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incorrectsnkships · 3 years

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OKAY OKAY OKAY! I CAME TO THIS CONCLUSION LAST FUCKING NIGHT! CONNIE THE MOTHERFUCKING SPRINGER IS GAY!

So at first I just thought he was a really confident and comfortable heterosexual, y'know? BUT NOW! NOW!? oh no, no, no!

Reason numbrero uno! He has feminine hips. Straight boys don't strut like that, straight boys don't fucking be flexible like that.

Reason numbrero duex! He says bitch waaay to much. So if you don't know the history of the word bitch, bitch was also used a a gay slur for y'know twinks. You don't see Jean or Levi OR EVEN EREN going around going bitch, bitch, bitch, fucking crazy bitches. Sure maybe once in awhile, but Connie use it like a sister y'know?

Reason numbrero drei! Look at who the fucking hell he's hanging 'round with! Ymir; the fucking bitch lesbian. Christa/Historia; the lesbian or bi girl dude. He's the fucking second lesbian protector (next to Eren). You see that gay ass gay homie grab in like what season 3? Or was it 2? He's friends with Sasha, who does she hang out with most of the time!? Ymir and Historia! Sometimes Jean and Mikasa. Speaking of Jean, he ain't sleek either! Connie hanging 'round with a fucking bi-saster a bi disaster! Not to mention Reiner and Armin! We see him worry about Reiner and Bertholdt when they “missing” asking someone to check on them to see if there alive! Man looking out for his gay homies! Also in one of the games he asks Armin why he spends so much time with Eren, to which Armin shoots back with one of the most gay awakening responses, “Hm well what about Ymir and Historia, or Reiner and Bertholdt?” Like yo.

Reason numbrero shi! He mom picks out gay ass fucking names! Sunny, Martin, Connie. Fucking gay dude. (everyone seems to think Sunny is a girl but judging by there titans I actually think Sunny was a boy dude. That’s just a hunch tho~)

Reason numbrero five! He seems like the kinda guy who would wear jewelry. Not really necessarily gay BUt~ I think earrings would so be he thing, and if he we’re to come out he’d probably start wearing one earring!

Reason numbrero six! Look at the kind of shit this man does! He fucking carried Armin princess style, put him down like a prince, bruh he fucking CHOSE to he CHOSE to. He knew what he was doing. And that one official art where he’s wearing that blonde lopsided wig with makeup on. That dress with the fake boobs in it!

Reason numbrero 7! My mama always say, that if a boy is best friends with a girl he will almost always usually fall for her. Connie is close as HELL with Sasha. And while I LOVE springles. This know discovery is D A W N I N G on me! Connie don’t really seem to show that much interest in women. But not necessarily to men either. And that factor being. I think bby Connie is shy!

Overall I think he’s a great fucking character! I love Connie, but this just made me open a whole new chapter for him. I’m currently rewatching AOT with my mom ‘cause she done wanted to watch it and I couldn’t let her watch that cringey dub so yee. I’ll be paying attention for other Easter eggs and clues. I never researched Connie to much but now that I have I’m made some pretty interesting discoveries! In conclusion Connie Springer is probably fucking gay. SO in other words you were RIGHT! ATTACK ON TITAN IS FUCKING GAY! 😍

( j u s t l i k e m e l o l )

srry for the late reply, but you’ve actually convinced me

mans comes across heterosexual but he definitely had a crush on every single male member of the 104th. literally every one. and like many others, one of the older scouts was his gay awakening. and im not saying that connie had a crush on them or anything, and this is definitely not a ship post between connie and any adult in the show, but im just saying that he admired them. a lot. too much. and had to look away when they got changed in front of him.

“connie why do you offer to go kill titans with captain levi whenever we have a mission?”

“i admire his skills!”

“connie, you do realise that erwin doesn’t have time to have tea with you right?”

“no i know i just wanted to talk about stuff with him. professional stuff. as a soldier.”

