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incorrect-losers · 5 months
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Richie: It’s in your blood!
Mike: That’s racist
Richie: Your soul!
Mike: That’s racist
Richie: Your eyes?
Mike: That’s gay?
Richie: That’s homophobic
Mike: That’s black
Richie: That’s racist!
Mike: Damn
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guysimtoohigh · 8 months
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kid: why do people congratulate you when Mommy is the one making the baby?
ben: because I helped
kid: how?
ben:
kid:
ben: I read her the instructions
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suddenlymicah · 6 months
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the losers club is just richie and bills harem
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the-angry-pixie · 4 months
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the losers love each other moodboards (20/?) - Hanzier 🎧
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antisociallilbrat · 10 months
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It's Mike time baby, he needs some love
-Mike and Bill take scenic drives all the time. In the book Mike's dad would send him to different places around Derry to find or see cool or interesting things and because of that Mike found a lot of great views and he and Bill would take his truck to those spots and just read or talk or cuddle together. Mike is a very astute observer of his friends and so whenever he notices that something's bothering Bill, he whisks him away to these beautiful spots he finds.
-Bev loves to take Mike on days out. She calls them "Adventures". She loves finding new restaurants or coffee shops they've never been to or seeing indie movies she's never heard of at local theaters. Even in a clown-less universe, Mike still spent a lot of his formative years working on the farm instead of having fun so she's trying to make up for that now for him.
-Mike and Eddie take random classes all the time. They love picking up new skills. It started when Eddie got everyone CPR certified and they saw an ad for a cooking class on the way out and they're the only ones interested. Then follows knitting and gardening and dance and so on.
-Mike and Richie both took a gap year before heading to college. They didn't feel ready and so instead they went on a cross-country road trip together. Mike had seen so little in his life and he was so excited. Richie took enough polaroids to fill two albums and was in charge of the music. Mike picked all the stops and was adamant they see every dumb local attraction they could.
-Stan gets Mike incredibly invested in birdwatching as a hobby. At first Stan thought he kept offering to go with him because he's kind, but Mike eventually started getting his own gear and his own bird book, he packed them lunches, and then he found them a local group of birdwatchers for them to join. They stand out a bit as 20-somethings in a group made up of seniors, but that doesn't bother them. Stan still insists they go with just each other about half of the time though.
-One year for Mike's birthday, Ben built him a chicken coop in their backyard. He knew that Mike was happy to be in the city with his friends, but that he was definitely a bit homesick for the farm. Ben helped him hatch some chicks and raise them. They both cried tears of joy when their first chick hatched. Each of the Losers got to name one. The Loser's cook only with Mike's eggs from that day forward.
Rose everytime you grace my inbox it's absolute blessing- and to bring some love for Mike while you're at it <33 aaaaa okay okay
-Mike is so the guy to take long rides to clear his head and I'm happy to think about him including Bill on them. Sometimes they talk, sometimes they listen to music, and other times they just drive in silence with the windows rolled down and breathing in all that open space
-I read this point and the first thing that popped into my head was that 'treat yourself' meme and yes these two do that. They treat themselves to new restaurants and experiences but i can also see them being thrift shop buddies? They've definitely done the bit where you go to like goodwill and pick out silly outfits for the person you're with. They have a good time with it
-Eddie and Mike taking random classes is top tier. Yes they both know how to make pottery, knit, scrapbook and they've taken at least one intro class of a foreign language. It's just fun and sometimes they'll flip a coin to see what's the next class they're going ot.
-Speaking of scrapbooking that came in real handy with this one. Mike and Richie taking a cross country road trip aaaa. I can see Mike sitting in the passenger seat with a map and circling every little tourist trap he wants to go to and him and Richie both being genuinely excited over the littlest things, it's such a sweet image <3
-Stan and Mike birdwatching :( Mike loves animals so of course he'd actually get excited about this and the boy already loves to learn so he eat ups every fact Stan gives him about birds. And honestly these are the two losers that would hang out with a group of seniors- it's very on brand for them. Stan already dresses like an old man and all the old ladies love Mike bc he's so charming. Stan may or may not be jealous.
