#BLITZWING doesn’t LOVE HER

[kayrllylikesblitzwing]

I wanted to post my oc strobe tonight but I realized that DESPITE being my second ever tf oc not only does she not have a full reference design sheet but she doesn’t even have any UNFINISHED SKETCHES of her BY HERSELF so here’s some shitposts and animatic things that have her I love strobe

ALSO BLITZWING IS IN THIS POST YAY trust me HES IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!! also I drew Blitzwing differently in the video because that animatic is OLD. AS. BALLS. I changed how I draw him a while ago after I saw this AMAZING design of him

Anyway here’s all you need to know about Stroeb I can’t give lore because my mutual rp friends follow me and they aren’t allowed to know yet :(

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Strobe is a joke character but she did make my friend cry for like 2 days when she died in rp so I guess she does have an impact or something LOLOL

STrobe is a super romantic high-energy FIEND who hates other women and wants to be One Of The Boys. Though she lacks common sense and a filter, she’s actually pretty intelligent when it comes to math, engineering, health science— all that jazz. Not very good in the English department though…

Strobe is known for getting in people’s business and holding grudges. If you wronged her once, even if it was megacycles ago, she still remembers it and is still plotting how to get back at you. And since she’s so nosy and curious and knows how to ask around and get good information, she knows exactly how to ruin your day… OR LIFE!!!! Maybe not that dramatic maybe not life but emotionally she’s pretty angry all the time lol

All in all basically a very unstable pick-me-girl who will have a vendetta against if you identify as a woman or instantly want to marry you if you’re a guy. She loves men btw she loves men a LOT…. Specifically BLITZWING… but it’s not mutual LOL

To elaborate on that random fact (and to explain why Blitzwing is in every SINGLE DRAWING) Strobe is compleeeeetely in love with Blitzwing and follows him around really wants him to like her but Blitzwing is too busy watching football and eating veiner schnitzel or something to notice idfk. Blitzwing really sees her as like a semi-annoying younger sister than a girlfriend (and plus I lowkey headcanon Blitzwing is just asexual + aromantic leaning in general THATS MY HOT TAKE he’d rather sing nursery rhymes and kill people than hold someone’s hand!!!) so would never date her she gets friendzoned constantly

(I also headcanon random is gender fluid I DONT KNOW WHERE ELSE TO PUT THIS headcanon But It’s here LOL ANYWAY)

ALSO I should probably end this with saying IN THE Little toddler phone thing with the stupid bugs and blitzwing the pink bug is NOT strobe’s child that is her clone. Very long story. But she has a clone. The clone’s name is chitter and she is a very sweet little baby who has gotten kidnapped at least 3 times so far in the rp she’s in Oops

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ive had someone ask before if chitter was blitzwing and strobe’s child and the answer is No! but the more I look a chitter especially when she’s colored in the more I realize she does look like it….

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#maccadam #tf idw oc #tf oc #tf rp #transformers #transformers oc #transformers original character #transformers roleplay #insecticon #stupid ass fucking bug stupid bug stupid #strobe is my favorite oc guys #because she’s like an anti Mary Sue everything goes wrong for her #everyone HATES HER #she has NO FRIENDS #BLITZWING doesn’t LOVE HER #everything goes WRONG FOR HER #and she always DIES #SHE HAS NOT SURVIVED ONCE… #major L strobe

[in1-nutshell]

Hi! I saw/read the Transformer crossovers and it's amazing

If it's okay to request, from the Transformer crossover poll, TFA Elita One's twin sister with SG! Megatron (and/or other shattered glass cons, if you like to add them)

You can decline this request if you like, Thank you!

I decided to go with SG! Starscream's twin instead of SG! Megs twin.

Hope you enjoy!

Starscream's twin meeting with Elita One's twin sister again

SFW, Platonic, Familial, Cybertronian/ techno organic reader

TFA

Elita One's twin name Silver Aid

Starscream twin is Skyline

Sky ends up in silvers dimension

Skyline was taking some time to inspect the Constructicon’s latest attempt to make a groundbridge. Megatron had specific orders to keep the cons on schedule.

“Why are we here again?”--Starscream

“Well, I’m here on Megatron’s orders. I don’t know why you’re here. You worried Screamer?”--Skyline

“Psh! As if I had to worry about you. You could fall off a cliff if I cared.”--Starscream

“Hmm, love you too.”--Skyline

The portal turns on and starts sucking everything in.

“Oh, Come on!”--Starscream

“Scrapper! Turn it off!”--Skyline

Skyline holds onto a rail while Starscream digs his digits into the rocky wall.

“I would but we haven’t made a switch for that yet!”--Scrapper

“WHAT!?”—Starscream and Skyline

Skyline notices a huge rock coming towards his twin.

“Starscream!”--Skyline

He activates his thruster and flies to his twin.

He yanks his arm and throws him out of the way letting the rock hit his back.

Starscream looks in horror as his twin’s unconscious frame gets sucked into the portal.

Before he can get up the portal disappears.

“SKYLINE!!!!!!!”--Starscream

Now in Silver Aid’s dimension…

Silver is in the med bay cleaning some equipment when the portal opens on the wall.

She immediately latches her webs to a sturdy railing as the portal started sucking things in.

“I AM NOT GOING BACK IN THERE AGAIN!”—Silver Aid

Megatron and Starscream burst through the doors and immediately grab onto something to keep them from falling into the portal.

The others follow suite.

“HOW DID YOU SUMMON ANOTHER ONE?!”--Blitzwing

“HOW SHOULD I KNOW—”—Silver Aid

A figure flies out of the portal with a bunch of rock straight at Silver Aid.

“SILVER!”--Megatron

Silver gets taken out and the portal closes.

The others let go and run over to see their fallen medic.

Silver groans clutching her helm.

“Please tell me I didn’t get sucked in…”—Silver Aid

Skyline sits up too.

“My aching helm…”--Skyline

Silver’s optics snap open and looks at Skyline.

“Sky?!”—Silver Aid

“Silver?!”--Slyline

Silver hugs her friend tightly; he returns just as so.

“It’s been too long my friend.”--Skyline

“Too long.”—Silver Aid

Megatron clears his throat catching the two’s attention.

“Can someone please explain.”--Megatron

Skyline helps Silver Aid up and bows to Megatron.

“You must be the Megatron of this dimension. I sincerely apologize for the… ‘dramatic’ entrance.”--Skyline

“…What…?”--Starscream

It does take a few tries to explain everything to the group, but they do eventually get it.

Lugnut is the fastest to get used to Skyline.

He was sold the moment Skyline bowed and gave his respect to his leader.

“Silver Aid… I have something to tell you… in private.”--Lugnut

Silver looks at Lugnut a bit confused but complies.

“Wait for us right here Sky.”—Silver Aid

Lugnut and Silve Aid move into a different room.

“What do you want to talk about Lugnut? Is Skyline making you feel uncomfortable?”—Silver Aid

“NO! I mean, no…”--Lugnut

Silver Aid puts a reassuring servo on his.

“You can tell me Lug, what’s going on?”—Silver Aid

“…Do you think that Skyline and I can be Amica Endura through dimensions?”--Lugnut

“… I think that’s something you have to talk to him about Lugnut.”—Silver Aid

Lugnut is not too surprised to hear that Skyline is spark twins with his version of Starscream.

There are a lot of similarities that could be compared between him and his Starscream.

Bliztwing doesn’t mind Skyline being around the base too much. He can respect someone who can respect Megatron.

But he is fully convinced that Skyline is a clone and not Starscream’s actual spark twin.

None of his faces agree with it despite the number of times Sky and Silver try to explain it.

“Is there nothing that can prove it?”--Skyline

“Yes there is one way.”--Blitzwing

“What is it?”—Silver Aid

“A CNA test.”--Blitzwing

Megatron had conflicted feelings about the new bot.

He does appreciate that this is a loyal con to his alternative’s army. It’s a trait he’d never associate Starscream with.

But he is jealous of the mech.

Silver Aid had been spending a substantial amount of time with the newcomer and all the inside jokes and friendly touches were starting to make him mad.

He will not say that he is jealous.

Nope, never going to happen.

Megatron does get a change in his feelings towards Skyline after Silver Aid comes to the picture.

