#stupid ass fucking bug stupid bug stupid

[kayrllylikesblitzwing]

I wanted to post my oc strobe tonight but I realized that DESPITE being my second ever tf oc not only does she not have a full reference design sheet but she doesn’t even have any UNFINISHED SKETCHES of her BY HERSELF so here’s some shitposts and animatic things that have her I love strobe

ALSO BLITZWING IS IN THIS POST YAY trust me HES IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!! also I drew Blitzwing differently in the video because that animatic is OLD. AS. BALLS. I changed how I draw him a while ago after I saw this AMAZING design of him

Anyway here’s all you need to know about Stroeb I can’t give lore because my mutual rp friends follow me and they aren’t allowed to know yet :(

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Strobe is a joke character but she did make my friend cry for like 2 days when she died in rp so I guess she does have an impact or something LOLOL

STrobe is a super romantic high-energy FIEND who hates other women and wants to be One Of The Boys. Though she lacks common sense and a filter, she’s actually pretty intelligent when it comes to math, engineering, health science— all that jazz. Not very good in the English department though…

Strobe is known for getting in people’s business and holding grudges. If you wronged her once, even if it was megacycles ago, she still remembers it and is still plotting how to get back at you. And since she’s so nosy and curious and knows how to ask around and get good information, she knows exactly how to ruin your day… OR LIFE!!!! Maybe not that dramatic maybe not life but emotionally she’s pretty angry all the time lol

All in all basically a very unstable pick-me-girl who will have a vendetta against if you identify as a woman or instantly want to marry you if you’re a guy. She loves men btw she loves men a LOT…. Specifically BLITZWING… but it’s not mutual LOL

To elaborate on that random fact (and to explain why Blitzwing is in every SINGLE DRAWING) Strobe is compleeeeetely in love with Blitzwing and follows him around really wants him to like her but Blitzwing is too busy watching football and eating veiner schnitzel or something to notice idfk. Blitzwing really sees her as like a semi-annoying younger sister than a girlfriend (and plus I lowkey headcanon Blitzwing is just asexual + aromantic leaning in general THATS MY HOT TAKE he’d rather sing nursery rhymes and kill people than hold someone’s hand!!!) so would never date her she gets friendzoned constantly

(I also headcanon random is gender fluid I DONT KNOW WHERE ELSE TO PUT THIS headcanon But It’s here LOL ANYWAY)

ALSO I should probably end this with saying IN THE Little toddler phone thing with the stupid bugs and blitzwing the pink bug is NOT strobe’s child that is her clone. Very long story. But she has a clone. The clone’s name is chitter and she is a very sweet little baby who has gotten kidnapped at least 3 times so far in the rp she’s in Oops

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ive had someone ask before if chitter was blitzwing and strobe’s child and the answer is No! but the more I look a chitter especially when she’s colored in the more I realize she does look like it….

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#maccadam #tf idw oc #tf oc #tf rp #transformers #transformers oc #transformers original character #transformers roleplay #insecticon #stupid ass fucking bug stupid bug stupid #strobe is my favorite oc guys #because she’s like an anti Mary Sue everything goes wrong for her #everyone HATES HER #she has NO FRIENDS #BLITZWING doesn’t LOVE HER #everything goes WRONG FOR HER #and she always DIES #SHE HAS NOT SURVIVED ONCE… #major L strobe

[wizardsix]

astarion stans who refuse to try befriending or even romancing anyone else are the most annoying mfs. "I only romance astarion I just can't relate to the other stories" really? you can't relate to gales deep self loathing? his deep love and loyalty for those he cares about? you can't relate to wylls kind heart and desire to always do good, even if it means he's miserable? can't relate to shadowheart blindly following a god, only to learn the truth and reinvent herself? you can't relate to lae'zel or karlach who were lied to and used as weapons their whole lives, but continue to push on even when they're scared? you can't relate to the overarching theme of authority vs autonomy???

it's not difficult, it's just people refusing to appreciate and explore the game to its fullest bc their manipulative sexy vampire is all they need(something astarion actually loathes being seen as btw). but ok, you can be boring and do whatever you want, but don't lie and say the other stories are bad, because they're not. it's simply a lack of media literacy and critical thinking. because to you, if a character doesn't tell you point blank that they're aware of their situation, it's bad writing. missing the entire point that victims don't always realize the situation they're in. keep in mind astarion and karlach are the only ones who got away from their abusers, which is why they tell you clearly and confidently about what happened to them, fully aware that it was abuse. whereas the others give only their tunnel visioned perspective and speak highly of their deity(not caring about themselves, wish to appease them for something in return).

don't get me wrong (seriously, if I see one person misunderstand me I'm going to lose it) astarion is a good character, but people who only like him need to stop acting like he's the only complex and well written one. stop crying when people with brains call you out for being weird about his ascended ending. the game isn't about him. at least try and show some respect to those who worked hard on the game. make an oc and try new things, i promise the fictional vampire won't care if you don't romance him one run. have a drink with shadowheart, dance with wyll, go to a restaurant w karlach, maybe then you'll calm down.