“connie, you know that moblit doesn’t need an assistant right? he is the assistant”

“WELL SUE ME FOR WANTING TO BE HELPFUL JEAN-“

he’d simp for armin so hard. every week he has a crush on someone new, and then it goes in a loop. and he’d “practice” kissing too. like he’d occasionally bring the topic up in conversation and then go from there based off of the persons reply. “hey uh, jean, so like- have you had your first kiss yet?” and then jean would tell him no and connie would go full internal gay panic. “o- oh yeah, thas- thas cool, um, well, i havent- had mine either so like- would you wanna practice? it doesn’t count-“

connie would have his first everything with jean and it would be so funny because it just happens all at once. like hed get asked if hes ever kissed someone and hed just glare at jean and be so flustered

connie finds it so difficult to tell romantic and platonic feelings apart and thats why hes fallen for all of his friends

armin: oh, connie, thanks for doing that favour for me! i dont know what id do without you!

eren: wait! hurry, where do they keep the extra blades?!

connie: in the cellar!

eren: great- connie, i love you!

marco: see connie? if you just fold the paper a little more, youll get there :) youre a pleasure to teach and i love spending time with you :)

also why do i feel like connie and marco dated for a little while? not even dated then, had a thing going on for a bit. like besides from jean because he doesnt count, but connies first romantic encounter was with marco, fight me

and i definitely feel like connie went to hange for some advice about his sexuality. he was so confused and liking everyone at the same time, so who else better to go to than the person who tried to convince erwin to start an lgbtq+ youth club right?

but when eren and armin announced that they were officially dating, that was an eye opener for connie and it made him realise that its okay to be yourself

and it took him a while to actually realise that he was gay. hence the fact that hed physically gag whenever someone suggested for him to date sasha, and all those times in the boys changing room that hed have to turn around or leave completely

so yes, i can see where youre coming from, and i agree with you. but if we were to list the people connie has simped for from most-least?

marco

armin

jean

eren

levi (not really simping, more fanboying/celebrity crush)

reiner

moblit (same as levi)

bertholdt

#incorrectsnkships #aot #snk #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #connie springer #connie springer x jean kirstein #jean x connie #armin arlert #eren yeager #marco bott #levi ackerman #moblit berner #connie is a gay man #my friend says so

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mjxjinjin · 7 years

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do u ever just think

#when i saw the baby choreo for the 1st time i was like Wait #astro #produce 101 #srry im trash #i bet theyre fanboying over ong every week tho???? that guys from MY company #also at the beginning of the dance practice #after they put rockys standee the caption says center is nayana #what fantagio editor is the p101 fanboy #shut up bella

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junkyuholic · 4 years

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Hey, can I request mashiho, hyunsuk and junkyu as boyfriends instead🥺💘

tysm for requesting (again)!! tbh they all would be the most softest for their s/o im 🥺🥺🥺 rn

Them As Your Boyfriend Headcanons

Mashiho

would be constantly be a blushing mess

every time he compliments you, you end up blushing and vice versa

definitely the type to invest into couple items

whenever he goes on tour he would always, and I mean always buy a couple item

whenever you two have karaoke dates, Mashiho always makes the karaoke room into his very own concert

mans can sing and rap so you two will be having singing and rapping duets!

sorry but your camera roll wil be filled w him

he’s just so cute !!

yall would take the most cutest couple pictures!!

like going to Disney land and getting Minnie and Mickey Mouse ears !!!

posting stuff like that ^^^

whenever someone brings you up he just turns all giddy!!!

y’all would have fanboys from treasure ngl

they just think you’re both too cute

would probably love being the big spoon since he is small and it probably makes him feel manly 🥺🥺

nah jks if you’ve seen how he is with Junkyu then YOU KNOW that he’s 99.9% of the time gnna be the small spoon

since him and Junkyu are pretty close, y’all are gnna have a third wheeler

and the third wheelers probably gnna be you

jks jks!!

but Junkyu would probably be one of the first people mashi would go to advice for anything related to you

whenever you’re upset he would be upset as well :(

he probably wouldn’t know what to do so that’s when he goes to Junkyu

would most likely give you time to yourself

would probably act cute to make you feel better 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

so please communicate with him!!

when y’all fight he’d be so upset aswell :(

like he might not shed any tears but he would have absolutely no motivation to do anything

you two both need to confront each other and fix whatever problem arises!!

the only way you can make up after fights is through a lot of cuddles!!

