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*Donnie found out Mikey took the battleshell for a joyride, but it's still intact*
Donnie: So nothing bad happened?
Mikey: Mm mm.
Donnie: Y-You didn't wreck it?
Mikey: Mm mm.
Donnie: You didn't hit anybody?
Mikey: Mm mm.
Donnie: You didn't run anybody over?
Mikey: Mm mm.
Donnie: You didn't get a speeding ticket?
Mikey: Mm!
Donnie: Wha- Mikey.
Mikey: Mm!
Donnie: Why are you making that face!?
Mikey: Mm!
Donnie: Mikey, did you get a speeding ticket!?
Mikey: Mm!
Donnie: Mikey!
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ladymiraclewings · 7 months
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Marinette and Chloe:*arguing to each other* Nino:*bursts out of door*Every day is Taco Tuesday! Adrien:Wha-No! No it’s not Nino! Not every day is Taco Tuesday! You’ve never said that before, stop saying it!
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kcuf-ad · 7 months
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Owen: Alright, what seems to be the problem?
Yami: Okay, Asta has hiccups.
Owen:... punches Yami YOU CALLED A DOCTOR FOR HICCUPS?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I COULD BE DOING SURGERY RIGHT ABOUT NOW, NOT HELPING A KID WITH HICCUPS!
Asta: Yeah, Captain Yami! punches him
Yami: BOTH OF YOU, STOP HITTING ME!
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John: What's 8 minus 4?
Alexander, after 3 days without sleep: 8
John: What? No! How-how'd you get that?
Alexander: Because you have 8 of them, and then you take away a 4, so it's not there anymore, an-an-and you—8's left—
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otomae-game-lover · 6 years
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Mahiru: Why do you and Licht fight all the time? Lawless: I don't know, but it's hot.
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"Choromatsu, did this burnt piece of toast just try talking to me?"
Osomatsu
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Rules, DNI, & Blacklist
Ok, here’s my revamped pinned post! The blacklist is now consolidated/shortened, with a note/asterisk here or there.
RULES
I have the right to deny any request for any reason I see fit. If I’m misinformed on a series/character, feel free to shoot me an ask or DM and (kindly) let me know.
Please check if a character has been requested or posted already before sending them! The search function can not show all the results due to Tumblr’s brokenness, so I recommend looking up the character’s name under “everyonesonthespectrum.tumblr.com/tagged/*insert name*” to find it easier, as long as it’s been posted and not just queued!
Please don’t spam your requests, and please don’t send in a bunch of asks while I’m setting up the queue. Doing the latter makes it harder to go through, and I feel bad closing the inbox entirely.
Please keep it to a maximum of 3 characters per ask and send in multiple (but not too many) asks if needed. It makes it easier to queue, and I’m doing requests late at night most of the time, so it’s easier to get just one or two done rather than four.
You must add what series/source the character is from, due to multiple characters from different series having the same name.  (ex. “please do x character from y series”)
Asks are strictly for character requests only (ex. “please do x character from y series” without a photo), and submissions are only for the full post (ex. “Today’s Autistic character of the day is: x from y” with a photo, how the posts are normally formatted)! Please don’t add photos to asks, or send submissions as requests!
No discourse/drama/current events unrelated to the purpose of this blog (i.e., autism and activism surrounding it). Doing so will get you blocked. This is meant to be a safe space for me and those following the blog.
I am not your therapist! Please don’t vent to me, especially without asking. If you need me to do so, I will talk about my own experiences as an autistic person, but please ask (kindly).
DNI
Do not interact if you:
Are LGBTQ+phobic (Homophobic, lesbophobic, biphobic, aphobic, transphobic, nbphobic, queerphobic, etc.)
Gatekeep people from using queer to identify themselves with (including genderqueer!)