#this isn't astarion slander this is a critical post against his annoying ass fans #if this post offends you then youre exactly who im talking about. use your brains. i want people to appreciate larians hard work #idk man i just dont understand people who play heavily choice based games and don't try different things #again dear god do not get me wrong. play how you want. its the people that literally lie about characters that irritate me #'gales full of himself/lae'zel is mean/wyll is boring' tell me your brain is full of holes w/o telling me #also. shocking. but youre allowed to dislike or be neutral on characters but at least try to see their story and give a Valid reason why #no 'gale was toxic to mystra' doesn't count bc thats a blatant lie. and him forcefully triggering romance stuff is a bug. try again #the thing is too i just know this chaos is caused by dragon age stans that migrated to baldur's gate bc the next game is gonna fucking tank #cant keep their stupidity in the da fanbase it seems #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 spoilers #six speaks #also im not saying every stories writing is perfect bc not even astarions is perfect. i have criticism for all of them #but at their core they succeed in delivering the themes mentioned above

[trianglekisser]

what if........i was a zombie.........in real life................and it was COOL.........................

#go listen to oh my goth by aurelio voltaire and cemetery girl by icp and youll know what was going through my head making this. btw #yes im kinposting on main you guys are going to have to live with my stupid rotten ass talking about the dumpster fire that is my identity #anyways guess who figured out theyre a zombie!!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁 #im surprised i only figured this out now ive been pretending to be one since i was a kid #ok im talking about this drawing now this is actually for real what i would look like if i spontaneously got zombified. #except without the bugs i felt like that would be too much both for me to draw and for other people to look at #needless to say i look cool as fuck. 👍 #my art #otherkin #zombiekin #zombie #blood #gore #<- kind of . i dont wanna risk it lol

[whereismyhat5678]

*Ehem*

HEARYE HEARYE‼️‼️‼️ 🔔🗣️🔔🗣️🔔🗣️🔔🗣️

CALLING UPON DEAREST MUTUAL OUR BRILLIANCE OUR EXTRAVAGANT @marclef

THOU ARTIST HAT HAS BROUGHT THOU ART TRADE FOR YOU.

SHE ONLY WISHES YOU THE BEST AND HOPES YOU LIKE THOU DEAR TRADE.

NOW WE PROUDLY PRESENT:

*INTENSE COUGHING WHEEZING*

Fuck my throat- WE HOPE DEAR @marclef LIKES THOU TRADE. WE HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON AND HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL OF DAYS.

-SINCERELY

whereismyhat5678 👁️💖👁️

#*COUGH COUGH WHEEZE* Gosh my fucking throat- *WHEEZE* #God I can’t do this job anymore my throat is killing me! #My doctor appointment is in- JANUARY?? I can’t wait that long I can barely speak!! #Stupid royal Hat making me do this- *scoff* My throat can’t function my fucking god- #*SHOVES GUY OUT OF THE WAY* EYHM EVERYONE SHE IS HERE #Eyhm is SO frickin’ cute I loved drawing this little goober 🤲💗💞💕💓💖 #Also hope the shading looks alright because I think it looks a bit odd but it’s alright 🤷‍♀️ Just hope you like it tho 🫶🫶 #Also SORRY for that weird ass calling my news man says his throats been bugging him #But then again he’s just here. I have to pay him by the end of this month 😒 Hope he doesn’t argue about how poorly I paid him again #Sheesh- 🙄 #Hope you have a wonderful day Marclef!! #Eyhm #Art trade 🎉🎉🎊🎊 #NOT MY CHARACTER ❌❌

[graveyardmouth]

idk i just feel like the fact that trump being reelected would be awful doesnt mean we cant put pressure on biden? some of you dumbasses are genuinely refusing to at alllllllll push for biden to idk. stop aiding fucking genocide bc "ohhh trump would be worse" like yes trump would be worse we all fucking know that but refusing to do anything in the face of genocide is incredibly fucking stupid

#this is why i hate liberals. just left enough to hate trump but not left enough to idk. stop fucking supporting genocide #because thats what pledging support to biden does lol. he sees that and knows that hes fine to keep going because you stupid cunts are #terrified to rock the boat. how the hell do you guys think youre forming your anarchist commune when you cant even a little bit disagree #with genocide #bug shut up #sorryyy just. saw a stupid ass take

[yharnamsnewslug]

You're gonna shit on overwatch while playing literally any game at all lol all videogame companies abuse their employees, there's no way to consume ethically any videogames!! Also why do you care just stop playing overwatch then

It's my FUCKING JOB, you dumb cunt.

