translations of the novels we don't have official English translations for. I've watched the animated series at least 12 times and I've listened to all of the audio drama CD's. I have canon reasons for all my head canons but some of them are just little silly things because I brain rot. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.) I apologize in advanced for any typos and grammar mistakes and or just not making sense. I am dyslexic and autistic so I have a weird way of explaining things and will misspell basic words sometimes but I promise to do my best.

He's a big dork and his favorite thing to do is make his S/O laugh. Filling their soul with light is his favorite thing to do. teehee So he says the stupidest jokes to make them double over in laughter.

This is a bit of a double edged sword however since he uses humor and sarcasm as a major crutch / coping mechanism. He can be serious when the situation calls for it, but most of the time he doesn't want situations and mishaps to weigh on himself or those around him too heavily.

He's HELLA broke. So he'd take full advantage of free things to do like spending the night under the stars in a park after hours. Something that feels like "We aren't supposed to be out here!" but isn't really harmful / breaking the law.

I think he has some sort of collection of some sort. I think he collects seashells because they remind him of more serene times in his childhood. Probably hand sized conches or perhaps sand dollars (because its the only 'dollars' Lady cant swindle out of him ;u;)

Will die on the hill of pizza being a "balanced meal" insisting that it has all the important food groups therefore pizza is healthier than media wants people to think.

Despite his habits of leaving his pizza boxes about and letting Patty clean up after him- his own personal hygiene is actually really important to him. He always makes sure to take a shower after he gets back from every mission.

He honestly cant stand the scent of demon blood on him, it makes him a little anxious because it takes him back to the night of the fire / attack every time. (babyyyy boyyyyyyyyyyyy)

His love language is physical touch (giving) and acts of service (receiving). When he gets more comfortable with you, he's got some part of him touching you at all times: a thigh pressed against yours, a gentle hand around your shoulders or the small of your back, insistent on you laying on his shoulder or in his lap if you're tired. He'll be super appreciative of you organizing things when his mind gets too jumbled or he's just brooding.

I'm sick of people calling him lazy. I don't think he doesn't clean up because he doesn't want to- I think he's just overwhelmed most of the time / overstimulated to do anything if he's not in battle.

I strongly feel like he has some sort of ADHD, Depression and CPTSD due to his trauma. (Losing / killing his brother several times, his mother being killed, his father up and disappearing one day, losing his found family repeatedly: Grue, Nell, Jessica... etc)

He'd probably be super understanding of a neurodivergent s/o and be more than happy to "parallel play" in the shop. He reads his magazines on the couch with you while you read a book. Or he'll try to get some semblance of work done at his desk on the occasion while you watch your favorite tv show.

#devil may cry in love headcanon #devil may cry #dmc dante #headcanon #sfw headcanons

[godisg4y]

He's a 10, but-

Tokyo revengers

TMG edition

A/n : please if u have any good ideas you'd like to add to my ones, pls reply them in the comments. I would LOVE to hear more of these, tyy

>Mikey, draken, mitsuya, chifuyu, takemitchi, baji, kazutora, smiley, angry, hakkai.

MIKEY

-He's a 10, but constantly bothers you to buy him food (mostly doyaraki)

-He's a 10 but talks about his motorcycle more like it's his gf than you 😭. "Ah, listen to my baby, isn't she so beautiful?" Mikey, it's a FUCKING BIKE.

-He's a 10 but sometimes he kills people and all his friends on a dark impulse lmfao

-sorry that was uncalled for, anyways

-He's a 10 but he falls asleep on you (or any surface really) CONSTANTLY. Like you just be ranting abt smth and realize you're not getting replies and when you look he's passed out next to you with a half eaten doyaraki in his mouth.

-it's a cute but seriously it's happened way too many times now, even in the weirdest places

- He's a 10 but almost burned down your kitchen trying to make ramen. Don't ask me how he managed that but he's not allowed in the kitchen anymore

-He's a 10 but makes wierd noises when he's bored. Like you just be chilling and this mf stars making pterodactyl noises???

-He's a 10 but you cannot watch a movie with him cause he constantly asks STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS. Like idk if his brain just blanks or he gets sidetracked or what but it's irritating.

