#spices and shit

[dayesdawn]

I have discovered the world foods section of the supermarket with ingredients for recipes I couldn't make before because I couldn't find the ingredients.

#food #world foods #world food #life #shopping #spices and shit #food shopping #supermarket

[louhinks]

i've taken to drawing AW2 culinary crimes whilst i am beaten unconscious by art block. bon appetit

#alan wake #alan wake 2 #aw2 spoilers #tim breaker #remedy games #shitpost #my art #fanart #alan wake fanart #due credit to the sicko on reddit that actually did the 3rd picture #i also realise now nobody outside of the uk eats pickled mussels lol #i see all these recipes with spices n shit WRONG 2 ingredients mussels + malt vinegar #drink the vinegar #contemplate where you went wrong in your life #where was i going with this

[spicyraeman]

shes having more fun than she looks i promise [full ver. here (explicit)]

#nsft #art spice #gock warning I guess #this was part of a bigger page but I lost steam #might finished them eventually tho #also I promise ill post non spicy shit eventually #everything else is just not done or... good

[becca-e-barnes]

I need more of needy Bucky who loses control from the feeling of being inside your pussy. I need him to fuck me like a rag doll and to carry me over his shoulder around the house like his personal flesh light.

Fuck, this has always been one of my very favourites to write. I really like to imagine that he struggles to last but he can keep going after he finishes 🙈 it's my lil filthy fantasy

But imagine spending the morning in bed with him. You both wake up around 6am and you spend the first little while just touching and chatting before a couple of hours of sex. Now it's maybe around 11am and after lying there together for a while, you're both in the mood for something to eat.

You pull a robe around you and that's just about as much as you manage before Bucky's scooped you up, carrying you to the kitchen.

"You don't need to carry me everywhere!" You tease, remembering that he'd carried you up the stairs to bed last night too.

"I know. But. Carrying you means. I. Can put you. Exactly. Where. I want you." He peppers kisses over your face and neck, tenderly capturing your bottom lip between his before he sets you up on the kitchen countertop.

There's no point arguing with him so you sit there quite happily. He makes up a quick pancake mix, washes some berries from the fridge, preps the coffee machine and sets the little dining table for the two of you.

Somewhere in between, you got a little distracted, perched on the counter scrolling on your phone. You hadn't noticed the way he's looking at you.

He's so caught up in the little things; the way the light hits your shoulder, the curve of your hips, the way the silhouette of your nipples are visible against the satin robe.

"Look at you, sitting there all sweet like your cunt isn't so fucking full of me."

That's got your attention.

You squirm a little, your body fluttering at how shamelessly vulgar he's being but nothing's stopping you from doing the same.

You spread your legs, exposing the slick mess coating your inner thighs. It's a mixture of your own arousal and Bucky's cum, dripping out of your sensitive cunt.

Your fingertips trail lazily over your exposed sex, your skin glistening in the natural light before you bring your fingers to your own lips, sucking them clean, giving him a little bit of a show.

"Tastes amazing, sweetheart." You groan, noticing the growing bulge in his thin pyjama bottoms. "But I lost track of how many times you came inside me this morning. You came so deep, most of your cum won't have dripped out yet. Bet I'm still totally stuffed full."

He sinks to his knees in no time, settling his head between your thighs, breathing in the faint smell of your arousal. His tongue presses flat to your sex, trailing from your hole to your clit and back, gathering as much of your combined release as possible.

He groans, low and pathetic, allowing his tongue to dip inside you as deep as he can bury it. He savours every drop of cum he earns back from your body.

When his tongue alone isn't enough, he slips a finger into you, followed quickly by a second, curling them against your sensitive inner wall.

"Bucky baby, please don't make me cum again." You groan, your fingers tangled in his dark hair but you know he's not giving you that choice. Not when his free hand is furiously stroking his own cock, desperate to ensure that when he's finished licking his cum out of you, he can flood your cunt with another load.

#asks answered <3 #becca writes spice #anon #needy!bucky #bucky barnes x reader smut #bucky barnes smut #I've gotten so into Scandal again recently #I'm so so so into Mellie #holy shit that woman is stunning #I'd be so tempted to write some shamelessly filthy Mellie x reader #I like Fitz too but just imagine THE COMPETITION #right no I actually HATE picking a colour for a pedi #I get a gel pedi every few weeks and I really need colour suggestions #Last time I got a sparkly red #the time before I got white with a pearly kind of shimmer on top #I've liked both but I'm so bad at picking a colour #I know neons are usually safe in summer but I don't think I'd like neons on me #open to any other suggestions tbh

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i'll be real whenever i gotta cook a steak, whether for myself or for others, that godforsaken letterkenny bit blares in my ears loud as shit

#hhhhhhhh #it haunts me #food #Youtube #before yall ask i do meat to room temp-montreal steak spice-a little over two minutes on high each side-HP sauce on side #yes five minutes total i like my shit red

[arsenicalofarsons]

#splatoon 3 #splat3 #splatoon #sploon #side order #splatoon side order #side order pearl #splatoon pearl #splatoon 3 dlc #splatoon dlc #pearl houzuki #off the hook pearl #off the hook #marina splatoon #marina ida #ice spice #splatoon meme #ice spice meme #think u the shit (fart)

[frenchublog]

suit tutorial

#my art #please don't repost #tony stark #ironman #ironman suit #tutorial #i've been summoned #i'm just as clueless as you guys but there you go #im sure there are spelling mistakes but what can i do #the secret spice is that i make shit up while i paint #i wasn't aware drawing his suit was a flex #i do it bc of his slutty waist #im bad at explaining shit to people does it show ???

