Question: which guys would make jaune go into a gay panic
There’s some caveats that need to be declared before I answer this
First of all, Jaune isn’t the most AWARE character, bless his heart. He’s actively flirted with people and not even noticed he’s doing it, which is for the best, cause when he actually TRIES he’s pretty abysmal at it
Second of all, Jaune has always struck me as similar to Blake, someone who has been aware that they’re bi for a while, in his case mostly thanks to having Saphron as a sister. So none of these characters would be a gay awakening for the boy
Caveats out of the way, let’s get to who I think would make him go 😳
Lie Ren, lets just get that one squared away. Especially when he lets his hair down in Mistral. Has Jaune going “boy pretty”
Marrow Amin. He’s like Jaune but if he was confident, plus he’s a little bit older. Kiddo is weak to the coffee wanting puppy dog eyes
Flynt Coal. He literally does the awkward bi peace sign at him when the guy suggests that they should party some time
He’s barely met Mercury, but probably also him. Boy is a sucker for confidence, what can I say
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Power of the And
80's movies week continues (Two-In-One Edition).
To stay true to Sword and Stone's soundtrack references, I can't resist throwing another OST this time from 1986, taken from the Gremlins riff Critters, into the cheerful movie round not without its raison d'être.
The simple, but by no means bad, contemporary and extremely catchy pop-rock earworm that we are talking about here doesn't really exist outside its own movie universe, but comes along with its own music video which is more or less interwoven into the plot of the movie and is therefore played often enough not to be forgotten so quickly. And what can I mean by that other than Power of the Night by Johnny Steele?
There is this small but succinct passage in Power of the Night, in which the last line of the chorus is melodically and dramatically prolonged, only for the last two words to be delivered with exaggerated masculine determination. The exact same description would also apply to a certain part in Sword and Stone.
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Interestingly, Power of the Night's verse lyrics are not entirely unrelated to those of Gene's While the City Sleeps on Animalize, to put it mildly. But this is probably due to the fact that both While the City Sleeps and Power of the Night know how to make the best use of pseudo-dramatic clichés that would do a ham actor a credit.
In the process, when two stereotypically composed songs collide, something like this can surely happen, but, admittedly, I still like Johnny Steele's much better.
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Sword and Stone (1986)
Power of the Night (1986)
While the City Sleeps (1984)
Power of the Night (1986)
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[audio description: a fast-paced acoustic song about Silver and Flint, with rough, aggressive guitar and dark, smooth vocals. lyrics below. end ad]
you're the eye of the squall
you're the gravity that makes the bodies fall
I am keeper of your name
I see what you've become and fear I'm destined to the same
sword and stone
you and I are never going home
left leg or right hand
I've seen the sea submit to your command
bloodlust in your eyes
your hope is buried right next to your prize
sword and stone
give me what's mine or I'm leaving here alone
be the bestial shadow on the wall
let the gentlemen imagine you with claws and fangs and ten feet tall
but your nightmare's running out
you've taught me too well— I'm the thing they're scared of now
sword and stone
don't make me pull the trigger on the best thing that I've ever known
you and I are never going home
you and I are never going home
you and I are never going home
you and I are never going home
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fellas does your boyfriend ever feel a little sad so you create an elaborate story that makes him think he's the chosen one from ye olde prophecies and you have everyone he's ever known stand around and clap for him
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Urs Fisher: Untitled (2003)
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Character concept: kindly old mentor figure who is scouring the land in search of The Chosen One to pull the sword from the stone. They find the kid destined to be king, whisk them away on a magical adventure full of lessons like "be a good sport" and "always see the best in people," and guide them to the stone.
The child pulls the sword out and immediately gets knifed in the ribs by their mentor, who takes the sword, hides the body, and gets declared the rightful king.
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Excalibur’s Geode № 45
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Possible redesigns of the guards!
Since they haven't done much in the past hundred years, im guessing they're pretty dusty in the creaks, poor Y/n has to deal with two large cats who see y/n as a toy
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I don’t make the rules
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Heartburn and Stoned
80's movies week.
In certain hardcore fan circles, Sword and Stone is often confused with Time Traveller, or rather Time Traveler with Sword and Stone. Incidentally, these are the same fans who, for example, also prefer to confuse All For the Glory with All For the Love of Rock N' Roll. No wonder, because after all Eric Singer sings both titles. Who wouldn't make such a faux pas? (1)
In the case of Sword and Stone, however, there is a direct reference to the OST of the 80s box office hit Rocky IV due to its great similarity to the beginning of Survivor's Burning Heart, which, tied to the strict idiocy alluded to above, makes Time Traveller preferable and not infrequently associated with training montages, although this title has more than little in common with the music taking place there and its zeitgeisty visualization. What else can I say?
