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bootlegfrank · 9 months

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You know me so welllllll I definitely do not mind you staring into my eyes more. I would like nothing more than to stare into your eyes hehe I figured that MCR wasn’t really big there that’s awesome that despite that, they came there for you!!! (Yes for you they did it for you<3) (also while typing this up I have mcr on for the authentic experience it’s nice I haven’t heard them in a hot minute) OOOO you’re a bullets fan huh? You definitely have the vibe I stg the coolest mcr fans always have bullets as a fave. IM GLAD THEY DID YOUR OG FAVESSSS oh that’s such a good feeling isnt it? You saying it’s worth it to stay alive to see MCR perform is so fucking sweet:’))) and then the fact you got to!!!!! I’m really glad you stuck out life and lived this long and I hope things only get better from here. I have faith they will:) I can relate to thinking you’re never gonna get to see them live I thought the same thing and made sad peace with that fact. I have to ask as well. What did you wear for your show? I have to know what the fit was I bet you looked awesome YO WAS YOUR MERCH LINE ALSO ATROCIOUS????? So long and for what I’m sad bc I wanted a mystery shirt so bad but they fucking sold out before I could get my hands on one:( I DID HOWEVER GET A MIKEY FUCKIN WAY SHIRT HEHEHEHEHEHE>:))))))) imagine me in that one;) Also you were in the fucking pit!!!!! jealousssss I wasn’t in the pit:( we didn’t have no damn pancake video!!!! Feeling robbed. NOW LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT MY BEEF WITH MCR/LH OKAY SO THEY DIDNT DO MY OG FAVORITE SONG (tbh they didn’t do a lot of faves) and I was sad about it but yk whatever it happens…BUT YK WHAT THOSE FUCKERS DID??? THEY PLAYED IT AT THE LITERALLLLL SHOW AFTER MINE…..I was on a livestream and when it came on…I think I started crying LMAO I WAS DISTRAUGHT THE BETRAYALLLLLLLL so now I got beef with them. I was curious and looked up the setlist for your show and you guys also got my favorite song too..BYEEEE they hate me fr I swear everyone got the song but me:’((((((((((((Your setlist was actually really good DAMNNNNN You guys got summertime too OMG God fucking damn!!!!! THEY TURNED OUTTTTTT And you got bulletproof heart AHHHHH YALL WON holy shit SAME talking about the MCR show is making me miss it so much:( remember the anticipation of them coming out on stage?????

So like at the time I think my fave they did was Prison or give ‘em hell kid or maybe nanana NOT TO BE BASIC okay I have fucking BEEF with 2022 me listen to this shit so…..at the time….I uh….didn’t know our lady of sorrows drag me I deserve it I actually got into it this summer AND THEY DID IT AT MY SHOW. BUT I DIDNT KNOW IT THEN. SO I DIDNT RECORD A SINGLE SECOND OF IT……and I’m so mad bc I love that song now. ALSO they did boy division and I only recorded 20 seconds because I either didn’t know it or didn’t know it well…kicking myself seriously…you know I don’t think I’ve actually heard skylines in full… I deserve to be dragged omfg I’ll listen to it in full and tell you what I think in my next response ALSO PLEASE WE SAID SO MUCH ABOUT MCR IN OUR MESSAGES our autism linked up and went off about mcr that’s adorable

I loved face off as a kid!!!!!!!! NO WAY YOU LIKE ITTTT AHHHHHH HELL YEAHHHHHH I haven’t seen it since I was like way younger but yeah, I loved that one:) omg who do you like from RuPaul‘s drag race? I need to know the queens you like. I love that you’ve seen ink master I didn’t expect that heh NO BC some of the tattoos are straight ugly as fuckkkkk AND DONE LIKE SHITTTTTT I absolutely adore that you said that you love to dunk on people you should’ve seen the excitement that flickered across my face when I read that. Beyond delighted to learn this about you. I love doing the same thing>:))))) I didn’t want to say that because I didn’t want you to think I’m mean but oh my God I love roasting people it’s so fun we would have literally the most firEEEEE roast sessions. I just fucking know itttttt. Let me tell you about the bane of my ink master existence. There was one guy on the show who was SUCH a fucking dickhead. But he was really good so every time I would talk shit about him I couldn’t even fully hate bc I knew he was good like SO TALENTED but god he was insufferable. You’re very Hannibal coded and I’m kind of shocked you haven’t seen it already hahaha you definitely should watch it (never seen it myself but knowing the very little of what I do about the show I feel like you’d get really into it)