“Excuse me, Lord Megatron.”--Skyline

“Yes?”--Megatron

“Silver Aid just told me that you and her are together, is that correct?”--Skyline

Megatron suddenly feels a bit uneasy and on edge.

“Yes. And what of it?”--Megatron

Skyline just smiles and looks over at Silver Aid trying to pry a screwdriver from the wall.

“I just wanted to congratulate the both of you. She really looks much happier than when I last saw her. And I take it you are one of the causes?”--Skyline

Megatron just looks at Silver Aid finally prying the tool from the way while stumbling on her back.

“We are both happy with this.”--Megatron

Skyline smiles a bit more.

“I hope to be as happy as she is one day. She earned this.”--Skyline

“Yes… after everything, she does.”--Megatron

“… Is this a bad time to mention that My Megatron tried to flirt with her?”--Skyline

“Excuse me he WHAT?”—Megatron

Starscream takes the longest to come around Skyline.

Something that Skyline understands 100%, no matter how much it stings.

Silver Aid does intervene and gets the two to talk.

“So… you are my spark twin in an alternate universe?”--Starscream

“That I am. I take it that you don’t have an alternate version of me in this universe?”--Skyline

“You are correct.”--Starscream

Silence…

“…I’m sorry.”--Skyline

Starscream looks at him confused.

“Umm, sorry for what?”--Starscream

“Sorry you never met me. I know that you—I mean—my Starscream hates being alone, I hate being alone. I can’t imagine having to go through this life without you by my side. For that I am sorry.”--Skyline

“…You had nothing to do with it. This is just what the universe gave us.”—Starscream

Skyline chuckles a bit.

“Yeah, you’re right.”--Skyline

Starscream’s wings lift up a bit.

“Of course I’m right!”--Starscream

Skyline smiles a bit.

“Classic Starscream, the ever the humble Decepticon.”—Skyline

The two bots laugh while Silver Aid smiles from her hiding place.

It is a bit of a rough goodbye when the portal comes back a couple of days later. Some of them don’t want him to leave but understand why he needs to go.

Skyline giving one last hug to Silver Aid.

“We will see each other someday my friend.”--Skyline

Silver waves at him holding Megatron’s servo in the other.

“I’ll be waiting for it!”—Silver Aid

Skyline goes into the portal.

In his universe…

Skyline crashes into the throne room face first.

“I hate these landings…”--Skyline

“SKYLINE!”--Starscream

Starscream runs and tackles his twin to the ground pulling him into an armor denting hug.

Skyline just smiles and hugs back.

No words exchanged for now.

Just hugs.

#transformers x reader #maccadam #bot buddy #tfa x platonic reader #tfa x reader

[uselessmicrowave]

TFA Blitzwing, Blackarachnia, RID15 Steeljaw and Thunderhoof dealing with their s/o period pls(headcanons)?

Blitzwing

Will be so worried when he sees you upset.

“Meine Liebe? Oh nein, what is wrong?”

Icy will scoop you up into his servos and hold you like a sparkling, trying to take your mind off of the pain by asking about your day. If you don’t want to talk, he’ll talk about what human tv shows he finds interesting, and what he wants to watch with you.

Hothead has warmer servos than the other two, so when he fronts you can hug his servos and it’ll be like a heating blanket.

Random eventually lifts you up to his faceplates and gently kisses your midsection, he’ll do this until your pain slinks away or until you start smile and laugh.

Blackarachnia

She doesn’t even ask what’s wrong, she just picks you up and holds you to her chassis.

“Don’t worry hon, I’ll take care of you.”

Blackarachnia stole human medical supplies from the autobots when she started to date you (Ratchet was the only one who noticed, he didn’t care), so she offers you ibuprofen and tylenol.

She’ll put on something to distract you (like a crime show or cartoon) and play with your hair or trace shapes into your upper arms, anything that you find soothing.

Steeljaw

Is so confused.

“Y/n? Love? Did someone hurt you?”

He’ll steal the whole chocolate section of the nearest gas station when he hears it’s good for getting rid of that kind of pain. Steeljaw will even unwrap and feed the chocolates to you.

He’ll curl up around you, draping warm blankets on top of your body and overlapping onto his. That’d be the rest of the week, or as long as it takes for you to feel better.

Thunderhoof

prick.

“It can’t hurt that bad.”

Eventually comes around, he realizes that you’re his partner and he doesn’t want you to get mad at him.

He’ll kinda just hold you close to his spark with his servos over you, he doesn’t really say anything.

Please get him one of the period simulation things (maybe they work on robots? who knows), he’ll never tease you or doubt the pain you have ever again.

#blitzwing #tfa blitzwing #blitzwing x reader #blackarachnia #tfa blackarachnia #blackarachnia x reader #tfa #transformers animated #steeljaw #rid15 steeljaw #thunderhoof #steeljaw x reader #rid15 thunderhoof #thunderhoof x reader

[moonlight-tmd]

AIGHT, INFO DUMP TIME-

This is a list of ideas/headcanons of the tfa fandom that crossed my mind, piled into one giant mess. Enjoy.

those are things that i consider canon in my works. (outside of AUs)

PLEASE READ- THE LIST KEEPS BEING UPDATED.

1. Bee has a golden voice when singing, he’s anxious about it tho. [the whole headcanon explained] After some time and events this scenario happens and Bee gets more comfortable around others.

2. Bee is basically a stuntman when skating. Casual or on battlefield, his actions are purely impulsive. Sometimes he’s lucky and pulls off that sick move... sometimes he ends up in medbay for many long hours. Here’s an example.

3. Bee is a good actor, he can lie on the spot and get away with it... most of the time. He’s also good at hiding his emotions. Fake it till you make it... or at least before Prowl comes knocking at your door.

4. Bee has 3 modes; Chaotic/Feral Gremlin, Kind Child and on rare occasion; Lazy Ferret. When he dates someone, there comes a 4th one; Lovestruck Idiot.

5. Bee is the early bird and wakes up way before the rest of the Autobots. He’s made a little routine of making the morning oil for the rest of the team. It’s the only thing he can “cook” really.

6. Sari keeps the weird healing powers the key had when she upgrades herself. Ratchet helps her figure it out and teaches her cybertronian first aid.

7. Rachet knows human curses and will use them when things are going down.

8. Sari and Bee are the young sibblings™. Prowl plays the role of the babysitter, keeping those two out of trouble.

9. Bee often vents to Prowl about topics he wouldn’t talk about with anyone. They have an unspoken agreement to never do anything to mess with the other when it comes to these meetings.

10. Prowl is accidentally creepy, he will eavesdrop or spy on someone unintentionally. He doesn’t mean it, but his curiosity can get the best of him sometimes. Here’s a list of things he eavesdropped so far.

11. Optimus is a kindsparked leader, he’ll think of the person’s wellbeing first instead of “is this okay with the law?”

12. Bulkhead sometimes helps the architects with building stuff, he likes the art aspect and the job is easy cuz he can carry like few tons of materials at once.

13. Random!Blitz will eat various things that are definitelly not meant to be eaten. Glow sticks, scraps, paint and even some organic things. He also chews on anything that he find appealing. Somehow, he has yet to end up in medbay for doing that.

14. Blitzwing likes to sculpt, he’ll carve in wood, stone, ice and metal.

15. Bee likes to set up harmless traps to mess with Prowl, his time repairing space bridges taught him how to construct things. He’s quite crafty. Unfortunatelly, Prowl still remmebers how to pull a prank in return. Here’s one of them.

16. There’s 2 versions of Megatron: cold and sadistic villain(canon) or scary but thoughful “father”(Cons Are Good AU)

17. Longarm(Shockwave) actually kinda likes Bee. The bot is optimistic, kind and funny. He likes to hang out with the scout and have some fun, but other than that he focuses on his duties as a traitor Prime.

18. Lugnut is Lugnut, he’s basically in love with Megs. Megs wants nothing to do with him except for work.

19. There’s 2 versions of Decepticons; they either want to to take over Cybertron(canon) or want equal rights and fix whatever the council has fucked up. (Cons Are Good AU)

20. Autobots and Decepticons are not separate species of transformers like i often see. They just have different builds and codings. A transformer who’s not aligned with any of the factions doesn’t have any specific behavior attached, it all depends on what they learn as a sparkling. If they choose a faction, an additional coding is added to their system which might alter their behavior slightly.