-Something about how Mike and Ben are already kinda seen as the 'mother hens' of the losers and then them raising actual chickens...and yes Mike has all the kisses for Ben when he sees that chicken coop and the chicks they hatch might as well be their actual children let's be honest
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authzine · 9 months
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Welcome to Issue #1's introduction post!
An Unauthorized Town History is an IT fanzine!
!!NOW ACCEPTING CONTRIBUTIONS FOR THE FIRST ISSUE!!
About the zine. | F.A.Q. | How to contribute. Contribution requirements. | Customization & tailoring.
The focus of Issue #1 is spotlighting fans.
The final date for contributions to be submitted is the 23rd of September, 2023. Its projected publish date is the 30th of September, 2023, and it will be completely free and published digitally.
AUTH will be accepting answers to our Fan Interview and including them in the zine. Fanworks will also be accepted, in all mediums. NO APPLICATION REQUIRED. Fanworks can include things like IT-focused crossword puzzles, word searches, paper dolls, recipes, audiofics, along with all of the regular guys. Just check the contribution requirements for more information.
There is no other theme than the seasonal theme of issues being published in September, that being: autumnal activities / Halloween. Creators do NOT need to adhere to the theme! All works are welcome.
AUTH will also include, should there be participants, a Seeking Roleplay Partner (includint tabletop RPGs) / Pen Pal section. You do NOT have to be a contributor in order to include a blurb in this section. See this page for more information.
Additionally, you may request a fan event, or IT fannish merchandise be advertised in the zine. You do NOT have to be a contributor in order to do this. Please DM the editor via this blog or on Twitter.
Please send an ask, DM, or email if you have any questions or concerns!
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Richie and “We have a problem”
Richie: We have a problem.
Bill: If you mean the flaming pillar, that’s our solution to last week’s problem.
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Richie: We have a problem.
Stan: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps getting into one.
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Richie: We have a problem.
Eddie: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then get out.
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Richie: We have a problem.
Bev: You call it a problem, I call it a solution!
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Richie: We have a problem.
Mike: Gimme a second, I’m not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
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Richie: We have a problem.
Ben: Let me guess, you caused it?
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derry-dyke · 1 year
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everyone loves talkin abt mike and bill or richie and eddie and dont get me wrong i love those dynamics but why does nobody talk about richie and mike's friendship? they love each other so much pls 😭
mike holding richie back when he and bill fought and then again when neibolt house was collapsing, richie killing bowers to stop him from killing mikey (and then immediately cracking a joke and vomiting on/near him), richie seeing mike about to get skewered by pennywise and finally fighting back against it, referencing pennywise's taunts of truth or dare out loud and everything, the way mike drags that grown ass lanky man kicking and screaming out of the collapsing cistern and house and doesn't let go long enough at any point to risk losing richie too, and finally the way mike comes up behind richie to rest his forehead on his shoulder when he starts to cry over eddie at the barrens. their friendship doesn't get enough appreciation.
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lazyasexual · 8 months
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There's no bigger pain than shipping a rarepair of a fandom that is moments away from basically dying (I know there's bigger isseus, but I like being dramatic)
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sweatshirtboobs · 1 year
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been watching the NOTLD franchise and i made myself cry thinking about Mike, Bill, and Richie during a zombie apocalypse. Bill and Richie go get supplies while Mike watches their hideout and Richie gets bit and wounded badly. Richie tells Bill to leave because he doesn't want him to have to kill him he tries to be funny and make suicide jokes, but Bill knows Richie is afraid and doesn't want to die alone. he refuses to leave his boyfriend alone. they go back to Mike and they take care of Richie. Richie makes them promise they'll shoot him since they won't let him do it himself, he doesnt want to turn into a zombie "....even if these fuckers are kind of cool in a fucked up way" they hold Richie tight, they give him lots of kisses, and they let him know they love him. he takes his last breath, and Bill points the gun at Richie's forehead, but he can't bring himself to do it. Mike puts his hand over Bill's and they pull the trigger together. they break down in each other's arms.