Maybe you don't know what I'm talking about now, but believe me you will when it's over. You will when it's over!
Side Note:
(1) I can't keep track of two titles either.
Sword and Stone (1986)
Burning Heart (1985)
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[audio description: a slow, contemplative, pained song about Madi and Silver, played on piano. lyrics below. end ad]
you cast your gaze across the sea
searching for the ghost you made
you've spent all your bullets
you've laid down your blade
your head hangs heavy with the weight
you know that I once saw the best in you
a mind and tongue as sharp as glass and shining just the same
I wish you'd told me something that were true
the man who made the sky turn pink
and the water run red
you could tell anybody what to think
but never shared what was in your head
intoxicating as the sweetest drink
you held me precious in your bed
but the power of your disbelief
left our hands in shackles instead
maybe I was just too young
for a love that lit me up
and a battle hard-won
maybe it would have been enough
to settle for just one
maybe I wanted too much
a chorus of voices chose me to lead the fight
a chorus of voices entrusted me with their lives
you spoke too loud
you were too proud
have you thought about
what could have happened if we had been right?
I thought we would change the world
standing side by side
along the way you lost your nerve
you looked at me and lied
they called you "king" 'til you believed
it was your place to decide
and now even if the man still breathes
someone you loved has died
I see the way it aches in you
I see the shipwreck you've turned into
sitting somber on the sand
do you regret giving the command?
you may not ever understand
I may not ever understand
your head hangs heavy with the weight
you know that I once saw the best in you
how can I reach out to take hold of you again
if you're never really there and my hand just passes through?
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SuperbOwl Day!!!!
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This was supposed to just be a rough sketch, but then I started getting really invested in it.
I hadn't initially intended to include so many picture book characters, but the nostalgia was overwhelming. Does anyone remember the animated short films produced by Weston Woods? My local library used to have a bunch of them on the Scholastic VHS tapes from the late 90s. (I know some shorts were released on the Children's Circle VHS tapes back in the 80s (🎶 Come on along! Come on along! Join the caravan!), and some were packaged in Sammy's Story Shop in 2008.)
Characters:
Max, from Where the Wild Things Are, written and illustrated by Maurice Sendak
Peter, from The Snowy Day, written and illustrated by Ezra Jack Keats
Brother Bear and Sister Bear, from The Berenstain Bears series, written and illustrated by Stan and Jan Berenstain
Pooh and Piglet, from the Winnie-the-Pooh books, by A. A. Milne, illustrated by E. H. Shepard
Owen, from Owen, written and illustrated by Kevin Henkes.
Mouse, from If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, by Laura Joffe Numeroff, illustrated by Felicia Bond
Louis, from The Trumpet of the Swan, by E. B. White
Mr. Toad, from The Wind in the Willows, by Kenneth Grahame, based on the illustrations by E. H. Shepard
Mr. Tumnus, from The Chronicles of Narnia series, by C. S. Lewis
Pippi and Mr. Nilsson, from the Pippi Longstocking books, by Astrid Lindgren
Willy Wonka, from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, by Roald Dahl, based on the illustrations by Quentin Blake
Matilda, from Matilda, by Roald Dahl, based on the illustrations by Quentin Blake (with an homage to the Mara Wilson movie)
Peter Pan and Tinker Bell, from Peter Pan, by J. M. Barrie
Merlin and Archimedes, from The Sword in the Stone, by T. H. White, based on the illustrations by Dennis Nolan
Pinocchio, from Pinocchio, by Carlo Collodi, based on the illustrations by Enrico Mazzanti
Alice, White Rabbit, and Cheshire Cat, from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll, illustrated by John Tenniel
Rupert Bear, from the Rupert stories, created by Mary Tourtel and continued by Alfred Bestall, John Harrold, Stuart Trotter, and others.
Arthur Read, from the Arthur series, written and illustrated by Marc Brown
Tin Woodman and Scarecrow, from the Land of Oz series, by L. Frank Baum, based on the illustrations by W. W. Denslow and John R. Neill
The Cat in the Hat, from The Cat in the Hat, written and illustrated by Dr. Seuss
a frog on a flying lily pad, from Tuesday, written and illustrated by David Wiesner
Charlotte, from Charlotte's Web, by E. B. White
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