21. Since time units are very confusing in the fandom i decided to settle on this: Nanoklik (1 second), Klik (1 minute), Joor (1 hour), (Solar/Lunar)Cycle (day/night), Decacycle (week), Orbital Cycle (month), Stellar cycle (1 year). Then it all goes like normal; decades, centuries, millennia. Sometimes i will use other transformer time terms when i don’t know what else to use.

22. Ratchet, despite being a medic, dismissed his own small damages. He says he will take tare of them later but never does, which later comes back as a bigger problem. Like a trembling wheel, dimmed light or glitched comm piece. He’s learned to go fix himself when reminded about them or look for Sari.

23. Prowl has a bad habit of nightly snacking, he meditates all day long and sometimes forgets to refuel. Bad habit but he’s not really keen on stopping.

24. Shockwave/Longarm is the tech folk, the one who manages files and all, but he’s also somewhat of a medic. He knows how to patch system errors/viruses as well as fix some external damages.

25. Megatron actually remembers Optimus’ name, he just chooses to avoid using it because he has a grudge agaist the Prime for kinda offlining him.

26. Prowl doesn’t die in my timelines/AUs. Nor does Blurr. Nobody does(permanently). I just can’t let them.

27. Claws and sharp dentae are a basic upgrade you get when becoming Decepticon. Based on the frame type, there are few exceptions, example: Blitzwing has both sharp teeth and claws, but Lugnut has only sharp teeth cuz his servos are not compatible with the claws. Same with Shockwave but he's only got claws.

28. Bee was raised in the orphanage, he never brought it up to anyone. The only one to know might be the one he’d date. [See this post but exclude the adoption part]

29. Since Shockwave has 2 forms, he has something similar to Blitzwing’s multiple personalities thing- it’s not that intense, but there is a weird switch in his mind that he can activate on command. He is more laid back and cheery when he’s Longarm. When he’s Shockwave he’s very calm and focused- It’s his peak performance form, so to say. A weird thing that happens with Longarm is that he’ll be focused and calm with everyone but the second he, Bee and Bulkhead are alone- it’s time for wild fun.

30. Everyone thinks Random is the cannibal. He’s not, Icy is the one enjoying devouring a fellow mech. He keeps quiet about it, Random is just hyping it up like he usually does with everything.

31. Blackarachnia may be a mad scientist but she would help someone out if they begged her enough. She’d do everything to fix a bot- but then use them for her own goals. Every “transaction” you make with her will have the consequences... well, unless she’s “feeling generous”- which is like a miracle and you’ve probably made her feel bad if she does this.

32. Bumblebee loves to dress up. He loves human clothes, he loves cosmetic upgrades, he liked the temporary paint that is make up. He’ll never admit or show it though. He feels like if he does, he’s gonna be judged and everyone’s gonna stop liking him. Dressing up makes him feel like he’s truly pretty and amazing. He doesn’t want that feeling crushed if others find it weird and tell him to stop. Idk if “Drag Queen” is the correct term for this but he defo likes dresses and painted details like make up.

33. Bee dresses up for Halloween with Sari. Despite what i said in the previous point, he allows himself to dress up in cool costumes- usually the classics like a vampire or ghost. Never anything cute tho- those costumes are saved for his time alone. One time he made himself look like the haunted black taxi from that one movie- Optimus was on patrol and heard about some shady car scaring people so he went to check it out. Poor Bee tried to scare him too and got send to medbay. Optimus apologized for two days after that incident.

34. Bee has a job that earns him human money- in some weird chain of events he met a guy with a shop that sells old and damaged stuff. He offered to pay Bee money to bring him old stuff from garbage yards/trash stations that may be restored and sold. So now he has a fun and productive way of earning money to buy new games. He goes treasure hunting at least once a week.

35. Bee is really flexible and can basically squeeze anywhere he desires. No one knows how he does it and he constantly gets stuck in weird places. You wouldn’t think he’d fit into that heavy duty airvent, but alas, he’s there waiting for help. 

36. Bumblebee and Prowl are almost the same height; motorbikes are small, even when compared to tiny cars. Prowl is only few inches taller than Bee. He is very thin in build, Bee is more bulky and wide. Bee is also physically stronger than Prowl- Prowl is always using tactics and momentum and physics and such to gain advantage over stronger enemies.

37. Bee is a natural climber- being the short bot, it’s obvious he has to climb to reach that shelf. His servos have rough pads on them to help him stick to sufaces better. It’s especially effective with earth’s buildings since they’re made of rough concrete.

38. Bee naps in riduculous places, he’s like a ferret. He’ll squeeze or climb into places and sometimes get stuck there so others have to get him out. His favorite places to nap are Bulkheads subspace and under his berth.

39. Bee will learn anything about any game just to win. He has a self-claimed title “Game King”. One time he found out about Prowl liking chess- he spend the next few cycles on research and perfecting his skill with online chess. The “Game King” title has been made valid by everyone after Prowl got obliterated in chess by Bee.

40. Prowl has to temporarily move out of his room in winter because there is no roof. He has a back-up room for when the snow starts piling up and he can’t recharge in it. He also has to recharge in the back-up room when there is a heavy downpour and his room floods.

41. Each Team Prime member has their own love language/way fo showing affection/care. [Here i listed them]

42. At some point in the story, Bee and Bulkhead would become Amicas. Not Conjunxes(spouses)- they are Amicas(long-term best friend). [this and this]

43. I imagine Bumblebee would be a great parent- sure he’s reckless most of the time but when it comes to Sparklings- something in his mind switches and he goes full ‘Mama Bear mode’. [exaples: this and this]

44. Optimus is a great cook, he especially loves to bake. Bee is into mixology- he makes morning oil for everyone after all. Prowl cooks with organic ingredients for Sari, he wants her to eat more healthy so he takes it upon himself to make sure she does. [anker post]

45. Bee loves racing, in AU or not. He’ll go up to anyone and challange them to a race. The winner gets the respect of being faster. Blitzwing is Bee’s go-to race rival, they have fun together and mess around on some occasion. [anker post]

46. Bee got crayons from Bulkhead. Sometimes he will draw things- he drew a picture for their first christmas and everyone loves it, it’s hanging in the main room now.

47. Here you have Halloween and Christmas traditions with the group cuz i’m too lazy to write an entire point for it.

48. IMPORTANT FOR ALL NSFW WORKS: Interfacing and Sparklings. My version is different from the ususal sexual spike/valve thing. C’mon they’re ALIENS. I have it all written out in this post.

49: Bumblebee, Sari and Bulkhead are The Gamer Trio. They always play multiplayer games together when they’re not busy. Sometimes Prowl joins them for specific games. [anker post]

50. Team Prime + Sari have preffered food flavors n such. [anker post]

51. Team Prime + Sari having trouble sleeping/recharging and doing stuff instead of that. Nightly habits list. [anker post]

52. Bee has ADHD, you can’t convince me otherwise. He has also been diagnosed with depression later on. Oh, also Prowl is on autism spectrum. Dw, they take meds for that. [adhd+autism post here, Bee having depression here]

53. Bee talks in his sleep. It’s easy to tell if he’s having a nightmare or not. He’s just murmuring what is happening in his dream, not every night but surprisingly often. Funny enough you could have a conversation with him like this. [anker post]

54. Ratchet volunteers as medical assistance in Detroit. The messed up USA healthcare system is beyond what Cybertron had.

if there’s more i come up with, i will update this post. thank you for reading this text wall.

#tfa #maccadam #long post #tfa bumblebee #tfa sari #tfa prowl #tfa ratchet #tfa optimus prime #tfa blitzwing #tfa megatron #tfa lugnut #tfa shockwave #tfa longarm #tfa blackarachnia #decepticons #autobots #tfa headcanons #tfa shenanigans #tfa au

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

Hazformers FanArt: Soundwave Meets Octavia (2023)

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Credit for Hazformers goes to Blitzy-Blitzwing

Credit for Helluva Boss & Hazbin Hotel goes to Vivienne “Vivziepop” Medrano

Credit for Transformers goes to Hasbro & Takara

Credit for Transformers Animated goes to Sam Register & Matt Youngberg

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when I was drawing this, I was listening to the song "My Zing" from Hotel Transylvania...

even if it might not happen in the fan fic "Becoming a Demon", the idea of those two meeting and becoming close friends, does seem cute.

another cute idea is the thought of Soundwave forming a crush on Octavia, like him not understand the warm and fuzzy feeling inside his his chest whenever he is with her, and the strange feeling makes him feel happy but he doesn't understand why, and even more so when his spark/heart skips a beat.

picture if he had a future where he becomes "Prince Soundwave" he would end up out ranking a Overlord...and the way he becomes a Prince, would be in the distant future where he and Octavia end up getting married, but right now they are just friends who have small crushes on each other which would slowly grow into full love and devotion.

it be interesting in a type of Fanon Timeline and Alternate Universe way as well as type, that it turns out that Octavia is like Sari Sumdac.

while in the canon, Stella may have laid the egg that Octavia came from, but it could turn out that in a Crossover Timeline of TFA/Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, Stella wasn't able to have any eggs, because she was sterile, so both her and Stolas couldn't have any children or even their first egg because of this...

