#sound too weird

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

#badfinger #mrs jones #pete's voice #no matter what he sings #his voice always sounds so soft and warm #it's like melty butter in my ears #if that #doesn't #sound too weird #you know what i mean #right #right??? #(i realized i accidentally made a song reference by saying no matter what) #every time i go to post a song i'm like 'i'm not sure what to add to the tags' and then i think of 1 thing and i just keep going #and then before i know it i end up with a bunch of nonsense #Youtube

[franeridart]

more dragon

#my sketches #one piece #monkey d luffy #monkey d dragon #monkey d garp #real talk and jokes aside i think dragons childhood with garp wasn’t all that bad #since he actually was a marine at some point right so he must have at the very least respected garp #garps way of raising a kid that actually wanted to be a marine must have been somewhat different too #all in all i think leaving luffy to garp wouldn’t sound like such a weird thought to dragon ?? #i get why hed go there i mean #garp tho…………….. #what was that man even thinking………………….

[elysiumcalled]

#moots is so weird #but mutuals sounds silly too lol #posts

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Jazz is murdered in her Gotham apartment.

Red Hood is chasing the assailant and some bats come to help. Despite their best efforts, the assailant gets away. The bats have him cornered when he runs into the wall. Literally. He doesn’t come out the other side. They search everywhere but the assailant vanished without a trace.

Some weird government guys dressed in all white come and assess the scene. They are very official. Practically interrogating the officers on the scene and insisting on talking to the vigilantes who chased the assailant. After gathering all of the information they can, they tell their chief “The woman is dead. No, Phantom is not here. He was never here. No, she doesn’t appear to have become one of them.” They leave a card with GCPD to call in case anything changes. (Hood refers to them as “cryptic fuckers” or “dementor wannabes” from here on out)

Hood is pissed that the murderer got away, that secret government officials encroached on his territory, and that this woman seems to not be getting the justice she deserved. He knows how that feels. Not on his watch.

After Hood knows the autopsy has been completed, (he’s dealt with enough murder cases to gauge when it will be complete) he breaks into the morgue to take a look for himself. He opens the door to her slab, rolls her out and gets scared half to death when she thanks him for letting her out. She goes on to say she hasn’t figured out how to go intangible yet but Danny figured it out quick so it’s gotta be somewhat easy. Hood is trying his darnedest to not have a heart attack because she scared the crap outta him.

Meanwhile Danny’s wondering why he hasn’t heard from his sister in a few days.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #jazz fenton #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dc x dp au #jason x jazz #jasmine fenton #dp crossovers #jazz x jason #I’ve been watching too much Criminal Minds #bear with me #I feel like Jason would shriek and it would sound weird with the helmet #Barbara would definitely keep the footage from that and play it on repeat #Dick would have it as his ringtone #or Stephanie would #oooh what if she has Lazarus green eyes when she is revived #Jason would be freaking out #then they look for her murderer #or she tries to run #and Hood has to chase her #then DAN enters the chat #I want to make a fic #I’m not a writer tho #if someone wants to yoink this please do #I really like the idea of Jazz and Jason eventually together in this but if you don’t #well to each their own

[powerfultenderness]

lord powerfultenderness, I don't know how to fully picture it but can we have neighbor könig doing grocery shopping with y/n? Please!~

I swear I saw a post somewhere that said König probably makes bank. And Sugar Daddy König hc born/accepted. This man will spoil you if you give him the chance (and then idk wreck you later?)

Either you were oblivious to the looks strangers gave you, to the way women quickly turned around and went down different aisles, or you didn’t care. It was, in fact, the latter. This big menacing looking guy beside you practically cleared a path wherever you wanted. Busy aisles you’d normally have to do trick maneuvers with your cart? Cleared out when he looked at other shoppers. It was amazing, really.

You stopped and looked up at the shelf, the item you wanted on the very top and if you stretched out…you still couldn’t reach it. Even before you could pout and try again, König reached over and plucked the box of snacks off the shelf and dropped in the basket. 

Maybe it was the way his eyes crinkled a bit, but you could tell he was smiling at you. “Those are car snacks.” 

“Car snacks?”

