#spicy goopy

[villains4hire]

11. Have you ever received anon hate?

19. What’s the worst thing that has happened to you in the rping community (Within an ooc situation)?

//Yup. Been around a while so I'll just use the most recent example: months and months back to almost a year now someone told me to off myself as a nice way to put it but I had my anon tracker and stated somewhere in my rules. To which I can tell they didn't read as I had their IP afterward to which I posted half of in a public post. Then told them I would actually go to the effort to find out who they are to doxx them if they continued on set post. But at most I would've probably just linked it openly in the community if it was an rper targeting me, and probably just find out who they were to link their family what they've done if it really amped for both things I'd do? As I've done that before with ppl who have gone incredibly, INCREDIBLY far with me to wish that kind of harm on me before? Then I never received anon hate again after that and added it to my header that I openly track anons and could do this for just ppl sending asks, but I will say that I haven't used it in nearly a year. Even weird ones I don't think are worthy of it y'know? It has legit be bad to use that kind of thing to me, otherwise I think it's really invasive. I just don't care tbh other than to be left alone, but I don't think I'd like even use it for someone openly harassing me, bc then I'd just be fine with them destroying their reputation etc, nuance. o:

//Uuuuuh, there's a lot of situations, I'll just share one that's not the worst but I don't think I have shared. I think hrm, I think realizing the League of Legends community when I was 17 to 18 and a lot of my friends were secretly into uh, not good illegalish/stuff that gets u beat drawn porn bc they were all weebs once they knew me more and told me. That was the biggest whiplash I've ever had and it p much made me cut off a good chunk of my friend circle bc of how tumblr was back then and made me more suspicious of ppl afterward as I didn't realize how mainstream in some spheres it had become.

#answered #spicy goopy #s1g #ask to tag #ooc #countlessrealities

[marclef]

kinda wish more people draw pizzahead & fake pep together like as a creator/creation duo. idk if it’s 100% canon that pizzahead made fake pep but it just seems like a fun concept

i just want to see them being silly lol

i do love seeing everyone's takes on Fake and Pizzahead together hehe, it's always either:

a. Silly Goopy Creature with his loving supportive father

or b. Goop Creature traumatized by his own creation, probably would tear Pizzahead to shreds out of revenge

as for me, well, i've got my own headcanons/take on their relationship.......... let's just say Fake might not be too happy about seeing Pizzahead any time soon. it'd probably take a bit to explain exactly WHY, but i won't bother you with that unless you really want to hear it.... hehehe....

but i DO still love seeing some nice interactions between the two! maybe just because i like seeing some Goofy Goober content to go alongside the occasional Ungodly Horrifying Monstrosity 😊

look at this boy and tell me he's not allowed to be Silly.

#wonderful little creature. goopy. drippy. stretchy. Frog. the perfect lifeform. #i'm realizing i've never really made much pizzahead content. mostly because he's a major part in stuff i've written or drawn i guess. #but as another firm believer in the Pizzahead made Fake theory i've got some spicy headcanons of my own about that. #......... not that kinda spicy. get your brain outta the gutter. #but dang. if there's one kind of Fake Peppino content i hoard every bit of. it's letting the boy be Loved and given attention ✨ #there's a very good reason i've given him a kitty cat to be friends with hehehe 😁😁😁

[cystalhide-jester]

ohhh fun new april fools flight banners :o

[in order these are called: Sniffle | Veggie | Glitter Explode | Chilly | Goopy H20 | Spicy | Crunch Woosh | Spaace]

#fr resources #fr april fools #fr bio resources

[max1461]

My opinion on French food:

Very slimy. The French love their slimes. Every dish has to have a goopy slime sauce. Not a fan of this.

Foie gras: I used to like it, but then I ate some really bad foie gras that made sick and I don't like it anymore. Bad memories.

Crepes: good.

Galettes: very good. Galette with ham, emmental and an egg is like the classic lunch thing at a crêperie and it's pretty based.

Lots of red meat, not a fan.

