#ajskdkdkf I’m sorry I know I’m a dork

[misc-obeyme]

Sometimes I really long to see some card art where the characters don’t look like they’re chiseled out of stone.

Like give me strong man weight lifter Diavolo with a round belly & juicy tits. Give me awkward lanky Levi and dad bod Lucifer. Give me sweet soft Asmo, renaissance painting style. I want perfectly average Solomon, covered in pact marks but otherwise just normal. I want old man Barb with crows feet and a little belly from eating too many pastries.

I know we would never get such official art and I absolutely headcanon them however I like. But I sometimes think about it when so much of the official art is all abs all the time!

And of course I worship the artists who draw the characters with different body types. You are doing the real work 🫡

#Beel is the only exception #he’s like one of those dudes who can eat anything #and somehow remain muscular & fit #this should be late night nonsense posting #but I’m waiting for a zoom meeting to start #so you get it in the middle of the day #I’ll call it #midday nonsense posting #ajskdkdkf I’m sorry I know I’m a dork #obey me #obey me nightbringer #misc rambles