You nodded and continued to push the cart down the aisle. You’d deviated from your shopping list so much that you were now just going up and down aisles to see if there was anything you needed.

“You know, snacks you keep in the car for emergencies. Like, getting stuck in traffic, or on the side of the road while waiting for a tow truck…or lost…” 

“How often do you get lost?” He laughed, shoulders shaking as he tried to keep his laugh at a reasonable indoor level.

“It was just the one time! My GPS wasn’t working!” It wasn’t your fault downtown was an impossible maze!

“What did you do?” 

“I had a snack and figured it out.” You gave up and went home, but he didn’t need to know that. 

Though he could probably guess with the way he was side eyeing you. You knocked your hip into his side (and he didn’t budge at all!) “What do you say to pasta for dinner?” 

He titled his head, “you’re making dinner for me?”

“Yea, I want to do something nice for you for helping me out.” 

König beamed at you, though you couldn’t see behind his mask and you were currently looking at one of the shelves. “I will eat whatever you cook.”

You laughed, it sounded so weird when he said it like that. “Alright, pasta it is.” 

On the way to the checkout, you happened upon a display of clothing, mostly blouses and tee shirts, but some printed leggings as well. “Ooh, that’s cute.” You stopped and picked up a strappy sundress printed with your favorite flowers. “And my size!” You cheered to yourself as you looked at the tag. You flipped it over to check the price tag then set the dress back on the rack. “Pssh, not that cute.” 

You looked at him just as he turned away from the dress you liked. “Hey, can you wait in line while I run and get my prescription?” 

He nodded and took over pushing the cart as you handed him your debit card, “just in case it takes too long.” 

It was a good thing you handed him your card too! There was a bit of wait while your prescription was transferred to the new in store pharmacy. You half debated whether or not you should just leave to pick it up another day, but you already missed a day and didn’t want to throw off the effects. 

By the time you had your medication, König was waiting for you out front. “Sorry about that!” 

He shook his head, “no problem.” And handed you the receipt and your card back. 

You giggled as he loaded the bags in almost one scoop into the back of his truck. Your car was currently in the shop and he very quickly offered to help you out in the meantime. 

“Thank you so much!” You smiled at him once all of the groceries were sitting on your counter. 

“Anytime.” He answered simply.

 “Still up for dinner tonight?” 

He nodded, “of course.” 

The little short answers, no hearty laugh included, were weird. But maybe he just had enough company for a few hours. “Alright, I’ll pop over later then?” 

“Goodbye.” He nodded again and quickly left you alone.

Weird…

Whatever. Maybe he’ll feel better once he…oh! 

You pulled out one of the very dresses you thought was cute, but too expensive, from one of the bags. König’s doing? You checked the receipt and it wasn’t listed. He…bought it himself? And hid it from you? Suddenly the way he was acting nervous before he left made sense. 

-

König’s stomach flipped and his face burned when he opened the door later that night. You were standing in front of him wearing the dress he bought. “You look like an angel.” 

You smiled and spun around, the dress flaring cutely as you did so. “I can’t believe you bought this! Thank you so much! But, let me repay you?” 

“No. Have dinner with me?” 

You giggled, you were already having dinner with him! “You sneaky man! Come on, let’s go!” You then grabbed one of his hands and started to pull him out and towards your flat.

“Wait. Let me lock up.” He fished his keys out of his pocket and locked the door with one hand, refusing to pull out of your touch. 

“Oh. right!” 

“You didn’t lock up, did you?” 

“What! It’s just right there!”   