-"who's this one? Do we know him?" that's the Mc Mikey, it's abt him. "Didn't that guy die??" no that was his twin! "wtf there's 2 of them? Since when?" since the beginning-. "Oh, wait is that his gf???" no Mikey that's his mom "that's his mom?! No way, she's too hot" MIKEY!!

DRAKEN

-He's a 10. Actually no, he's a 20. That's all. Thanks for comming to my Ted talk/ jk jk

- He's a 10 but has to constantly bend his body to walk through every single door in your place (or most places for that matter)

-He's a 10 but can't pick up on any social clues related to flirting. Like he immediately picks up on when his friends are sad or need help but try to flirt with this guy, all u get is a blank stare and a "wtf" reaction LMAO

-He's a 10 but his room sounds like a hanime at night 💀( it's Canon bc I say so now stfu)

-He's a 10 but enjoys jazz music??

-He's a 10 but went through a mid life crisis and decided to go bald at 27.

- DOrAkEgG-kun

-I can't think of anything else

CHIFUYU

- He's a 10 but communicates his problems with his cat instead of you

- He's a 10 but rants to peke j about your dates with him like love struck schoolgirl (don't ask me how I know he does that, I just do)

-He's a 10 but cancels plans with stupid excuses bc he's scheduled his whole Saturday to reading manga. (me too bby.. Me too)

- He's a 10 but his favorite genre of anything is romance

- He's a 10 but only listens to breakup or crush related pop songs, not the passable ones, the kind that gets cringey af after you hear them constantly (like Olivia Rodrigo's)

- He's a 10 but sometimes he gives pick me Boi vibes, not the ones that would openly put others down but the type that like goes out of his way to seem likeable if he wants ur attention. Like he's only pick me-ish when it comes to you, not the vast majority.

-He's a 10 but despite being so cheerful and confident he's shy af when it comes to cute ppl / ones he likes. He has 0 game whatsoever likes he's super chill and fun with everyone but when it's his crush he goes braindead and awkward LMAOO

-He's a 10 but if he has a crush on you, he will 100% stare at you CONSTANTLY but never have the guts to talk to u.

- He's a 10 but religiously believes in big tiddie goth gf supremacy.

-unrelated to the post but I'm almost positive this guy is pansexual

TAKEMITCHI

-He's actually like an 8 ngl, I don't make the rules. anyways

-He's a 10 but he got caught lacking TWICE

-jk jk, he's a 10 but sometimes he holds ur little brothers hand instead of yours 💀

-I'm sorry I'll stop. He's a ten but pretended to be a super hero all the way up till 8

-He's a 10 but he uses so much hair jel it's actually unhealthy

-He's a 10 but he thinks wearing baggy and sagging pants makes him cool

-He's a 10 but he accidentally called you mom once, we act like it never happened (not in a sexual way dw)

- He's a 10 but all his shoes look like they were popular in the 80's

-He's a 10 but his room gives the feeling of deadbeat father and a 5 yr old problem child in one (I can't explain this one)

- He's a 10 but he goes into a corner and plays that snake game on his flip phone in solitude whenever he feels socially awkward somewhere

BAJI

-He's a 10 but tries to convince you to commit arson with him whenever he's bored

-He's a 10 but get random bursts of energy to litterally runs up to something then kick it. It's like this:

you're walking together

Monke sees action baji sees trash can

processing said trash can

*impulse activated*

run to trash can

kick as hard as humanly possible

niceeee

-He's a 10 but has a habit of doing the most regular things a little too aggressively, it's not really his fault cause it's not on purpose, it just happens. Like he accidentally slams doors and draws or places things down too roughly where it makes loud noises and ur a lil concerned ngl. (like glass bowls n shit)

-He's a 10 but uses two in one shampoo. Never does his hair either it just styles itself so perfectly like man.. fuck you

-He's a 10 but punches random guys for fun LMAO

-He's a 10 but pesters you for food like a 5 yr old, also he still likes his "Dino nuggies" but don't tell his friends that...or do, he doesn't care

-He's a 10 but his mom does all his, laundry and still tiddies his room whenever

- Not that he bothers her to do it for him, she just does

- He's a 10 but his mom is a fucking 20, don't @ me

- He's a 10 but he can't read...or spell. But we love him, precious dumbass <3

(Hey I'm baji, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read)

KAZUTORA

-He's a 10 but he constantly gaslights you for the most mundane things.

