Eddie: Please tell me you didn’t drag Stan into this
Richie: I did not drag Stan into this
*Doorbell rings*
Eddie: Who’s that?
Richie: I think you know
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kid: why do people congratulate you when Mommy is the one making the baby?
ben: because I helped
kid: how?
ben:
kid:
ben: I read her the instructions
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okay i’m impatient so i’m probably gonna do multiple oneshots
that being said
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why in gay couples is one of them always named steve or eddie
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bill: richie, you'll be working with eddie and stan.
richie alright! my fantasy threesome!
the losers:
richie: ...of people on a team.
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no matter who Stan is dating he calls them babylove
you can’t convince me otherwise
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So, yeah, I'm watching It Chapter Two again and it still frickin hurts every time Stanley gets the call from Mike and goes to take a bath. You deserved better, Stanley Uris and we love you.
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watching the saw franchise:
Richie: (to bill) you know, you remind me a lot of that guy from the first movie
Bill: Adam? The dead one?
Richie: Yeah. He’s a lot like you
Stan: how?
Richie: he’s a whiny little bitch. all he does is whine and cry
Bill hits Richie with a pillow
Bill: That’s rude and wrong. Right, guys?
Stan and Eddie watch the movie quietly and avoid the question
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Stan: There’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot
Stan: Richie and Eddie use that line as a jump rope
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if i can’t have them, i make them gay.
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please someone roleplay with me from it
i’m 21 and very open to any ideas, but i also have a list of some as well! minors DNI
i’m open to reddie, stozier, streddie, steddie, stenbrough, and bichie. i’m also open to any characters, but have the most experience with richie
please either comment, message me, or add me on discord at dust.speck if you’re interested!!
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They say you should start as you mean to go on.🎇💗
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