I would love to hear one of your responses in Dutch. God even just imagining that makes me weak. I’d try so hard to seem normal while losing it inside. You would say it to me and I would be so flustered. I would not be able to meet your gaze. I would keep looking away and I’d cover my mouth and under my breath I’d be muttering some shit like “oh my god” while nervously biting my lip and doing that nervous laugh thing. You took that many languages???????? You know damn welllllll what this information is doing to my brain omg ancient Greek!!?!?!! That is so fucking cool. I can’t even begin to tell you how cool that is. I want to hear some ancient Greek being spoken to me that would be fucking awesome I wanna hear all the languages spoke to me. The way my brain would short circuit HAHAHA Oh my god and the comment about the being yours thing in multiple languages….that comment is now imprinted on my brain I hope you’re happy omgggg I don’t think I’ll ever forget that holy fuck ALWOQOQKWISJDDJJDJD that killed me. Had me squeezing my frog and grabbing him and kicking my feet. I wish that was an exaggeration. It’s quite literally not. Stop being so perfect jk don’t<33333

Did you ever have Bella Sara trading cards? You must have. If you didn’t you fucking missed outttttt. I actually forgot about those until you talked about horses but yeah, I actually had some!!!!! I’m gonna throw hands with some fucking children for making fun of you for riding horses like that’s cool wtf why are they being haters://// Did you ever own one????? You know, I always wanted to ride a horse but I never did. I would ride horses with you!! You’re gonna have to show me how the fuck it works though I’m kind of scared to ride one if I’m being honest I feel like it would throw me off or some shit but I think it would be really cool!!!! Tell me about your favorite horse breeds:) OOOOO my favorite animals are birds and cats^.^ I haven’t been to the zoo in so long:((((( OMG THE BANDANA THATS ADORABLE PLEASE AWE POST A PIC IF YOU DO THAT THATS SO CUTEEEEEEE

Yes you should do the whole kiss me while talking thing I’ve always wanted that heh. I love the idea of it like I can picture that in my head where you do it and I gasp into the kiss and my heart would be beating so fast and then afterwords I would literally be all shy hehehe I’ve imagined you taking my face into your hands an embarrassing amount of times

It’s funny you say what you said in your tags because while you were drunk, I was imagining you being drunk around me and being all over me and shit (I would love to be drunk with you by the way). Really hope you made use of that room baby;) tell me all the details. I really like thinking about you frustrated like that over me my fucking God like it actually has me so worked up just reading the shit you said in your tags. Fucking teasing me the things you make me feel are incredible. You know, every time I read what you say to me it’s like your words linger in my head for hours and hours and they replay over and over. I cannot get you out of my head

They hadn't originally announced dates for my country and I was debating flying to another country on a schoolday just to see them haha, I'm so glad they came here for me x3 Hehehe I have sooooo much to say abt why Bullets is my favourite album, but I won't bore you with it heh, do you have a favourite album?? I wore my Black Parade shirt, red-and-black striped arm socks, my bleached and over-decorated patch jeans with a red-and-black checkered studded belt and a chain, a hardware store chain bracelet, a Monster tab necklace, and black eyeshadow (I had to buy eyeshadow for that show haha), I had a red mullet with shaved sides back then :] What did you wear to your show?? They didn't have the mystery shirts during the Europe tour, but oh man how bad I want one of them. They had merch outside and inside the venue and I bought a hoodie and the pornstar shirt hehe, even brought cash with me in case the card readers were overwhelmed, I wasn't gonna miss the opportunity to get merch at all! I bet that Mikey Fucking Way shirt looks so good on you cutie. I can't imagine going to a concert and not being in the pit hah, I don't see the point of going if I can't jump and scream and mosh ahahaha but that's just me Cx THat's so mean of them to play your favourite the show after yours!! So unfair!!! There's a lot of songs I wish they'd played at my show that they only played at the American shows, stupid Americans and their stupid superior concerts >:( Oh boy oh man Summertime was so beautiful live, I had goosebumps and drained my entire lighter waving it (almost burned my thumb too whoops). The anticipation for them to come out was hoooorrible oh my god, that static droning and droning and droning, I remember getting lightheaded waiting for them to come out hah. YOU GOT PRISON????!!!!! Oh the jealousy I'm feeling right now!!! I fucking loved Na Na Na live too, don't care that much for it as a song to casually listen to but it was unbelievable live, the energy of the entire crowd jumping in sync and singing.... Fuck I wanna be back there! I didn't film anything at my show, I was singing along non-stop and only took a vid of them coming on stage and like. ten seconds of Teenagers hahaha. You should listen to Skylines in full yessss it's a fucking amazing song and even tho I'm not American I can feel the meaning of it in my bones just through Gee's delivery of the words. Sfhsdkjfhsd hahaha I can't believe how much I've written abt MCR in my responses to you I just love those fuckers so so so much and can never shut up about them xD

