#ac.txt

[leofrith]

saying eivor is canonically 26 at the beginning of valhalla makes total sense because she is out of her goddamn mind in the way only a woman suffering through her mid-20s could be. it's #relatable. saying basim is canonically 28 at the beginning of valhalla is fucking mental. that is the most busted up 28-year-old i have ever fucking seen.

#a floodgate has been opened #let him be hytham's deadbeat dad i swear to fucking gd #ky posts text #ac.txt #assassin's creed #ac valhalla #ac mirage #eivor varinsdóttir #eivor varinsdottir #eivor wolfkissed #basim ibn ishaq #basim ibn is'haq

[abbacchiosbelt]

Abbacchio smiling a little, not telling you that you're supposed sneak up on the tarantula/scorpion so you panick as it starts to chase after you— good times, good times :)

(Hoping you have a wonderful day Haley!)

anon i forgot i'd answered a couple of animal crossing questions lately and was very confused as to why there would be scorpions and tarantulas lmao (and i am having an okay day, thank you for the well wishes)

abbacchio thinks your reaction is hilarious... and is subsequently tasked with catching one of each for laughing at you.

#ac.txt #jjba.txt #jjba abbacchio

[autochronos]

alpha dave was a Male manipulator

#ac.txt #alpha dave #dave strider #homestuck

[ipreferfiction]

get to know the blogger

@revanchxst as usual tagged me, do Not ask how long ago, so i figured i'd finally do this! i'm running out of people to tag so. @voiceofthetraveler, @sith-shenanigans, @tarrevizsla, and whoever else wants a go!

1) why did you choose your url?

honestly i don't remember! i made my tumblr way back in 2016, and I was pretty young back then, so i think i just picked something that i thought sounded cool, and now it's what i use pretty much everywhere lol

2) any sideblogs?

none that i'm willing to admit to except for cassusfett.tumblr.com which i will Never let go of

3) how long have you been on tumblr?

since september 2016 i think? that's the first archived post i have, so i'm going to assume it was somewhere around there.

4) why did you originally start your blog?

i wanted to be in fandom central and i felt like i was missing out on a bunch of stuff. joke's on me, i was in the spn fandom at that point and i'm so glad i never actually managed to make it into the fandom properly.

5) why did you choose your icon?

because i am obsessed with my own ocs and this is one of my favorite little drawings of J'lima that anyone has ever done! i love her i'm normal about swtor

6) why did you choose your header?

i read totj and now my brain is consumed by Exar Kun. @tarrevizsla my friend edited me a comics panel for a discord header and i will love em forever for it.

7) what is your post with the most notes?

this one, which is a tragedy because i have some other truly excellent shitposts

8) how many mutuals do you have?

14 i believe

9) how many followers do you have?

97

10) how many blogs do you follow?

65 (edit: just pruned down to 59), which is way fewer than i'd thought

11) have you ever made a shitpost?

i have made SO many shitposts, my favorite one of which is this:

it is saved as ass.jpg and it lives in my head rent-free.

12) how many times do you use tumblr a day?

you don't want to know

13) have you ever fought another blog?

yep! and i'd do it again

14) how do you feel about "need to reblog" posts?

i hate them. i automatically assume you have another agenda, and they're always so guilt-trippy, as if someone on tumblr dot hell is going to be the lynchpin of whatever social issue is being talked about. it's frankly very stupid

15) do you like tag games?

i love them! as evidenced by this thing lol

16) do you like ask games?

yes!!! i love the chance to ramble about whatever catches my interest

17) which of your mutuals do you think are tumblr famous?

uhhhhhhh probably @revanchxst is the closest mutual i have to tumblr famous, and that's only within a small section of the fandom

18) do you have a crush on a mutual?

i do not! but one of them is my best friend and platonic partner and i love them immensely

#things i have been tagged in #ac.txt #i have no idea how to tag these things lol

[evilneo]

:33 < just me in front meow

#:33 < moth got pushed out i think (not by me though) #ac.txt

[cnidocyst]

whats the point of the night owl ordinance if stores still close before 1AM . night owl my ass

#ac.txt

[ediefinch]

day one off of antidepressants and i already feel a lot more like myself

#ac.txt #dont take this as a reason to stop #i only stopped bc i ran out of refills

[pupcrimes]

Bangle eating a sandwich and blocking my path.

Look at her face.

She doesn't even care.

#.txt #bangle ac #ac bangle #acnh #animal crossing #ac.txt

[excessbun]

no cos i checked my passport in animal crossing for the first time in months and omg im so funny

#ac.txt

[pepsiwatermelon]

Kondraki.

WATER BOTTLE STUCK ON DICK

DUMB ASS BITCH

#Ac.txt #kondraki #dr kondraki #insult a character ask meme

[jesscmccrees]

UBISOFT FINALLY MADE A BUFF WOMAN PROTAG THE ABSOLUTE MAD LADS

#acod #WAHOO!!! #ac.txt #matt.txt

[leofrith]

excusing all of basim's many crimes because he is literally neurodivergent and a minor

#neurodivergent (tortured by the traumatic memories of the god that lives in your head) #a minor (17 and with a body count higher than god) #ky posts text #ac.txt #will i stop? who's to say #assassin's creed #basim ibn ishaq #basim ibn is'haq

[mamaserpent-blog]

"FP Jones felt too formal"

"So you went with FORSYTHE PENDLETON?"

#ac.txt #the f in FP stands for fool #slickmcwolf

[autochronos]

dude, jade harley is so interesting. everyone always puts her down to like, a furry girl who was maybe a bit lonely. but then explore dirks personality so much? i like dirk to an extent, but they're pretty similar. why do we ignore that??

#ac.txt #homestuck #jade harley #sorry im like in love with jade

[ipreferfiction]

funniest negative comment I have ever received: someone telling us to stop use "offensive gendered language" because it was demeaning towards women. this would be valid, as gendered insults can upset people for valid reasons! however.

the statement in question was a man calling his own long hair a bitch in battle.

#ac.txt #god i love the internet actually #this is the funniest thing that's ever happened to me i love hate comments

[evilneo]

:33 < mm... time fur a catnap purhaps

#:33 < im sooo tired #ac.txt