Are an ace/aro exclusionist
Are a TERF/SWERF/radfem/”gender critical”
Are a trumed (Truscum/transmed)
Are anti-MOGAI
Are a Trump supporter
Are racist
Are a Neo-Nazi, white supremacist, etc
Are Islamophobic
Are anti-religion in general
Are anti-kin
Are part of DDLG/CGL(RE)/ABDL/littlespace/non-system little and/or support it
Are a (NO)MAP (aka pedophile) and/or support them
BLACKLIST
Fandoms (A-Z)
A Life of Faith
Attack on Titan
Big Mouth
Blood Meridian
Brooklyn 99
Centricide
Citrus (anime/manga) 
Detroit: Become Human
Dream SMP
Emo: The Musical
Family Guy
Five Nights At Freddy’s
Hamilton
Hanyo no Yashahime
Harry Potter (All previous requests from Harry Potter and JKR’s other works have been deleted.)
Hetalia (I met my moirail through Hetalia, and it has a special place in my heart. Despite this, I won’t do any Axis Powers (including Prussia and Romano) and most characters involved in WW2. Minor characters like the micronations and other countries not involved in WW2 are ok. (I will check if they had any involvement in the war and see if they’re safe to post.))
Human Resources
Inside Job
Lookism (All previous requests from Lookism have been deleted.)
NSFW/18+ media sources
Real life people/RPF
Rurouni Kenshin
South Park
Super Mario Logan
The Chosen
The Office (US)
Twelve Forever
Characters
Characters voiced by Todd Haberkorn in dubs (Willing to make exceptions, please dm me.)
Characters voiced by Vic Mignogna in dubs (Willing to make exceptions, please dm me.)
Haiji Towa (Danganronpa)
Kokichi Oma (Danganronpa)
Joshu Higashitaka (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Yoshikage Kira (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Wanda Maximoff (The Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Pietro Maximoff (The Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
Shaun Murphy (The Good Doctor)
The Darkling (Shadow and Bone)
Woo Young Woo (Extraordinary Attorney Woo)
If you have any more ideas for what to add, reblog or reply with the character or fandom with an explanation of why, and I’ll consider it. Please do not send me an ask regarding why something is on the DNI list. I don’t want to bring on unneeded discourse, nor do I want to repeat myself.
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incorrecthsrquotes · 7 years
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I love my animals! My favorite animal's a carrot!
Homestar, probably
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Mobile About
💜 Under the cut💜
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About Me
Hello hello! You can call me Scatter when not referring to any of my kins- I’m 22, trans(he/him pronouns), and gay and ace. I’m kinda new to the kin community but consider this a safe space for fictionkin(or all types of otherkin!), fictives, coping link, or whomever may identify with/as fictional characters!
Thinspo, transmeds/truscums, and exclusionists/aphobes please do not interact!
I would love to interact with people from my sources and talk about canons, make friends, and all the like! However, I’m not looking for canonmates(I’ve had a few bad run-ins with people telling me my canons were “wrong” if they didn’t match with theirs, and would rather not go through that again), but I greatly enjoy discussing different canons! Doubles are free to interact!
Disclaimer: I use fictionkin to cope with mental illness, so please try to understand why I do this and don’t interact if you have anti-kin sentiment. I ain’t hurting anyone, and I wouldn’t be here today if I didn’t have fiction to fall back on, so please respect this harmless fun <3
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Kin List
💜Michael Afton💜
Nickname(s): Eggs, Mike/Mikey
Source: Five Nights at Freddy’s
About me: I’m 24, demiboy(he/him), gay, and polyamorous
About my canon: I’m the FNaF 4 brother, Sister Location’s Eggs Benedict, and FFPS’s Night Guard. I’m son of William Afton and Crying Child and Elizabeth’s older brother. I’m very gay for my Phone Guy. I’m also the Michael from The Joy of Creation: Story Mode!
Who I’m looking for: Anyone from FNaF, but I’d adore meeting some Williams and/or Springtraps! I’d love to meet fellow Aftons or nightguards too! Oh and Ennards too, I love all of the animatronics!
💛Roxas💛
Nickname(s): Rucksack
Source: Kingdom Hearts
About me: I’m 22, male(he/him), and gay
About my canon: I don’t remember Xion too much, but Axel and I were inseparable. I wasn’t quite as edgy as everyone portrays me… actually I was a huge nerd! Oh, but was I so in love with my Sora. I know it’s cliche, but being in someone’s heart does that to you. I was also, ironically, great friends with Riku!