Too much steak, I hate stake. Every french guy just eats stakes.

My sister had a French boyfriend who called himself vegetarian because he only bought "one ham per week" have I mentioned this on here?

Paradoxically I do like beef tartare. But bad beef tartare is really bad so be careful.

France does actually consistently have really good french fries. Like almost any restaurant will have fries and you should get them.

Underrated French regional cuisine: Lyonnaise.

Not French food proper but Paris has many good spicy noodle places. I guess there is a big-ish southern Chinese diaspora population there? Many good spicy noodle places. Maybe it's cause Louis XIV was a sinophile.

[papasbaseball]

Sneaking into Terzo's Shower (drabble)

+18 CONTENT NOT FOR MINORS. MINORS KEEP SCROLLING

Pairing: Terzo x F!Reader

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Voyeurism

Summary: Papa Terzo's shower is just so much nicer than the community ones. Hopefully he doesn't catch you stealing his shampoo

Word Count: 539

Notes: Found this while cleaning up my googledocs. Was originally a drabble on Twitter. Enjoy!

You should always condition first and then shampoo, and you were willing to stick by that. Today, you wish you hadn’t. 

The water poured hot out of Papa Terzo’s shower, much hotter than it ever did in the community ones. It boiled your skin a bright red as you ran your conditioner slick fingers through your hair, luxuriating in the sweet cinnamon fragrance that begged you to stop your scrubbing and inhale its spicy aroma. You were pretty sure that it was from Italy: it was Papa Terzo’s and you couldn’t read the bottle.

Washing the stolen conditioner from your hair you went to grab the shampoo bottle. The bottle practically rocketed up in your grip weighing nothing. Empty? You shook the shampoo with all your might, trying to listen for the goopy rattle of the last few drops. Nothing.

Running your hands through your sickeningly slick hair you felt your heart drop. You scrubbed vigorously to try and scrape out the oily mess. If only you’d just waited your turn for the showers and accepted your fate of the cold leftovers being dumped on your head.

“Usually I fuck people before they end up in my shower.” You jumped, shutting your eyes to ignore the sound of the door shutting behind Papa Terzo. This wasn’t happening. You must be having a stroke. It was a hallucination.

“Just because you shut your eyes does not mean I cannot see you, cattivella.” He reached in and shut the water off. “Go on: what do you have to say for yourself?” Stealing a glance at him you couldn’t help but try to cover yourself even though he had already seen you naked as a newborn bird. His eyes felt like an invasive X-ray matching perfectly the sick satisfied smile on those painted lips. He wasn’t mad: he was enjoying this.

“The community showers were full,” you squeaked.

“What else is new? Do you see me using your shower? No.”

“Maybe you should,” you mumbled, “at least they have shampoo.”

He snorted. “Cattivella has a mouth on her I see.” Reaching underneath the sink cabinet he pulled out a full bottle of shampoo. You went to turn the tap back on but he snatched your wrist. He guided your hand so the dial was set to true north: ice cold. The frigid water poured over you and you jumped out of the stream of ice.

“If you are going to steal my shampoo I at least want a show out of it. This shit is expensive.” He handed you the shampoo bottle. “Would you like some body wash as well?”

Stray streams of the cold water hissed against your reddened skin. “No I-”

“I insist,” he said, fetching a purple loofah and another expensive-looking bottle from the corner of the shower. Handing them to you, he went back to the sink top and rolled his sleeves up before plucking a copy of Playboy out of the bathroom magazine rack. “If you need help getting your back I will be more than happy to help.”

You watched as he pretended to read the magazine, stealing long glimpses of you as you slowly stepped into the ice water. I’m never using conditioner first again.

#terzo x reader #the band ghost fanfiction #terzo fanfic #terzo emeritus

[wings-of-ink]

Hello Lunan!