alternatively Bill holds Richie in his arms til he dies. he waits a bit for Richie to turn so zombies don't eat his body before he can be buried properly. he waits for Richie's body to start twitching before shooting him the head then goes back to Mike. Mike is happy and relieved that his boyfriends returned until he notices it's only Bill, who is slowly stumbling, eyes vacant. he starts to panic thinking Bill is a zombie and Richie is hurt or dead somewhere til Bill chokes out a sob and drops to his knees. the lump in Mike's throat gets tighter and the tears are already spilling down his cheeks as he runs over to Bill, cradling his face. "Bill? are you hurt?" Bill shakes his head from side to side. Mike knows the answer before he ask his second question "Richie?" Bill crashes into Mike's chest "h-he s-saved me, and i-i couldn't-" Mike holds him, running his fingers through crimson hair. it matches the splotches on his shirt, is that Richie? Mike rest forehead on Bill's head, shoulders shaking. "i couldn't save him, Mikey."
"it's not your fault Bill." Mikes reassures him, but he knows Bill. knows it's falling on deaf ears. he starts to regret not going with them. he starts to feel hopeless.
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natodemorallis · 8 months
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Un hanzi enmarcado por la profundidad del Black Work. Entre los omóplatos, este tatuaje simboliza un significado profundo y atemporal. El símbolo en círculo agrega un toque de misterio a esta obra de arte en la piel. 🖤🈶 #TatuajeHanzi #BlackWork #TatuajeEspalda #ArteEnPiel #MujeresTatuadas #TatuajeNegro #SignificadoProfundo #Misterio
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incorrect-losers · 27 days
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Mike: Do you think the wind is ever trying to tell us something and we don’t know how to hear it anymore?
Richie: I just want you to stop saying odd shit
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Welcome to the It Loser Ships MEGABRAWL!!!
Hello Clowntown.
Do you have a favorite It ship? Do you want to think about random dynamics and which ones you like better? Are you curious about fandom metrics on ships? Do you want to rep your rarepair?
Then I've got just the poll bracket for you!
With the input/help from friends, I decided I'm going to host a Losers best ship bracket.
The rules and parameters:
Reddie is disqualified. We all know they would landslide the win, so we have to put the boundary somewhere if we wanna watch the polls like Gay Clowns Superbowl. Don't worry, we still love those two idiots.
Only Losers are allowed in the ships - sorry StanPat, you would have gotten so far if you were allowed and I love you.
Polls last one day each. Remember to get your votes in before the end of the day!
There will be 5 rounds, with the 6th round revealing the winner.
Due to the number of ships here (20), the second round is a little whack. Here is the bracket:
ROUND 1: 1a. Beveddie (Bev/Eddie) vs. Kaspbrough (Bill/Eddie)✔️ 1b. Kasplon (Mike/Eddie) vs. Steddie(Stan/Eddie)✔️ 1c. Hansbrak(Ben/Eddie) vs. Beverie(Bev/Richie)✔️ 1d. Bichie(Bill/Richie)✔️ vs. Hanzier(Ben/Richie)
ROUND 2: 2a. Stozier (Stan/Richie)✔️ vs. Kaspbrough(Bill/Eddie) 2b. Michie(Mike/Richie) vs. Steddie(Stan/Eddie)✔️ 2c. Billverly(Bill/Bev) vs. Beverie(Bev/Richie)✔️ 2d. Beverlon(Mike/Bev)✔️ vs. Stanverly(Stan/Bev) 2e. Benverly (Ben/Bev) vs. Bike(Bill/Mike)✔️ 2f. Stenbrough(Stan/Bill)✔️ vs. Denscom(Ben/Bill) 2g. Stanlon(Stan/Mike)✔️ vs. Benlon(Ben/Mike) 2h. Stanscom (Stan/Ben) vs. Bichie(Bill/Richie)✔️
ROUND 3: 3a. Stozier(Stan/Richie) ✔️vs. Steddie(Stan/Eddie) 3b. Beverie(Bev/Richie)✔️ vs. Beverlon(Mike/Bev) 3c. Bike(Bill/Mike)✔️ vs. Stenbrough(Stan/Bill) 3d. Stanlon(Stan/Mike)✔️ vs. Bichie(Bill/Richie)
ROUND 4: 4a. Stozier(Stan/Richie)✔️ vs. Beverie(Bev/Richie) 4b. Bike(Bill/Mike)✔️ vs. Stanlon(Stan/Mike)
ROUND 5: 5a. Stozier(Stan/Richie) vs. Bike(Bill/Mike)✔️
ROUND 6: WINNER OF THE ULTIMATE LOSERS SHIP MEGABRAWL, EARNING THE TITLE OF THE SECOND-MOST-POPULAR-IT-SHIP.
