#teehee. aha.

[lemonlurkrr]

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

#lemonspeakrr #AGONY #I WANT OUT!! #but also aha heeh hee teehee look they are my mental barbies I can make them kiss in my mind #agony

[here-kittykitty]

hey guysssssssssssssss i just watched hadestownnnnnnn ahaaaaaaaaaa im having a bad timmmeeeeeeeee

#lovelovelovelovvveeeeeeee living australia where no good musicals come ever #and when they do it costs $249 per hamilton ticket #teehee. aha. #. #folks my favourite musicals are hadestown jagged little pill and waitress we are NEVER getting productions of them #and the only adult theatre club within an hours drive of me fucking closed. #also waitress is actually my fourth fav my third fav is jekyll and hyde but i actually did see a production of that #best show of my fucking life and it was by the aforementioned closed down theatre club #hmm.......... #i ran a club during high school once should i try to start a theatre club........

[zephyrspace]

queen of thine heart

riddle rosehearts / gn!reader

synopsis : they say the queen of hearts always had her loving husband rule alongside her. unfortunately for heartslabyul, their queen's king attends a different academy. but you know what they say, distance makes the heart grow fonder.

or ; in hearing your lover's recent overblot, you disregard the rules and infiltrate nrc to make sure your queen is alright, much to the surprise of the cards.

content : established relationship, implied childhood friends, rsa!reader, fluff, sprinkle of angst, crack, no use of yn, reader is not the prefect, reader is referred to as 'king' in a gender neutral way (like how riddle as queen), fic is more focused on the dynamic of their relationship rather than of the relationship itself (but perhaps another fic is in order...), riddle's pov kinda?, just a very short oneshot.

word count : 1.5k

The door opens but nobody that's already in the room thinks too much of it, until someone unfamiliar speaks.

"Good evening, Card Soldiers."

The mild bickering ceased to exist entirely. The door clicks shut.

The first years couldn't tell if it was an illusion or not, but they swear they saw the Housewarden of Heartslabyul tense at the sound of the person's voice and averted his gaze. Shoes tap against the floor tiles until they stop at the foot of Riddle's designated recovery bed.

The newcomer wore the eyesore that was the Royal Sword Academy uniform, but the things that caught the attention of specifically the Prefect would be the scarily regal presence that the person exudes, and the badge pinned against the left lapel of the stranger's blazer, an exact replica of the crown Riddle adorns on his school tie.

They brandish a polite smile, "you are dismissed."

It was clear to everyone that this person will not accept any other answer than compliance - "RSA? Who're you to tell us what to do? And what are you even doing here?" - well, except for one.

Ace raises a brow, lacking any form of decorum or respect, as per usual. The temperature of the room seemingly dropped, and yet, the stranger was still smiling.

Before Ace gets an answer, he feels a sharp jab at his side and a hand resting between his shoulder blades. Trey is quickly ushering all of them out of the infirmary. The heart soldier watches the academy student and the Vice exchange a look and a nod.

The door clicks shut once again.

With everyone now gone, you walk over to Riddle's left of the bed. Right hand against your heart, you bow your head, a custom.

"I greet the sovereign of Heartslabyul, the everlasting law, the Queen of my own heart," you cannot hide the smile in your voice and Riddle hates it in an affectionate sort of way.

"Must you always greet me incorrectly?"

"I am but a mere servant to your rule," you give him a cheeky grin, and with a touch as light as a feather, you take his right hand to press a quick kiss to the knuckles. Riddle sports a pout as he retracts his arm, but you never take him seriously when he's beet red, always a sucker to your flowery words.

Despite this, he has not once looked you in the eyes since you arrived.

Silence and tranquillity floods the atmosphere but anybody can feel the underlying tension beneath the layers. You shatter the quiet.

"I came as soon as I could." You sit down on the edge of the bed and he shuffles to the opposite side so that you do not fall off.

"I know." Riddle's sight is focused on the bed sheets where his hands rested. He watches your hands clasp over his, your touch is warm and just slightly sweaty, but he would never care for something so little.

Besides, he can tell by the sound of your breathing that you're still recovering from the journey. Upperclassmen say that it takes almost two or three hours to walk from one end of Sage's Island to the other, and this is without factoring the mountain you'd have to climb to get to NRC.

"I really thought I lost you when I was notified by one of the cards." Riddle can feel your stare and the sorrow in your words. You probably dropped everything to get here.

"I know." He takes a quick glance at the clock on the wall. How did you even manage to get to the college in just a little over an hour since he was admitted into the infirmary?