Who I’m looking for: Anyone from Kingdom Hearts, but meeting Soras, Axels, and Rikus would make my day and then some.
🖤Darkiplier🖤
Nickname(s): Damien, Dark/Darky
Source: Markiplier’s Egos
About me: I’m 38, agender(he/him or they/them), and bisexual
About my canon: I was once Damien before the events of Who Killed Markiplier, and since then have been living with Mark’s other egos. I have long since forgiven Mark and Wilford, and we live peacefully now. I was very much in love with my Wilford and my Antisepticeye. Celine was resting during my time, so I really only had Damien taking over personality-wise.
Who I’m looking for: Any of Markiplier’s or Jacksepticeye’s egos, but I would adore meeting a Googleplier, Wilford, or Anti.
💙Geno💙
Nickname(s): Starboy, ♡♪!?
Source: Super Mario RPG
About me: I’m a star, so age is complicated, but am an adult, genderless(he/him), and bisexual
About my canon: It’s me, that star from SMRPG! Mallow was a little brother to me, and I was very bi for the rest of my team. I frequently visited Earth again after the events of the Star Road, and fell in love with Dreambert from Mario and Luigi: Dream Team. Cappy from Odyssey and I were also very close friends.
Who I’m looking for: Anyone from the Mario franchise, but I’d really really love meeting some Marios, Bowsers, Cappys, or Dreamberts!
💖Scott Cawthon/Afton💖
Nickname(s): PG/Phone Guy, Scottie
Source: Five Nights at Freddy’s
About me: I’m 25, transmale(he/him), gay and asexual
About my canon: Hello hello~! I was the phone guy! Fun fact: I had two purple guys in my canon- one was my twin brother, the other was William Afton himself. William adopted me, actually, so he’s really quite the father figure, despite… everything. I worked in numerous Fazbear Locations, nearly died in FNaF 1, and came to my final end in FFPS.
Who I’m looking for: Anyone from FNaF, but it’d make my day to meet Purple Guys/William Aftons, Jeremy Fitzgeralds, or Mike Schmidts!
🖤Bendy🖤
Nickname(s): Benjamin, Bendaroo
Source: Bendy and the Ink Machine
About me: Age is complicated cuz I’m a toon, but consider me 21, genderless(he/him), and pansexual
About my canon: Ayyyy it’s the little devil darlin himself! I was very close with my Henry, and he actually broke the loop that freed us all! Oh I was gay for my Henry and my Sammy. Also I’ve been willin to reconcile things with Joey, why not! I was also friends with Cuphead!
Who I’m looking for: Listen, not to be all biased or anythin, I love all BatIM or Cuphead kins, bUT HENRIES AND SAMMIES PLS INTERACT
🧡Lawless🧡
Nickname(s): Hyde, Lawli, Servamp of Greed
Source: Servamp(both the anime and the manga)
About me: I’m an immortal vampire, though forever 18, male(he/him), and bisexual
About my canon: It’s ya favorite tragic backstory thespian! Oh I was hopelessly in love with my Ophelia and Licht, and thankfully have moved past my more, eheh, destructive tendencies. Now I’m just a vamp with an angel trying to recover from it all!
Who I’m looking for: Anyone from Servamp, but I’d give anything to meet a fellow Licht or any of my Vamp-Sibs!
💚Link/Masky💚
Nickname(s): Grasshopper, Hero of Time
Source: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time + Majora’s Mask
About me: I’m 18, male(he/him), and aromantic/asexual.
About my canon: I go by the name “Masky” to avoid confusion with other Links, as Majora’s Mask was my more prominent canon in both memory and my behaviors. I was short, and a bit more on the apathetic side, but I was always taking notes in my notebook and studying each scene. Guess I was more of the “think things through” type. I later on taught the Hero from Twilight Princess.
Who I’m looking for: Anyone from any Zelda game(I’ve played nearly them all), though I’d love to meet fellow Links from other timelines.
💜Virgil Sanders💜
Nickname(s): Virge, Anxiety
Source: Sanders Sides
About me: I’m 29, male(he/him), gay and asexual.
