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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#I am apparently a Turtonator #spun a second time and my partner is Larvitar #I forget about Turtonator lol #pokemon #the queue continuum

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#you all make your bed?? #I make it like once a week when I wash it lol #hands down just let me do dishes #I hate everything else #the queue continuum

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Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

#chocolate guy #the queue continuum

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btw i found a lot of people who work private security literally fully think they’re cops. it’s really funny and sometimes disturbing

#the queue continuum #once upon a time I was mallin’ in love #But now I’m only Paulin’ apart #There’s nothing I can do #A total Eclipse of the Blart

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Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

#dungeon meshi #the queue continuum

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#the queue continuum #video

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Bunny council? No, RAT COUNCIL 🐀🧀

#the queue continuum #I managed to read it as ‘bouncy rat council’ initially #and then proceeded to stare for a little too long waiting for it to bounce #then I read it again #‘oh no’ #In my defense my internet has been very wonky lately #so I figured the internet died again. on rats. They were just too beautiful for it

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

#the queue continuum

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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

#the queue continuum

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Get the iguana on a stick. You'll need the energy in the coming days.

#the queue continuum #hfhjhdujveyhfty YEAH

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name them. now.

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This may not fully fit for any of the twos but the moment I saw it I thought of them lmao

featuring pre-scarf Scarfy

#pokemon #mewtwo #the queue continuum

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

#I put socks on first thing in the morning when I get dressed??? #I mean I have house sandals but I still put both my socks on #can’t just wildly jump from one thing to the next and then back again #the queue continuum