#ted and charlotte

[getyourpoisonedcupofcoffee]

Shoutout to Ted Spankoffski and Charlotte Sweetly btw

they deserve the world

#ted and charlotte #ted spankoffski #tedlotte #charted #charlotte sweetly

[stellarspecter]

joey richter + being held at gunpoint by a love interest

(+ bonus: when he wasn't actually shot)

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers #spies are forever #saf #pete spankoffski #own carvour #joey richter #starkid #tin can bros #userholloway #userhallie #userfaiths #userbaz #userisaiah #usercats #hope its okay to tag all yall lol #almost put ted and charlotte on here but she never used a gun she just like. punched him lol #*edits

[piedpip3rrr]

Dude this guy really does not like musicals

#starkid #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #paul matthews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #charlotte sweetly

[basilpaste]

the romances in hatchetfield fuck me up so bad like. every time. like youve got:

the most normal couple of all time, except one of them always seems to understand when the world is going to end and they inevitably are driven apart by something out of their control.

two grungy teens/young adults who will never get a happy ending so long as theyre together

a woman who everyone forgets and the man who falls in love with her every time he meets her again and again and again.

high school sweethearts haunted by their pasts and sometimes their futures, too.

a nerd and a 'cool kid', who just keep trying to sacrifice themselves for each other despite something interrupting them every time.

romance is not dead in hatchetfield! except for the fact that it usually ends up dying horribly and tragically.

#hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday starkid #nightmare time #do i really want to tag all these characters? wugh not really. #honorable mention: ted and charlotte who are tragic in a way i cant really put into words because theyre equally fucked up.

[yourlocalabomination]

Time bastard, You got some place else to be?

#can’t believe the first piece of serious starkid fanart Iv done in 4 years is of a man who canonically has a P hub premium account #can you tell I have no idea how to do dramatic lighting? it was done purely on vibes and bullshit #anyway this took like 6 days so any love you show it would be highly appreciated x #btw the person obscured by the cube is Charlotte - she’s still there in spirit #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #tinky #t’noy karaxis #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #tgwdlm starkid #tgwdlm fanart #starkid #starkid fanart #team starkid #time bastard #starkid time bastard #nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #time bastard nightmare time #hatchetfield #hatchetfield universe #hatchetverse #nmt #nmt2 #nightmare time 2 #joey richter #fanart #my art

[jimjamjomjum]

Call me back when you get this.

#Quick whatever you do don’t think about Charlotte #on the night of the Honey Festival #leaving a message for Ted because she hasn’t heard from Sam since that morning #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #fanart #nightmare time season 2 #nightmare time #nmt2 #charlotte sweetly #my art #charted #sam sweetly #ted spankoffski

[theziggystardustt]

the beanies employees call each other bitch during shifts.

emma has to check the rota pretty much day to find out Bitch #4’s actual name.

#max jagerman #richie lipschitz #homeless guy #hannah foster #zoey chambers #nora beanie #stephanie lauter #emma perkins #grace chasity #charlotte sweetly #paul matthews #girl jeri #ted spankoffski #wilbur cross #boy jerry #ruth fleming #hatchetverse #starkid

[ohnoitsjetster]

Alright. This may be a controversial opinion but Paul is not the Wet Cat character of Hatchetfield. Neither is Ted, neither is Richie. No it doesn’t matter that Paul is an actual cat. Nor does it matter that Ted went through hell and back a thousand times then realized he lost his house keys. Nor does it matter that Richie talks like that. Because wet cathood is about a very specific vibe. And not even Jon Matteson’s big sad eyes can earn him top spot because he’s not Starkid’s only pair of big sad “buy them brown contacts” blue eyes. That’s right, In this essay I will explain how Charlotte Sweetly is THE true Wet Cat of Hatchetfield …

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid black friday #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #saying stuff #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #richie lipschitz #charlotte sweetly #wet cat

[rentumblsstuff]

#starkid #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #emma perkins #bill woodward #mr davidson #professor henry hidgens #professor hidgens #charlotte sweetly #melissa starkid #pokotho

[ssszlami]

hatchetfield as onion articles :)

i will never get sick of these

#hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #sherman young #bill woodward #melissa tgwdlm #ted spankoffski #ezekiel perkys buds #paul matthews #ken davidson #sam sweetly #charlotte sweetly #boy jerry #girl jeri #linda monroe #officer bailey

[charlottesweetly]

sorry for bullying charlotte but....

#tgwdlm #paul matthews #charlotte sweetly #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #my art #starkid #ted #charlotte #bill #paul #also sorry for making paul look like a wet cat. but. #what if i told you this was a bit from thyme bastard #less of a bit because its meant to make you look back on it like “oh shit.” #but still #anway thats that the T and the B on her book stand for

[getyourpoisonedcupofcoffee]

okay wait regarding my last post,,

Should I attempt to draw them? (Ted and Charlotte)

#tgwdlm #ted and charlotte #tedlotte #charted #bittersweetly #sweetkoffski

[blondephenobarbitol]

in tgwdlm when Hidge tells the group to sing the beginning of moana, Paul is the only one who knows it. Like, they're all singing but Emma is joining halfway through each sentence and Ted is just jumping in with "ho ho" and Bill has made up an entirely new song.

it's actually really funny to watch them each individually so I captioned the video but also why does Paul know it???

#and while this is happening charlotte and sam are laying dead on the floor #gotta love theater #hatchetfield #starkid #team starkid #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #paul matthews #jon matteson #ted spankoffski #joey richter #emma perkins #lauren lopez #bill woodward #coreydorris

[isogenderskitty]

sorry i can’t work tomorrow i have to think about ted holding charlotte & pete’s hands at the end of black friday for the rest of my life

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #black friday #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #charlotte sweetly #charted #spankoffski bros #goat bros #spankoffskis

[its-short-for-jackalope]

no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (3/3)

...alrighty thats all of em!!! this has been the magic of adhd hyperfocus! my brain is fried now

#jack jabbers #hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield memes #incorrect quotes #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday musical #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #paul matthews #lex foster #ted spankoffski #charlotte sweetly #charted #max jägerman #wilbur cross #infected!paul #emma perkins #linda monroe #gary goldstein

[scripted-downfall]

I know that, in canon, the Latte Hatte is Zoey, but my headcanon is that Ted is actually referring to Nora because he's a pathetic wet cat of a man with a Type. There is no actual "Latte Hatte" because everyone just imagines whichever of the three Beanie's workers they like and rolls with it.

Ted's goes "ah, yeah, the Latte Hatte (Nora)" and Paul nods sagely "indeed, the Latte Hatte (Emma)" while Bill's like "Don't talk that way about her (Zoey); she reminds me of my daughter!"

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #latte hatte #ted spankoffski #nora beanie #zoey chambers #emma perkins #paul matthews #beanies #charlotte sweetly #charted