About my canon: My canon was Found Family Trope. Patton was like a father to me, and I was in a polyamorous relationship with Roman, Logan, and Deceit. Remus was cool, though we were never involved romantically or platonically. Fun fact: I had a cat hoodie in my canon that matched Pat’s but it was black and purple, lol.
Who I’m looking for: Any of the Sides, but Romans, Logans, and Deceits would be cool to meet(please no “evil” Deceits, though)
💙Taako Taako💙
Nickname(s): Koko, Bastard
Source: The Adventure Zone: Balance
About me: I’m an elf, so I’m well over 100, transmale(he/him), and gay
About my canon: Fun fact, even though I love Kravitz to no end, I was involved romantically with my Magnus! Saved the world, cooked some food, it’s what we do!
Who I’m looking for: Anyone from TaZ, but PLEASE the 7 birds- especially Magnus or Merle, interact!!!
🧡Lampy🧡
Nickname(s): Tim/Timothy, Lamps
Source: The Brave Little Toaster
About me: I’m an appliance, I have no “age”!, genderless(he/him), and gay
About my canon: Only lived through the first 2 movies, never really considered “Goes to Mars” as canon… maybe more of a fever dream. I was pretty darn smart, though social cues weren’t my strong suit. I was so in love with my Radio, though~!
Who I’m looking for: Literally anyone from either TBLT movie- but especially Radio!
💚Edd💚
Nickname(s): None(?)
Source: Eddsworld
About me: I’m 26, male(he/him), and gay
About my canon: I’m just a chaotic cat lover, what can I say! I miss having Tord as a friend and I was in love with my Tom and Eduardo! Uhhhh… Cola.
Who I’m looking for: Anyone from Eddsworld, but Toms Tords and Eduardos please interact!
💛Ethan💛
Nickname(s): Gold
Source: Pokemon Silver/Gold
About me: I’m 20, transmale(he/him), and gay
About my canon: I traveled across both Johto and Kanto with my Cyndaquil, and had a pair of roller blades! I was always on some kind of wheels, a speed demon for sure, and a bit egotistical/loud XD. I had… a relationship with Red, don’t remember if it was platonic or romantic. BFFs with Blue and Kris, and Silver was my boyf <3
Who I’m looking for: Literally ANYONE from Pokemon, but… Reds Blues and Silvers… hit me up 👀
🧡Arthur🧡
Nickname(s): Arty
Source: Mystery Skulls Animated
About me: I’m 25, male(he/him), and gay
About my canon: GUESS WHO DIDN’T DIE AFTER HELLBENT!!! Listen fam Arthur is my kin that goes into hibernation but revives every 2 years to scream before going back to vibing in the background. Had a poly relationship where both Vivi and I dated Lewis, but Vivi and I didn’t date each other, if that makes sense.
Who I’m looking for: Anyone MSA… Lewis and Vivi tho… hai-
💙Cloud Strife💙
Nickname(s): Soldier boy, Spikey
Source: Kingdom Hearts(mainly), Final Fantasy 7
About me: I’m 23, male(he/him), gay and ace
About my canon: I’m KH Cloud more than FF7, though I still connect with my FF7 self. I was one of Xehanort’s first experiments with heartless, which is how he was able to separate Sephiroth and I. Sora was like a baby brother to me. Leon and I were classic rivals-to-lovers. Fight me.
Who I’m looking for: Hit me up if you’re anyone KH(say hi to Roxas too while you’re at it) and/or FF7. Not really picky, down to chat with whomever.
💖Charles Calvin💖
Nickname(s): Charlie
Source: The Henry Stickmin Collection
About me: I’m 27, transmale(he/him), queer and ace
About my canon: Listen I just started kinnie this boi the day I typed this all I know is I had a cool pilot jacket and I’m a disaster queer and love flying choppers and Henry cute aaaaaa
Who I’m looking for: Please… I will take ANY thsc kinnies…
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ao3-feedshance · 6 years
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Kinktober 2018
by TheRealJadpeanut
Collection of stories I wrote from this years prompts.