A new reader of your God Cursed IF here 😁. I love love love love your IF !! Also I can't wait to find our more about Oswin and the othe ROs!! For now though I'm so boggled with Oswin 🫠. This is maybe spoiler territory and I understand if you cant answer it but did something happen in the past that makes Oswin avoid the MC or is he just awkward because he has feelings for the MC and dont know what to do with it. I love how we can tease him. Its my favourite part right now but that man is just so confusing with the hot and cold reaction😅😮‍💨

Hello and welcome, Anon! I am glad you found my story and are loving it!

Oswin is a pickle (spicy dill, I would imagine if I liked pickles, lol).

I can't answer your question with any specificity but I can tell you that there are layers to it and there is a couple (maybe a few...) things that have happened that have made Oswin into this goopy mess of a man. He'll level out eventually...probably.

I also live and breathe teasing and silly jokes (my spouse can attest to that), so you can expect more of it.

Thank you so much for the kind words and question, Anon! ^_^

#god cursed if #asks #twine if #if wip #twine wip #gc ro oswin

[clumsyexpression]

⤺ All in a Name⤻

Some nicknames that One Piece Men find to be terms of endearment, much to your dismay ❤

also interpret some of these...however you may ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ace: Hot Pocket

His favorite and most delicious go-to snack that he could have 17 times a day every day and never get tired of because he loves them so so much. He doesn’t discriminate on any of the flavors nor does he care how long its been in the freezer aka doesnt care if it's freezer burnt to oblivion when he has to reach super far back in his secret stash and when he accidentally overcooks one in the microwave, it still tastes just as good – having a super hot, goopy mess makes it all the better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Corazon: Y/N, Y/N, bo-banie, Bonana-fanna fo-fanie, Fee fi mo-manie ~ Y/N!

He loves cute names and he loves passcodes so it kinda works in tandem. Yes, he sings the whole song, depending on how much of it you allow him to finish

Crocodile: Alligator

You deadass came up with this yourself and he’s never used it once. I mean, yeah, he still sees you later, but never will you be able to make this man say this, or ever call you a gator.

Franky: Jane

‘It’s just like that one Jim Carrey movie if you think about it!’ Everything is like a Jim Carrey movie to him. And if you were his partner-in-crime, your name – personality notwithstanding – is automatically Jane…..like in that one Jim Carrey movie.

Katakuri: Lofthouse Cookie

It’s a highly controversial topic for the both of you. He claims that they do indeed taste good, you say they are the abomination of the dessert world – if you could even really call it food. I dunno, that’s between yall. But the sentiment is there lol

Kid: Socket Wrench

Very handy and capable of doing many jobs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Killer: Ravioli-Ravioli-Give-Me-the-Formuoli

It doesn’t get much better than pasta nor does it matter what kind. But ravioli is stuffed with good stuff and is more filling, as are you to him.

Kuzan: Bazoongas

‘Why? What’s wrong with that? Everybody loves bazoongas. I love bazoongas. I love you. Bazoongas.’

Law:  Dihydroxyphenyl

Because he’s not very forthcoming with his feelings, he likes to make you figure it out. Will vacillate between cholecalciferol and the other obnoxiously named chemical compounds that compose Omega-3 Fatty Acids. They’re all good for the heart, and even though he may not outright say it in layman’s terms, that’s what he means. ‘Cholecalciferol-ya, I need another dose.’ ‘I could use some of my Eicosapentaenoic acid-ya right about now.’

Luffy: Number 9

Cause a Number 9 on any menu never disappoints and will always make him happy, regardless of what life brings. Even if y'all somehow end up in a fancy schmancy restaurant, the 9th item on the menu is the go-to though most of the time he doesn’t even count lmao

Marco: Berdst Friend

Totally just a cute punny name, absolutely not what it actually references

Mihawk: Jalapeño Popper

You’re very spicy and what’s better than you to complement a glass of wine?? Can you guys tell that I don’t drink or smoke pffft

Sanji: Egg

They are supposedly aphrodisiacs and like, people eat them in everything. You have the same effect on him, so there’s no better nickname that’s more fitting ♡ according to him

Smoker: Marlboro Lights 100s

His first love before cigars. Will always hold a special spot in his heart. But forreal tho – why do people by these up?? Really don’t miss those days having to sell’em lmao

Usopp: Hacky Sack

Hacky sacks would make perfect ammunition for his slingshots, but he could never because he couldn’t bear to cast something so personable and cozy like that away – even against an enemy maybe – and that’s the same regard he has for you.

