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egophiliac · 6 months

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"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE" As someone who's been playing TWST since march and stopped going out of my way to be spoilerfree after I got stuck at Overblott!Jamil? That's honestly been one of my favorite things about it - seeing something in fanart or a comment you think is just fans joking, only for it to be canon. "The economy!", "May I also throw a tantrum?", Malleus' gargoyle thing, and... everything about Rook being my top examples.

there's a whole bit in Trey's platinum birthday card where he goes on about how he became increasingly obsessed with mustard for like a week straight until the other students held an intervention. how are you supposed to talk about this. how can you bring up something like Trey's descent into mustard obsession to the point that the other characters are worried for him without it sounding like the most obvious lolrandom "he mentioned it once and now fandom acts like he puts mustard in everything" joke. also, how can I slip this into every Twst post from now on, because I need everyone in the world to know that this is a real canon fact about Trey "I'm just an average normal guy (who sticks my hands into people's mouths and owns 20 toothbrushes and used to eat flowers off the side of the road)" Clover.

for bonus points, 1) the punchline is that he still doesn't even like mustard that much, 2) he's saying all of this to Leona, and 3) Leona is actually kind of invested in Trey's mustard story for some reason, which is the most unbelievable part of all of this to be honest. (then Trey gets distracted by a painting of the Cheshire Cat and Leona takes the opportunity to powerwalk away to freedom before they can start talking about dijon versus spicy brown or whatever and extend this bit even longer)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #platinum jacket birthday #sorry that this ended up as me just talking about trey's birthday story for...about as long as trey talked about mustard. whoops.#i have said it before and i'll say it again though #the birthday cards have the best and most insane lore and i love them #especially for trey. he wants us to believe he's just some ordinary dude SO bad but he also keeps saying shit like this.#although to be fair as soon as rook enters the building the weirdness bell curve gets immediately fubar'd #so i guess it's all relative #me any time the characters brush off the most whackadoodle bonkers nonsense: why are they not questioning...oh wait #this is a universe in which rook exists and is a real person that they know #never mind please continue

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adpndrgn · 1 month

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give her a spin

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atdawn · 3 months

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MERLIN | 4.12 The Sword in the Stone Pt. 1

#they really love to start these episodes off like haha look how happy they are! be a shame if someone...betrayed them or died 🫢#merlingifs #arthur #merlin #m #ee #gifs #these are just for giggles i cba to queue them sorry for posting twice in a day #412 #merlin is so pleased when he sets down the meal he's like god i can't wait to call this dude chubby in front of his knights

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dizzybizz · 3 months

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sleepy gill and gill with the bubbled evil cat

#hi remember when i thought i was in for a really bad bout of hsr fixation. lets see how thats going.. lets just check in and #oh . oh no. oh this was. this wasnt the plan. oh no #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #gill in pjs got to me ok. gill fighting in pjs got to me. the thought of gill sleeping in a barrel of water with pjs on got to me.#wheni tell you this fkn podcast is the only thing ive been thinking abt for the past few days dude what thef uck #theyre all so stupid they get up to so much bs its fkn great i lvoe the three of them so mcuh WHEHhghh >:'O #my art #i keep nearly forgetting that tag help???#ive slowly been getting used to drawing them jsut you wait til i feel good abt the designs n shit ok its gonna be epic or smth #oop s its 1am soon whoopsies ehehee but like ..... the dumbasses... theyre in my head..#there are so many stupid scenes i want to draw 😭😭😭😭😭#im sorry to. my friends. for jsut . yknow. and everyone really #i wasnt ready for this 😭 idk what happened i just started going through eps so quickly all of a sudden and ive gone through like 12 eps in #2-3 days and i feel absolutely insane and i think abt them so much. theyve taken up all my time help

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misc-obeyme · 3 months

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Sometimes I really long to see some card art where the characters don’t look like they’re chiseled out of stone.

Like give me strong man weight lifter Diavolo with a round belly & juicy tits. Give me awkward lanky Levi and dad bod Lucifer. Give me sweet soft Asmo, renaissance painting style. I want perfectly average Solomon, covered in pact marks but otherwise just normal. I want old man Barb with crows feet and a little belly from eating too many pastries.

I know we would never get such official art and I absolutely headcanon them however I like. But I sometimes think about it when so much of the official art is all abs all the time!

