#stresses me out man

[austinf8cks]

dude i fucking hate dating apps how am i supposed to know if i like you based off of three or four photos and a vague description of your personality

#stresses me out man #i dont know these people #demisexual #????

[queen-breha-organa]

Did I ever tell you guys about that one time that a boy I liked tied to hold my hand and I was so genuinely touch starved that I physically recoiled and then threw up in a beach bathroom

#does that explain more things about me #I really liked him #but human contact #and any form of affection #stresses me out man

[soldiertransgender]

im not even gonna dress up for halloween this year 

#stresses me out man #i'm still gonna wear a funky lil hat or smth tho

[introductionpresence]

i have work experience tomorrow but i don't want tooooo

#i don't want to have to interact with people tbh #stresses me out man #and possibly the day after help

[artisfaction]

Dungeon Meshi Manga Text Posts [ beware light spoilers ]

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And there was no caption that would have been be funnier than the original manga panel, so this is a BONUS, because I think everyone should see it.

#dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #manga spoilers #80% of those are me making fun of Kabru sorry not sorry #I love this man he's so funny #He really should have been at the club #I've never seen a 22yo more stressed out #mithrun #kabru of utaya #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #marcille donato #marcille dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #chilchuk dungeon meshi #kabru dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi text posts #test posts

[just-eyobis]

Me: something's wrong with this tub?? It's on its side??

My boss: what tub? Is it on the floor?

Me: no. It's on its side, on top of the other tubs

My boss not looking: I don't know anything about that.

Me looking at a tube falling down towards the sideways tub: I don't know anything about this either?!??

My boss: *ignoring me

#this is why I freaking hate telling these people #that I think something is wrong #they're either ''no it's not'' or "you're imagining things'' #and then a month later they're like #OH HEY WE FOUND THIS ERROR #no I did dummy🤦🏼 #work talk #stresses me out man

[shittysawtraps]

local teen copycat killer starts trapping people so john tracks her down but instead of trapping her he has a long conversation with her about the stresses in her life and how to better cope with them

#saw franchise #shitty saw traps #mod amanda #her: idk it’s just that school is so stressful and nobody treats me well there #john who’s trying so hard to be a good influence to balance out all his murders: have you considered that the world is unfair #and any power that you want you have to take #her: what the fuck man

[smokbeast]

this company do be lethal damn

#i dont like the smiling man he stresses me teh FUCK out #lethal company #lethal company fanart #games #fanart #videogames #art #my art

[chamomiletealeaf]

Need John Price to sit me on his lap and hold my legs back by my thighs while he uses a vibrator on me. Burying his face in my neck telling me how good I’m doing while he looks down and watches.

Need him in full tactical gear too and me in only his shirt, panties pulled off to the side, and cute fuzzy socks while he makes me cum and squirt like 4 times.

That would solve all my problems, methinks.

#final papers have me stressed tf out #he could fix me #need a much older man with authority to fuck me good #need him #i love him #call of duty #cod mw3 #cod mw2 #real #modern warfare x reader #captain john price #john price #john price mw2 #john price x reader #john price cod #captain johnathan price #captain john price x reader #captain price cod #captain price x reader

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Take care of Ramon, take care of Richas, ok? See you on the other side, big boy.

Fit: [Laughs] Take it easy, big boy. Take it easy, big boy. Actually, nononono– You can't just say "big boy" and then just expect me to not drag you outta here. [Fit tries to lasso Pac] You're coming with me.

Pac: No, I need to leave!

Fit: You're coming with me. You are not dying today! You are not dying today!

Pac: I need to leave, Fit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Ironmouse: Are you guys like, having sexy time?

Fit: There's homosexual activity going on Mouse, don't worry about us, ok?

Ironmouse: You guys, we don't have time to be gay right now.

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Pac: I'm just here to say goodbye to you, Fit.

Fit: Goodbye? We're not– we're gonna be fine, we're going to get out of here, don't worry.

Aypierre: Yeah, don't worry!

Pac: I know, but like– I will sleep until the end, you know? I will pass through this moment sleeping, man. I won't be able to be awake for the moment.

Fit: [Laughs] You know, it's– I mean, if that's how you wanna go, but– I mean, that- I mean, isn't that bed kind of like.... I don't know, it's–

Pac: No no, I will be staying on the sofa, you know, I will be staying on the sofa.

Fit: Oh the sofa. Ok, that's a nice sofa! Yeah, that is a pretty nice sofa.

Pac: Yeah, it's a nice sofa right? No, yeah– I'm going to stay on the sofa, you know? So, since I will be going Fit... [Pac starts tossing Fit all his items]

Aypierre: [Not paying attention to their conversation] Is that bigger cell? I don't think it's a bigger- biggest one.

Fit: Oh... Thank you Pac, thank you.

Pac: Everything you need to survive, ok?

Fit: Wow.

Aypierre: Wow.

Pac: And if you need this one also, maybe, who knows? [Throws him more items]

Fit: Ohhh, well hey– just take this to remember me by, ok? [Tosses him a photo of himself – the same one Aypierre was carrying all day yesterday]

Pac: [Laughs] Ok, I will sleep holding the picture you know, like this. You know, I will dream about you, Fit. And I hope this is gonna be good dreams. I see you in the other side. Good luck, my friend.

Fit: The other side... Yeah, you know, yeah, we– we– you know? It's been an honor, Pac. It's been an honor, you know?

Pac: Yeah, for me too, you know? Take care of Ramon, take care of Richas, ok?

Fit: Ok.

Pac: See you on the other side, big boy.

Fit: I will sing your praise– Oh yeah, hey– [Laughs] Take it easy, big boy. Take it easy, big boy. Actually, nononono– You can't just say "big boy" and then just expect me to not drag you outta here. You're coming with me.