SuperGiant doesn't abuse their staff. Tequila Works doesn't abuse their staff. Most of the game industry doesn't abuse their fucking staff and YOU and all you stupid ass Overwatch players paying 60 bucks for a game with updated lights with the same fucking maps (which, you can't even fucking SEE with those new fancy ass fucking lights) and NORMALIZING that "all companies abuse their workers in the industry" is MY fucking problem.

BECAUSE I'M IN THE INDUSTRY!!! AND I ALREADY GAVE UP ON IT IN 2019, MOVED AWAY, WAS MISERABLE, THEN CAME BACK TO MY COUNTRY TO FIGHT FOR MY DREAM OF MODELING FOR VIDEOGAMES AND MAKING VIDEOGAMES.

Fuck you. Seriously, FUCK you. You don't give a shit about devs, like most of the players. Go suck corporate cock and leave me alone.

#ask #anon #stupid ass motherfucker #my friend Paula was fucking sexually harrassed by her boss #she had to leave #and now she has a much better fucking job because theres???? decent fucking people in this world??? #or well you know what? we'll just stop making games!!! done!!! #here :) #have your Call of Duty 63 ridden with bugs #completely unplayable :)))) #or your Fifa 95 #or the next Skyrim Remaster #here #have only AAA games #and eat it with my fucking foot on the side

[peachybuggames]

sooo ive finally gotten around to (binge) playing bug fables after years of knowing of/having it and ive made it very far in!!! like 32+ hours im (minimal/very vauge spoiler ahead) just past the giants lair, actually! speaking of the giants lair, i just have ooone statement when it comes to it:

what the FUCK what the actual FUCK!!!!!

#bug fables #somewhat spoiler-y rants below here be warned #anyways warnings aside #WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUUUCKKK #WHY DID IT BECOME A HORROR GAME ALL OF THE SUDDEN WHAT THE SHITTT #FELT LIKE I STARTED PLAYIN L1TTLE N1GHTMARES OR SOME SHIT WHEN THOSE EYES POPPED UP #one fucking CLIPPED ME and made me fight that stupid spider thing and i gasped so hard i almost choked #like when i saw maki was fighting with us i was at first like 'yay omg maki wahoo yippee 😁😁😁' #then exactly two seconds later i went 'wait a minute 😅😅 why do we need maki here 🙂🙂'and then continued to get my ass beat for 20 minutes #anyways that area is spectacular 10/10 i am NEVER going back #if there's like hidden really good items \_'-'_/ oh well too bad im not gettin em /lhlh #i hate sleeping I wanna play more neow #but also im really close to the end of the game and like. no :( i don't wanna be done :(( I wanna go on more adventures :((( #s okay tho after this i get to chug that Fandom Juice w/o fear of spoilers #and ofc i still got things to do in game #handful of side quests. loose ends to tie up. boss rushes to complete #so i get to keep my silly little bug friends for a bit longer :)))

[tobbogan-13]

its crazy how a 2 inch insect has me crying, unable to sleep, and feeling threatened for my life

#ITS IN MY FUCKING BED #SO I GO TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH AND THERES ONE IN THE KITCHEN SINK #I think theres an infestation in our pipes #but every little scratch tickle #tiny dark thing makes me jump #i legitamtley stood in one place not moving for an hour just paralyzed #then i thought it went away so i turned around and it was ON MY FUCKING BED #being on the floor or on the celings or walls or in the sinks or on the counts is one thing #BUT ITS ON MY FUCKING BED #im scared to to like be in my house because of this stupid ass bug #why did my brain decided to be deathly afraid od cockroaches #roaches #cockroaches #insects #phobia #phobias #fear #vent #venting #rant

[leofrith]

acv hate on my dash and i can't even be mad about it because they make some good points 😶

#like yes it was extremely fucking weird to have us play as a viking with all the violence that entails #while conveniently sidestepping any real consequences for that violence or contending with the results of that violence #because you're too afraid that lingering on it for too long might make your protag look bad #it's like they suddenly decided that their audience is too stupid to deal with moral ambiguity. in the moral ambiguity franchise. #this is once again drifting towards my forever argument that making these games rpgs was a mistake #or rather making these games *half-assed* rpgs was a mistake #and weakens the narrative bc there's never any meaningful follow through for any decisions #including some of the decisions that we the player don't even get to make ourselves #like i think having a set narrative would eliminate a lot of the problems with this game's writing #because they clearly weren't willing to take the rpg elements all the way #also just... make it smaller. there's too many arcs and too many diversions from the main narrative #which while a lot of them admittedly have some fun character moments they probably should not have been required to advance the main story #and with no mission replay or ng+ it's just so prohibitive to replay unless you're like me (deeply mentally ill and in love with eivor) #the point being that dissonance has always bugged me about this game. i could fix her i could fix her i could fix her #anyway. hi i'm gonna go do that ask game now ajdgjhdsf #the nerve pain last night was making it difficult to be on the computer. tbh it also is right now but we soldier on 🫠 #ky posts text #ac.txt