"You need to make me lots of crosswords to make up for it." The Housewarden clenches his jaw and thinks you are too forgiving compared to how much inconvenience and worry he's caused you.

Why are you not reprimanding his recklessness? Why would you risk a dorm-arrest to visit him with no prior permission? He reckons that your sentence would last at least a week if the professors find out of your absence, two weeks if you used a broom without authorisation. After this, would you think of him as a nuisance or embarrassment and leave him-

Sensing all of his inner turmoil, you reach out to carefully fix his dishevelled hair back into place and cup his cheek, coaxing his head in your direction so that he finally, finally looks at you.

Riddle's eyes are glassy with unshed tears, but the steadying pulse under the palm of your hand is soothing, your gaze is soft and full of something that is unconditional. Riddle knows that he can stay looking at you until forever falls apart.

Thumbing the flesh gently, you are watchful not to touch any gauze or smudge remnants of ointment. "Crosswords aside, I implore that you tell me, my Queen: What ails you so? Have I done something to be undeserving of your gaze?" Though, that last part was supposed to sound more like a joke.

"No!" He belts out before he could process your teasing lilt. "I mean- I- That's not- Ugh!"

Riddle gives up at the sight of your smug face and relaxes into your hold for just a few more moments, not caring for his burning cheeks or the delicacy that his lover offers him, only wanting to feel them wholly and fully.

He expels out a shaky breath, sits up straight, and lets everything go. Riddle tells you everything. The collars, the unbirthday, the tart, the duel. Riddle expresses his revelation about his mother and her rules. He confesses that you were right this entire time, and that he hopes you can forgive him for the times he denied it and admonished you.

Riddle's story ends and your brows furrow with guilt, "I knew I should have transferred to Night Raven. Maybe it would have prevented-"

He is quick to lace your fingers together with his own and silences you right away. "Perish the thought. You are not to blame. Not you. Never you."

Deciding to reward his efforts of attempting to distract you from your own thoughts, you sigh and lean in so that your foreheads touch, and Riddle does not oppose the connection. Closing your eyes, you breathe out lightly, quietly, as if only the two of you existed.

"You have tormented yourself in such a matter for far too long, my loveliest rose."

At that moment, Riddle swears up and down to The Seven that he has never been so in love. He looks down at your joined hands and smiles for the first time that day.

"I promise not to do it again, my Liege."

[ Extra ]

"What the hell was that for!?" Ace rubs his side tenderly after Cater elbowed him earlier. He earns disapproving glances from his seniors and unsurprising stares from Deuce, Prefect and Grim.

"Be more careful, Ace-y. They're the Housewarden slash Ruler of their own dorm back in RSA, but is also the Honorary King of Heartslabyul because they're Riddle's partner," Cater pulls up pictures of you from the academy's official magicam and shows the first years. "So that means they're in the same position of power as him in 'labyul, so you need'ta treat them like it."

Ace snatches the phone from his grasp and scrolls through the content, in denial. The other first years crowd around him. "Partners? With that Tyrant?? There is no way Housewarden was able to pull before me."

They all stare at the photos of you doing a plethora of activities, presumably around the rival school. Gardening, directing students, baking, tea parties, generally doing nice things. Yuck.

Ace tries to find your personal magicam but Cater yanks his phone back, exasperated, "I think they've been together for almost two years now, so it's not like it's new news."

"Myah, I don't know about you guys, but this 'King' of yours looks like a weak-ass, lovesick simp. Simp in capital letters, bold font and red text," Grim had lifted himself up and peaked through the window in the door to the infirmary, watching the royalties speak softly to each other.

The two third years give each other a look and both can vividly imagine the sound of your laughter and you saying that you wholeheartedly agree with Grim.

"I still don't get why you just followed their orders without question. I should show them the mighty power of The Great Grim, and then we'll see who's the real king! Nyahaha- Yowch!" Deuce had smacked the monster in the head.

Trey leans against the wall beside the closed entrance, crosses his arms and chuckles at the statement. He looks over his shoulder and also observes the duo inside.

"I've known them since we were kids, and trust me, Grim, they aren't someone you can mess with and get away with it unscathed."

He chooses not to mention how Grim fails to see the pure concentration of magic emanating from your figure.

#twst x reader #twst #twisted wonderland #gn!reader #twisted wonderland x reader #riddle rosehearts #riddle rosehearts x reader #riddle x reader #posts the yearly fic and runs away #teehee #i should really post that azul fic i made two years ago... #aha #yikes

[buwheal]

Hey, Spamton!! Happy birthday! Anything specific you'd want for your birthday? I'm sure we can somehow pitch in to get you something!