*takes off light*

*walks out and comes back in to se light on*

"Babe didnt I switch this off?"

"no it was just like this"

"Oh.."

-He's a 10 but if u mention his younger self hair style he'll threaten to hit u with a wrench (playfully ofc!...unless)

-He's a 10 but one time he accidentally killed his friends brother and went to juvie LMFAOO, life's just like that. It eez what it eez

- He's a 10 but uses the phrase "I went to jail once mother fucker I'm not scared to go again" almost everytime someone picks a fight with him

-He's a 10 but he's overly skeptical of ALL your friends and family. Like whenever u take him to your get togethers or family gatherings he just fucking sits there looking at everyone with the most judgmental expressions ever.

isn't that your "creepy uncle" who went to jail For smth?

Was it pedophilia?

Idk, he just looks like a pedo to me

WE GET IT BUT DON'T SAY SHIT SO OPENLY, PPL CAN HEAR YOU TORA 💀

-He's a 10 but gets genuinely upset when you borrow his jackets, like most guys find it cute and he's like "Hey that's mine! Give it back u rat!"

-He's a 10 but gives cringey emo boy/anime villian worthy speeches about life whenever you two argue

-He's a 10 but had a crush on one of his teachers a time

-He's a 10 but he has daddy issues... And mommy issues... And just issues in general

-He's a 10 but tells you the most weirdest conspiracy theories he has. About the government, aliens, lizard ppl, the pyramids, the Bermuda triangle, everything.

MITSUYA

-He's a fucking 20+. Fight me

-there is litterally no fault in this man. He is perfection.

-OK fine, he's a 10 but somehow goes through episodes of depression and workaholicness in one like?? Pick a struggle, just one

- He's a 10 but his beard/ mustache started growing when he was only 14

- It causes it to grow very quickly now so if he goes a day without shaving u will see a little stubble there lmaoo

-He's a 10 but organizes your shit for you the same way he does for his sisters lmaoo. I guess it's just a force of habit

-Like he'll notice a few of your stationery scattered around your desk and he's already re-organizing everything.

-He's a 10 but he steals your plushies to practice his sewing skills.

-Makes mini sweaters and clothes for your them, and whenever you can't find them and ask, they're in takashi's room "modeling" as he claims

-He's a 10 but he makes your family love him more than they love you without even trying. Like fuck you omg

NAHOYA (smiley)

-He's a 10, but he tries to "play" fight you every single time you two are left alone together.

-like the others would go inside McDonald's to order food and then come back out to find you two acting out some sort of fake karate moves on each other

-you also beat up eachothers shadows and act like ur getting hurt 💀

-He's a 10 but you have to LITTERALLY beg and plead with him to not murder guys who catcall you. He still throws hands left n right tho

-He's a 10 but he sends u the most random shit at 4 in the morning. And when I say random, I mean RANDOM

- He's a 10 but calls you "bro, dude and bruh" as affectionate nicknames

-He's a 10 but never wears matching socks. Like it's become a habit now to just grab whichever ones are closest and he honestly does not care. "whatever they can't see my socks anyways"

-they can. But according to him it's a fashion statement

-He's a 10 but brings his little brother to your dates sometimes

-then gets jealous when u give souya more attention than him. But who can blame you? We Stan our blueberry little bean. Must protecc

SOUYA (angry)

-He's a 10...actually he's like a 12 tbvh

-He's a 10, but sometimes he treats you more like a mom or big sister than his actual s/o 💀

-He's a 10, but he gets lost easily, so he clings to your arm like a fucking koala EVERY time ur in public together

-he also follows you around like a lost puppy, EVERYWHERE. Mf waits outside the washroom untill ur done-

-He's a 10 but he MUST. ALWAYS. be the little spoon when cuddling, ALWAYS. (I see this as an absolute win)

-He's a 10 but he has a habit of stealing your blanket in the middle of this night and discarding his own? Or if it's one blanket he just hogs all in his sleep.