Words: 8740, Chapters: 13/31, Language: English
Fandoms: OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes, Naruto, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Voltron: Legendary Defender, Original Work, The Loud House (Cartoon), Avatar: Legend of Korra, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Danny Phantom, Steven Universe (Cartoon), Gravity Falls
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Enid (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Red Action (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Aang (Avatar), Naruto Uzumaki, Zuko, Beast Boy, grafield logan, Raven, Rachel Roth, Hunk (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Raven (DCU), Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Lola Loud, Korra, Asami Sato, Link (Legend of Zelda), Bowsette, Danny Fenton, Tucker Foley, Buck Dewey, Sour Cream (Steven Universe), Jenny Pizza, Steven Universe, Dipper Pines
Relationships: Enid/Red Action (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Haruno Sakura/Uzumaki Naruto, Aang/Zuko (Avatar), Garfield Logan/Raven, Beast Boy/Raven, rachel roth/garfield logan, Hunk & Pidge | Katie Holt, Lance/Shiro (Voltron), lola loud/oc, Korra/Asami Sato, link/bowsette, Danny Fenton/Tucker Foley, Buck Dewey/Jenny Pizza/Sour Cream, Dipper Pines/Steven Universe
Additional Tags: Yuri, Lesbian, Gay, Kinktober 2018, NaruSaku - Freeform, Medical Play, Bondage, Femdom, BDSM, Prostate Massage, AtLA, Zukaang - Freeform, bbrae - Freeform, Aged Up, Spanking, hidge, feederism, shance, Daddy Kink, Monster Girls, trans woman, Massage, Happy Ending, Muscle Worship, muscle fetish, Muscle Kink, Micro, macro, Crossdressing, Yaoi, Rimming, rimjob, Rim job, Analingus, Weight Gain
source http://archiveofourown.org/works/16350473
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un-enfant-immature · 5 years
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The IPO’d learn investing at First Round’s Angel Track
Startups depend on the angel lifecycle. A few flush post-exit individuals put the first cash into a fresh venture. With some skill and plenty of luck, the early team grows the company into a big success. It sells or goes public and those team members earn a fortune. They then pay it forward by investing in the next generation of startups.
If they hoard their spoils they starve the early-stage ecosystem or leave founders stuck with dumb money from non-strategic financiers. If they redistribute their winnings, they can influence startup culture by deciding what, and more importantly, who gets funding.
But how does a co-founder or VP learn to be a mini-VC? That’s the goal of First Round Capital’s Angel Track, a free three-month workshop series in San Francisco and New York for learning how to source, vet, close, and support angel investments.
A scene from Angel Track’s first cohort
Every two weeks, an expert on some part of the investing process like finding deals or interviewing founders talks to the class, does Q&A, and then leaves the group to openly discuss what they learned and how to use it. Angel Track sessions have been tought by some of the smartest people in the valley like growth master Elad Gil, #ANGELS founding partner and former Twitter VP of corp dev Jessica Verrilli, and Precursor Ventures managing partner Charles Hudson.
Hundreds of startup execs apply for the 15 spots on each coast. After two classes in SF and one in NYC, today First Round unveiled its recently-graduated third cohort from programs in both cities. Those include Lucy Zhang who sold Facebook her chat startup Beluga that became the foundation of Messenger, and Mented Cosmetics co-founder and CEO KJ Miller. By the end of the program they’re taking joint pitch meetings from startups, showing each other the best questions to ask.
As with Y Combinator, it’s as much about the fellowship between new investors as the education. “It’s both a community and a masterclass” says First Round general partner Hayley Barna who oversees the NYC Angel Track. “It’s about bringing a talented group of emerging angels together to build a productive cohort of collaborators.”
She says diversity and inclusion is a big goal of the program, and it features 50% women and 20% underrepresented minorities. Being rich is not a pre-requisite. Barna declares “We’re not pulling in the bankers and the traders doing angel investing as a side-hustle.”