Stolas could still be able to have children, but Stella could not, and if she knew she was sterile, then she might refuse to admit it. one day while both he and Stella were in bed, and Stella was sleeping... a type of portal opens up from Earth, and a small human baby size protoform goes through that came from detroit.

the protoform's Cybertronian parent, wanted nothing to do with the newborn protoform, so they tried to get rid of them by using a space bridge but it ended up becoming a different type of bridge, and the protoform ends up being send to hell instead and into the bedroom of Stolas and Stella, even with the flashing light, Stella doesn't wake up or even move.

Stolas curious of the unknown being before him, goes closer and notices that the small form was made out of liquid metal. and when he touched the protoform, it ended up taking some of his DNA & Magic, and while it did give him a shock it didn't make him pass out... the next thing he knows there was another bright flash of light and he has to cover his eyes, but when he uncovers them he ends up seeing that the small protoform is replaced by a Egg...

Stolas then gets a idea and takes the egg, and places it under the covers on the bed, and close to Stella so when she wakes up, she will think she had the egg...yeah this would mean that Octavia would be 100% Stolas's daughter, and not Stella's and she would be like the Step or Adoptive Mother Of Octavia instead.....but Octavia would also have a Cybertronian Parent who didn't want her, and had her when they were on Earth, I would say it would be Slipstream, who is also the clone of Starscream, the part of himself that is the "don't ask" type....

Stolas would be both Octavia's Father & Mentor, same goes for Isaac Sumdac being both the Father & Mentor for his daughter Sari Sumdac...

I'm not sure if calling Bumblebee a "Mentor" for Twitch, Trash, Nightshade, Hashtag and Jawbreaker would be the right word.... he is more like the Older Brother type figure that does try to teach his little siblings, but Dorothy "Dot" Malto & Alex Malto are the Adoptive Parents to the Terrans, so in a way, both Dot and Alex are Mentors to them as well. and a Mentor is like a parent, and ya can even have two Mentors as well, and the two Mentors could turn out to be together as a couple. and the couple could be a Mech & Femme or Two Mechs or Two Femme Couples.

if Octavia got hurt maybe on her arm or leg, like how Sari did but in a slightly different way, she might end up seeing the cybertronian part and she could end up being both hurt and confused.

Stolas would have to explain to her, that while she is his daughter, she was something else at first, that she was a small liquid metal body that was the size of a baby, and Stella had no part in her becoming who she is now. he would also have to explain that he had to trick Stella into believing that she was the Egg's Mother, even when he and doctors both knew that Stella couldn't of had a egg, because she was sterile.

Octavia could of still end up really mad at her Dad for keeping such a big secret from her, but in the end she would end up forgiving him and be glad that he finally did tell her the truth.

this idea of course is Fanon...and I guess it's okay that only a few find that idea interesting.

it be cute if Blitzwing goes crying and hugs on to Soundwave and telling Shockwave "our baby is growing up too fast!" after learning that Soundwave has a crush, even if Soundwave doesn't fully know he has one and doesn't fully understand that type of love yet.

plus Soundwave and Octavia starting out as friends who have small crushes on each other, could be seen like Steven and Connie from Steven Universe started out, just Best Friends who would much later in their lives become boyfriend & girlfriend.

this idea is like a "what if" type and I just like the idea of those two meeting, and Octavia being a fan of Soundwave's music and even becoming close friends with him.

Blitzwing becoming a crying mess and hugs Soundwave saying that he is too young to fall in love and he should just stay as their baby. XD

picture if Blitzwing saw someone dressed like Soundwave, like how Pizza-Steve dressed up like Steven, and Blitzwing hiding behind Shockwave and yelling out

"THAT'S NOT MY BABY!"

just like how Pearl acted to Pizza-Steve when he was trying to pretend to be Steven.  and to some fans, Pearl is seeing as Steven's Real Mother even if he got his Gem from Rose.

Rose and Megatron may have good reasons to fight Homeworld Gems & Autobots from Cybertron, but only one of them ended up having their dreams fully come true even if Rose wasn't there to see it.

I'm still gonna view the Autobots from Cybertron in TFA like the Homeworld Gems from Steven Universe, because that is what they are to me... and let's not forget the Autobots from TFP are just as bad, even if they still fight for good and still have some good bots in that faction, but they are still no better for their stupid broken and corrupted caste system.

well they are no where near as being as bad as those three angels that tried to make Lilith go back to Adam....even if some might view those three as "the good guys" they were nothing more than bullies who took things too far... and as if some of the humans from Earthspark can call Transformers all bad, with them bringing their fight to Earth, but they have no room to talk, since they do that type of fighting as well...

the Earthspark series is still interesting and I like it, I would want to kick Optimus's foot for what happen to the Allspark...it wouldn't be the first time a Optimus misused the Allspark....like the Optimus from the Live-Action Movie Universe...he was willing to destroy it...that Allspark is like the Mother of All Cybertronians, and he is being disrespectful to her...

plus if you think about it, the Terrans in Earthspark, they technically have two Moms, Dot and the Earth.   

so if the Allspark gets destroyed or shattered...

why should Megatron be the scapegoat if it’s Optimus’s fault...? 

anyway, even if it might not happen in Hazformers or in the story,

I just like the idea of Soundwave meeting Octavia, and them becoming close.

and like Soundwave forming a crush on the Princess and Blitzwing figuring this out and being all smother-mother on him and hugging him and crying his eyes out that his baby is too young to start dating anyone. XD

picture how Husk and Alastor would react seeing and hearing Blitzwing acting like a smother-mother, that would be both funny and cute.

and yes I only colored the eyes and sunglasses on purpose.

as well as the Decepticon insignia... 

anyway this is just a Hazformers Fan Art as well as a Crossover Fan Art,

so the thought of those two being in a platonic ship at first but would slowly grow into a romantic ship, is just a what if type and doesn’t mean it would actually happen, so let there be no misinterpretations.

not all ships are romantic, some are “I bud it” or “I bro it” or “I sib it” or “I fam it”

but because those types are 100% platonic, you can’t just use the words

“I ship it” because it would give the wrong idea and that type of wording should only be used for the romantic type ships, NOT the platonic type ones.

Soundwave from Hazformers basically becoming a son with more than one Dad figure, that would be “I fam it” and of course “Fam” has to do with “Family”...

also I had realized that Soundwave from TFA, does technically have siblings, and Sari is technically his Big Sister, I still think she is Megatron’s daughter because of the Other way Protoforms are able to be born, and that is through the budding stage and Megatron was in that lab and his head (that was without his body.) had went through the budding stage....

I can talk about my realizing that Soundwave has siblings thanks to Megatron, in another post, because who those siblings are, some might already know...

anyway hope some like this fan art, that has Octavia asking Soundwave for a Autograph, he does look surprised from the looks of it.

well maybe he isn’t use to talking to someone who is closer to his age.

that could be the reason why he looks surprised by seeing her.     