-mfs lucky he's so cute otherwise I would've started throwing hands for this shii long ago.

-He's a 10 but he just can't make decisions for himself istg. He will ponder everything for 10 minutes, not decide, ask your opinion and when u give him it he always goes with your opinion. I mean that's nice but sweetie... Think for yourself atleast sometimes T-T

-He's a 10 but he once thought his big brother liked you so he tried to ignore your very existence lmfao but nahoya thought it was his way of being awkward with you. Untill a day he found him crying about it and got the real reason

(proceeded to explain that he didn't like you like that and you're like "one of his homies". Also helped him get closer with you)

HAKKAI

-He's a 10 but he's more romantically interested in mitsuya than you, his s/o

- I'm joking, I'm joking... not really we all know it's true

-Also he's not a 10, he's a 100. I will fist fight anyone who disagrees

-He's a 10 but he's super awkward around any other female or femmine like person except you (if ur a gorl) and yuzuha to the point where he seems rude

-He's a 10 but similar to souya he also can't really make desicions on his own so he just uses yours

-He's a 10 but he acts more like your lil bro that u look after rather than a bf. It just happens cause you're so close with yuzuha and u guys are always treating him like your precious baby that he just automatically reacts like that.

Walking together

-He's a 10 but he sees you kinda like a sugar mommy. Despite being rich, he just likes the feeling of when u get him the things he wants and he knows u like getting him things so there's no problem with asking, not that he ever has to ask bc the second u see him interested in smth ur already getting it for him.

Sees cute Keychain

Oh! Y/nn~ look at that panda chain! Its so cute

*immediately buys him said Keychain*

-He a 10 but he has actual mommy issues and needs you to take care of those needs for him. Which is why he feels so nice when u get him things and do stuff for him. Always making sure he's okay and showering him in affection. He feels the most loved like that.

-He's a 10 but has a, picture of his soulmate "best friend" as his wallpaper and not you

#tokyo revengers #Tokyo revengers x reader #Manjiro Sano #Mikey x reader #Draken #Draken x reader #Mitsuya Takahashi #Mitsuya x reader #Nahoya #Nahoya kawata #Souya #Souya kawata #Smiley #Angry #Tr #Smiley x reader #Souya x reader #Headcanons #Baji #Baji keisuke #Baji x reader #Chifuyu #Chifuyu matsuno #Chifuyu x reader #Takemitchi #Hakkai #Hakkai Shiba #Hakkai x reader #Kazutora #Tokyo revengers shit post

[dadrielle]

Ok I've talked with enough people individually about this I should just make a post, SO: here is why I think Imogen Temult has ADHD*

Emotional dysregulation. When she tends to express her emotions instead of tamping them down, they are very often strong bursts, sometimes super anxious or upset, sometimes angry and vicious. This is often also at odds with her actions, which are much more measured (see for instance her saying of her dad she should "Drag him over to me, and open up his mind without even his-" versus how she actually acted with him). She also has difficulty pulling away from the emotion.

She tends to need to talk her thoughts out to fully understand where she's at and what she thinks. The best illustration of this is her conversation with Laudna in episode 49, where she comes to her decision as to how she feels about what her mother is showing her via talking her way through it.

Relatedly, her trains of thought that will completely flip midway through, the first instance of course being the very first episode, when she flips from deadpanning about Laudna thinking the kids could get them into the conservatory to actually considering it practically midword. She and Laudna will get into the weeds together going a little bit off the wall in their WHAT IF-ing and interrupting each other without needing to complete the full thoughts.

She often will get trapped in indecision and then make an impulse decision when time constraints demand it. ("WE'RE FUCKING.")

She is often a bit checked out of conversations until called upon, which I think could be both a symptom of the headaches she gets from the press of thoughts, and also possibly a symptom of ADHD.

She's kinda shit at lying when she's in a situation as genuinely herself and trying to spare someone's feelings or comfort them (pretending she and Laudna were still fighting for FCG, "Potatoes are my favorite food," every "I'm fine" ever uttered), but she's scary good at lying when it's more of a performance. Reads to me like it could be a skill gained through learning to mask.

