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notdelusionalatall · 16 days

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 2 months

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Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard.

Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!

Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.

Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels.

Oh… I’m sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?

Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Uh, I’m looking for somebody.

Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who I’m lookin for?

Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh… Fighting off that uh.

What’d ya-what’d ya call it?

Uh, you called it a…

Gabriel : A mere object?

Columbo : That’s right. A mere object.

Phenomenal work.

I gotta tell ya. Robots, I don’t trust em myself.

Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-

Gabriel : Uh, yes.

That’s very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction?

Columbo : Uh, certainly. So I’m, uh, I’m lieutenant Columbo. Uh, I’m with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department.

Gabriel : Homicide? You can’t kill a machine.

Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um… Well… Ya can certainly love one.

Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I don’t- I don’t know what you’re implying there with that statement!

As you can tell I… Despise machines and wouldn’t think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.

Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, it’s completely unthinkable.

Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies.

Uh, and I just can’t imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.

It’s a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.

Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen.

Detective. I can explain, okay?

Those belong to- uh! That guy over there!

*Filth-like scream*

Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak!

Some kinda pervert. I don’t know why we keep him around.

But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it.

Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh.

It’s just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.

You’re-You’re under arrest, I’m killing you.

Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*

Oh detective.

Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.

Gabriel : I’m afraid you’ve made a grave mistake.

Because, in fact… What is going to happen instead…

Is actually what I’m gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER

I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

SON OF A BITCH

AHHG YOU BASTARD

I’LL RIP YOU APART

PIECE OF SHIT

YOU FUCK

ASSHOLE

BITCH

*Grunting*

Oh Shit.

Oh. What have I done?

V1 : Bro, tell me you didn’t just kill a fucking cop.

Gabriel : The law will be here any second now…

Machine, flush the drugs.

V1 : No way, bro. Let’s smoke that.

Gabriel : All of it?!?

Hm… One last ride…

Well, alright.

*coughing his lungs out*

V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesn’t do anything!

*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #alt title was: columbo interrupted their RP session #gabes reaction to someone getting in between him and v1 (or at least pillows of it) is to rip them to shreds. yeah i mean that checks out!!#the way he says 'Some kinda pervert' is so funny to me i cant stop replaying it #this took me. so long. oh my god. no post tomorrow. im not strong enough.#sanest bit of 2024 #and probably the longest bit ever. holy shit.#also he used the wrong filter for columbo here but here is my totally Canon Explanation #If they are in hell he had to become a husk.. duh.

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flowersandfalsehoods · 7 days

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i'm not insane i'm not manipulative i'm not evil i'm not despicable i'm not disgusting i'm not horrible i'm not insane i'm not insane i'm

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skyward-floored · 6 months

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wait WAIT I'VE GOT IT

THEY SHOULD DO THE ZELDA MOVIE LIKE THE PRINCESS BRIDE WHERE IT'S A GRANDPA TELLING THE STORY TO HIS GRANDKID

#legend of zelda #zelda movie #loz movie #rambles from the floor #any inconsistencies can be chalked up to the grnadpa being dramatic or 'making it a better story'#the kid is like 'were those octopus bad guys that shot rocks really called octorocks' and the grandpa is just like 'yes stop interrupting'#plot twist the grandpa is like Link or looks vaguely like him #no no wait he can look like Link's uncle/Talon/Tarin YES #actually yknow what the whole movie should just be sort of like the princess bride #goofy and heartfelt!!!!#they should put me in charge of this movie i have great ideas

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shesmanic · 2 months

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i love listening to mitski and crying

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useramor · 5 months

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maybe it's just me but when a kid calls your name a million times just to say "WATCH THIS" and then jumps and falls like.....that's the greatest thing ever like the whole entire world is so new to you and even the little things feel like the greatest accomplishments and you want to share it with ME? you find something that makes your little kid brain go "WOW!!!! NEAT!!!!" and the first thing you do is turn around and call my name............i will love you forever

#before anyone tries to be like 'actually this is rly annoying and tiring' like yeah but like #i'm a parentified older sister and my 10 yr old sister's favorite person #i get like a million BIA BIA BIA every day #sometimes it IS tiring but i try to respond as much as i can u know #she's gonna grow up soon and she's gonna stop calling my name and when that day comes i think it'll kill me #so i do my best to go 'wow that's so cool kid!' whenever she searches for my affection #bc i love her more than anything in this entire world #and i'm tearing up writing this #also just in the time it took me to write this post i got interrupted 4 times #scratch that 5 #she just called me again sldfgjkh #be quiet bia

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skylessnights · 7 months

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*Do-young in the middle of killing someone*

Dong-soo: W-Wait...STOP!