#soundwave tfa #octavia helluva boss #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #transformers animated #hazformers #crossover fanart #crossover ship #opposites attract #boy meets girl

[transfemstarscream]

i guess the simplest way i can describe the difference between animated starscream and prime starscream in regard to the weird (trans)misogyny exhibited towards them is that one is the center of an uncomfortable joke while the other is the uncomfortable joke.

the thing with animated starscream is that despite her being the “comedic relief” villain* (excluding the human villains, and excluding lackeys i.e. lugnut, blitzwing), she’s portrayed as hypercompetent and just as terrifying as the other decepticons. if galaxy force didn’t exist, then this would be the most competent starscream we’ve had on screen. in fact, this was the first time starscream was portrayed as an outlier of the decepticons—her own person who pursued her own goals throughout the show and only occasionally interfered with the autobot vs. decepticon conflict. she’s not particularly interesting—she’s as two-dimensional as starscreams get, but that’s fine! she’s not the focus of the show so the writing compensates by making her explode in personality and be a riot while on stage. she’s the sort of villain that you love to hate; the one who always seems to be a step ahead but loses at the end regardless. she’s entertaining as a villain and enjoyable as a character.

so when you get to that slipstream part/joke of her character, it’s still a little uncomfortable, however it doesn’t really…define her? as a character entirely. it gives a little bit of introspection of her character, especially with the question of what does slipstream represent in starscream’s mind, and it’s actually one of those jokes in cartoons that just didn’t age well. late 2000s humor was a little mean-spirited, and the attitude of “effeminacy = funny” has always been something that ran rampant in cartoons. yet even after the weird first encounter with slipstream, animated drops it and portrays slipstream as an even more competent replica of starscream! she funnily enough becomes her own person (which makes you further wonder how strong a presence slipstream has in starscream’s psychology that she’s essentially her own person already). it’s an uncomfortable joke, but the character itself is still intact without it. starscream herself isn’t the joke; it’s the scenario that’s the joke.

when you get to prime…it’s less subtle than animated. she’s portrayed with an design that is a lot more androgynous-feminine leaning with its proportions (tall, lithe, slender hands and notable stiletto-shaped heels), but also a lot more unsettling in comparison to earlier iterations (disproportionate limbs i.e. long arms and legs with a small torso, broad sharp shoulders, long nails). this design is further humored by giving her a deep voice that is lower than any other voice she’s had. the whole joke is, well. she is the joke. instead of just being the center of a mean-spirited joke, she is the mean-spirited joke. she’s not funny because she does funny things, she’s funny because what she represents is meant to be inherently hilarious.

the way the show seems adamant on causing as much physical pain to her that doesn’t know whether it wants it to be slapstick or drama doesn’t really help, especially with the lingering shots of her being dragged away or the way they model scratch textures to show you how injured she is. and when you have a traditionally more masculine character, one that’s meant to resonate with the young boys of the audience because of his archetype (smokescreen), refer to her with the term “stiletto-heeled freak”, it’s a lot more difficult to ignore what’s being said in between the lines. it definitely doesn’t help that despite being taller, the show still finds a way to make just about any male character she’s against much more physically imposing in comparison, and it doesn’t help when even concept art seems aware of the way she looks (purposely making her legs designed that way) and rather weird drawings of her surface (jet in a bikini, anyone?).

the early 2010s are where mean-spirited humor was much more common, and now that it was no longer the 1980s where you couldn’t even so much as imply a character was you-know-what (though femininity being portrayed as villainous was still a thing), and no longer the 2000s where you had to reinforce this stereotype was at the very least attracted to women (this is a real phenomenon; i’m sure tvtropes has something on it), you could do whatever you want. and unfortunately prime starscream was created around this time, and the ridicule of her mannerisms were finally open to be mocked while bringing up the more “questionable” implications of why she acts like that.

while the joke about animated starscream may not have aged well, the character of prime starscream hasn’t aged well either. and it’s easier to ignore a joke than a character we’re stuck with throughout the whole show—one that is literally the embodiment of an uncomfortable joke.

#.txt #long post #very long post #ask2tag #i’m sorry for such a long ramble but i feel like i have so much to talk about with this subject. #it’s like…even as mean spirited as the joke is…i still find it funny because i enjoy slipstream and it’s only a minute and a half! #but with prime it’s…that’s the entirety of her screentime. i have to watch and listen to a joke that becomes stale fast. #i feel like this could’ve been so much longer but have this. again sorry for transformers feelings.

[thewiglesswonder]

Bombarding you, hope that’s chill: Hunter, Collector, Bel, Caleb, TFA!Starscream and Blitz. Unload that over-full brain of yours.

From you, my friend, an artillery attack would be welcomed.

Hunter: This is more of a “Grimwalkers as a whole” headcanon, but still. His eyes don’t quite glow in the dark, it’s more that they’re faintly luminous and seem to have a peculiar shine to them. If Grimwalkers, before they officially went extinct, were well known enough to warrant having legends about them, I’d wager them to be analogous to changelings or something similar in the Demon Realm. One of the telltale signs of a Grimwalker in your house in myth was the shine of their eyes in the dark. When he’s getting food from the fridge at 3 AM, the effect can be anything from a soul-haunting reminder of your past sins and your constant failure to make up for them (Belos) or the affectionate emotion of seeing a raccoon rummaging through a dumpster (Luz).

Collector: He doesn’t need to eat, and finds the whole concept of food very amusing. Like, you guys really need to do that?? And there’s so much of it too! He’d be the kind of kid to make snack food monstrosities of pepperoni slices, peanut butter, and a pretzel, and call it the new Best Food Ever. Conversely, he does need to sleep. So much playing is amazing, but he gets tired sometimes, so it’s only right that he have a self-inflicted nap once in a while. He’ll belly flop on the nearest soft surface and soon he’s out like a light.

Belos: While Caleb took on an apprenticeship under a carpenter, given his skill for woodcarving demonstrated at an early age, Philip was actually on track to become a bookbinder. The first book bound in the American colonies was printed in 1640, so it roughly fits into the time period if we assume the boys were grown by the mid-late 1600s. This would explain his knack for machinery (artificial staff, portal outfittings), his personalized journal (as he would have had the means by which to make it) and his clothes appearing a bit fancier in everyday life than Caleb’s.

Caleb: When he was alive, he could pinpoint the exact moment he fell in love with his wife. It wasn’t upon first meeting her (that was when he fell in love with the Isles), it was in an awe-induced stupor as he watched her win the Bonesborough Brawl. He saw this woman, surrounded by spell circles, light in her eyes as she takes this victory that never could have belonged to anyone but her… let’s just say Hunter gets it from somewhere.

Starscream: Is working extremely hard to repress how shaken he is by the whole Allspark-immortality deal. Like, he died. Spark’s gone and everything. It’s a very unique emotion to look into the place where your very soul is supposed to be and see absolutely nothing. If Skywarp represents everything he fights through to act as confident as he does, you could make a whole new clone out of the repressed fear and dread that he refuses to feel.

Blitzwing: You know that one episode with Master Disaster and the Allspark-powered remote, where Sari gets a hold of it and tries to help Bee out? She turns it on Blitzwing midair, forcing him to spin out of control (“Dizzy! Not liking the dizzy!”) while her, Fanzone, Bee, and Blurr speed along. The reason for that comment on Blitz’s end is because this is one of the few times he’s actually ever been dizzy. Seekers have crazy high coordination among the frametypes, born of necessity from so much tight, fast flying. Can’t afford to have your spin maneuver discombobulate you for a few extra seconds in a high-speed fight. Muddle this up with a bunch of grounder coding from the triple-changer procedure, you get to experience dizziness for the first time! Yay (not yay)!

#THANK YOU MONKEY these were fun #we’ve talked about this but the image of the collector tuckering himself out simply because he BELIEVES he should be tired is fantastic #and the pepperoni peanut butter pretzel thing is something my little sister ate all the time #asks #the owl house #tf #tfa

[multimicpals]

mic and bumblebee hcs? ^_^

I am very glad you asked. 030

( also everyone GO CHECH THEM OUT THEY are amazing, and they are one of my pals 😊👍

at the beginning bee had a little bit of feelings for mic, at first he liked her as a friend but then later on (like beginning of season 2) he realized that he has a thing for mic.

mic began gaining feelings for bumblebee later on (in between seasons 2 & 3)

cuddles are a must, like bee will randomly just cuddle mic and she’s ok with it and doesn’t mind.

the first time he heard mic call blitzwing “Bitchwing” his mouth dropped and he’s like ‘holy mother of frag”

Whenever bee gets angry and his eyes turn red & he becomes hostile mic and the others would try to calm him down, but he somehow becomes less hostile when mic is the one comforting and trying to calm him down.

Mic Taught bee how to Rickroll people

If these two are in a video game team with each other. Be scared because they are both evenly matched good at the video game.