We know she was bullied a bit as child by the Tildamere kids, which was pre-powers. While of course there are many many reasons kids might be bullied, it is worth noting kids with ADHD are often the target of bullying or may self-isolate.

Anxiety tends to be comorbid with ADHD, and it's very much a chicken-or-the-egg kind of situation. Imogen is obviously anxiety bitch supreme.

She didn't leave Gelvaan until Laudna came along. We know she was feeling suicidal at that point. Now, obviously there are a lot of reasons someone would stay in a place they hate and that hates them, but it seems plausible (and very familiar) to me that time blindness and executive dysfunction could play a part in that. Leaving without the kick of "oh we have to go right now" might have been one of those things that required too much plan/conceptualizing the future to seem like an option. Something she didn't realize she could just do.

Dogshit perception. lol. lmao.

*besides just that I'm projecting hard, also she and Laudna are AuDHD 4 AuDHD thank u for coming to my ted talk

#critical role #cr meta #imogen temult #cr3 #tw: suicide mention #slight but there

[celestemagnoliathewriter]

Toy

Written for @remadoramicrofics day 9: candy. Many thanks to @merlins-sequined-hotpants for beta'ing, and for providing the inspiration for this little tale. G, 879 words. Read below or on Ao3.

A blue and purple, furry toy sat inside a colorful box, freshly unwrapped for Teddy’s first birthday. His chubby little hands reached out for it, babbling excitedly, as his hair morphed to match the toy’s fur.

“What is it?” asked Tonks, looking down at her sprightly, 70-year-old grandmother.

“It’s a Furby,” Granny Tonks replied. “It’s all the rage with children these days. You can’t turn on the telly without seeing it!”

“What does it do?” Remus lifted the box, inspecting its details. “’The more you tickle and joke with me, the more I’ll laugh and play’?”

“The sales girl said it was quite rare,” Granny Tonks continued. “This cotton candy purple-blue one is the last one they had left! I even got the batteries for it, you know.”

Teddy reached up for the figure, his lavender hair becoming redder as he struggled to get the box from his father. Granny Tonks lifted Teddy and then took the Furby from Remus. She led them to her sofa, where she unboxed it for the eager boy and inserted batteries into the bottom.

“He reminds me so much of my Ted . . . always keen for something new. He’d have just loved his grandson.” Granny Tonks kissed Teddy’s head and shook the Furby from side to side.

Tonks and Remus watched the toy come to life, with its ears twitching back and forth and its eyes opening and closing.

“Hee hee hee!” the Furby began. “Pet me!”

Tonks met Remus’s eyes. There was no way they would be taking this monstrosity home with them.

“Oh, how darling!” Granny Tonks smiled at the furry, mechanical thing, and Teddy stared, transfixed at it.

“Aah aah ahh! Me scared!”

Teddy laughed and clapped. The Furby laughed with him, and Granny Tonks was smiling like she used to, before Ted died, so they took the toy with them.

…

It took an hour for Remus to remove the Furby’s batteries, and a dramatic, one year old’s temper tantrum to return them.

It took a day for Tonks to try silencing the Furby, but the batteries didn’t respond well to magic, and it became louder.

It took two days for the Furby to begin talking to itself and anything that would listen, with increasingly disturbing messages.

“Uh-oh! Me no listen!” came after Tonks asked it to be quiet.

“Food! Me hungry! Tickle tickle!” was the reply Remus received when he told the Furby to go to sleep.

“Wah-wah-wah-wah me hide!” was the phrase that kept them all up at night, even when they stowed the Furby in Teddy’s wardrobe. They gave up after three nights, when Teddy’s accidental magic (or the Furby’s apparent possession) let it out and dropped it in Teddy’s cot.

The toddler seemed to be immune to the toy’s intrinsic darkness, so two weeks into their stint as its hostage, Tonks knew there was only one way out.

…

The fire was set and the moon was full. Teddy was fast asleep next to Remus, who was curled up in front of the hearth, breathing deeply, his paws resting gently on their son. The fire that Tonks had set, unlike the one warming her husband and son, was kindled by hand. She wasn’t going to let magic be the reason why the Furby lived to see another day.

“Borro borro! Hug me!”