Do-young: 🙄

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ciggiestash · 24 days

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do not wear thigh highs in public it only causes suffering ☹️

#girlblogging #girlblogger #girl interrupted #lana del rey #violet harmon #2014 grunge #coquette #american horror story #female manipulator #tate langdon #gloomy coquette #im just a girl #I just wanna dress cute please stop saying weird stuff to me

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bewereyote · 2 months

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Imagining Yeva's husband being a sweetheart puts me into shambles —— hugging her from behind and she relaxes into his arms, any and all problems melting away. They're so soft to me and tragically so

#I just want them to be happy ☹️#I can't stop thinking about Russianduet this morning it's actually so over for me #bonus points if they get interrupted by little Doll ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️#Russianduet #murder drones #md yeva

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delusionsofanuntamedmind · 23 days

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im a simple girl, i just want to be the girl with the most cake

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desceros · 6 months

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I feel like Donnie would be mush for his teeny, itty bitty little baby girl.

someone has been peeking in my google drive again i see....

yeah i think he (rise donnie specifically since that's the papatello i'm working on) would be one of those dads who has a big talk about how he's so strict, about the intense regiment he has his kid on to maximize their development, and he's always the most annoying piece of shit at the PTA meeting. flex brag flex brag

but then his little toddler comes up to him on wobbly legs and puts her hands on his calf, tapping at him for his attention and looks up at him with paint all over her face from where she got into the art supplies at the back of the classroom and made a huge ass mess, and he just melts at her crooked little grin (bc dad is the favorite) and is completely incapable of chastising her in any shape or form

that changes when she grows up and starts to act so much like him that he HAS to be firmer with her. the first time he has to put her in time out they both ugly cry a lot

#ask tag #oh god. don't get me started on papatello anon-chan i am on a fuckin RAZOR THIN MARGIN HERE #'don. hon. listen. i love you so much.'#'...and yet i sense a *but* coming'#'...but you have GOT to stop hitting reply all and telling the entire school our daughter is the light of your life and the best child.#i got THREE phone calls from the principal at work this morning. also why isn't YOUR number the one on the file???'#'scoff. i shall stop doing it when it stops being true. also im doing important work that can't be interrupted.'#'but you can interrupt it long enough to draft a fucking five thousand word essay on why our child is the best of all time??!?'#'hm. you're right. it should probably be at least ten thousand. i need the space to discuss her academic achievements as well. good point.'#'SHE IS FOUR.'#papatello

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menace-bitch · 2 years

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#our third life #stop calling me a meme #the earth is flat #girlboss #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girl interrupted syndrome #girlblogger #girlbloggeraesthetic #female hysteria #femcel #girlblog #girlblogging #angelcore #slay #female rage #333

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the-cookie-of-doom · 5 days

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i am feeling. emotions. and I'm not being allowed to curl up in my nest and ignore them because my grandma is over Doing Her Thing, so instead I'm just. at my desk. vibrating. pretending to study. bc I can't actually focus enough to really study :' )

#cookie speaks #plz help idk what to do #it's like im frozen #buffering #not having a good time #my grandma won't leave me alone #im so tempted to just leave and go to the library or smthn #but it's v far away and i don't study as well away from my stuff #unless im specifically meeting up with people #but god damn she will NOT stop interrupting

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adreamthatsworthkeeping · 5 months

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I had to capture my favourite part in the whole episode.

#Please don't interrupt me with your pressing issue #I am trying to learn this fascinating language could you please stop hurrying me!#also I wanted to put the emphasis on the learning because I loved that but it wouldn't let me #I might try to do the whole interaction because that was good too #doctor who #dw #doctor who spoilers #dw spoilers

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amygdalae · 11 months

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My dad has finally deemed me worthy of some of the shrooms he grew hehehe >:^)

#he just wanted to make sure i was properly briefed about dosage and the do's and don'ts of a shroom trip #most of which i already knew cuz ive tripped from other stuff and trip-sat for friends and i have microdosed them before #he did say theyre like a spiritual thing for him and i shouldnt do them just to get high and have fun lol #but like if i have a little fun he cant stop me so.#anyways once i have a day free where im not worried abt interruption i think ill start with a smallish dose and do some drawing

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angelunderheaven · 24 days

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'People expect so much of an attractive person. I mean people are very critical on me. It makes me tense. Even when I lay down I'm tense. I've got an enormous imagination. I imagine all kinds of things. Like that I'm washed up, I'm finished. I think sometimes that people don't want me around. I don't like to be alone though. When I'm alone my imagination gets all creepy.' -Sharon Tate

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