X Drake: Sarah, Plain and Tall

Not so much a nickname rather than something he has to mutter under his breath to keep it together. Just..try not to flash any more skin than you already are and everything should be gravy.

Zoro: Swiss Army Knife

He doesn’t really call things cute or adorable, but you know what he means when he calls you his little Swiss Army Knife cause they’re super cute and have so much going on, but you would never know it at first glance..unless..you know…show all your goods and what you can do by bearing it all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#one piece #one piece x y/n #one piece x reader #monkey d luffy #portgas d ace #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #charlotte katakuri #usopp #marco the phoenix #eustass kid #massacre soldier killer #sir crocodile #cyborg franky #x drake #donquixote rosinante #dracule mihawk #trafalgar law #white chase smoker #kuzan #aokiji #pink thread of fate

[h0w4m1h3r3]

Hiii! 1. That's not how humans work, hun

2. How to care for your human

An vague idea of like periods (if you are OK with this) , with nightmare, swap papyrus and maybe horror sans (not sure how many characters I can request but I if I had to choose 1 it would be nightmare)

Take care of yourself, don't forget to drink water and eat!!!!! 💞

Thank you anon! Here it is! I tried to make this as GN as I could but reader is implied to be AFAB.

Nightmare:

You rolled over in your boyfriend's bed, sweat clinging the back of your neck and dry saliva in your mouth.

Being just about to drift back into sleepy land you were rudely awoken by a sharp pain in your lower belly. The drowsiness from your mind cleared instantly and you practically leapt to see blood stains on your boyfriend's sheets.

You ran to get a change of underwear and then to the bathroom (which he had installed for you) where you shead your stained ones.

Having being all to acquainted with this you made quick work of the mess your body so insistently made every month. Warm water to get out blood and wash to your nether regions, the choose your preferred method of catching blood-

Oh.

Your boyfriend didn't have any products.

This wasn't good.

You were mulling over what to when your boyfriend burst through the door.

"Human."

despite your oversized shirt you flushed.

"Are you hurt, human?" He asked as he walked towards you.

"D-Don't worry, I'm just on my period." You wanted him, a little embarrassed.

Nightmare raised a both questioning and metaphorical eyebrow. He looked at you as if expecting you to elaborate.

"I didn't take you for punctuation." He responded in a monotone voice. Was he attempting to make a joke?

"Do you have pads or tampons?" You questioned in a pleading tone, and his metaphorical eyebrows knit with worry and confusion.

"I'm not sure I know what you mean, my dear."

Oh, he was a skeleton. He had never had a partner before you. Of course.

You were worried he would find it disgusting as you explained to a very worried skeleboi that no, you were not hurt, and yes you are healthy.

To your relief he was far from disgusted and more than happy to find the most comfortable products and pain killers in the multiverse, and to give you all the goopy cuddles you could ever need.

He had consulted his human care guide multiple times, which had been heavily corrected and edited by you. It was beyond cute to see him whip out his 'human care guide for every level' and intensively scanning a specific page before 'porting away for a hot water bottle and the like.

he might take a snack on your pain as well.

Horror:

So, you're bleeding? And heathy? With an increased libido? And release helps the pain? O H H O H O . . .

I would be more than happy to do a spicy oneshots with our big boy here :))

Stretch has probably had multiple human girlfriends, as per my HC, sorry TwT

#nightmare x reader #undertale multiverse #sans au #request #bad sanses #tw periods #menstruation #Sfw #horror sans x reader

[stuckinapril]

Unpopular spicy take:

There needs to be more education on how dental hygiene habits need to be built when we're kids (in healthy ways) bc I'm in my 20s struggling to keep my teeth but my mom and her mom never had good dental habits to teach me.