LOS ANGELES, CA – MARCH 29: Confetti falls as Lyft CEO Logan Green (C) rings the Nasdaq opening bell celebrating the company’s initial public offering (IPO) on March 29, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. The ride hailing app company’s shares were initially priced at $72. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)
After a slew of big 2019 IPOs from Uber, Lyft, Pinterest, Slack, and Zoom, there are plenty of newly-minted potential angels for First Round to teach. The venture firm benefits by building a cadre of co-investors or alternative backers for deals it vets, and through added visibility into the next top fundraises. Unlike some VC scout programs, there’s no formal obligation to send opportunities to First Round or pledge funding alongside it. That keeps it appealing to future investors that innovation hubs need to keep the circle of life flowing.
“A lot of angel investors that got their start in the mid-to late 2000s, they’re almost all fund managers now. They went from angels or super angels to venture investors” First Round partner Brett Berson tells me. “There haven’t been a lot of people who’ve come in and filled that gap”, which could stunt the ecosystem’s growth. Graduates ramp up their angel investing while often staying in their operating roles, though some like former Pinterest head of culture Cat Lee who became a partner at Maveron turn investing into their day job.
First Round partner Ben Cmelja who helped launch the program explains that “Some people are doing it for the financial return. Some people want access to new ideas and are curious. Some people have a specific type of community they want to support with their investments.”
What Investors Learn From Angel Track
Becoming a successful angel means a lot more than evaluating term sheets. Just like how ideas are a dime a dozen and it’s about who can execute, fundraises are frequent but getting into the right ones takes hard work. First Round focuses on many of the soft skills required to win. Participants receive mentorship on how to:
Develop an area of expertise and personal brand
Mine their network for deals and post-investment assistance
Assess market opportunities rigorously
Judge an unproven startup’s team and product
Convince a founder to let them into a round and negotiate terms
Support their portfolio companies without being annoying
How to approach the delicate power balance of meetings with entrepreneurs can be especially tricky, so I spoke at length with First Round’s Phin Barnes about the session he teaches on founder interviews. I wanted to get a taste for what it’d be like in the classroom, despite First Round declining to let me attend the real thing. Turns out having a journalist in the room can disrupt a safe learning environment for budding angels.
First Round partner Phin Barnes
“Investing is a sell-side product” Barnes stresses. “Capital is a commodity, especially in this market. What you’re saying with a term sheet is that you think the founder’s equity is worth more than your dollars.” That means investors have to close the value gap with sweat.
Barnes gives me what he calls the ‘chocolate soufflé or brownies’ scenario. “The danger of being a smart, talented executive or entrepreneur is that when a founder talks to you about sugar and flour and butter, you start imagining a molten lava soufflé cake you’d build with the ingredients. You invest, and then the founder comes back with a tray of brownies. ‘That’s not what I thought I invested in!'”
The mistake comes in envisioning what you’d do rather than really listening to the founder — the one who’s cooking. Instead of trying to hijack the roadmap or being disappointed by the direction, angels need to help make those brownies as tasty as possible. That means entering into interviews with an open mind.
“You should be positively inclined to invest and have some critical questions. If you don’t think you should invest, you shouldn’t have the meeting in the first place” Barnes explains. “You want to hold that perspective loosely and as new information comes to light, you want to check ‘Am I still interested?’ By the end you want to know what you don’t know, and the open questions you need to answer to validate your hypothesis.”
The four main areas of evaluation are:
The market — Why does this category of product need to exist? What would the world look like if they dominate the category? Can they clearly explain to a five-year old the problem they’re trying to solve? What’s their contrarian thinking? And what motivation will keep them persevering to address the problem despite setbacks and opportunity cost?
The product — Is addressing this specific customer problem unique and defensible? It’s less about if the product is good or bad, or should the button be red or blue. It’s more about how the founder took the inputs and made the decision and how they process information. Have them walk you through the go-to-market plan and see how they shift between high-level strategy and ground-level tactics.
The team — Do they have on-paper talent like PhDs or experience? Can they iterate quickly? You have to weed out victims and look for people who are learners that evolve when faced with adversity. Do your homework on who they are before so you can dig deeper into how they tick. Ask how they show trust in their team and how they get their team to trust them. Have them tell you about the most important thing that happened at the company in the last week to understand their priorities and emotional connection to the process.