König was laughing again as he followed you to your home, a dopey smile you couldn’t see lighting his eyes 

[More neighbor König]

#anonymous #könig x reader #konig x reader #neighbor!könig #könig x fem reader #blurb #her prescription was birth control loloolll you cant be running out of that with him around #and idk the stores around here have clothing/electronic/toy sections so i hope this doesn't sound too weird

[ministarfruit]

"my oshis graduated" outfit swap

#yeah this one was for me #tsukumo sana #magni dezmond #vtuber #holofateswap #hololive #holostars #holocouncil #holotempus #it's funny bc after they graduated I was like #oh I won't draw them anymore out of respect ^_^ #but unfortunately I missed them too much so here I am. drawing them still #I should reiterate that I'm happy that they're taking care of themselves #and that they're happier now! #I just cherish the memories we made together also #I think that's the best way to put it #BLOWS THEM A BIG CHEESY KISS #vespy is also my oshi but I cannot draw big buff men in tight outfits for the life of me. NEXT TIME MAYBE #I already struggle with axel and he's like. not even that bulked up #I'M TRYING MEN </3 #oh that tag sounds fucking weird out of context #i'm leaving it though

[sunglassesmish]

dean is on a call with cas for 30 seconds and he notices that he sounds weird

#my gifs #dean #spn #spnedit #spn 12x15 #sam was paying attention too and cas didn't say anything too weird. but dean is like why does he sound weird....

[tofasco-kylasco]

I dunno what's the deal with these frogs but here I played Gravity Falls on them

#tumblr #frogs #tumblr frogs #gravity falls #the ending sounds weird because there aren't enough frogs #i'm lowkey proud of this #and way too entertained by these frogs #see you'd never get this on instagram

[ganondoodle]

so im not sure if anyones interested, but, i went through quite a bunch of totk critiques by people who were also very disappointed with it and thought id share my favorite videos i found (granted, i only really wachted those that youtube recommened and its mostly .. white men... things like the orientalism problem are not mentioned at all for example, maybe ill update this post if i find any more diverse voices)

i dont agree with every single point and also dont know most of the channels (aside from the big zelda theory guys) so i judged solely by what they mentioned in those videos and the quality of it (like the audio .. bc i cant listen to bad audio)

in no particular order, also they talk about or use footage of the literal ending stuff so if you arent done with the game yet, better leave these for now

(the following one is a podcast thing by multiple zelda theory guys, there some stuff you can skip at the start thats just kidna random things, but the video is marked with chapters)

(theres some mention of some things not making sense, like the sonau only being two, and ithink thats kinda bc the english translation was weirdly vague about that, in the german version its much more directly said that they all died out and only rauru and mineru were left of them;

also mentions of how unfitting it is to call the enigma stones "secret"stones in english might come from a similar thing; in german they where called "Mysterienstein" which would be translated as mystic/mysterious/enigma- stone

just wanted to mention that since the vast majority are gonna play it in english only and the stuff online is also dominated by english)

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #totk #ganondoodles rants #not really #but it kinda fits in the theme #some things are a lil too complainy for complainings sake #but overall those are the ones i felt spoke about alot of the broader problems #Youtube #also i dont ... like the english translations of these games #and im not a fan of the english voice acting either tbh #idk whats with zelda in particular #and i dont want to shit on translators #but man #some weird translation choices have done active damage in the whoe lore department #plus its jsut kinda .. weird and unecessary at times #why call it gloom?? miasma sound way more connected to malice and actually menacing #secret stones??? why?? mystic or engima is right there plus its confusing bc they .. are not secret at all?? #makes stuff complicated too bc im using the words i know but in english almost every name is totally different #why not ... keep the names of the og japanese?? #i know german is guilty of changing stuff too #but my point stands

[codgod]

i feel like i see ppl mischaracterise mariana a lot too but then i also don’t feel like i know his character well enough to articulate in what way lol

like i read. a lot of slimeriana fics. and in some of them his behaviour just feels ? off ? from what i expect it to be but idk how LOL

#.txt #there’s easier to spot things like uuh #having him speak Too clearly in english/speak english too much #like his english is better than he thinks it is but he’s also not super confident with it #so he stumbles over words or repeats himself a lot #or will just get frustrated and switch back to spanish #i think that’s just me and my Speech Patterns Are Like 75% Of Accurate Characterisation thing #like if u can read something in a characters voice and it doesn’t sound weird ur doing a good job

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Gabriel trying to entertain an iPad baby as his confidence rapidly declines - A Compilation

Not going to transcribe these as its just songs being "sung" if you can call it that.

Anyway.

