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new meme just dropped

#this is literally just me sitting on my couch when Stephen's show comes on lmao #stephen colbert #the late show #the late show with stephen colbert #the colbert report #lssc #late night #meme #strike force memes #strike force five

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#god this was so good #the chaos of conan o'brien #honestly he did much better than i thought he would up until the end 💀 #sean evans #conan o'brien #hot ones #conan #team coco #conan o'brien needs a friend #conan o'brien must go #meme #late night

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Can't wait to add Conan to this on April 11th LET'S FUCKING GO GANG

Hot Ones: Strike Force Edition

Kimmel: *passive aggressive harmonica noises*

John: *contemplating every choice he's ever made*

Seth: *ascending*

#will never be normal about this #conan #conan o'brien #conan o'brien must go #conan o'brien needs a friend

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

#literally me #unrelated to my usual antics

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God I miss craig ferguson

#relatable #come back to me my love please i beg you #craig ferguson #the late late show

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Jon Stewart being adorable.

#it's jonposting time again #jon stewart #the daily show #the daily show with jon stewart #the problem with jon stewart #the jon stewart show

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Jon stewart is literally five apples tall <3

He's my special little guy

#jon stewart #my beloved #anon ask #the daily show #the daily show with jon stewart #the problem with jon stewart #the jon stewart show #meme

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low quality conan o'brien edit. thank you.

#just lost my mind thank you gray #that's our babygirl right there #APRIL 18TH HURRY THE FUCK UP #conan o'brien #conan #conan o'brien needs a friend #conan o'brien must go

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where'd you get the pfp? 👀

I made it myself 😎

#anon ask #with the help of the picsart app lmao #and a few screenshots

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Conan admitting that he struggles to interview Paul McCartney because he can't stop staring at his hands and then following it up with "because those are the hands he uses to open a bag of doritos" alsdfhkdja

#HELP #conan o'brien

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John Oliver as ‘Man from the BBC’ on My Hero, 2001

#DAWWWW #john oliver

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Johnny Olivzoi

#borzoi john borzoi john borzoi-- #compelled to make this image by god #john oliver #last week tonight #meme #late night #borzoi

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this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

#DICKBREATH THE MYSTERIOUS #stewart and oliver vibes

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My standards just went up by 20 

#just got stabbed in the heart 👍 #i love him #stephen colbert #the late show

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It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.

#bread

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#let me get my goddamn teeth in that chocolate box #unrelated to my usual antics

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today the tumblr trending page has taught me those late night hosts are some serious babygirls for some people. john oliver trending on the supernatural website can you believe it

#HELP