#teehee #hes asking YOU just to clarify TELL HIM!!!!!!!! HELP HIM!!!! #pitch in by suggesting a place to look :-3 #Sometimes i do these and i think like... is this cringe? this feels embarassing #and then i remember NOBODY FUCKING CARES THEY LIVE FOR THIS WHAT AM I ON #GOD #the general spamton audience IS cringe and IM cringe what am i worried about who cares #aha #anyways #[you've got mail!] #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #thanks to the two people who listened to my tags btw lol

[sorrowcure]

NO BC THIS IS LITERALLY THE IVANTILL EXPERIENCE™️

( context )

#I laughed and sobbed reading these reblogs #I just had to share this bc it made me teehee 😭 (but like in a painful way) #I'm so sorry if I dragged you into the painful ivantill pit bestie... #anywho aha ivan alive :') totally #alnst #alien stage #ivantill #tillivan #alien stage till #alnst till #ivan #alien stage ivan #alnst ivan

[soupmanspeaks]

Wow that's crazy anyways do you think whenever glamfreddy passes the giant *golden* statue of himself in the lobby, he always averts his gaze from it because he somehow always sees a little boy who he feels he knows hanging in the jaw of the statue or are you normal

#glammike #glammike my beloved #michael afton my beautiful pookie #michael afton #fnaf #sorry guys my demons are just really strong aha #soooo many headcannons so little time #teehee silly

[jils-things]

◆↬ jaide e. stone ; profile↫◆

[ pre i/ii - rgb arc - aged 0-18] (may change)

◆↬ jaide is a self-taught aprijuice merchant. she started when she was quite young - she liked to collect apricorns with her teddiursa and was quite fond of roller-skating to maximize the apriblender's juicing proficiency.

◆↬ she picked up on this trade when her mother introduced this concept to her which was still new at the time, and enjoyed this as a hobby before turning it into a profession

◆↬her childhood companions consisted of; teddiursa, hoppip, and ralts (all evolved as years go by). she is strictly not a trainer, but has practiced basic pokemon battle conduct

◆↬ jaide is an older sister to a sibling named gold, with an age gap of 8 years.

◆↬as kids, they were an interesting duo. while they were quite the tough kids, they have their own styles in projecting it (his actions / her words). gold took an interest in skateboarding to copy her roller-skating tendencies

◆↬she wasn't exactly the same as her adult counterpart. she was a little rough around the edges and sometimes played hard with her words. she isn't the type to fight, but she knew how to get around people older than her and she was rarely afraid. she was fast, charismatic and somewhat smug

◆↬ jaide was gifted with an interesting skill to be able to read other pokemon's natures, almost psychic-like thanks to her kirlia who was able to steer her guesses in the right path. this would later be very useful when aprijuice would be popular in the pokeathalon games in allowing pokemon improve their performance in the multitude of sports*

*(this is aligned with the game mechanic where several drinks have different results with consideration on the nature of the pokemon drinking it and flavor of the drink)

◆↬most people buy her drinks because it actually refreshes the pokemon - but what customers don't know is the underlying magic it does when you mix the right flavor with the right nature/personality of pokemon. that's what fascinates her the most. this can only be achieved because of her good perception of pokemon natures.

◆↬jaide wanted to make it a point that her aprijuice business would expand beyond johto - her personal reason being to introduce the beauty of it. she sees aprijuice production as an intricate way to create natural beverages (and not artificial) for pokemon. (which admittedly, is a commonplace in johto. i.e: kurt and his pokeball production)

[ gsc - oras arc - aged 19-25+ ] (most present frame)

◆↬jaide becomes more mild and calm in her personality due to maturity and events that occured in gsc, though she still retained the cheeky personality but it would be more sly and vague. and being a mom. of course /lh

◆↬meeting steven was definitely a curveball thrown at her direction because he's one of the rare people who can see through her cheeky facade. it's common for them to have interesting back and fourth that either sounded smart or really flirty. only they know really.

◆↬after officially being renamed to his family name, she treats aprijuice making as a hobby instead, she passes her knowledge to ruby and this helped him indulge in making pokeblocks. while it's hoenn's equivalent to her juice, she doesn't mind it as long as he's learning something.

trivia ;

- her pokemon team consists of: (old to recently joined)

gardevoir, ursaring, jumpluff, glaceon (previously eevee), solrock, aron

- it's a bit of a running gag with new bark town's population that jaide and gold are the kids with the worst natural bed hair /lh (it's just like that)

- jaide and gold loved to skate together in the national park as kids

- the e. in her maiden name is evergreen

- goldenrod city her favorite landmark since it's the most modernized section of johto. definitely likes shopping there

- jaide doesn't skate anymore, but if she were in a floor of ice, (usually caused by her glaceon), she probably would skate a little. just for old time's sake.

