people drawing spy woth big eyelashes is so true and valid they deserve the whole world tbh
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SCOUT HEADCANONS FROM THA 💯% COOLEST SCOUT KINNIE #2⁉️⁉️⁉️
He throws his voice. He once made pyro think the coffee maker could talk
He's circus level flexible and it's DISGUSTING. He once remarked that his organs probably looked weird in his body when he did this and sniper lifted his glasses in disgust
He once said "dis nematode in the midst of buffoonery 💀" out loud unwarranted
Can recite the entire script of king of the hill season 3 episode 7 "nine pretty darn angry men"
Had a pet roach named gooch bc he couldn't kill it. He lived for seven months and got to the size of a dollar bill.
Not a HC but scout is literally that one pic of brawny men fighting and chilling with this smaller phat tits green haired chick tearing up an ostrich leg, but if the woman was super buff.
Sometimes he becomes untethered and goes into fits of unbridled violence directed towards whatever moves for no reason at all. To fix this demo flips scout in a specific way and he gets rotated IDIOT
Ate an 1/3rd of a vintage Nancy drew book
If someone points at him he collapses like a ragdoll. The others found out about this after pointing at him while he was swimming and he nearly drowned
Got stuck in the walls and roamed the walls for three days whispering about being a rat, preying and stalking in the night
Counting to three never works on him unless it's spy
Scout is hazmat certified due to a situation with 16 wisdom teeth from 8 dumbasses, a propane truck, and a case of root beer.
Demo holds scout like a large dog when he gets his shots. He nearly ripped medic's ear off with his teeth and medic is never taking chances again.
Some nights he can be heard playing pistolero western music for hours. He yearns for the horses and pneumonia.
His favorite movies are those coming-of-age underdog sports docudramas. And blacula for some reason.
17 of his teeth are chipped so they look sharp
He stole the hope diamond to wear for his bar mitzvah before someone noticed the one in the museum was fake. the government stole it back two days later
He can beatbox very well but uses it to mainly beatbox castle crasher soundtrack during battle
He owns a big mouth billy bass modded to run doom and sing Delilah
Time for a sad one! Scout was violently sick with malaria once. The one time he was conscious he told heavy that he was so sick with the flu when he was 4 he nearly died, and lost all of his baby fat. "Kinda poetic yo, I dunno how. but it makes me sad when I think about it."
His worst fear is dying from starvation. The problem is, he gets hyper focused and forgets to eat, even if he loves eating. The others (mainly pyro) take turns to make sure he eats at least one meal every day
Scout has emetophobia, and sites this as the reason why he hates "that one shade of yellow." No one knows wtf the shade is.
He is banned from ever talking about, mentioning, or referencing Barbara Streisand in any manner in public
He cries when looking at the ocean because he's thinking of the rainbow fish
He made a 13-in-one hair wash and before ANYONE could use it miss pauling disposed of it where she dumps the dead bodies. Soldier, pyro, sniper, and medic held a funeral service for it with scout as the priest
His left eye is permanently triple lidded
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Hey! Sorry bout the late sniperscout headcanons, ended up falling alseep-
They both love going to the carnival
Well mostly Scout but Sniper enjoys it too!
Its their usual place for dates
Scout loves the food there and often encourages Sniper to try some
Sniper loves playing those shooting games and sometimes challenges himself to get as many prizes for Scout (Scout keeps telling him to win some for himself too but Sniper never listens lol)
They've been at the place for months now and they both know some blind spots to rest whenever Sniper gets a lil too tired of the socializing
And their absolute favorite place in the whole carnival?
The ferris wheel!
Sniper doesn't mind being on the very top whenever they ride it, in fact, he loves it! (being used to high posts from sniping n all)
Scout loves it too! Watching the ride bring them up, specially when its on a cold night. Just reminds him of home (Especially since Sniper's there)
And the star gazing!!!
Oh these two just love the star gazing so much!!!
Anyways thats all I've got at the moment! Thank you for your time! :]
Thats absolutely adorable!!
Scout totally was the one to initiate going to the carnival (Sniper wasnt too keen on the idea at first but surprisingly it was very pleasent)
Id also like to think the stargazing started after their first date. Scout shared something with him, now Sniper felt like he needed to share something with him.
Sniper teaches Scout about the stars and constellations and Scout just listens to every word spoken. Sitting oh so still.
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With your fem fortress team, what’s Demo’s relation with canon Demo?
Yvaine (Fem Demo) was the biological kid of Demo’s original adoptive parents, making them adoptive siblings!
They only knew each other when they were both very young, falling out of contact when Demo’s biological parents finally came back into the picture and took Demo back in, leaving Yvaine to grow up at the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans by herself. They got along pretty well when they were younger! Though the relationship got a bit rocky on account of the whole . Incident
But thats ok! Im sure several decades to sit with the consequences of the event and no real outlet to grieve properly means that finally meeting again as adults could not possibly be strange or uncomfortable! And im sure theyre both absolutely going to address the massive elephant in the room!
Im sure its going great
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