The relationship with the founder — Investors need to ask what the best way to work with them is, and what founders are looking for in support from an investor. Do they want a hands-off investor who only chimes in when summoned, or do they expect frequent co-building sessions? Do they need more help accessing a bigger network for hiring and partnerships, or industry-specific expertise to navigate complex decisions?
“We have two roles. We interview and then we coach” Barnes says, providing tips for both. “The very best questions are open-ended. They start with a how/what/why and end with a question mark. Double-barreled questions are terrible. Ask them what would you do, and stop. Get comfortable with silence. They’ll usually fill the silence with something off-script that reveals a deeper truth.” Only once has a founder asked Barnes ‘are you ok?’ in response to his inquisitive stare.
Being able to summarize what you’ve learned lets you quickly cross-check your assumptions with the founder and get helpful corrections. That helps you figure out what questions you still need to ask and keep a diligent list of what you’ll need to research after.
When it comes to giving an answer on whether you’ll invest, “Second best to a quick yes is a quick no with a strong point of view and information for the entrepreneur. The worst is ghosting people. 90% of people operate that way but that’s not the way to do it” Barnes emphasizes. “If you walk out without a yes, no, or what to learn more about in specific detail, you’ve failed as an investor and wasted the time of the entrepreneur.”
The antidote to dumb money
“It was like the perfect mix of your favorite college seminar and a super practical apprenticeship” says Ariana Poursartip, the VP of product for fintech startup Petal who was in the first NYC Angel Track class. “I came away with a better sense of my personal investing approach, and a community of fellow angel investors who I’ll continue to learn from for years.”‘
Fostering better educated angels is crucial for enabling founders. “Dumb money” from investors without expertise in a relevant space, connections they’ll leverage to help, or an understanding of what startups need can be dangerous. It can lead founders to raise more but inefficient capital and make slower progress that puts them at risk of a future down-round that can trigger a startup death spiral.
First Round’s Angel Track cohort 3
First Round is far from the only one trying to fill the angel gap. “Initiatives like Spearhead, YC’s Startup Investor School, and scout programs help lower the barrier to entry for many people who will be terrific and helpful investors for startups” says Cmejla. Sequoia, General Catalyst, Village Global and more run their own scout networks. There are some questionable programs out there too, though, like Venture University which charges from $4,000 to $65,000 for its programs that require students to source deals in exchange for a hazy profit-sharing agreement.
Cmejla insists “It isn’t about providing the capital, a short crash course, or a path to becoming a full-time VC, but about building a durable community that members can lean on and lean into as they level up.” Instead, First Round scores a way to connect founders it funds with relevant angels from its classes. That incentivizes the firm to teach savvy etiquette. Barna warns “You want to be thorough, but if you’re putting in a small check, you can’t ask founders to jump through too many hoops . . . and spend five hours just to get that dinky paycheck.”
Past Angel Track participants like Poursartip and Instacart VP of growth Bengaly Kaba tell me they wish the program got them spending more time together both during and after the class, which could spur deeper alliances. “Currently the program ends and there is no formal programming to keep the alumni cohorts engaged and connected” Kaba notes. Many already back startups brought to the class by their peers. Still, Square Cash app product lead Ayo Omojola wanted a stronger structure like perhaps a syndicate so cohort-mates could do more investing together. 
What they all cited was the massive value of learning to codify what they’re looking for and what they bring to the table. Kaba highlighted how he enjoyed “Hearing how Elad Gil, [Floodgate co-founding partner] Ann Muira-Ko, Charles Hudson and other guest speakers defined their investment theses around macro trends, industry specific insights, and founder traits.”
When the lock-ups expire on recent IPOs and employees start getting liquidity, “you’re going to see a whole new generation of investors get going over the next couple of years” says Berson.
Not every company spawns the same quality of investor, though. Companies like Uber that empower less-senior team members as the ride sharing company does with regional general managers tend to develop talent with the self-direction and conviction to be great angels. Looking back, you similarly see more angels and founders emerging from more decentralized Google than top-down Apple.
As software eats the world, unicorns proliferate, and the proceeds of tech’s winning streak are spread wide, more and more people will be ready to write angel checks. “It will most likely materially accelerate over the next 12-24 months” Berson concludes. Those without the skills could squander what they’ve earned. Angels who know what makes them special and can evaluate startups without getting swept up in the hype will crown the queens of tomorrow.