Mic takes bee out nature walks and even though he doesn’t like it. He goes out because he likes seeing mic happy and honestly loves when mic makes a flower crown and lets him put it on.

They both love to sing. Karaoke nights are fun with everyone too. Just everyone willing to pick a song and without a care in the world and just singing.

Mic sometimes get irritated with bumblebee’s actions in season 1 (ex, the episode with bumblebees speed boosters, and the one wrestling episode aka ep 4, and the space barnacle episode.)

Bumblebee adores mics freckles he thinks it’s adorable.

Bumblebee always uses emoji’s when texting.

Mic loves his door wings, she asked if he could fly, and after a test to see if he could he couldn’t sadly, mic still loves them anyway.

Bee gave her a hamburger cat plush, a squirrel squishmallow plush, a axolotl Minecraft plush, a sketchbook, pencils and watercolor paint for her birthday.

And for bees she gave him a new video game. And a bracket she made for him (she also made bracelets for the team aswell)

Bulkhead and sari started shipping them in season 2.

That’s all for now but feel free to ask again if you want to know more about these two or family/team prime. <3 💖💛

#transformers animated #tfa #transformers #tfa oc #tfa bumblebee #headcanons

[as8bakwthesage]

I made Blitzwing blasian, how many people will I piss off with this i wonder

I’m so very proud of this art and I’m falling back in love with my favourite hetero ship again.

I had “Sway” covered by Annapantsu in the background during this. It’s their perfect theme song, fyi

I’m gonna gush about my OC/Canon ship right now so beware lol

These two are probably my favourite OC/Canon relationship I’ve ever written because just all the fluff and softness and also forbidden love but not ridiculous enemies to lovers shit, nah, actual forbidden love where the characters have exterior reasons for why they are unable to be together, but then of course eventually do

Also Cecile? I’m sorry, but I’m very proud of Cecile. She went from being a blind stereotype to actually being a compelling and interesting character who is not purely defined by her disabilities. She falls in love, but it doesn’t fix her problems, and she ends up going through a lot before she can have her happy ending.

I also really love how I characterise Blitzwing because they’re doing what they think is right in following Megatron before realising that Megatron had doomed the Decepticons from the start when he screwed over Naydia (fanfic shit just go with it) and as a result, Blitzwing gets to observe more of the life on Earth.

I’ve always found Blitzwing’s natural curiosity for the organic life on Earth to be interesting because never in the show does he express disgust at humans (with the exception of in Soundwave’s dream which was a concoction for the Autobots and it was only Random making a joke about how the Autobots clearly didn’t turn into humans for the fashion sense, whatever that means.)

I feel like, had we had gotten a season 4, and mind you this was the trajectory the writers wanted to go with, we would have seen some more in-depth examinations of Autobot and Decepticon societies and have clearly shown depth to the cons who rejected Megatron and are now trying to kill him.

And as a result, this is where my fic comes in where it’s the oppressed not being shown as evil monsters. And Blitzwing fits into this mold for me perfectly. Did I make a lot of characterisation up purely so I can be able to comfortably ship my OC with him? Partly, yes, but a lot of it is based in the actual show.

aNYWAY, I LOVE MY BIRACIAL CHARACTER OKAY LEMME HAVE MY BIRACIAL BOY! HE IS PLAYED BY A BLACK ACTOR SO SUCK MY DI-

#tfa #transformers animated #maccadam #tfa blitzwing #blitzwing #tfa fanart #humanized blitzwing #transformers humanization #tfa oc #original character #cecile rousseau #blitzwing x cecile #blitzwing x oc #art #my art #i swear to god if i see any racist tf fans in my shit #i will tase you #blasian blitzwing #yep making that a tag incase people draw him blasian in the future

[elfdragon12]

Doesn’t help Spike that Blitzwing and Astrotrain started making eyes towards his mom. Then Onslaught, Brawl, and Vortex start eyeing her up. Soon Wildrider come by, asking if she wants a spin. Breakdown and Knockout offer a flirtatious invite,

“WHY IS EVERY CON AFTER MY MOM” Spike yells.

“Not every con, Spike,” Sparkplug chuckles as he glances to see his ex flirting with a love struck Beachcomber and Warpath.

Sorry, buddy! Bots just love a MILF, apparently!

#ask #anonymous #transformers #normalverse

[abbyandhanako]

Celebrating Birthday HCs

Abby:

Birthdays were on and off for her due to her family’s poor living before she joined Team Plasma, she is likely to get medical books from her fellow grunts and either the latest console to play a Resident Evil game on it from Hugh or anything related to it, Fox and Blitzwing were 5th and 11th birthday gifts respectively.

Mark:

Growing up in an elite family of nobles, He had fairly lavish birthdays as a young boy, he often would get the latest toys and games (they were pawned until he turned eight), Flareina and Glaceino were 8th birthday presents from his uncles and grandmother on his mother’s side.

T.K.:

Never really celebrated his birthday nor even discussed it, He doesn’t really see the point because ‘birthdays remind people of their mortality on Earth’, Francesca didn’t even know his birthday until she looked up his Team Plasma records and even his name on the Unovan census, she insisted on taking him somewhere nice for it.

Hana:

She celebrates her birthday with friends and family including Abby, She developed a slight dislike of celebrating her birthday after Wesker was stolen days after her birthday and only started loving her birthdays again after Wesker was returned.

#headcanons

[eve-of-halloween]

Meet Tänzerin! the final member of the Polypanz family, only this time only all grown up! Tanzy is the only daughter of my wavewave kiddo Polyphony and @pastelpaperplanes blitztron kiddo Panzer! 

Tänzerin’s name means dancer, and she moves as elegantly as one as well as loves to move around like the creepiest doll when she is in the mood to ever let her perfect pedes touch the ground. Despite not taking many features from her carrier, Panzer, it’s clear to see she inherited alot of traits from her grand creators from a candy pink/maroon frame much like that of her grandcreator Megatron, and stretchy limbs from her grandcreator’s Shockwave and Soundwave. But at least she got her sire Polyphony’s cute face as well as their general social demeanor with bots she doesn’t consider her family!

When Tanzy was a sparkling she looked much different than how she does as an adult. However, after spending one night with her grandcreator shockwave is when her creators noticed she started to look a lot different from her siblings as she seemed to develop features more like that of her grandcreator. Though surly it’s just a genetic coincidence, correct? After all their first born inherited his grandcreator’s long dormant altmode. Polyphony’s carrier couldn’t have possibly dared to alter any of their sparkling coding, not with how Polyphony reacted to the idea of their second child being tampered with. Though with how much Tanzy’s appearance has changed to look very gausin as she grew, despite being a flyer! Poly can’t help but wonder…and the older she got the more the thought sent a chill down their spine.

Tänzerin inherited the same powerful energy core that her big brother Nexobyte possesses, however it seemed due to her coding of being a fly the cores been changed to allow her to alter gravity around her instead of producing a powerful weapon system. Tänzerin ‘s anti-gravity core is so powerful that if she were to slam her frame against a surface gravity would be altered within a 500-foot radius of her frame either crushing bots caught in it under their own weight or sending them flying into the abyss of space. This ability even allows her to fly effortlessly and makes her a far faster flyer due to weighing practically nothing allowing her powerful engines she inherited from her grandcreator Blitzwing to run uninhibited and making her far more fuel efficient. 

Tänzerin has allowed her abilities to affect her frame so much that she has removed any parts she deemed no longer needed, including her own torso. her abilities also allow her to rip herself apart and put herself back together again like a horrific living doll and she has given a few of her cousin’s nightmares because of it. Though she will not confirm or deny if she frightened them on purpose, she seems to get a kick out of making bots inner wiring feel like its crawling in their own frames with how she speaks or moves.

However, when she is not purposely tormenting children and adults of the faction alike, she is a very musically oriented bot with a beautiful voice and graceful dancing. She spends most of her time as an entertainer for colonies singing songs and dancing for them. Occasionally she will write a fairly disturbing poem or two and read them to an audience looking to have a restless night’s recharge

She is also very much a carrier’s girl and as a sparkling she clung to him like a space barnacle and whenever Panzer is upset it makes Tanzy upset. How could someone make her dear sweet carrier sad? They are sure to be a bot who cleanup crews will find pieces of in the morning!  Tänzerin sounds like Ashley Serena!