The Grand Prize:
Whichever ship wins the bracket will receive a fanart of it by me since I do want there to be some type of stakes! Plus, it's fun for me to look forward to it!
ROUND ONE
Beveddie vs. Kaspbrough
Kasplon vs. Steddie
Hansbrak vs. Beverie
Bichie vs. Hanzier
ROUND TWO
Stozier vs. Kaspbrough
Michie vs. Steddie
Billverly vs. Beverie
Beverlon vs. Stanverly
Benverly vs. Bike
Stenbrough vs. Denscom
Stanlon vs. Benlon
Stanscom vs. Bichie
ROUND THREE
Stozier vs. Steddie
Beverie vs. Beverlon
Bike vs. Stenbrough
Stanlon vs. Bichie
ROUND FOUR
Stozier vs. Beverie
Bike vs. Stanlon
ROUND FIVE
Stozier vs. Bike
ROUND SIX
WINNER OF THE SECOND-MOST-POPULAR-IT-SHIP: 🎉BIKE! 🎉
Overall Rankings:
FIRST PLACE: Bike (Bill/Mike)
SECOND PLACE: Stozier(Stan/Richie)
THIRD: Beverie(Bev/Richie)
FOURTH: Stanlon(Stan/Mike)
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itnewsletter · 1 year
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Issue #7
Monday, April 10th - missed in Issue #6:
Fanmix
[x] the losers club by @stained-glass-sketchbook
Tuesday, April 11th:
Challenges/Events
[x] reddie week 2023 official announcement by @reddieweek
Fanart
[x] richie tozier by @horov
[x] stozier by @whatthefuckisasweep
[x] mike hanlon by @whatthefuckisasweep
[x] kaspbrough by @whatthefuckisasweep
[x] the losers club & pennywise by @micelangelooo
[x] bowers gang by @toffiproto
[x] beverly & eddie & richie by @boohonya
[x] stanley uris by @noodles-and-tea
Fancomic
[x] @gloomy-prince now allowing early access on Patreon
Fanfiction
[x] reddie by @fuckbitchesgetreddie
[teenage love triangle] reddie by @eddietoz
[Де ми є] reddie by Katerina_Catharsis on AO3
[Falling in Love for a Second Time] stenbrough by Your_Friendly_Neighborhood_Cryptid on AO3
[Eddie Kaspbrak Cures Homophobia] reddie by hownowredclown on AO3
Gifset
[x] benverly by @proudestof
Polls
[x] choose your (neibolt) fighter by @the-losers-are-still-losing
Wednesday, April 12th:
Fanart
[x] beverly marsh by @tobi-mostly
[x] eddie kaspbrak by snaalfoss on Twitter
[x] reddie by snaalfoss on Twitter
[x] beverly marsh by fredpetrof on Twitter
Fanfiction
[x] bichie by @antisociallilbrat
[When Will You Be Back?] stenbrough by The_Buggs_Brain on AO3
[The Guilt of the Eight] losers club parents & pennywise by Liv45No on AO3
[Take Me Home] reddie by hinaki_mio on AO3
[sleeping with ghosts] hanzier by Anonymous on AO3
[Your new finger nails] reddie by EddieKantBreathe on AO3
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veganmikehanlon · 1 year
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Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it!
I can’t believe you remembered that.
Hanzier-proposal
Eddie Kaspbrak Talks to a Girl
E comes out to M&B
Unspoken
Emotionally Stunted White Men
The Start
Dear Diary,
Once You Go Pack
Babe is Gender Neutral
Fake Dating
Robin’s Foray into Lingerie
I might like it [being different]
stancy babygirl
United Stanlon
Vanilla Latte pt. 2
Prisoner of Your Eyes
Conan the Bisexual
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guysimtoohigh · 2 years
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eddie: are you wearing makeup? where did your freckles go?
richie: huh? oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade, eds
eddie: I see...
(later)
eddie, beating the snow with a shovel while angrily mumbling: give. him. back. his. freckles. you. bitch.
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