If you have kids and you're trying to teach them good dental hygiene but aren't doing it with them: it will not stick in their brains forever I promise you that

One of depressions First Warning Signs is hygiene habits dwindling so if you see that about yourself, you can potentially have a less wild ride of an episode. But people say "oh do good hygiene and your depression goes away!" sorry but it doesn't, it just takes the edge off so you can start feeling better

Also most Tumblr dental hygiene tips are garbage. So I'm gonna include some that Work For Me:

-have trouble flossing or remembering to floss? Don't keep the floss in the bathroom, keep it near where you sit after meals. So if you're Feeling the stuff between teeth, you don't have to get up/risk forgetting

-kids flavored mouthwash is JUST AS GOOD as adult alcohol mouthwash, and is easier to handle. As long as there is fluoride you're good

-fuck it, kid flavored fluoride toothpaste also works!! You liked that SpongeBob blue goopy flavored stuff from childhood? Good! Don't stop using it just bc you're grown up

-toothbrushes have different bristle types. Soft, medium, stiff. I prefer soft bc it doesn't scratch my gums but go for whatever your heart says

-flossing is most important out of all the steps, because cavities form first between the teeth. So try to keep it near you so whenever the Memory is Activated, you can do it

Anyways I hate 80% Tumblr dental hygiene tips bc they don't actually account for when depression/pain is So Severe it affects motivation in thee worst ways.

I just want to say that I adore that someone went into my inbox and embarked on an extended rant about dental hygiene. I’m not even kidding like I actually genuinely really adore that. Anyway gonna tag this w “hygiene tips” bc you’re an actual goat for sharing this w the rest of the world. Love you

#unpopular takes #hygiene tips #and yes I realize how weird these tags look next to each other

[dailysabinasmuts]

(Female Pov)

Whats that, you cant breathe? Sorry its hard for Yeji to hear you right now! With a concious disregard for your health, Yeji continues to force your face into her sweaty pussy. The spicy tang of her sopping folds fills your mouth as you breathlessly devour her filthy sex. Yeji grinds her crotch against your face for emphasis, urging you on as her moans grow louder. Her fingers curl through your hair as her thighs clamp like a vice around your head, holding you in place as her orgasm builds. Yeji groans as she climaxes, squeezing you so tight you think your head will burst as you struggle for breath. After almost a minute she finally loosens her grip, allowing you to collapse against her sweaty thighs as you gasp for air.

But Yeji isnt done with you just yet, as she shoves you onto your back and crawls atop you. While one hand begins to explore your sex, the other winds its way up your chest until it finds your neck. You gasp as Yeji's fingers enter you, expertly finding your weakspot and ruthlessly pleasuring it. Her thumb stirs your clit as she starts to choke you, leaning close and kissing you sloppily. Your eyes roll back and your hips begin to buck under Yeji's experienced care, as you whine needily at her. She smirks, she knows what you want, and so she's going to make you beg for it.

So you beg like the whore you are, degrading yourself for Yeji as your orgasm fast approaches; desperate to make sure she wont cruelly edge you. But your submissive pleading satisfies Yeji, and she growls for you to let it out. You howl like a bitch in heat as you explosively orgasms around her fingers, wailing as waves of pleasure suffuse your body. You're lefting panting, lightheaded and drained from the climax Yeji just forced out of you. Suddenly her goopy fingers are thrust into your mouth, as she forced you to clean the mess you just made off of her. You gag as she forces them deep into your throat, thoroughly enjoying your discomfort. Then she relents, unkindly slapping your cheeks with her saliva-covered hand.

Next time you come here, whore, expect even rougher treatment okay? 😈

#kpop smut #yeji smut

[villains4hire]

🔥 (unpopular opinion on... fandom?)

I think one I have is that people are often too charitable to their fandom creators not even in a way that I want to harass, criticize them as a person when unneeded, but overall writing or direction of a show. I think a good example of this is ViziPop or w/e her name is, as she has enough ooc problems herself for her past and with her employee treatment that I don't need to go into, but I find her fans that believe her at face value to be annoying and when they praise arguably bad writing or characterization such as with 'Stella' who's basically a cardboard cutout for a character when she's rather important to Octavia, Stolas, but rather she's simply there to be 'bad' which is fine.