The Furby’s large, gleaming eyes seemed to look right into Tonks’s soul.

“No like! Me scared! Aah aah ahh!”

“This is the end for you,” Tonks warned, before chucking it into the bonfire, seeing its plastic fur melt and the sounds die, warbled and wonky. She stood there until it was a pile of scorched wires and a purple, oozing mess.

…

“Doo doo doo doo!”

The nightmarish sound woke Tonks the morning after the full moon.

“No,” she whispered. “No.”

“Da da da doo doo!”

“Impossible—”

Tonks wrapped her robe around her body, assuring herself that she’d completed the job. The Furby was gone by moonset, when she’d taken Teddy back to his cot and waited for Remus’s screams to die down as he transformed back to a man. She helped him up to their bed, and now she was rushing back out, trying to convince herself the Furby couldn’t have come back from its certain demise.

“Noo-loo! Party party!”

Tonks was halfway down the hall when she heard the hair-raising sound.

“Loo loo loo! Me very happy!”

She turned back, hoping she was hearing wrong, and burst through the door to her son’s room.

Teddy was sitting up on the middle of the floor, the infernal Furby planted between his legs, blathering at it cheerfully.

“Mama!”

Tonks rushed forward and scooped Teddy up, to get him away from the toy, but both boy and toy protested.

“Me no like! Wah wah wah!”

Teddy wailed in unison.

“Is everything all right?” Remus croaked, pale and shivering in the doorway. He gaped at the Furby, and then glanced back at Tonks. “Why does it have scorch marks?”

“You will never believe me,” Tonks said roughly. She set Teddy back down on the floor and gave him the Furby. “We’re stuck with it for the rest of our lives. Don’t ask me why.”

She thundered out of Teddy’s bedroom, her exit marked by the Furby’s high-pitched, electronic laughter.

#remadora #remus lupin #nymphadora tonks #remus x tonks #tonks x lupin #remus x nymphadora #lupin x tonks #teddy lupin #remadora microfics #harry potter fanfiction #furbies #furby

[digitaldollyzz]

Just curious.....when it comes to your hard stan thoughts about XH.....who is it and what are they? I have two sometimes three that are a brainrot for me.

#1: Junhan coming to you kinda stressed out because he can't get the guitar fingerings correct for a song and so his s/o tells him to finger them to regain his confidence.

#2: Gaon, in his entirety, is very adorable yes. However, I feel like below that persona is a very not vanilla boy. That mysterious charm makes him insanely attractive to me. But like imagine jealous Gaon. I see him going almost !yandere¡ possessive during those times.

And #3: idk why but I need Gunil (because he has been working out prob) to use his strength against me. Weather it be trying to bench press his S/O. Holding you on his back while he does squats. Doing the cute push-ups thing where the s/o lays underneath and gives kisses as he comes down. Bonus points if he catches his S/O staring at his arms. Gives the boy a confidence boost.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Omg but like lemme tell u about my thoughts dirty thoughts lol.

Gaon is very cute but I have to agree! He seems all kind and gentle until he's in the sheets, fucking you completely dumb making you see stars😮‍💨. I think he's the type that after rearranging you inside to get all shy yet curious. Asking if you enjoyed it and if there's something you want to try next time. Might even try to go for another round;). Wants to keep his cock inside you while cuddling 🥰

I have a thing for junhan too tho, he seem like he'd like to tell you what to do/ give orders but loves to see you on top. Like a power bottom if you ask me. Telling you how pretty you look riding him and holding you by your waist to help keep your balance. Not to mention how cute he is with messy hair 😌 all together he's so cute and tired after but wants to take care of you still, tryna clean you up and give you water, maybe even some food to make sure that your ok. Just amazing 😍

#gaon x reader #xh #jungsu x reader #xdinary heroes smut #xdinary heroes angst #xdinary heroes fluff #xdinary heroes x reader #xdinaryheroes #xdh #xdinary heroes #xdinarynet #gaon #jun han

[stnaf-vn]

(Praying to Almighty Lord Scrim that this asks will not be eaten. This is my drunken brain talking)

Tips on how to survive Friend's kidnapping shenanigans:

Plan A:

1. COOPERATE! This is the most important rule of all rules. Dont do anything that will waste your strength. Again, you hate his guts but COOPERATE.