And of course I worship the artists who draw the characters with different body types. You are doing the real work 🫡

#Beel is the only exception #he’s like one of those dudes who can eat anything #and somehow remain muscular & fit #this should be late night nonsense posting #but I’m waiting for a zoom meeting to start #so you get it in the middle of the day #I’ll call it #midday nonsense posting #ajskdkdkf I’m sorry I know I’m a dork #obey me #obey me nightbringer #misc rambles

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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i'll admit it. he's blorbo shaped

#and i will never scribble him the same way twice #there is Something about him #i hope we learn so so much about this funky dude i wanna know how his mind works #whats his lingo? his mannerisms? whats his favorite kind of leaf? important questions!#i have these questions - with some variation - for all of the neighbors but rn ive got bug brain #who is this strange motherfucker....#hey maybe we'll learn something in the Update #we're gettin close! im getting nauseous from nerves! yeehaw!#scribble salad #welcome home #howdy pillar #hes certainly a Challenge to scribble ill give him that much #four arms AND four legs?? oof how does he manage #i can barely coordinate the standard 2s i have #WAIT. four arms... four legs... eight limbs #Does Howdy Is Spider????#im sorry i have to squish him now. to the farm in the sky he goes

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tetrilys · 4 months

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YO WTF NOBLE SIX DIES????? THAT WAS MY HELMET AT THE BEGINNING????? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ I AM UNWELL!!!!!!!

#downloaded halo mcc and have been positively GLUED #halo reach #had no idea halo was this good dudes #slept on this for years #like star trek meets cod #(don't come at me im sorry if that comparison offends halo veterans)#can't wait to replay now that i know what i'm doing #poor noble six #smol boy #just a little guy #halo reach spoilers #lmao it's old but hey spoilers #i went in blind #and it was awesome #and earth shattering #gonna go weep #noble six #halo #baby boy baby

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brainrotisseriechicken · 2 months

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extra:

(it was a spring morning)

(he was a frail boy with no friends)

(he ran into you from across the wall)

(you said hello to him, and asked him to play along)

(at that very moment, he received his lifelong—)

extra 2: oscar boogaloo

yeahhhh....iykyk

#ozpin #professor ozpin #it never gets less embarassing tagging this #rwby #ugh #wait hm #ozma #salem #not tagging ozlem because its kinda giving ottokallen and ergh #oscar pine #sighs anyways #both of them have the same role functionally #they parallel eachother via #hold on im getting ahead of myself #he really does remins me of otto #theyre like prometheus #but with the gift of flight instead of fire #(haha flight as a heavy-handed metaphor for civilization)#they both give said gift through something of the previous civilization #im playing fast and loose w otto but he gave the gift of flight through ingenuity #thus wooden planes #ozpin gave the gift of flight (quite literally) through his magic #thus #gestures vaguely #i have so much more to say but alas ...#horrible corvid anatomy cw #while ozma is kinda su coded tbh...immortal brown dudes dealing with their megalomaniac white-haired situationship core #if you know what im referencing im so so sorry #EVERY NIGHT BRINGS A DREAM BUT THE DAYYYY RELENTLESSLY KEEPS ME AWAKEEEE #honestly idk where the quote is from kevin said it so it must be true

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 23 days

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KANAYA: Where Is My Wife

DAVE: murdering people

KANAYA: Okay ❤️ Yay

#submission #my husband…. shes arriving so soon….#i have 200 wishes and a staff of homa for her #and the most elaborate pull ritual YET #// <- CYAN . dude ive been in the fucking Dimension. MAD sorry . we need to talk again #wait you just have a homa sitting around in your inventory. hold on where did you get that #no no i have to dm you about this #uh. to everybody else hello. how yall doing #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #kanaya maryam #dave strider

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jays-supersonic-dynamo · 7 months

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REAL QUICK!!!!!!! SOMETHING FOR @nin-jay-go ‘s SUPER COOL DTIYS!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!

#my art #fanart #ninjago #lego ninjago #jay walker #superstar rockin’ jay #jay ninjago #ninjaygodtiys900 #SORRY this is so late i. procrastinated so hard on this beast #tried some new stuff w this! experimented a bit..#but she’s DONE WOOOoooo #i’m gonna go 2 bed there better be no mistakes i catch in the morning or watch out!#song is gene kelly by felix hagan & the family!#i was. listening to this album earlier 2day and i was like. hrm i have that almost finished dtiys. WAIT #congrats on 900 followers dude!!!! ur stuff is so cool

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paintpaintpaintman · 2 months

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A little bit tired. Everyone needs a break every once in a while!

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Being a cult leader is one thing, being a god is another. I think it would be rough for the first few centuries, and even though they don't need to sleep, The Lamb should indulge in a little nap here and there.

I wanna make short comics about Narinder being a new bishop lol I mean I bet he gets it

After my last post, I'm doing a lot better. I just got hired for a new job with better pay and I've been able to have a few days to myself, and it has helped me a ton. I'm still not doing *great*, but it's not unbearable like it was before. All of the reblogs I got from people wishing me well also super helped me, I appreciate such kindness! Small steps up from here, right? That's how we all do it, anyway.

Thanks for looking at my stuff, as always 💖