#polypan #polyphony #Panzer #Tänzerin #tfa Tänzerin #tfa polyphony #tfa panzer #shockwave #wavewave #soundwave #megatron #blitzwing #transformers animated #transformers #transformer OC #tfa #tfa oc #sparkling #cybertron's crackhead kiddos #cybertrons crackhead kiddos #macadam #maccadam #tanzy i love you but you teeter into the nutty zone

[fangirlingpuggle]

So a second part to (this post) where Megatron falls for Optmius after seeing him verbally destory Sentinel.

@flippythegodzilla​ mentioned this AU again and I couldn’t stop thinking so here’s part 2 (now with a little Blitzbee and shockblurr added in)

So Megatron and Decepticons breakout and war is back in full swing only Megatrons focus is just entirely on Optimus, fuck the Magnus, fuck the council I am only interested in anything that concerns that Optimus Prime, I literally could not care less about anything else.

Blackarachnia ends up finding out what’s going on and is like ‘...holy shit what Optimus told Sentinel off???’ and then sees Megatron pining over her EX best friend and is like ‘oh this is hilarious’ that slowly morphs to ‘actually...they’d be fucking cute together' and gets in good with Megatron by totally wingmanning him

Megatron: Why should I forgive you traitor?

Blackarachnia: Just so you know optimus is a huge nerd and loves these books and periods of history in particular

Megatron:...hello new second in command

Shockwave who’s stuck running the Decepticons day to day goings on while Megatron is doing the most elaborate courting in all of history and is just stuck with running an army and his subordinates keep running off to fuck with the autobots or help Megatron in his ridiculous plans. and just Shockwave missing Blurr who actually listened to him and was you know not completely insane.

Shockwave *surrounded by Megatrons elaborate courting plans and Lugnut screaming*..i’ve made a mistake.

(he may or may not find a way to bring Blurr back)

Also Blitzwing just wants to see the tiny Autobot go off again ‘so he can record it because it was fucking hilarious’ Bumblebee catches him and when Blitzwing tells him why he’s following Optimus Bumblebee is just like ‘…I’m sorry…WHAT? BOSSBOT TOLD HIM OFF…AND I MISSED IT??? GIVE ME THAT FUCKING CAMERA WE’RE GETTING THIS ON VIDEO’

Hijinks ensuing and these 2 being the worst spies, Blitzwing watching Bumblebee doing something chaotic or making a dumb joke and just being like ‘...well now I can’t not marry him’

The 2 of them also joining forces with Sari and Bulkhead.

Megatron getting really annoyed but only because ‘EVERYONE ELSE IS GETTING TO SPEND TIME WITH THEIR AUTOBOT BUT NOT ME’

Optimus is just confused because he can’t quite believe Megatron would be interested in him…in the last fight he certainly wasn’t ‘though he did remember his name and Optimus is still very happy….probably happier than he should be over that’ but he doesn’t know what could have changed in that time…he doesn’t realise that verbally annihilating someone with expert precision was the final key to getting Megatron to fall head over heels for him.

Bonus: Just the Magnus or Ratchet or a Decpticon in the middle of this mess turning to Sentinel ‘you did this...this is on you’

#megaop #megop #tfa megop #tfa au #blitzbee #bumbleblitz #megatron x optimus prime #transformers animated #tfa #au #shockblurr #shockwave x blurr #blitzwing #bumbleebee #blackarachnia #megatron #optimus prime #shockwave #sentinel prime #humor #transformers

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

Random TFA Decepticon headcanons I thought up:

Blackarachnia is way stronger than she looks. She works in a lab, by herself, with no help. As someone who also works in a lab with minimal help from others, she'd be strong as hell from having to haul around huge liter containers and giant buckets full of kilos of various chemicals.

That being said, her fighting style really depends on dodging, hitting weak points, and manipulating her enemies weight around her. She's almost always smaller than her opponent and so needs to be able to manipulate her opponent’s weight if she wants a chance at winning.

Each of the Starscream clones start to develop their own identities and personalities beyond the single trait that they were given. This presents both as physical differences, unique abilities, and slightly more complex personalities. For example, Skywarp grows to be slightly taller than the rest, develops a warping ability, and does try to be less afraid of everything but is prone to panic attacks. (I could make a whole separate post about the clones which I probably will eventually.)

Strika is taller than Lugnut and can lift more than him. He thinks it's sexy.

Blitzwing’s faces will change while he’s recharging. It’s kinda creepy to watch. 

If left alone, Blitzwing will also have silent conversations with himself and his faces will spin then too. 

Megatron doesn’t like being alone for long periods. He enjoys time to himself, but if given the choice, he will choose to be around others, even if he’s not actively interacting with them. 

Shockwave on the other hand loves being left alone. If given the opportunity, he will lock himself away to do work and only emerge for energon and recharge. 

Starscream is a great flyer but a terrible pilot. He crashed three ships before he was banned from ever piloting one again. 

Strika has a fear of heights but only when standing on top of a building and never when flying. 

Shockwave and Lugnut both had empurata performed on them as punishment for breaking the law. Shockwave can't remember what he did and all criminals records were destroyed in the early days of the war. Lugnut disobeyed a superior officer's orders during a mission when he deployed as a soldier during the Age of Expansion. However, depending on where the punishment was executed and the severity of the crime, the final results would look different.

Lugnut had a twin. She died only a few solar cycles before the war began.

Strika’s name is actually a nickname. Her full name is Alpha Strike. 

Megatron and Starscream were in a relationship. It started great and then got bad and ended horribly. Starscream slapping a bomb on Megatron’s back was equal parts betrayal for the Decepticon throne and a way to finally end their relationship because if there is one thing Starscream will always be it’s dramatic.

#tfa #transformers animated #blackarachnia #starscream #strika #lugnut #blitzwing #megatron #shockwave #my ramblings #ill probably make an autobot version eventually

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

Hazformers Theory: If Some Sinners Found Out Their Bumblby Ship Got Canon (But It Confuses Bumblebee)

[Note: small spoilers from RWBY Volume 9, also reading this is optional. also don’t reblog without permission.] 

this might be the weirdest idea that has pop into my head,

and it involves Hazformers (by Blitzy-Blitzwing) and RWBY (by Monty Oum)...

and once again this might be weird thought but what if in Hazformers Timeline, even if it is more of a what if than being canon....well fan-canon.

and I still love Volume 9, even if it was annoying how some jerks had misunderstood Ruby, and if she wasn’t feeling the way she was, then she would of normally been fully happy for her sister and Blake, and I think she is okay with them being together...

anyway it be funny if the show RWBY was also shown to be watched by both Sinner Demons and some Saint Angels.

and when a new Sinner comes to Hell, they could mention that they might of died, but at least they got to see Bumbleby (Bumblebee) become canon in RWBY....

which by luck and coincidence, another Sinner walks by and hears this, and runs over to the newbie and grabs them by their arms and has their face really close to theirs as they ask “DID YOU JUST SAY BUMBLEBY, THE SAME ONE FROM RWBY, HAS BECOME CANON?!!”

“yes....?”

“WHEN?!”

“since Volume 9!”

then the Sinner who has been there longer than the one who got to witness Bumblby becoming canon, starts to run in happiness like he just got redeemed by Charlie and her hotel, that the ship is canon.

and that Sinner ends up spreading the word, and some Angels who are also Exterminators and about to take out a Sinner, hear and watch that same Sinner pass by while yelling out “IT’S CANON! BUMBLEBY OF RWBY IS FREAKING CANON! THEIR IS A SHIP-GODDESS!!!”

and this news, would of course this makes the Exterminator to the right of another one who was about to take out the Sinner they had caught...

to scream a very happy “YES!!!”

and if Bumblebee who is visiting Blitzwing, and maybe trying to get Waspinator to come with him....

he could end up hearing some of the Sinners yelling outside all over the Pride Ring that “Bumblebee Is Canon!” in a really happy way...

which would end up confusing him, and he could say that  “but I’m not a cannon....and I sure don’t use a cannon to fight.”

like half of the fans of the ship ended up going to Heaven and the other half ended up going to Hell....and if both sides who didn’t get to watch Volume 9, because of a certain masculine someone influencing mortals into messing with that Covid-19 mess, and don’t think I don’t know....I would of just write it off as just a coincidence, but I know there is a possibility it was not just a human element of foolishness involved....

and there are other too much of coincidences as well, that makes me want a protective feminine barrier put up around the Earth, to keep THAT and the other disgusting stuff from happening, that matches up with a certain info...

anyway back to the interesting idea about the whole Sinners from Hazformers being fans of RWBY, and end up hearing that Bumbleby becoming canon.

