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John Hagee American Pastor
I'd like to imagine this is how Pastor Hagee would look like. Big ass, wide hips, thick thigh and calves. And the the only thing I'd have to decide on is whether he's bare footed, showing those fat feet or wearing a pair of black socks.
Then it's stiff tongue or stiff dick.
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thingstrumperssay · 11 months
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It’s fitting that this would happen during Pride Month.
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bleatnik · 10 months
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two men on the television, two men with one face
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thehalfwaypost · 1 year
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radishprincesss · 4 months
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thewinterlunarhalo · 6 months
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i’m so stoned and i just sobbed my heart out to this song i feel seen in ways i’ve never felt seen before
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contac · 2 years
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best scam of late 20th century television?
If by best you mean worst, then it's gotta be televangelism. Pic related.
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sipping-on-thoriumg · 11 months
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Pat Robertson dying during pride month is so fucking funny 💀
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beeffizz · 1 year
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REPENT
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aka-the-bastard · 2 years
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The Modern Leper - Frightened Rabbit / Televangelist - Julien Baker
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why did she do this :(
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lmsr-lilitu-sephiroth · 11 months
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Hey, psst, Pat Robertson died today. I just got a news headline.
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thehalfwaypost · 11 months
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thanos-the-dad-titan · 10 months
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After all the hate I've seen Churches spewing. No more ignoring it.
I call this spell, Summon I.R.S.
Go to the IRS website and get the form 13909 to report a church for wrong doings and get their tax exempt status revoked.
https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/irs-complaint-process-tax-exempt-organizations
Abracadabra fucker...
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delphoart · 3 months
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human sigil sylabar (+bonus human skyte) in case you're wondering, skyte is filipino lol
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gayestpiano · 11 months
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it took far too long but pat Robertson is dead!!! ❤️🎆🎉🪅🔥💥
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