- jaide has met all the johto and hoenn dexholders + only red from kanto. (mt silver incident) she has never personally seen blue, green and yellow but only through others' accounts of them

- she is right-handed.

- semi-canon statement, if she had a mega stone, it would be attached to the back of her necklace

- she supports fran.ticshipping :]]] (she also emotionally supports sapphire as she's not really good at expressing herself without being wild)

- dislikes zinnia. that's it /lh

- in my head, i imagine she's currently living in hoenn but she occasionally visits johto when she can just to see her mother and gold

#im so eepy aha but if im gonna make that heavy lore shit i gotta at least lay the foundation for jaide's personality or else its confusing #ok gn!!!! teehee #~ loreposting #pokespe hours #jaide (mangaverse).insert

[mojaves]

sebastian vidal. arasaka's special little attack dog, absolute powerhouse, and one insane bastard.

#cyberpunk 2077 #male v monday #gamingedit #teehee (^:< #oc seb #have you seen him are you looking at him are you seeing him #if you saw this earlier no you didnt #and we ignore the fact the gun isnt positioned properly i didnt realise until after i quit the game AHA XXXXX

[apertures-angel-archive]

been romanticizing the idea of being a shepherdess lately (it/its. that's me!!!!)

#lovey hoots #my art #freysona #not selfship #gonna start using that tag aha #teehee an angel being a shepherd funny religion moment hehe i love reclaiming this shit for aesthetics n stuff

[spartalabouche]

sometimes i really feel like i go to clown school when i have to walk to class cradeling my 2 foot long shrimp like a baby in my arms and pretend like thats normal

#txt #gekkering #and that class is on the 5th floor so i have to get in the elevator and be like aha sorry guys exccuse me i just need a little more elbow #room for my Giant Shrimp #teehee! #like its torture

[sinhasfluffyheadfur]

the day when I allow myself to write a huge thing fueled only by autism juice is the day I achieve the big happy

#grim rambles #yes I’m still conflicted. Ethan u know what sort of thing I’m fighting myself on rn #yeah yeah problems don’t solve themselves overnight doenst stop the emotions from emoting #aha ha #uuuaaghhhh hits myself with the teehee beam think happy thoughts happy thoughts

[miutonium]

Hello and welcome back to "I miss painting watercolors" episode 1210202 🥲

#with our special host 'i am rusty with my watercolor skills after not painting for 2930129 years or am I overreacting?' #anyway this was for school totally aha i am using my brainrot to pass my class again i hope cn is not suing me teehee #at this point i am treating utonium like my ov but like i also do not care #//kisses one man passionately 100 times #asukart #ppg professor #professor utonium #selfship #selfshipping community #selfshipping #selfship art #self insert oc #self insert community #watercolor

[ruvviks]

– WIP DAY.

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the broker fic is coming along nicely and i'm currently prepping chapter 13 so i can drop it next week, it's gonna be a fun one >:^)

‘Listen,’ the man said, once again pointing his finger in Vitali’s direction.

‘I’ma give you to the count of five, and if I don’t have my eddies back by then- all three thousand of ‘em- that dark red suit o’ yours is gonna be red for vastly different reasons.’ ‘Really now?’ Vitali asked, raising his eyebrow and slightly tilting his head, a smile taking shape on his face as he let his eyes trail the crowd; people were starting to get rowdy, starting to cheer. A rush of adrenaline was already soaring through his system, reminding him of the street fights he used to participate in- Sure, he was there for business now. But he could have a little bit of fun. ‘One!’ the guy yelled, his voice barely audible above the buzz of the club, the music suddenly a lot louder than before; though it could just be Vitali’s imagination, straightening his back and redistributing his weight to his left leg while grabbing his cane halfway down the shaft. ‘Two!’ ‘You sure you’re going to do this, jefe?’ Judy asked. ‘Viktor’s gonna kill you.’ ‘Only if I get hurt,’ Vitali replied, rolling back his neck as the man yelled out a loud three, dragging it out a little bit longer as if he was trying to give Vitali time to reconsider. Another day, another client turning against him. Far from the first time and far from the last; though usually Vitali dealt with these sorts of things with a bit more finesse than he was about to do. ‘Four!’ He did not care. His reputation preceded him; the bruising of his knuckles as dark as the rims underneath his eyes, everyone knew Vitali Dobrynin was a fighter first and a fixer second. All to protect, all out of love- but no one cared about that. They only ever saw what was on show. ‘FIVE!’

