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toomanyincorrectquotes · 11 months
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Barbara: what? what’re you thinking?
Dick: i’m not thinking about anything
Jason: i can vouch for that
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Peter: you’ll do just as i say or your friends will pay the price
Cora: actually, we’re not all that close
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oceanview15 · 7 months
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Gordon: She got away!
Batman trailing, not far behind: *impressed* Whoa. I mean, oh, no!
Gordon: How could I have lost track of Catwoman again?!
Batman: Don’t worry. I can track her down with this.
Gordon: You kept her glove?
Batman: Yes…so we can trace the manufacturer back to her..of course.
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sweetpeaches666 · 7 months
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I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of. Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking. But nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.
Kevin Levin.
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dead-dog-dont-eat · 1 year
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Ben: So there’s this cognitive dissonance between her actual and ideal self which causes her to be practically dysfunctional. Of course, I'm no psychologist.
Kevin: No, you’re a nitwit. How come you know those words?
Rook: Kevin, come on, it’s not nice calling him a nitwit… But since the cats out of the bag, how do you know those words?
Ben: I guess it’s from reading the American Journal of Abnormal Psychology. Mom had it at home, she got it from a friend.
Kevin: I’m sorry but I refuse to believe that you have ever read a scientific journal.
Ben: Believe what you want, see if I care… *Gets up and walks away while saying angrily* Hypersexual bitch…
Kevin and Rook: *Chokes on drinks*
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unicornblossom13 · 6 months
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Zak Monday: I just realized something, I had a bad childhood.
Albedo: Yeah, I know.
Zak Monday: What do you mean you know?
Albedo: Look at you.
Zak Monday: What do you mean, look at me?
Albedo: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.
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ben10nerd · 1 year
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Kevin: *is wearing a suit*
Ben: Mr. Bo-fucking-jangles
Kevin: Tennyson what the fuck
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Gwen: are you going to be part of the problem or part of the solu...
Kevin : oh problem, definitely
Gwen : that wasn't... that was a rhetorica....
Ben : ooh I have ideas to make the problem funnier than it is.
Kevin : yes!
Gwen : NO
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frauleinfunf · 7 months
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Natalie: Gwen has the SATs on Saturday. We’ve been prepping her for sometime. Back in my second trimester, we hired an SAT tutor to to go over some basic tricks and methods through my womb. Then, in the delivery room, we wrapped her in a scantron sheet, and gave her her first practice exam.
Natalie: The results were disappointing. I was devastated.
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bloodmoon24 · 2 years
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Malware: Ok, so get this; you make ten meals, you’re not a cook. You make twenty paintings, you’re not an artist
Shows Big Chill freezing him, on the spot
Malware: But you kill ONE ALIEN-!!
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pinktwinkiezoppo · 2 years
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The way Ben looks at Julie fills me with so much joy <33
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Alex: got any spells that’ll give us cover so we can get to him?
Magnus: they’re not spells
Alex: that’s a no, then
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Chris: how did YOU get in here? Peter: the usual way. incidentally, you may wanna fix that hole i punched in your back door before your guards sees it Chris: you couldn’t knock? Peter: i sorta did
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oceanview15 · 7 months
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Katara: Okay whatever. I'm just worried, that's all.
Sokka: About Zuko?
Katara: Well yeah, what else? We need to find him before... you know before something bad happens. Not that I care or anything. I mean come on. How can anyone care about a person who's that rude, and undependable and, and... annoying? It's ridiculous. How could you even say something like that?
Sokka: ... I didn't say anything
Katara:
Katara: Oh
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sweetpeaches666 · 6 months
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(Kevin and Prior Gilhil working together to get out of a situation.)
Prior: This would go a lot easier if you'd help out.
Kevin: Well, the sooner I help you, the sooner I'll never see my friends again. So... Want me to get the more trustworthy kids to help out, or am I still not allowed to talk to them?
Prior: Do not mouth off to me! It's your fault we're in this mess. Who raised you anyway?
(Kevin becomes genuinely hurt.)
Prior: I know a bad influence when I see one. Those are good children with bright futures.
Kevin: Yeah? And what does make me?
Prior: ...
Prior: I don't know.
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dead-dog-dont-eat · 1 year
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Rath: …AHHHH, GOD DAMMIT! GOD DAMN! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! (starts Flipping the Bird repeatedly) FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK! FUCKY FUCKY FUCKY YOU!!!
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