[fuckmeyer]

if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

#twilight #twilight renaissance #bella swan #the twilight saga #breaking dawn #smeyer wanted to model all her books off of classic literature: romeo & juliet - wuthering heights - pride & prejudice #AMATEUR HOUR #HEY SMEYER I GOT A FUCKIN STORY TO MODEL YOUR TWILIGHT FANFICTION AFTER #BREAKING DAWN BOOK ONE: Bella fucks Edward for his power & breaks his stone dick in the process - & lo! Ravioli is born in the carnage! #Bella becomes a vamp. she takes over the Cullen coven AND the Volturi bc honestly fuck everyone here only Bella is Cool and Right #oh and vamp hybrids are now legal so vamps start gettin it on. hybrids everywhere. humans who? welcome to the Golden Age baybeeee #BD BOOK 2: Alice comes to Queen Bella with a vision: 'lmao bestie the prophecy says ur getting ur shit smacked' #oh_fuck.avi #Bella begins DEVOURING ALL THE CULLENS INCLUDING RAVIOLI so they can't fulfill the prophecy #vampire fluid contains 11 secret herbs & spices so it's lip-smackin finger-lickin good #omg but ONE vampire was hidden away........ gasp #surprise bitch! it's Ravioli! #turns out Bella mistook Ravioli for LITERAL Ravioli (Chef Boyardee Beefaroni to be exact) #Raviolo comes back and makes Bella throw up! bleh! the Cullens (& Beefaroni) are freed! #together with Benjamin Ravioli now rules over the Cullens and the vamp world #Bella is imprisoned #FUCK Bella #FUCK this story #still a better one than BD tho #the end

[gophergal]

boinga. boinga. boinga. boinga.

bonus heby weapon man:

#gopher art #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #team fortress 2 #he is watching. respectfully. #spice ish #just adding that tag to be safe #been a while since I've done 2d animation #and ive never 2d animated any mercs yet. so this is the first of that #ive been going down memory lane a lot today and I wonder what 17 yr old gopher would have thought about my art now #i think they'd be fuckin embarrassed (because people are looking at this) but envious (because I've improved since then) #sentimental shit aside: medic likes to flaunt his assets. we know this. burly beast exists for a reason. and its to flaunt the assets #gopher - 1 firealpaca - 0

[johnjsplanet]

The sleeper has awakened

#comedy #funny shit #funny #dune part two #dune part 2 #dune 2024 #dune #spice girls

[hoofpeet]

OUGHH... Found an old continuation to this thing where Ingo gets absorbed into a zoroark pack before Sneasler can find him from last October..

#hoof draws #replacement ingo #<-ig? spice is there #ingo showing up at the warden meeting to scare the shit out of everybody/inadvertently declare war #don't think i have the script for this anymore but ough.. i loved this particular spinoff

[spicyraeman]

aaaaaaand its MILF time [full ver. here (explicit)]

#nsft #art spice #new ship time to draw spicy shit #its what jaheira deserves honestly

[digitalmp3]

#ice spice #s: think u the shit (fart) #audio

[lyss-butterscotch]

Can we get more Bat Wing Suns?

Apparently birds can't see windows because they have less depth perception and their eyes are super sensitive so they just think their reflection is the real deal. But i do think it's funny if Suns still crashes into windows because glass isn't exactly common in iterators

#assorted winged suns doodles #i ran out of poses for the bat wings one sobs #also i think vulture eyes are like #a solid color #so to spice it up pretend they have the same eyes as real vultures #real birbs have their eyes on the side of their head thats why they have shit depth perception #so technically suns CAN still see glass #but anyways :) #rain world #gijinka #seven red suns #no significant harassment #sorry for ur window sig oop #lyss art #doodles

[minamill]

Cedar finally got the big promotion he was working towards and celebrated with Rhea while the kids were asleep

#hoping they let me get away with this #i blurred the shit out of it #*summers #ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #gen 1 #*cedar #*rhea #sim spice

[greenbergsays]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but

*lays hand gently over yours*

The word “anus” does not belong in a sex scene. I love you, but no.

#rl shit #writing #writing smut #imagine reading a book with half a pepper on the spice scale #and when you finally get to the smut #scarce as it is #this word is waiting for you #the lord gives his toughest battles sometimes