Modern AU where Desmond and Connor are friends and Desmond has met Haytham plenty of times. One day, Haytham shows up at the bar Desmond works at, and after some time, Desmond calls Haytham "Daddy."
Either as a joke or even a slip of the tongue, but to both their embarrassment, Haytham actually likes it.
Later, Connor is confused about why Desmond looks like he wants to die, and Haytham is trying to weigh the pros and cons of actually acquiring his son's friend as a sugar baby.
“Do you think Connor would be alright if I were to court his best friend?”
Jenny stared at her disaster of a younger (half-)brother.
Considering how old Haytham was already, Jenny was pretty sure this could be counted as his… ‘midlife crisis’.
Why he was suddenly fantasizing about becoming a sugar daddy to his son’s best friend though…
The Kenways had always lived for the drama.
Their father’s life was full of it and Jenny herself had been a big drama queen when she left the Kenway mansion after a fight with their father that she still refuses to apologize for.
Hell, everyone close to the Kenways were still wary of talking about Tessa after the messy divorce their parents had.
So really…
Haytham deciding to start another drama by seducing his son’s best friend?
Not that surprising, all things considered.
Although, she hoped he would pick someone better than…
“The Auditore boy?” She asked with a frown, having had dealings with the Auditores because they walked similar circles.
“God no.” Haytham shook his head as a look of sheer disgust decorated his face.
Good to know his brother still had standards then.
Who else was her nephew’s close friends again?
It wasn’t like she knew which of them was his best friend.
Someone that would catch her brother’s attention…
She blinked before staring at Haytham with dawning despair.
“The Miles boy?”
Haytham gravely nodded.
Well, considering who her nephew’s other friends were…
The Miles boy would be the best option.
But…
“Forget if my dear nephew would be alright…” She raised an eyebrow as she said, “William Miles will kill you if he learns you’re seducing his son.”
“If he learns.” Haytham reminded her.
Dear god.
Jenny was right.
Haytham was preparing for another dangerous (and forbidden) drama in his life.
And Jenny was simply too happy to have front row seats to it.
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not a request but question..saw you were against Content Police and was wondering if you allow proship requests (agere related for when your asks are open again ofcc)
Combining these asks to minimize the shipcourse mentions on this blog, but also thank you for both of the asks!!!
In response to the question, I will gently reinforce that the label 'proship' is a belief about fiction, and not a specific genre of content. Even if it was a genre, I've seen a massive range in what would fall under that terminology (for example, self-identified antis who run Hannibal blogs).
I originally decided to put antis on my DNI when I posted some imagines for caregiver!Gaston, from Beauty and the Beast.
In these headcanons, I did include some caregiver dynamics that are little nods to his canon tendency to try and control the people around him, and how those toxic traits might reflect in his behaviour as a caregiver.
In my opinion, it's very important when you read villain imagines to remember that it's okay to fantasize about caregivers who take away your control and agency to make you feel small and cozy and protected, but it's a big red flag and completely unacceptable if a caregiver ever does that without your explicit permission and expressing that it's something you want from them!!!
So the answer is that yes, I will write some stories that reflect dynamics that I don't want people to think are healthy IRL: for example, anything with Hannibal Lecter, or Elias Bouchard. I will occasionally write about manipulation and control and helplessness, and I will do my very best to tag those dynamics so that people can avoid them if they so wish. (ie. my Alois and Claude fic)
I don't write explicit content or very much romantic shipping content, so I don't think that the most traditional 'proship' associated things are a risk/relevant discussion for this blog. But I do sometimes write about unhealthy relationships (ie. Rick and Morty are an abusive familial relationship, but I might write about how Morty feels complicated love and dependence towards Rick). Again, all of this material will be tagged, and I think I heavily lean towards the more fluffy kinds of dynamics.
As my rule has always been, you can request anything SFW you'd like when requests are open, and I'll make my decisions about what I'm comfortable writing! I turn down requests for many reasons, but I try to never be judgmental or rude about it.
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i haven't played minecraft in years, but with the armadillo winning the vote, i think about how wolves don't really have much going on in terms of their utility. like anytime i tame a wolf, i end up just kinda keeping them sitting at home.
i think if mojang really does feel like wolves are deserving of armour, with the addition of armadillos, they really need to update wolves to be more useful as companion mobs, because personally... i never feel the urge to bring a wolf with me when im going out to do things, especially if it involves combat.
like, what do dogs do best? fetching stuff and digging, right? like i wish that i could just mill about with a wolf and they track a scent or something and start digging into the dirt and then proceed to bring you that item. like it could range from rarely digging up iron nuggets to digging up vegetables or whatever, yknow. combine the fetching stuff with combat and you wouldn't have to manually pick up stray arrows or items from mobs your wolf kills.
the only other thing i wish you could do with wolves is automate their health in some way, like give more utility to the bowl item so you can place it down for them to eat from so you don't have to constantly manage their health by looking at their tail. just minor quality of life stuff i guess.
idk, that's just my thoughts. i do like wolves in minecraft, they just feel rather lacking with the way some new mobs have so much going on, like the sniffer and allay and so on.
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Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool~) 🌈 🌈
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Ahhh thank you <3
and oh wow this will be. interesting. Ive never done something like this before lol. I'll give it a shot haha
I can draw. Pretty well. :)
I think its important that Im considerate, patient, and forgiving of others
I like that Im uhhhh good with animals or something
Willingness. Like when nobody wants to do this one task I do it. Ive noticed this trend everywhere I go.
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Imma tag people to make life easier for myself. Feel no pressure to do it, btw! (If you dont, consider this a nice shoutout that you all are super cool)
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(Incoherent rambling, sorry)
so many people consider the ship of me n my husband to be problematic, because of an age difference despite us being the SAME AGE. I was actually a few months older than HIM (not that that matters) its just so . . . Ugh. And people try to justify it because he `acts old` and i `act young` my brother in christ we were both autistic that's it that's why. Like if you're really going to point fingers at what you perceive as toxic behaviour I lied to him abt who i was for 500 years! We were married for 400 of those! Idk. It upsets me seeing people suggest he mistreated me based on . Literally nothing. I miss my dragon bf very much i hope i can find him in this life
furina double spotted. hi anon. it happens that im also very mad abt this exact same issue (without the romantic implications) if anyone calls our dynamic "parental" again im BARKING . "childcoded" that is an adult woman. god forbid a woman be kinda silly and not infantilized...
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