2.Observe your surrounding. Look for any escape thingy that may help you escape (ex: a random tissue and yes, its not gonna help you, just giving an example jeez!)

3.If Friend offers you food, eat it. Friend is not capable of hurting you, so its free from poison. Again, we need our strength and our cold pizza.

4.Manipulate him little by little. Dont rush it. Friend will notice it. (For being a major in Manipulation) Make him think that you start to forgive him a little bit. (And he will start to loose your bind)

5.Dont do anything that makes Friend angry. You dont have any snickers so we cant pull that stunt to Friend (ur not u wen ur angry 😆) We dont want angry Friend here ok?

6.Remember Friend always wearing his hairpins? Do anything to get them. Make out with him or whatever. Just get them.

7.If you ever get the hairpin, use it to open the door and voila, Friend is waiting for you on the other side of the door :D MISSION FAILED!

Plan B (if Plan A fails)

1. Cry. Just do it. Friend has a softest spot on you. He will probably pity you and give you an ice cream. And thats a win for me 😎

Plan C: (if anything keeps failing and you dont have anymore ideas to escape)

1. Sleep. Maybe it is a dream and when you wake up, boom. Friend is there. This not a dream. MISSION FAILED AGAIN!!!!

Plan Z: (dont ask for the other letters. This is our last chance)

1. Love Friend. Friend is a living glowsticks with his eyes highbeaming us that only wants our love. Yes, he has a kidnapping tendecies but still, who will hurt this guy? We dont condone violence in this house so dont you point on me that there's a shard on the basement that we can use to stab friend. No. Abort that thought. Im gonna fight you if you ever think of using that. Just chant all is well 3x and you will feel better 😊

And thank you for coming to my Ted talk, we just wasted our time coz Friend will never ever let us go. 🤯 *nervous laugh* (please not another basement, im done with basement)

UnhingedGF’s classified Friend survival guide

#yandere #​💾​- see thru need a friend game #✨-friend #🔪-stnaf scenarios #thank you for the support #18+

[boxwinebaddie]

whats a food that Jersey will ALWAYS eat

now...i was going to say something Very Uncivilized...

;)

but i am a lady of class and caliber, so here's my dignified answer.

jersey, like all my kyles, deeefinitely has a sweet tooth.

my son likes all kinds of desserts, pastries and confectioneries. however, due to the severity of his ed, he’d sworn off sugar, nearly cutting it out completely...which, you did read that correctly, my friends, i did say Nearly, because ed or not, jersey kyle cannot resist the sweet, sugary siren call of...

Red Candy.

like not just any candy. not blue candy or green candy or yellow candy, he doesn't want to waste empty calories on the gross gaudy green apple flavored candy or like a super sour lemon warhead or god forbid, blue raspberry Anything that tastes like an aneurysm feels.

no, jersey likes the Red flavored candy. red starbursts, red vines ( he literally can't go to the movies bc all the boxes of red vines stress him out too much ), fkn swedish fish, only the red gummy bears, etc.

tbh, idk if it's a brain thing, but i honestly think he just Likes the cherry/strawberry/red flavored candy? it brings him Joy? i luv him.

like, you literally know if jerseykyle has been somewhere if there is a bag of candy with ALL THE RED CANDY GONE but all the other colored pieces in there. he will literally pick around all the other flavors of candy, dig out Just The Red Ones and eat them, smh.

it also has to be like hyper sugary, uber sweet candy, he doesn't really like sour candy at all ( stan loves sour candy btw ) or chocolate even. it works mostly w/ mike&ike, swedish fish, starburst type candy but...

it works the BEST with red skittles.

jersey kyle LOOOOVES red skittles.

like if you open a skittle bag around him, he will feign disinterest and sneer at you prententiously like 'absolutely naught, why the fuck would u ask me, that u fuckin idiot?' but the second you offer him a red skittle...it's so over. his eyes get Wide...he's so cute, ew.