Junkyu

most optimistic couple you two would be omg

wherever you two go the room just lights up

uk how after a storm there’s always the sun coming up???? THATS YOU TWO

funniest couple as well!!

biggest memes

you two would have so many inside jokes

like if anyone else heard the conversations you two have, they would be like ‘wtf’

y’all have the dumbest inside jokes as well

like whenever you see a black cap you two instantly think of yg balding

you don’t even have to say it you two just burst out laughing

you two would probably have an alien couple type of nickname im srry

okay so; y’all would take the most meme worthy photos ??? like whatever sunglasses you two see you just put it on and start posing

you two would find a wig and make a whole fashion show while wearing that wig omg

he is a sensitive man

despite having a seemingly very outgoing exterior, on the inside he seems insecure

and you’re probably the reason on how he’s slowly getting over those insecurities

you’re going to be reassuring him a lot bc he’s the type to over think ALOT

whenever something upsets him, the only thing that would make him feel better is some alone time with you

you just holding him in your arms whispering sweet nothings as he cries it alllll out

now you see, you’re probably the ‘stronger’ one of the relationship

bc if the positions were switched and you were the one crying in his arms;

he would definitely be crying with you 🥺

it just hurts him to think that the person that is literally the sun of his world is going through some type of hardship

it hurts him vvvvv much

when you two get into fights he would think it’s his fault immediately so that’s why he needs reassurance!!!

if you’re ever upset w him (most unlikely) please communicate with him bc he’ll start making assumptions that you might wanna break up w him :(((

so please talk it out !!

anyways! junkyu: an amazing boyfriend :)

Hyunsuk

the best person to go to for fashion advice

he KNOWS his brands and what accentuates your features

so if you had bad taste in fashion; not anymore with hyunsuk you don’t !!

you two are the power couple

also the fashion couple !

you two both dress up like bad asses

when the two of you walk down the streets people are literally turning heads

the fashion! the power! the vibes!

literal power couple

ppl would take pictures of you two bc of how good you two look

would love to do some raps w you

like some bobby x mino songs 😎

ends with him almost bursting a lung bc of laughter

and it’s bc of u

the type to tease you

if you rap a certain way he’s gnna imitate you for the rest of your life srry

tbh yg has been a piece of shit to him

and everyone knows that

but you’re the one whose threatening to beat ygs ass

and that makes him smile :)

and it does make him feel better

it’s probably rly hard for hyunsuk since only a few members from Team A debuted w him

and since he’s the eldest of the group now he gets stressed

and that’s when you need to hold him and reassure him

(just like Junkyu hehe)

but it’s not as bad as Junkyu

he just needs a bit of reassurance

when you two get into fights he would be more on the mad than sad side

but that’ll soon die down after he realises that he can’t be upset with you

and vice versa

might feel like a disappointment

oh god hyunsuk just deserves better :(

yg treated him like dirt ;(

I’m sad now :((

ANYWAYS

I think he prefers being the big spoon

loves playing with your hair !!

becomes your hair stylist (+your actual stylist)

would make raps about you 🥺🥺

would also have you listen to whatever raps he writes before he shows it to ygs ugly ass

would always send you good morning and good night texts

NEVER forgets to

hyunsuk: soft boyfriend 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#treasure #treasure 13 reactions #treasure 13 #ygtb #ygtb reactions #treasurebox #junkyu #mashiho #hyunsuk #treasure scenarios #treasure box #ygtreasurebox #yg treasure box

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yanderebts-brothel · 5 years

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hello 👋 just wanna say im happy all of you are forming this blog cuz you guys are my fav writers ❤️❤️❤️ For my request, could i get a yandere jungkook drabble where his crush thinks she isn’t his ideal type and he proves her wrong? (Younger reader btw)

(I’m not really good with drabbles but I tried my best to fit it into 800 words, even then I ran a little long. Srry if this isn’t want you wanted. All you mentioned is that you were younger so I just used that mainly.)

Not Cookie Cutter

Being with an idol had its’ pros and cons.

For one, idols weren’t allowed to date openly. They barely even had the free time to dedicate to the tedious activity.

However, you were one to look at the glass as half full rather than half empty.