Pac: No, I need to leave!

Fit: You're coming with me. You are not dying today! You are not dying today!

Pac: I need to leave, Fit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Fit: Sorry, there's–

Pac: I'm sorry!

Ironmouse: Are you guys like, having sexy time?

Fit: There's homosexual activity going on Mouse, don't worry about us, ok?

Ironmouse: You guys, you guys– we don't have time to be gay right now, come on. There's no time.

Pac: No, there's no time! Oh, goodbye Fit...

Fit: Ok, c'mon, no no no, come on, we got this we got this!

Pac: Goodbye Fit, I'm sorry!

Fit: [Laughs] Oh no...

#Pactw #FitMC #Hideduo #FitPac #QSMP #QSMP Prison #January 22 2024 #So canonically how do you guys view this moment? #Did Pac just canonically conk out from stress? #Did he take sleeping pills on purpose to sleep through whatever awful thing was inevitably going to happen? #Curious to hear what other people think #I like to imagine the stress finally got to him #He spent the entire time trying to mirror things he saw Cell doing #and finally cried about it to Bagi #I can't blame him if he wants to sleep through the rest of it. Man's living in a place that's actively making him relive past trauma #Fit says he's carrying Pac in his backpack but I like to imagine that he just gave Pac a piggy back ride the entire way home :D #I imagined that for Purgatory too #it's cute #idk the whole idea of very traumatized characters being so comfortable around certain people #Idk the idea Pac feeling so safe around Fit #(despite being in a place that is actively stressing him out) #that he feels alright falling asleep and trusting him / Mike to protect him is sweet to me #Idk man I'm a big fan of the ''literal sleeping together'' trope #I love when characters take naps together it's so cute #esp when it's two traumatized characters with a lot of baggage / trust issues #It's nice #anyways I got way off topic with these tags LMAO sorry #I was gonna edit this down but I like the entire conversation so I'm leaving it as is #The YouTube editor living in my brain: Not great for viewer retension #Me: Shhhhhhhh I'm an Archivist. I can do whatever I want.

[madame-mongoose]

yes man my beautiful wifw yes man...

#i was debating posting thios today but #whateverrrr #my art dont get notes anymore anyway LMAO #yes man loves shooting people and getting me in trouble he stresses me out 😭 #yes man #fallout new vegas #yes man fnv #courier six #self ship #my art

[ride-a-dromedary]

"Halsin shouldn't be that big or muscular or look middle aged because he's an elf and the lore sa-"

I actually think he should be bigger and look more middle aged, personally.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #the man has been non-stop stressed for a century like i'm surprised that didn't prematurely age him MORE #i think he *should* have silver hairs peppered throughout from the endless stress he's been under #and be built like a professional strong man with a significant healthy layer of fat because he *hibernates* and is *practically strong* #and because he says he likes sweet things and doesn't find any point in denying himself things he likes #so you're telling me that man is chiseled and cut like an unhealthy bodybuilder? #no i don't think so #'elf lore says-' this game is literally all about curbing your expectations when it comes to what people are 'meant' to be #elf lore says a lot of things that halsin fits *to a t* - his appearance being out of the 'norm' is not a flaw #but it doesn't matter then does it? only when he physically fits the species paradigm? #'that's not how elf aging works!' why not? you've seen how human's age yeah? different people age in different ways #you can line up ten 50 year olds next to one another and not a single one of them will look the same #the thing is that under every single umbrella there is diversity of experience #people will look and age differently from others - that's just how life and genetic diversity *works* #anyway this is a gripe at two different things at once don't mind me

[lamina-tsrif]

the new one piece chapter goes so unbelieveibly fucking hard. however. i genuinely think that was the meanest thing sanji could have ever called zoro ever

#one piece #one piece is crazy good this week etc etc #but. oh MAN #burden????? from SANJI?????? to ZORO???????? #oda?? zoro n sanji fallout arc after egghead????? for me??? please???????????? 🙏🙏 #and it was out of left field????? #i get sanji being stressed out bc everythings blowing up but like. normally it would only be 'idiot' or 'dumbass' or just 'mosshead' #but burden??? with that panel he looks so fucking serious like it wasnt a joke #i know he didnt say that knowing zoro could hear it. why the fuck did he say that #the way my mouth fucking fell open #one piece spoilers

[rainymoodlet]

永遠の夏 — eternal summer.

#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 screenshots #sim: daniel #;kmik #|| #the new kiss me in komorebi has 365 days of summer and it is beautiful #i’m tool-modding the hell out of the streets and building cafes and the new mansion and just #fuwahhh it feels so clean and empty of stress #look at him 🥺 you can hear the cicadas and the peaceful leaves rustling man #missed my beautiful beautiful baby boy #the contestants are back with new makeovers we’re… we’re forging 💪 #i want this world and the rest of the challenge #to feel like the static warm bubble fizz of a citypop nostalgia babey

[gigamuffinsofie]

mr walking spoiler

#i. cannot stress enough. this man used to give me stomach cramps #im back in the BOX!! #stanford pines #watch my artstyle change everytime my interests do #i am NOT giving up on drawing sailor stuff don't worry im just taking a prolonged break so you're just getting impulse sketches for now #i think 16 year old me would be very happy that i did eventually end up drawing ford #because i could not figure it out as a teen #gravity falls

[crowleys-bentley-and-plants]

From now on every time i want to apologise for existing i will look at a picture of Crowley and think "he would not care for it"

#fuck man i want to apologise for ranting about me stressing out about exams and stuff #it just doesn't feel like something i should be getting upset about yk there are much worse things in the world and stuff idk #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #go2