#tag games #nuclearwriting #so many fun bits in this chapter i'm very excited to post the rest >:^) #this is just some random guy also don't worry about it #that last part though. reputation preceded him. fighter first fixer second. all to protect. all out of love. but no one cared. #i'm fucking normal about him i wanna fucking smash my head through a window #this is EXACTLY what matvey wants. take away the context to make vitali look like the villain in all this #to take everything away from him. people only ever see what's on show. aha xoxo #never thought i'd have this much depth in the whole fic but here we are baybeey... themes... motifs... [dies] #also. once again. if anyone wants me to yell more about the fic my asks are open and i Love yelling about things so. teehee #if you have any quastions. >:^) let me know >:^) <3

[buwheal]

"#i already rbd this but i realized after watching it a few times it might not be saying 'im not starving all the time' but rather#'im not starving /all/ the time' which is a different implication.. one that to me means he does starve. maybe often.#are you good bud? he needs some milk#anyway just a thought since apparently no one guessed the stuff within this ask#better to throw shit at the wall and see what sticks than not throw anything at all#reblog#not my art"

DI NG DING DING DING!!!! DING DING!!!!!!

YEAH!!!! CORRECT!!!! GREEN BUZZER SOUND!!! YAYYYYY you guys are starting to notice things!!! I try to be purposeful with the way dialogue is written as well as i can!!! And other details!! YGM /is/ very visually driven because hes.... erm.. not very vocal, if you know what i mean, lol.

...You guys can always ask him yourself, by the way.... I cant tell you much more than he has regarding the frequency of such and whatnot. I can only reallllllyyy point out and spread what has already been found.

#If YGM had audio #he WOULD put a slight vocal emphasis on “all” (...to the best of his ability..)... just saying aha... #[you've got mail!] #[ygm!] questions #Thyanks Lokiiiiiiiiiiiiii :-))) #i didnt put any visual emphasis on it because it would be too obvious teehee

[shoezuki]

U been possessed by Aha

But instead of ah ha ha ha elation it's AHA! EUREKA

Aha saw me puttin his lil guy Through Situations n decided to take the wheel

#aha take the wheel. #they can possess me any time teehee #anon

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

🦋 anon here. And I wanted to send you a cute thing for you♥️ but! Little cute moth boy with his big fluffy red scarf sitting in the snow. You both went to dragonspine and you and him have been spending the day there. Little baby running around in the snow jumping up into it and out. Little baby then when cold scurries to you and then runs up your body to your neck and lays there for a bit. It’s cold as hell but baby doesn’t care because nice warm. Once done little moth boy rushes back out to the snow since he misses it so much

LITTLE FOUL LEGACY IN THE SNOW LITTLE FOUL LEGACY IN THE SNOW

you're admiring the clouded sky and drifting flakes when Childe suddenly runs back through the snow and hastily climbs up to your neck!! he's freezing cold and buries himself under your scarf, ignoring your yelp of surprise and shivering. when you attempt to gently pull him off of your warm self Childe digs into your skin with his claws- not enough to break skin! just enough to convey that he will not get up!! you're warm and he's cold!! so instead you just sigh, a small smile on your face, and pet his hair and listen to him purr appreciatively. after a few minutes he's warm enough to poke his head out and give you a quick lick on the cheek before wriggling away and going back to hopping around in the snow!!

when Childe's really, finally done with the cold and ice, you wrap him in the scarf he loves and carry him much like a cat!! he kneads into your own fluffy coat and purrs drowsily, and when you ask him if he had fun he lets out a happy trill <33 it makes the trip you had to take to Dragonspine all worth it- there's not much snow in Liyue, after all, but he was homesick for so long that you couldn't help but at least bring him to somewhere familiar. you shift the now-sleeping Childe in your arms, and he rumbles and buries his face into your chest, claws snagged on the fabric of your coat.

you'll definitely have to visit Snezhnaya one day.

#genshin impact #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #childe #tartaglia #chit chat #🦋 anon #anon all your brainrots are just *chef's kiss* #immaculate #ehe foul legacy childe being homesick aha #you bringing him to dragonspine to have fun and afterwards he realizes how much he loves you #(maybe you catch a cold for a bit of comfort teehee!!!) #other's stuff #short scenario