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ssszlami · 2 months

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hatchetfield as onion articles :)

i will never get sick of these

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theziggystardustt · 3 months

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Headcanons below!

Linda has a wardrobe of clothes she’s never even touched. It’s just there.

Ted desperately tries to message Jenny but she changed her number years ago.

Emma dyes Richie‘s hair blue every other month. Paul tries not to watch- the sight of dye mixture in hair makes him feel extremely uncomfortable.

Before Paul, Emma would go to the clubs with Zoey on most Friday nights- they hate eachothers guts but are kinda okayish friends.

Max dreams about fist fighting god.

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thelightwillbreakthrough · 2 months

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happy international women’s day to all my favorite ladies including: baristas who love weed, incredibly stressed out office workers, cult leading karens, psychic autistic tweens, girls who hate their retail jobs, nurses who have killed two people, alt girls down bad for tiny nerds, sex-obsessed lighting techs, deeply unhinged fundamentalists, executive assistants who moonlight as serial killers, ghosts possessing their husband’s cars, camp counselors with dark secrets, serial-killing Boy Moms(TM), retro diner owning witches, and british nobles who are secretly monsterfuckers.

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cherrieguroo · 3 months

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bunch of melissa images wueueuehee

#hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetverse #hey melissa #melissa hatchetfield #nmt hey melissa #melissa tgwdlm #i have more but you guys are gonna have to wait 🫸🫷

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littlesilentrebel · 5 months

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ok so we know the headcanon that bill and paul went to school together right?

yea thats not possible.

because

BILL IS TWELEVE FUCKING YEARS OLDER THAN PAUL. HES 43. PAUL IS 31.

TED IS 35. CHARLOTTE IS 34.

WHAT THE FUCK. PAUL IS THE YOUNGEST.

wait

how old is melissa-

her age is non existent

#bill woodward #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #charlotte sweetly #melissa #melissa tgwdlm #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #what the fuck #bill is 12 years older than paul #tw caps

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ace7librarian · 5 days

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Melissa and Woman are in love.

#pit stop in hatchetfield #starkid #team starkid #melissa tgwdlm #woman nmt #hatchetfeild #nightmare time #rambling in librarian

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nerdyprudesmuststim · 27 days

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melissa & charlotte stimboard !

⛧ with cat & baking stims !

☾ rq'd by anon !

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#melissa #hey melissa!#charlotte sweetly #melissa tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #cats #cake #baking #cake pop #starkid #team starkid #stimboard #stim #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nightmare time

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kairithemang0 · 5 days

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Oh no. Oh no is Roman Melissa's new dog? Oh no

WHY ARE ALL THE JON CHARACTERS MELISSA'S PETS???

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #roman murray #melissa tgwdlm #jon matteson #hatchetfield death match 2

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itinabe · 7 months

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The Melissa slander in this livestream. God forbid women do anything.

#starkid #starkid productions #dikrats #hatchetfield #Melissa tgwdlm #hey Melissa #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals

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hatchet-handle · 11 days

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#op #hey melissa #hey melissa!#melissa tgwdlm #ted spankoffski #hatchetfield memes

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starcanwrecked-confessions · 19 days

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I would let Melissa keep me as her cat because she's pretty

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #hey melissa #melissa tgwdlm

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fnafgamer4373 · 2 months

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Hey, I like you! -tells you about all of my personal Melissa headcanons-

I love Melissa with all my heart, she's my favorite background character ever. However (to me personally, don't come at me with the black dagger), I don't count "Hey Melissa!" canon in my personal universe. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a murderous woman with a blazer, but I don't like the idea of Melissa being a murderer in EVERY universe 😭 breaks my heart. SO. HERE ARE ALL OF MY MELISSA HEADCANONS!

Name: Melissa Riley-Faith

Pronouns: She/Her

Gender: Cisgender female

Sexuality: Unlabeled

Mental illness: Depression

Family: Shitty mom she doesn't talk to named Alison, and her cat Cassie

Height: 5'6

Age: 31

- Melissa loves doing photography, mostly of nature

- She's been best friends with Charlotte for 15 long years, because I refuse to think they aren't close friends

- She has a lot of candles. I can just see it-

- Melissa doesn't drive, so she walks to work with Charlotte. Even when she's not going to work, she mostly walks everywhere. She loves going for walks

- Passive Aggressive Mel my beloved

- As a little nod to "Hey Melissa!", She makes a lot of dark jokes, just has a dark sense of humor

- She isn't exactly a light weight, but don't give her too much to drink either unless you wanna deal with either a very emotional Melissa or a very energetic Melissa

- She has two different colored eyes, mostly because when I first saw her I couldn't tell if her eyes were green or brown. SO SHE HAS BOTH (you can see it in my artwork actually)

- 100% listens to Lady Gaga, prove me wrong I dare you

(TW for the next few HCs, talking about depression, abuse, and self harm)

- Melissa has self harm scars from her past, and she isn't afraid to show them off

- Her father died when she was 14, and because of this she was mentally abused by her mother. She moved out when she was almost 20 years old, and hasn't really spoken with her mom since

- Melissa tends to go through depressive episodes, having times where she can't even get out of bed. Charlotte has known about this for a long time, and is always looking out for her

- She used to be friends with Sam, but after seeing how he treats Charlotte, she despises him

- Call me crazy for this, but I can see her and Mr. Davidson having a father daughter relationship. It's the same with Bill and Mel, but it's more commonly seen with Mr. Davidson

- She used to have a crush on Paul (much like in canon), but when she learned that he loved Emma, she eventually lost feelings, and now they're all friends

- Melissa, Emma, Charlotte, Piper (OC), Alexa (OC),Harper (OC), and Sawyer (OC) are all a girl group because it's funny to me and my bestie

- She doesn't have a strong opinion on coffee, but she normally has a lot of milk in it

- While she isn't BIG on musicals, one of her favorites is RENT

- Melissa is pretty expressive, like if you tell her the most out of pocket shit you can tell she's shocked

- She loves talking to her cat, Cassie, as if she were an actual person. She does this with all of Charlotte's cats too (Charlotte has cats. If you disagree, fight me [I'm kidding please don't.])

- She has a lot of videos saved on her phone, and most of them is just chaos happening around the office

- While we don't see her on screen long enough to see how she got infected in TGWDLM, I do have an idea: She was originally going to escape with Charlotte, Bill, and Ted, but she was found by Mr. Davidson before she could get away

- Shocked I haven't mentioned this one, but she has an upsidedown heart shaped birthmark on her thigh

- Melissa is 100% ambidextrous, and I refuse to think otherwise

#hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield universe #tgwdlm #melissa #melissa tgwdlm #hatchetverse #hatchetfield headcanon #headcanons

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theziggystardustt · 4 months

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