Oo I'm not really up-to-date with Drag Race but I fucking love Trixie and Katya, they're the only ones I watch content of outside of the show haha. Oh oh! Have you seen those type of videos where people get their Ink Master tattoos covered up??? I fucking love those I don't know what it is about them but ough it's so fun to hear them absolutely roast the show. I just think it's so fun to dunk on people hehehe People on reality TV do some stupid shit to get attention and I'd love to roast contestants with you <33 Okay you saying I'm Hannibal coded is actually kinda uncanny cuz I just looked it up and I have the same personality type as him... You know me so well <3 I've been living under a rock regarding shows and pop culture all my life haha, I think I can count the number of shows I've watched in full on one hand xD

Aw baby you'd look so cute all flustered from my voice <3 You already know I'd abuse the hell out that information ;) You doing that nervous laugh thing... oh that'd drive me crazy, god you'd sound so cute, and look so pretty, I wonder how many words I'd be able to say before I can't hold back anymore. I'd chuckle at you, not in a mean way, just because you're so cute and I love your reactions so much. Mmm so many things I could say to you in so many languages... Just to listen to your breath catch and your heart rate pick up.... Oh darling <3 Oh man oh man I wish I could watch you grabbing your frog all cute like that, I love knowing I have that kind of effect on you <3

I don't think I've ever heard of Bella Sara trading cards! Not that I had anyone to trade them with hahaha. I used to have a pretty big collection of Schleich horses, I made saddles and bridles for them and everything hehe. I would've looooved to own a horse, maybe one day I will when I've got enough money, they're such beautiful creatures, such kind souls. I think it would be so fun to go on a horseback ride with you, side by side and I'd lean over and press a kiss to your cheek <3 Horseback riding isn't actually all that scary! It's mostly getting used to sitting in the saddle, because if you've got the right positioning you'll feel much more secure. Horses can feel it when you're scared, and if you have a stubborn horse they might refuse to do what you want, but it's all about learning the horse's body language and knowing what cues they need, and not losing confidence in yourself! I've had some pretty nasty falls and accidents while horseback riding (getting a kick to the crotch as an example...) and though I eventually stopped riding because my anxiety took over I'm dreaming of getting back into it one day. My favourite horse breed is the Fjord, with their gorgeous midtstol, halefjær and dorsal stripe, and compact build. They're strong horses and one of the most stubborn breeds too, so they won't be bossed around easily, but they're confident and hardworking and I just love love loooove the way they look. Ooo birds and cats! I've got a birdwatching book with all the types of birds found in my country, what's your favourite bird?? I love cats too, I can spend hours just petting them, if one walks up to me on the street I consider all my errands for the day paused until the cat leaves again haha. Do you have any cats??

I imagine me taking your face in my hands so often too, how your jaw would feel in the cup of my hands, how easily you'd move your head in whatever direction I'd want you to, how soft your lips would be to kiss. Did you know that I have snakebites? ;) You'd look so cute being too shy to look at me afterwards and I'd just take your face in my hands and turn you to face me before kissing you again <3 I'm not a natural touchy person but I get soooo clingy when I'm drunk, I'd be all over you for sure. I spent Monday night thinking about what would make you the most flustered, how I could make you blush so pretty. Would it be my words? My mouth on your skin? My hands wandering everywhere? If I were to tease you in public would you try to get us to go back as soon as possible or would you wait in torturous anticipation? I was thinking about whether there's any 'weird' things you like, you already know that some of my interests can be a little out there, but what about you darling? Is there anything unusual that gets you all flustered? Oh man you saying that you can't get me out of your head... It's like I'm leaving an imprint on you, aren't I, god that's making me a little flustered. Your words linger in my mind too, I go to sleep at night hoping I'll wake up to a message from you because you've wormed your way into my brain and you aren't going anywhere, I love your words my cutie<3

#sorry for the horse rant hah #.nsft #asks

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one-winged-dreams · 2 years

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commission for @kijobaby

sorry it took so long, i hope you like it ;u;

ship: envy x kijo word count: 1292

It was no fault to the nicety of the hotel that the two sat miserably on their respective, admittedly very comfortable, beds. No, no fault at all. And yet the subtle class of the place seemed to make a mockery of them both, in some sort of unascertained sense.

Or the fact that nice rooms like this seemed ideal for specific types of couples.

"Good work on finding all that nothing today. You did a noteworthy enough job that it deserves some praise," came the first jab, from Envy no less.

As Kijo whirled around to offer them her most incredulous of expressions, she noted that they were too busy pondering the plasterwork to be able to appreciate it. Thus did she fume. Infuriating, but she expected nothing less.