[jothemouse]

me. everyday. bc people literally just be yappin at me.

#fed UP wit customers today #literally getting me in trouble bc they're so fucking dumb #some pushy ads couple ended up getting me in trouble by talking at me about some stupid as shii and making me give 'em reward points #ok but fr #these people start talking at me like i've got three heads bc they didn't tell me they were recycling ink/toner #(lo and behold it's not even toner i can actually take from them) #(AND im only supposed to give them ten recycling credits) #but these pushy ass bitches just keep yapping at me about getting their rewards #god i hope i can wait on them next time they're in and give them a big smiling bugs bunny No. #bc FUCK. YOU.🖕🖕🖕 #mice can draw #my art #artists on tumblr

[nabsthevulture]

Being chubby slaps and no one is going to change my mind

My body is good

#after my surgery im going to be so comfortable man and my weight isnt going to bug me very much #like i said id like to lose a little bit of weight but im not like freaking out about it #good shit #love body positivity #fuck my chest tho im so fucking sick of these stupid ass things and im so glad that theyre going away soon #dl #idle chatter

[thepictoblr]

Absolutely insane line of thought process is keeping me up tonight from sheer anxiety and its like how do u explain to anyone that some niche beef on the fucking internet has left u remembering one of the most harrowing experiences of ur life

#anyway james if u ever see this i hope u know that youre insane and not in a funny silly endearing way #but in a 'holy shit get a therapist' way #in a 'how fucking dare you make the most foul out of left field assumptions' #'about my private life. about my own experiences' #'to try get a stupid leg up about how much you really hate a fucking stupif ass fighting game character' #fun fact- u LITERALLY share the name of one of my abusive step siblings #who left me traumatized even now #how fucking DARE you envoke ur own abuse and trauma #to justify being a foul piece of shit to anyone who dares breathe in the same space as u who likes a fucking dumb ass #fictional man who isnt real #as if ur the only guy on earth whose ever dealt with familial abuse #youre fucking INSANE #get HELP #this shouldnt even bug me cause its such a stupid fucking thing to be mad about #but ig in that regard im no better than you

[achilleslyre]

ugh at least kinktober reveals the worst of ppl i did nawt want to see that shit wtfffff

#from a mutual i’ve talked to before too……. #there’s like three things that cross the line and yeah ! that’s it ! #i love the block button <3 #this is literally why i don’t fuck with itachi stans can’t have shit here #can’t a single on of them not be a nasty ass person #fuck my stupid baka life can’t have shit in nrt fandom #jitter bugs u

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

RUNS ONTO A LANDMINE

#okay the test went fine i think but. STUPID FUCKING LYGUS BUG I HATE YOUR ASSSSSSSSSS AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING MOUTHPARTS!!!!!!! #also. hell on earth. i studied so much on enzymes the last quiz and there was NOTHING on them #so i didnt really study them this time. and look whose ass decides to show up…. -_-…….

[getouuu]

The kpop store where I saw my ex friend, where I met a mutual for the first time but actually ended up disliking her and blocking (there’s a longer story to this) is trending on Tiktok cause a white guy everyone wants to smash works there and I’m feeling so 🧍🏻‍♀️..that store was cursed i tell you so cursed.

#it was after a nct concert so everyone and their old ass grandma were in there #it was small as fuck and took two hours just for her to buy stupid ass albums #while I was staring at random idols faces while my mind is screaming at me to get out before I throw this awful bug of taeyong #at some random bitch head #MUG*

[infinityonimmortals]

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#i go outside to draw and run from bugs but this stupid motherfucker just has to come and slink around like a fucking rabid sloth #yknow what i do when i piss on someones mood? i leave em the fuck alone talk about my shitty fucking vibe tweedle dee wont shut the fuck up! #goddamn be looks like an oompa loompa got caught in the taffy pulling machine goofy lanky ass #you do NOT need to be included in anything i do fucking weirdo go be parasocial with your 'people' not w/people who DONT WANT YOU #grey rocking is so fucking hard i thought i was good at it but apparently not #LEAVE ME BE