//Not to compare such a high budget film and production, but Jack Horner comes to mind of a simple, classic villain done right of being entertaining, characterized and really just stealing the show of what he does best, being a cartoonishly evil bad guy and a good one at that in a simple manner. It's why I'm okay with such a basic 'bleh bleh she's actually a big abuser!' but it feels like a bigger writing crutch to the story of why Stolas cheating on her was okay, as we all sympathized with Stella at first and with Stolas and their situation, but it was rather clear that Vizi wanted to change that perception in the dumbest way possible, along with Stella being all around eh, pretty unlikable in canon even from a villain standpoint? As to me, it's bad writing to play the sympathy/empathy card to get you to like a character in a rather sudden hamfisted way, but eh, it is what it is. I'll admit I've lost interest in the media as my attention will go to other things that I'm interested in eventually if there's not enough to show for it.

//As for people I would say the people are nice in that fandom, but ultimately are also extremely horny for a decent chunk of them, which is fine? I like writing smut with people I trust or like a lot, but as I tried to rp Verosika for a while but it always devolved into sex even after plotting, which is fine... but it got grating after a while when I was being approached solely for that when it came to her to the point I like rping her and using her, but I got bored and eventually tossed her aside despite being in my primary. I like rping with her and still do, but even with my rp partners I try to at least characterize them a plot point that'd interest their character but also not over-do it with the smut as I had gotten 20+ smut requests her at one point when Helluva Boss was really popular at the time. Other than that? I have no real problems with anyone, as no one I follow is a drama hog and I don't think anyone I've ever interacted with is a drama hog from that fandom, but I do know that's a problem in the fandom as well that a lot of messed up things happen in the bg or ppl rp things like non-con, incest openly with ZERO fade to black in a fucked up fetish rp in public of all places, though rarely anything pedophilic happens thankfully from what I know.

#ooc #spicy goopy #long post #r1g #answered #purplepawmuses #purple paw muses

[fishnchip3011]

can u talk more about wren being autistic!! >_<

YEA OFC!!!!

wren has a set routine/schedule that he follows everyday, and if something unplanned happens he can find it difficult to adjust

he doesn't pick up on certain social cues and so can be seen as blunt/rude (also because he has a hard time reading how people feel when they only hint at it & don't explicitly say it out loud)

tends to hyperfocus on certain tasks/hobbies (ex: tinkering with doodads making lil gadgets etc)

reduced facial expressiveness/some difficulty expressing emotions thru facial expressions, tone, etc but gets better with practice

sleeps/rests a lot due to being overwhelmed by sensory input throughout the day

prefers working alone most of the time cuz he feels his memory is more reliable & generally functions better when alone

used to be way less socially adept when he was younger, but due to studying social skills over time he's become good at socializing conversation-wise

really dislikes foods with goopy/slimy textures. likes strong flavors like spicy foods and likes the stimulation from crunchy foods

he doesn't like fishing because he's impatient and will fidget the entire time he waits and also cuz he dislikes the smell of seafood. prefers mining & combat/fighting monsters because it's a steady source of activity n he likes to keep his hands busy -> which is why he makes lots of gestures w his hands/arms when talking and stims by tapping his fingers on objects, spinning things, rubbing his clothes, etc. he also chews on pencils/pens when using them -3-

#ask #eon babbles #farmer wren #hes my darling dearest

[redd956]