I think Bumblebee would be really REALLY confused, as he might think they are talking about him, but really, they are talking about Yang x Blake, and their ship name.

it’s okay not to take this weird thought seriously, but I like the idea about Bumblebee hearing half of the Sinners in the Pride Ring cry in happiness as well as yelling in happiness that “Bumbleby Is Canon!”

and he could be thinking that they are talking about him, and he has to say that he doesn’t even use a cannon.

if Charlie and Vaggie could cosplay as characters from RWBY, I think they would be Bumbleby, Charlie being Yang and Vaggie being Blake.

and I guess in theory, if Sinners start to come to the hotel to try to be redeem...

it would be so they can be reincarnated so they can watch RWBY in the human world, and get the chance to watch their ship become canon.

well if how I.M.P. are, they could just ask them to go the human world and get the seasons aka volumes of RWBY and bring them there, maybe have Charlie have some of them as well, and her becoming hook on the series.

this is more of a what if type of idea and wouldn’t have to do with the fan-canon of Hazformers, I just like the idea about some of the Sinners in the Hazformers being big fans of Bumbleby, and a newbie Sinner who starts the really happy chain events that would cause a lot of Sinners to run around and spreading the word that Bumbleby is canon.

it be interesting if Vaggie was a fan of RWBY, and never got to see her ship of Blake x Yang become canon, that is....until now.

and as soon as a Sinner runs into the hotel and yells out “BUMBLEBY IS CANON! BLAKE X YANG OF RWBY HAS BECOME CANON!!!”

which as soon as Vaggie yells out “YES!!! FINALLY!” she could of made her girlfriend jump back in surprise (which Vaggie would have to say sorry but explain that she is just really happy), and Vaggie would of course have to tell Charlie about RWBY as well as the ship known as Bumbleby, and Vaggie could be the one to get I.M.P. to get RWBY Volumes 1 to 9, so Charlie and herself can watch it together....

I don’t think Alastor would have any idea whats going on, but could be very amused by the joyful chaos from it.                                 

like it could take both Lucifer, the Overlords and even the Other Rulers of the other rings, to calm the shippers down from their being so happy at the news.

Bumblebee would be all like “this is my fault, I’m just too loved even though I don’t even use a cannon!”

and hearing this, Vaggie along with Charlie would have to explain to Bumblebee that the Sinners weren’t talking about him and being all like “say what now...?”

and then they would have to explain about ship names, and how the Bumblebee ship they were talking about can be spelled differently, and it has to do with two girls from a show called RWBY, and it has nothing to do with him or a cannon.

besides Blitzwing finding that funny, and he might know what a ship and canon ship is, but Bumblebee does not and never learned about it while on Earth.

Waspinator could find some form of amusement of Bumblebee getting some form of karma....and with how Autobots treat their prisoners, even those who are innocent, and Bumblebee didn’t mean to send a innocent bot to the stockades...

there could be some Autobots who should get karma for how they treat their prisoners, and even what happen with Waspinator when he was still Wasp.

I said it before and I will say it again...

“Frag The Elite Guard...” well, not Jazz though, since he’s cool.

I think later I will watch Transformers Animated, then Transformers Prime and then RWBY....

right now I’m going to grab a snack, and it’s okay that not everyone takes this weird post seriously.

I just like the idea of the whole Bumbleby ship confusing Bumblebee and him thinking everyone who knows about the ship, is talking about him and thinking he uses a cannon. XD                        

#hazformers #hazbin hotel theory #helluva boss theory #transformers theory #transformers animated #rwby theory #crossover #bumblebee tfa #rwby ships #blake x yang #rwby spoilers #bumbleby #canon ship #I'm weird #this is insanity #i don't care i ship it #mature audiences only #not for kids #may 2023 #do not reblog without permission

[sentinelpri]

A package is left from each of the TFA bots; it's a miniature action figure of themselves! Complete with weapons and just by folding certain parts of the body it can turn into their respective vehicle modes!

How does each bot like their gift?

Optimus Prime: Optimus doesn’t really like his appearance, so on one hand, looking at is is rough, but he does appreciate the thought behind the gift and keeps it tucked away somewhere secure so no harm can come to it.

Prowl: He admires the engineering behind such a complicated figure and fiddles with it when he’s bored but doesn’t show it off or anything. He will tell others about it if such a subject comes up in conversation, though.

Ratchet: When did he get so... old looking? Ratchet kinda laughs at first because oh my God, it really captures how he looks, but that includes capturing just how much he’s aged over the past few years and the feeling is bittersweet. He does appreciate the thought, but he probably just transforms it into vehicle mode and leaves it like that on a shelf.

Bumblebee: COOL! It has his electric blasters and everything! He shows it off to everyone and carries it around anywhere he thinks it’s safe from being damaged... Out of everyone on Team Prime, he’s definitely the most proud of his. 

Bulkhead: He blushes upon receiving it and isn’t sure how to react. A figure of him? Really? That’s so... sweet. He doesn’t transform it because he’s afraid to break it, but it’s usually displayed alongside some of his art pieces around the base.

Jazz: Another earth invention? Neat! Super neat, even. He carries it with him everywhere in a storage compartment to show to his friends and coworkers and gets pretty good at transforming it back and forth.

Sentinel Prime: He’s one of those guys that keeps it in the box because “it’s such a rare piece” and “I’d hate for my likeness to get damaged! Look at it, I’m so beautiful >:D”. It remains locked in a safe at all times because he loves it so much and doesn’t want any harm to come to it.

Ultra Magnus: He has an embarrassing amount of trouble transforming it, so it stays in bot mode, but he does like it. While he plays with it every once in a while between doing tasks to fidget with something, he usually keeps it somewhere in his room like on a nightstand or dresser top. 

Megatron: A figure of him, complete with weapons and an accurate depiction of his vehicle mode? A collector’s item that no one else is allowed to touch, he silently adores it and sticks it on the highest shelf in his room in alt mode. 

Starscream: “What a silly gift... It looks nothing like me!” He grumbles, even though it looks exactly like him and he’s utterly in love with it. He plays with it all the time, polishing it and transforming it back in forth, but only when he’s in private because he doesn’t want anyone to know about it.

Blitzwing: He just has a lot of fun with switching the faceplates back and forth between the bot mode (the figure came with all three! amazing!) and fiddling with it in his spare time. While he does show it off at first as Random, Icy and Hothead are very protective of it and usually don’t want to bring it out in front of others.

Lugnut: “it’s so small!”, literally the thing is the size of one of Lugnut’s digits and it’s so tiny that the only one who can transform it for him is Swindle- sometimes Blackarachnia. But hey, he appreciates the thought behind it and thinks it’s really cool... Can he have one of Megatron, too? Please?

Shockwave: Oh, it has both vehicle modes, his regular bot mode, and his Longarm Prime mode...? Impressive, really. He’s astonished by how well-made it is and transforms it a couple times before screwing with it to add even more features, as he does.

Blackarachnia: It has her previous body and vehicle mode as well as her current body and spider mode, which is bittersweet. She constantly switches between the four but usually only messes with it when she’s alone at night and in thought about something. 

Swindle: He almost considers selling it. “It’s a rare collector’s item, right? Some of the ladies who are so very interested me would be happy to have such a beautiful, accurate figure of me.” But he ends up liking it too much and doesn’t end up selling it. He does keep it locked away and in the box, though.

Lockdown: “Heh... Cute,” is his only response. He doesn’t take it out of box or play with it, but he does take the box out to look at every once in a blue moon, as it’s a very sentimental and sweet gift that gives him a happiness boost on the rare occasion that he needs it.

#ask #asks #my asks #request #requests #headcanon #headcanons #tf #tfa #transformers #transformers animated #optimus prime #tfa optimus prime #prowl #tfa prowl #ratchet #tfa ratchet #bumblebee #tfa bumblebee #bulkhead #tfa bulkhead #jazz #tfa jazz #sentinel prime #tfa sentinel prime #ultra magnus #tfa ultra magnus #megatron #tfa megatron #starscream