𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖈! || Team Craig with a human dictionary / random facts friend in their group!
note ;; age stays as canon.
okay, first of all, they sometimes get concerned about your random facts.
like really concerned.
I mean, y’all can be calmly chilling in the back of the reccess playground and then out of nowhere you go like :
“did you know that in the French Revolution the aristocrats condemned to the guillotine fought each other to see who would go first because they knew that after three or four times the guillotine wasn’t going to cut their heads off at the first try?” you said as if nothing (and out of nowhere) as you calmly played with a stick to try and get the ants to climb to it.
“d-d-ud-de that’s mes-s-sed up-p!” Jimmy said while looking at you with raised eyebrows.
“THEY- ACK- WHAT?!?!? GAH-!!” Tweek started panicking as Craig rolled his eyes at you and took Tweek’s hand to try and calm him down.
“😰😭” Clyde making sobbing noises in the background.
“uh... okay...?” Token said while raising a confused eyebrow at you before shrugging and going back to do whatever on his phone.
Nah but other than that they’re really chill about your human dictionary persona.
They sometimes even appreciate it I may say!
Like, it’s really cool you can tell them the difference inbetween the basil and parsley so they don’t mess up the shopping lol.
Craig is very into your personality (not in a romantic way), it is very interesting to him the way your brain can retain so much useful information.
He really likes the way you calmly explain to Tweek the words he doesn’t understand in the homework so he doesn’t start freaking out.
Clyde gets all whinny and pouty when you correct him in something he said, even if it’s in a genuine way and not in a mocking one!, he is kinda jealous of how you know so many more things that him!
Tweek, even though gets really freaked out by your random facts when they’re not that random and more like- gory / scary, really appreciates your human dictionary capacities, even though one time he punched you in the face after you corrected him on the Gnome’s thing because he was very nervous and stressed that day.
He apologised a ton after it, though.
Jimmy likes your personality too, and loves the look on your face when his jokes have some words that the kids are not used to but you know them and you both start bursting in laughter while everyone is like : ‘bro what 🤨’.
Your random facts when not scary or that strange are also kind of helpful to the group, like- do you have any idea how you saved Clyde’s life after randomly saying ‘hey guys, did you know that the oleander is poisonous?’
CRAIG NEVER RAN SO FAST IN HIS LIFE-
like- you were like ‘wha- wait, what did I do now? 🥲?’ while Token was praying mentally as Craig violently dragged Clyde away from the oleander that he dared him to eat a leaf of for 10 bucks in an internal panic. lol.
do not 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖑 nor 𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙 my work || fanarts are welcome and appreciated !
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Hey guys! I’ve got something REALLY cool in the works! It’s an interactive series! I’ll be hopefully posting the first part and explanation later tonight or tomorrow! Hope you enjoy 💕💕
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