You and Jungkook only went on a handful of dates but he already seemed to be really into you. You figured his infatuation was due to his lack of experience with girls, but nonetheless you were flattered at how taken he was with you. You never met a guy who was as serious about being with you as he was.

And this is when you decided to focus on the positive of dating an idol.

The internet was an amazing thing and Jungkook sure did have an online presence.

Did you feel bad for snooping? Well...maybe a little bit. But was it really creepy if his information was already public knowledge?

Besides, you were going to use what you found for good! You simply wanted to find out what he liked in a girl and see if you had any room to improve.

Excited, you typed in ‘Jungkook Ideal type’ into the search bar.

Usually male idols would talk about what kind of styles they liked in girls, certain actions or clothing trends they found charming. You hoped you could pin a few things down to ‘casually’ use in your next date with him.

You hurriedly clicked on the first result to pop up.

‘Someone who’s at least 168 cm but smaller than me, is a good wife, good at cooking, smart, has pretty legs, and is nice. Also a girl who likes me, is good at singing.’

‘Ideal Height and Weight?’

‘168cm,45kg’

Your heart plummeted.

You liked Jungkook and you were nice. But everything else definitely weren’t words you’d use to describe you. Especially the physical requirements.

And to make your mood even worse, you scrolled down to see that Jungkook stated he prefers noonas. Attached was even a video of him cringing at girls calling him oppa.

Feeling slightly miserable, you shut your laptop and called it a day.

You tried not to let what you discovered affect you, but it was hard not to.

Everyone would want to date someone who liked them and all their physical attributes, so finding out that you didn’t exactly fit into Jungkook’s cookie-cutter image of a perfect girl was extremely disheartening. Call it childish, but you were hurt.

Although it wasn’t his fault, you found yourself distancing yourself from Jungkook a little bit.

Your texts became less and less animated.

And whenever Jungkook told you that he had a day off to hang out, you’d just tell him to take the time off to rest and recover from his intense schedules.

It wasn’t long before Jungkook began to pick up on your odd behavior.

You had just gotten out of the shower when you heard your phone ding with a notification.

It was Jungkook.

‘I’m parked downstairs. Come down so we can talk.’

Flustered, you looked out your window to indeed see his car parked outside and across the street. This wasn’t exactly strange given Jungkook and you were fans of taking late night drives. It was your version of a decent date because it wasn’t like you guys could go out in public like a normal couple. But even then, Kook would always ask you before going to your house. He was acting weird by showing up without permission. Panicking, you thought of an excuse on the spot.

‘Srry but I’m not home at the moment. Maybe later, yeah?’

‘Y/n i can see the light in your room window. Come down.’

A couple seconds passed before he sent another text. ‘If you don’t come down, I’ll go up.’

You decided to give in to the implied threat.

‘Fine, let me get dressed tho.’ You sent.

“Okay so since when did you just show up and demand me?” You asked light-heartedly as you got into the passenger side of his overly-expensive car.

“Since when did you become so reserved from me?” He countered from his side in the drivers’ seat.

He was wearing a black hoodie, hood up and adorably framing his bare face and unstyled hair. Jungkook looked handsome in anything, and although you adored watching his stages and photoshoots, his casual style free of makeup and name-brand clothes would always be your favorite look on him.

“....Jungkook, I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You lamely defended, shifting to look out the window instead of his gorgeous face in effort to keep your cool.

“Bullshit! ‘Jungkook’? It’s not even ‘Oppa’ anymore? Is there someone else or something?” He asked, frustration showing as his cheeks burned with an angry blush and he ran a hand through his hair in an attempt to calm down.

“I think you’re overreacting.” You tried to reason.

“I think I know my girl enough to know when somethings’ wrong.” You spluttered at him referring to you as ‘his girl’. “So out with it already. I know when a woman says everything is fine that chances are they’re not fine. But I’m not a mind-reader either. Just tell me what I did wrong?”

Suddenly, you felt guilty. Here was a guy who really liked you and was trying his best to get closer to you, yet you were blowing him off because of a silly insecurity. You decided it was time to confess.

“I-It’s not you, it’s me.” You mumbled. “Lately, I’ve been thinking that maybe you should find a girl whose better suited to your tastes.”