100 Descriptive Words: Food & Drink

Savor

Mushy

Tangy

Sweet

Spongy

Striking

Scrumptious

Curdling

Salivate

Drool

Prep

Flavor

Flake

Sweet Tooth

Well

Swirl

Fluffy

Burning

Scented

Bright

Fishy

Rotten

Sugary

Chew

Snack

Powdered

Overbearing

Sour

Salty

Stinging

Buttery

Delicious

Tingling

Crisp

Baked

Spicy

Picky

Cheesy

Ravenous

Soft

Meager

Burnt

Crunchy

Snap

Chomp

Strong

Bitter

Thick

Greasy

Rich

Munch

Shredded

Fried

Breaded

Caloric

Feast

Alcohol

Slurp

Skim

Chunks

Residue

Cook

Pulp

Fatty

Healthy

Off Brand

Stale

Gourmand

Steamed

Brittle

Slimy

Thawed

Punch

Filtered

Icy

Bland

Goopy

Chocolaty

Caffeinated

Dry

Slop

Exotic

Bones

Meaty

Bloody

Cutesy

Waitress

Drunkard

Ration

Frozen

Melt

Fillet

Gourmet

Scrawny

Tasteless

Earthy

Hue

Creamy

Skinny

Indulgent

#words #descriptive words #descriptive writing #word list #writing

[dogesphere]

I would love it if you tag what your favorite food is, regardless of what’s on the poll! 👀

(Feel free to vote for one if you enjoy a vegetarian/vegan version - I just enjoy meat and so that’s what I have listed!)

#polls #tumblr polls #food #food poll

[demonoflight]

I while ago I posted a pic with little Marina and the Octarian Flooder design team, and people wanted to know more about her closest friend on the team, Anchor. So let’s talk about them! That’s them in the army on the right, and their current look on the left.

Anchor is lively, confident, creative and highly intelligent, though they’re not a genius like Marina. They took an immediate liking to the little goopy child prodigy when she joined the Flooder design team, and looked after her the way an older sibling would. Sadly, they were separated when Marina was promoted to the Wasabi Supply Unit.

Anchor made it to the surface after hearing the Spicy Calamari Inkantation. Their escape was... remarkably less smooth than Marina’s, evidenced by some of their new scars, but they made it eventually! They currently work for a gadget design company based in Splatsville. In their free time they fix an old car they rescued from a dump, do puzzles, engage with the rock and metal fan scene, and raise three seabunnies. And yeah, they’re a big Off the Hook fan. They knew Marina was musical, but dang, they’re impressed!

And yes, did manage to reconnect with Marina, but that’s another story for another time. :)

#splatoon #splatoon oc #octoling #splatoon 3 #splatoon art #original character #shai art

[genuflectx]

Terato/Exo Book List

Do you keep searching for that perfect novel? The one monster, alien, or non-human romance in a published work that captures you? But you just keep ending up on half-baked Goodreads lists curated by someone’s lonely mom who thinks changing a bodybuilder to the color purple is monstrous? Well look no further because I’ll read those books for you and rate them for an exophilia audience!

Right now the list is too short to be split into more categories, but as I add more I may include categories. 

They read like this: Book name, author name: Brief synopsis and sometimes a comment on it’s content, themes, or my enjoyment. {Whether or not the love interest is monstrous/alien/etc, whether it ends happy, if there was romance/sex, sometimes include if there’s major death} (a rating of my personal enjoyment out from 1 to 10)

★★★Everything is in alphabetical order. LOOK OUT FOR SPOILERS★★★

✦ A Soul to Keep (Duskwalker Brides Book 1) by Opal Reyne: “Bad omen” Reia is offered up to the human-eating Orpheus, who only wants a human companion. Reia must decide whether to risk running away or learn to like him and stay. Multiple long and detailed sex scenes and pred-prey kink. Has romance but it’s sort of 2nd to the smut. Not great but not terrible writing. Has rape victim blaming in it though, and sadly some non-consensual touching a the beginning. {Skull-head monster/human, happy ending} (7/10)

✦ Be Kind My Neighbor by Yugo Limbo: Wegg, a drifting musician, comes to the town of Baths and meets the friendly neighborhood handyman, Mr. Neighbor. They grow closer as a string of mysterious murders continue to rise in number. This one is a comic. Cults, horror, goopy gay trans love, kinky sex scenes, gorgeous psychedelic art! Mr. Neighbor is a living cloth-man with some fun things underneath (wink) and Wegg is an egg-person. I’m ALWAYS a big fan of Yugo’s work! {They’re both human shaped but Mr. Neighbor is monstrous in his own right, romance and sex, happy ending} (10/10)