Chug Jug With You Audio Source

Happy Birthday Audio Source

Under the Sea Audio Source

Chug Jug (again) Audio Source

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #*he pronounces the name wrong cause it was directed @ someone in chat named gabriel #alternative title was 'karaoke with gabriel' but i think its really funny that its just like. kids songs?? these are all months apart too?? #i left the laugh in just cause the timing of chat redeeming 'oh brother this guy stinks' was perfect #uh the weird bg sounds during the birthday part. it was a vineboom..... i tried my best to get rid of it lol #aka the 'when tf am i ever going to have need for these clips. whatever ill just upload em all at once' compilation #that is like. half of the clips i have. im like. when do i even post this. what do i call this #if i had the time to make dumb pics like i did that one time it'd be a lot easier to just force context onto the clips lol

[canisalbus]

HELP I THINK I HAVE CUTE AGRESSION FEVER. I SEE VASCO AND MACHETE AND WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM UNTIL TEIR LUNGS POP SJDHDJSHCIDHSUFISJAHDHEJ

#not to sound too weird about it #but I know what you mean #answered #anonymous #no dog people were harmed

[hisirdouxcasperan]

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022), dir. Joel Crawford

#puss in boots #the big bad wolf #puss in boots: the last wish #PLEASE GO SEE THIS IT'S SOOOO GOOD THE ANIMATION AND SOUND DESIGN ARE WELL WORTH THE CINEMA TICKET COST #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #my gifs #puss in boots spoilers #the last wish spoilers #puss in boots the last wish spoilers #puss in boots: the last wish spoilers #this moment was GORGEOUS and TERRIFYING. #played around with sharpening the gifs. for the first time. which (as it turns out) helps a LOT with the dithering #my gif process keeps getting slower and slower. whatever #i hope the alt text for this one is OK because i felt it was too simple just to describe the action and not the animation #(i also think a dark blue caption would've been nicer but then i have to put in the alt text again bc tumblr gets Weird about html mode)

[mumblesplash]

my piece for the @hotguycalendar!! i'm the back cover on the print version and february 2024 for the digital version, so i made a bonus page for the month overlay :)

#my art #goodtimeswithscar #hotguy #for the uninitiated wondering why the beach volleyball check out scar's hotguy movie trailer on youtube #it won't make more sense but it will confirm that he does in fact canonically play in jeans #i still feel weird calling anything i draw a 'piece' #it sounds too fancy for me i'm literally just some guy trying my best

[ftmwarewolves]

So what's up with the hatred for binary trans men within the queer community? Even within the trans masculine community as a whole, what is with the cruelty?

Why is it that when a trans femme spoke to me about other trans men in her life, she turned around and used "thats so binary" as an insult towards them, as if she wasn't talking to a binary trans person. Not that it's the worst thing in the world, but it raises questions. At least to me.

What is with that? Why is it wrong for binary trans men to be men? It's not wrong for trans mascs to be masc, so what is the deal with being a man? Does it still really just boil down to simply being a man?

Do you internally think we are "gender traitors" still?

Bc that's what it seems like to me. You can be whatever you are, as long as it isn't a binary trans man.

#transandrophobia #of course this extends to a lot a lot of trans mascs too but my focus is trans men rn #just want to know i guess if any other binary trans men feel this way too #and no this is not a post for you to harbor hate or tmed shit fuck outta here im gonna bite ur throat out #im very very tired so this might sound weird

[devotion-disorder]

would color-swapped Kuuya be Juuya or Luuya?

OKAY but this is actually perfect!!!!! *Quick disclaimer that i dont know japanese that well and i feel like im completely free-balling in terms of cultural nuance, but anyways:

Kuuya's name written in kanji could be 空也, and the character "空" means "emptiness/ absence (of something)" ; and Juuya can be written as 充也, which 充 means "to be full (of something)" so it all works out!!!! what!!!!!!!!!!!!

juuya also looks like he runs pyramid schemes.

#ask #anon #yandere oc #kuuya posting #its probably more common to use 久 or 九 for the sound “kuu” but #i guess it would be in character for him to be stuck with a weird name too #i chose it purely for how it sounds at first anyways #the meaning was just a neat coincidence #its also the name of a buddhist monk apparently #sillydoods