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ladymiraclewings · 3 years
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Katya: OK EVERYONE HIT THE GROUND NOW! THIS IS AN INFILTRATION!
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filmbyq4u · 7 years
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Worthy Sequels
As an aspiring screenwriter, I, like many, sometimes get caught up in the haughty conceit of thinking of film sequels as a tasteless, feeble and gratuitous attempts to elicit the hard earned from the film-going masses.
  Why can’t they write something new? We wail, convinced that if – when – they read one our brilliant works or even just an outline, they would find the next great tentpole movie. Of course, if that were to happen, we would never do a sequel. No. Nope. Never. A sequel is the laziest kind of movie. What self-respecting scribe would take on a sequel gig? Stop shouting about Joss Whedon and Alien 3! He was trying to help! Never diss Joss!
  Anyway, as much as there are one or two films that may have gone somewhat sequel-mad, following the tried and tested formula of getting progressively worse – Police Academy, The Terminator, Die Hard, The Matrix, Resident Evil, Jaws – to name a few. Sequels are not always a terrible idea, some stories naturally lend themselves to an extension. You want to know what happened next. Sometimes the sequel tops the original.
  One of the best sequels ever made (if you have not seen it, stop reading now and go and watch it! You should hang your head in shame!) is The Godfather part two.
    Generally speaking, films of books tend to depart from the source material. Sometimes it’s because some aspects are unfilmable or would be prohibitively expensive to make, though with the rapid advancements in CGI a lot of things that were considered unfilmable in the past, are now even possible on a home computer! There was also the egos of creatives involved, director or writer thinking they have come up with a better filmic view, or even the studio just wanting a more audience-friendly film.
   Whatever the reason many a book to screen translation has ended up an unholy mess. The Godfather and its brilliant sequel were written by Mario Puzo. Puzo also wrote the book so understood the nuances that needed to stay in the film and script. As an aside, he also happened to write the Christopher Reeves’ Superman one and two. Pity he was no longer around to help Zack – it’s too damn long! – Snyder! Though studios generally like to keep the authors away from the films – looking at you Anne Rice – director Francis Ford Coppola, a man known for getting his way,  was team Puzo. The Godfather part two is truly an astounding sequel.
  Another egomaniac director, James Cameron, who generally hits home runs, though his insistence that the truly awful Terminator: Genisys was a good film has put him on my laminated hate list forever, what he did do was make one of the greatest sequels ever in T2.
  The advance of computer graphics in the intervening seven years between films, allowed Cameron to bring an exciting, bigger spectacle to the screen, whilst still retaining the relentless urgency of the first film. Not only did we see a newer and more dangerous terminator, we believe the story.
  For an X-men fan, especially of the Chris Claremont era, Bryan Singer has a lot to answer for when it comes to the X-men canon. Having taken extreme liberties with almost every aspect of the X-men history, from their ages, group make up, founding members and costumes, it’s a wonder his X-men is watchable at all. Of the films he has made, the sequel to his first X-men film is probably his best. With a cracking opening, introducing a battling, teleporting Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner, the film thunders along nicely, showing fantastical set pieces amid a modern take on oppression due to differences. After the first X-men film, with all its faults, fans were unsure as to whether he could follow it up. X2 tops the first film.
  Staying with the super powered, the most surprising sequel, especially considering its predecessors, is Logan. If you suffered the two previous standalone outings of the Wolverine franchise you have my sympathies. What is truly surprising about Logan is not how utterly brilliant it is, it’s that it was directed by the same person who did the Wolverine! James Mangold directed the risible The Wolverine, a film so bad it made me angry. Logan is possibly the biggest improvement in a franchise I have ever seen or heard of. From the opening scene – no spoilers – through to the final resolution, Logan is as close to a perfect X-men film as cinema has ever got.
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ladymiraclewings · 2 years
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Luz, bursting out of a door: Every day is Taco Tuesday!
Amity :Wha-No! No it’s not Luz! Not every day is Taco Tuesday! You’ve never said that before, stop saying it! 
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