he always tells himself he's not gonna do it, but when he goes to pick up cigarettes @ 7/11, 9/10 times he grabs a bag of skittles, eats all the red ones out of it then tosses the rest of the bag out. it's the only thing he does to treat himself...literally ever:

a pack of cigarettes & a pack of skittles.

or, Four Skittles, really. because there were probably about only four red ones in there. which kyle complains about so much!!! like, stan!!! why the fuck don't they just put RED SKITTLES in the bags??? all the other flavors taste bad, the red ones are clearly superior!!! >:0

so, on their anniversary, ravenstan handed jersey something...

a single bag of skittles.

kyle was like...you got me skittles for our anniversary???

and stan was like...open the package, dummy. ;)

so kyle did...

aND IT WAS FULL OF RED SKITTLES!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAA

AND KYLE WAS SOOO EXCITED LIKE OH MY GOD YOU GOT ME A PACK OF SKITTLES WITH ONLY RED SKITTLES IN IT????!!!!! <33

stan shrugged, all smug like…

Well, You Only Like The Red Ones.

and it was really cute, but kyle was just like i do like the red skittles, but i like you more, and i like sharing a bag of skittles with you more than anything else in the world.

because i think it's sweet that you Also like the red skittles, but you know i Only like them, so you fish them out of the packet, one by one, feed them to me and then eat all the other ones bc u don't like waste.

like the fact that you're willing to eat all the other forgotten flavors and never have a single red skittle ever again...just to keep me happy...that is the greatest give anyone could ever give me.

so thank you, but if it's all the same to you, i'd like to spend the rest of my life to starting bags of skittles and having you finish them. <3

gAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

anyways...

love is no longer a lie.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

-uncle nina, branch in my eye

#ANYWAYS #YEP #RED SKITTLE SUPREMACY #it keeps his diabetes in check #on really bad days he buys just red candy and eats the whole box like tbh the red candy carries his diabetes during his ed #i do think if they get actually married its gonna be like Would You Spend The Rest Of My Life Sharing Skittles With Me? #gaaaay as fuuuuuck #anyways we were too happy so pls know during the divorce u could tell kyle was having a bad time bc there were tons of candy packets #and little orange yellow green and blue candies #but no red ones #i just know stan saw all the opened packets w the red candy gone n wanted to end it aaalll like MAAAN no one there to eat the others #i'm miserable #BUT KYLE IS SO CUTE HE REALLY ONLY LIKES THE RED CANDIES LIKE HE GETS SO EXCITED #stan do be feeding him the lil red candies <3 #i'm love them anyways ravesey style world domination #also rip do think crush jersey kyle #who is moderately in denial abt wanting raven of cd to kiss him #pops a red skittle after he smokes a cigarette #bc he’s worried abt tasting like cigarette smoke #hope i die lol

[idiot-mushroom]

What are your personal head cannons for rot and 2012 tmnt?

2012 tmnt headcannons:

they all decorate their weapons with beads

raph makes pins outta soda caps

raph and leo wrap the other’s bandages (mikey is too jittery/donnie likes how raph wraps his hands tightly (compression stim is superior)

mikey is a gacha kid

they have a cd book with colorful cd holders (donnie organizes it by genre and color)

Splinter will correct them when they do virtually anything (doing dishes/making food/ect.) (not in a condescending way, more like a ‘i want this to be easier for u and I actually have cool tips to help)

rottmnt headcannons:

leo has gone to atleast one of hueso jr.’s birthdays (and loved it (although he did get beat up by a bunch of elementary kids for trying to get candy from the piñata))

raph has had atleast 2 partners and has done some frisky stuff w/ said partners but is quiet abt it bc he wants to lead by example (as a teenager i can vouch that teenagers like kissing other teenagers smtimes)

donnie has a weed farm and gets some of his money that way (i mean he does say that he like botany (in a deleted episode) and lets be honest there is no way he gets that much money from just selling cool military grade gadgets and gizmos on the internet)

mikey’s weapon is secretly a onibi (fire yokai spirit thibgy) and is in fact alive and envies mikey’s life and when shredder destroys the weapon he kills the spirit.

if raph ever became human he would be hawaiin, no arguments, i am right.

thanks for coming to my ted talk

#shroom talks #my personal headcanon #ask reply #thx for the ask!