✦ The Last Hour of Gann by R. Lee Smith: Amber, her sister Nicci, and a group of about 40 humans are stranded on an unknown alien planet. With the help of a medieval alien lizardman named Meoraq they travel to a temple that the humans hope is an ancient transmissions tower or skyport. It’s 421k words long, full to the brim with rape, fatphobia, misogyny, misandry, emotional abuse, second hand embarrassment... first read some reviews if you want to consider this. {Humanoid alien lizard man, romance and sex, mostly a happy ending. But way too long and rape scenes seemed fetishy} (4/10)

✦ The Mabon Feast (Wheel of the Year #1) by C. M. Nascosta: A witch ousted by her community takes a tenant into her Victorian house in order to make ends meet and not feel lonely. Turns out the only tenant she can get is a mysterious and sickly drider. She almost never sees him. Over the course of a few months things change between them and an aphrodisiac-like scent permeates the house. Things come to a head and get spicy. Very well written but sometimes overwhelmingly flowery! {Non-human spider centaur- i.e. a drider- love interest, fun but somewhat extreme sexual acts, happy ending} (8/10)

✦ Noumena Series (Axiom’s End/Truth of the Divine/Book 3 TBA) by Lindsay Ellis: A first-contact story with serious themes of xenophobia (alien and human) and severe mental illness. Cybernetic insectoid raptor-shaped alien/human romance. No human/alien smut in books 1-2, book 3 yet to be seen but the author has implied they might have sex in it. I suggest reading trigger warnings for this series. {Very non-human love interest, very sad story especially book 2. Found the plot, themes, and writing to be engaging with a few small writing-style annoyances.} (9/10)

✦ The Shape of Water (tie-in book) by Daniel Kraus: A re-telling of the film The Shape of Water. It runs through different characters’ perspectives, including the fishman. It has vague descriptions of human/monster sex, which is still more than the film gave. Ends like the movie. {Human-shaped but monstrous fishman, ends bittersweet but they don’t die, romantic. Found the writing to be somewhat droll at times.} (6/10)

✦ The Scorpion's Mate (Iriduan Test Subjects #1) by Susan Trombley: A human gets abducted for alien government experiments and learns she’s meant to be a mutant scorpion alien’s broodmare. Very generic romance novel writing, not very romantic, but sex scenes hot with fun kinks like pheromones. Has an odd kink of eating food secreted out of a dick hole though. {Very non-human, vanilla sex but non-vanilla kinks, happy ending. Generic writing.} (6/10) 

✦ Strange Love (Galactic Love #1) by Ann Aguirre: An alien accidentally abducts a human and her dog and she decides to go through challenges with him to prove they’re compatible mates. The alien is a non-humanoid insect-lizard thing with weird funky alien junk. Sex scenes are great, but I found the story and characterizations to be extremly lacking. {Very non-human love interest, interesting GNC sex scenes, bitter sweet ending. But the writing wasn’t too great. You get the sense that she was bored writing it.} (4/10)

✦{NOT WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR}

✖ The Ender Saga by Orson Scott Card: Consists of Ender’s Game, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, and Children of the Mind. Ender’s Game is the shortest, simplest, and imo best written. The first is a sci-fi classic worth reading, but is about a child with no romance. However, it’s sequels feature a multidimensional-controlling A.I. in it that eventually falls in love with a human, becomes human, and marries him. But romance is not a part of this series, these relationships are just sorta stated matter-o-fact. It’s not what you’re looking for and Card is a bit of a nasty person. The series also has weird focus on trying to paint colonialism and religious indoctrination into Christianity in a good light, and oddly has incestuous themes.  (Insectoid aliens, “pig” aliens, multidimensional A.I./human.} (Ender’s Game: 8/10)

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