There was a moment of silence as he tried to process what you just said,

“My tastes? What do you mean?”

“I read about your ideal type Kook and honestly...I don’t think I’m the girl for you. I mean for god sake I’m even the polar opposite of some of the stuff you said.”

Suddenly, there was a breathless chuckle as Jungkook took a deep sigh of relief.

“That’s what has you upset?” He put a hand on his chest and wiped away fake stress sweat from his forehead. “Here I was thinking I was going to have to beat up another guy for stealing you from me.”

You decided to ignore the last and slightly concerning part of his comment in favor of being offended at how lightly he took the situation.

“Yes that’s what has me upset.” You grumbled, offended.

You then felt a warm hand cup your face and turn it towards his, him leaning in close to look deeply into your eyes so you could feel the seriousness of the words he was about to say.

“Y/n, I said those things before I even had a real date with a girl. The interviewers were pressuring me to list things I liked in women but I had no idea what to say. I ended up just describing the idol girls I fanboyed over at the time.” He released a coy smile. “I never truly knew what I liked until met you.”

“B-But maybe being with an older girl would be better for you.”

“Why? I like being older than you. So please don’t stop calling me Oppa. It’s true I don’t like other girls calling me that but from you it’s the sweetest thing to my ears.”

He pressed forward to kiss you, silencing any other objections you may have said next.

‘Jungkook tells fans that he no longer like noonas! Younger girls are much cuter, he says.”

You squealed as soon as you saw the headline, knowing exactly why Jungkook would suddenly tell fans that.

A sudden text rung from your phone.

'Happy now, baby?'

-🔮chinkbihh

#yandere jungkook #yandere bts #yandere jungkook drabble #yandere bts drabble #jungkook drabble #yandere kpop #yandere #yandere jeon jungkook #jeon jungkook #jungkook x reader #my writing

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drawyoursword · 7 years

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Skype

Summary: Dan is a fanboy who finally gets to Skype call his idol, AmazingPhil. Or, as he knows him now, just Phil. This is the conversation that ensues before the call. The misspellings and poor grammar is intentional, I promise.

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 267

Warnings: Excessive amounts of fluff, awkwardness, and sexual references.

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A/N: I’m a sucker for 2009!Phan and Skype calls. So, I wrote it. Enjoy.

AmazingPhil: Hi dan! Im so excited to be able to skype you now!!! Thanks for letting me add you :P

Danisnotonfire: Lol, thanks for letting me add you. Srsly, im fangirling (boying?) so hard right now but im trying to hide it

AmazingPhil: Haha, well I’m honored to be worthy of faning (like fangirling/boying not like faning as in the ancient Egyptians) :D

…

AmazingPhil: U still there?

Danisnotonfire: Yeah srry i was grabbing some snacks

Danisnotonfire: i suspect this’ll be a long night

Danisnotonfire: in the good way of course

Danisnotonfire: i mean i hope it is since i really like talking to you

Danisnotonfire: ill stop now sorry

AmazingPhil: Omg XD Ur so awkward

Danisnotonfire: Sorry :/

AmazingPhil: no its in the good way

AmazingPhil: i think its kinda cute actually

Danisnotonfire: oh

Danisnotonfire: well thanks

AmazingPhil: Sorry if i made this awkward

…

AmazingPhil: did i scare you off already? XD

Danisnotonfire: no no its fine really

Danisnotonfire: i just am blushing super hard and can’t think of a response

AmazingPhil: aww u should call me and turn on ur webcam

AmazingPhil: Im sure ur blush is adorable.

Danisnotonfire: ill turn on my camera if you turn on yours

AmazingPhil: deal

Danisnotonfire: ok one sec i gotta put on a decent shirt

AmazingPhil: im sure you look lovely in anything

AmazingPhil: or nothing

AmazingPhil: whoops sorry that was probs a bit too far

Danisnotonfire: nah its ok

Danisnotonfire: i kinda like it

Danisnotonfire: alright im ready

AmazingPhil: ready for your life to change? XD

Danisnotonfire: only if you’re the change

AmazingPhil: of course

Danisnotonfire is calling…

#phan #phanfiction #phanfic #oneshot #fluff #my phanfiction #mine #skype #Drabble

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