"Assumptiveness is an ugly habit," she countered, taking slight victory in the sound of a barely stifled growl.

"Does that mean I should ASSUME otherwise?" the homunculus challenged immediately, all but hopping to their feet.

Kijo's eyebrows lowered, her lips curling into a smirk. "Maybe. Wouldn't you like to know?" she taunted, her satisfaction growing as Envy seemed to grow more irate.

"If you know something, spill it," the homunculus spat, seething, "Unless you WANT to be stuck here spending ~quality time~ together until we find a proper lead."

Silence.

'That knocked her off her high horse,' Envy thought to themself as they saw the human's eyes glaze over slightly.

It was true, Kijo did NOT want to spend more time than was necessary with this absolute bitch, loathing the thought of being around them a second longer than was absolutely required. Nose scrunching as she chewed her lip, her eyes narrowed until she huffed and turned away.

"Fine. I've got nothing, okay? Ease off my ass," practically muttering, she alternated between looking at the floor and shooting Envy death glares.

"HAH! I knew it! You're just as useless as I thought!" the homunculus slapped their knee before extending their finger forward to point at Kijo shamefully.

"I SAID FUCK OFF, GOD, It's not like you're doing any better!" she went as far as the slap their hand aside, reaching over and throwing a pillow at them as a small bonus. Was it immature? Maybe. Was it satisfying? Absolutely.

Envy took the pillow right to the face, gripping it and deftly ripping it in half with an enraged snarl.

'Damn,' Kijo couldn't help but think.

"ENOUGH! If you think I hold myself to the same standards as a worm like you, then you're SORELY mistaken!" Envy stood, stalking over to Kijo, who glared unrelentingly at them from her bed the entire way, and gave her a shove that set her back against the mattress. "I don't think I need to REMIND YOU what kind of position you're in. I'm not here to play games with you, and I'm CERTAINLY not here to spend ~quality time~," the two words were again spoken in a mock whine, "with a dumb fucking human who thinks she's more special than she actually is!"

Kijo seethed as they spoke, allowing them to go on their little tirade but feeling her rage mount with every word. At the climax of Envy's rant, she felt a lapse in her self-control, reaching forward to grip onto their shirt (they were lucky she didn't go for the hair), and yank them onto the bed too.

Uncharacteristically unprepared for the show of force, Envy succumbed to the pull, then found their own back to the mattress as Kijo tumbled over them, not losing her grip on their shirt for a second.

"NO, you listen to ME, asshole!" she snarled, giving them a little shove downward. "I think YOU'RE the one that thinks that they're more special than they actually are! Do you really think that you're so important that your presence here actually matters more than just being a pain in my ass? That I even want to aknowledge you more than I necessarily have to? What a joke," she scoffed, releasing their shirt and moving to sit up.

But Envy wasn't having any of that. She had started this, and they were going to finish it. They gripped onto HER shirt this time, dragging her down back to hover over them again. "I'M the joke? Do you honestly think you're fooling anyone with that bitchy aloof attitude? Don't make me laugh! You're so damn transparent, I can see right through you! I know what it is that you're REALLY feeling, it's so obvious it's embarrassing," they snickered.

"Oh yeah?" Kijo spoke through clenched teeth, not resisting being held in place but not seeming complacent either. "What's that?"

Envy's eyes narrowed, their grin fading away. "I think you know," their tone was accusatory, instigative.

The silence made the tension in the room so thick it could be cut with a knife. That wasn't the ONLY thing Kijo was thinking about cutting with her knife. It would be pointless but staining these expensive sheets with the bastard's blood sounded viscerally satisfying. She didn't know where these dark thoughts came from, but being around Envy seemed to conjure them so effortlessly.

As the tension mounted heavier and heavier, it became almost crushing. It was like gravity was being fueled by the animosity the two were radiating, seconds feeling like minutes.

And it culminated. With a kiss of all things.

It was searing, almost painful; raw and open. Like a knife wound. Envy's hands were gripping her hair now, but Kijo didn't protest. She instead returned the favor by digging her fingernails into their collar bone. If they had squirmed a bit at the pain she didn't notice, too caught up in the endorphins as their lips mashed together and lips parted, their tongues immediately clashing. A reflection of their power struggle.

Each motion made by one was equally matched by the other, whether it be the kiss itself or the motions made to compliment it. But as the struggle waned Kijo found herself to be the first to succumb, much to the homunculus's almost reluctant satisfaction. At this moment they didn't think about the semantics, doing so would only prove to be something dangerous. Only the slightest bit of hesitation gnawed gently at the corners of their mind, but right then, they barely had room to acknowledge it.

Kijo felt like she was melting as she pressed herself oh so needily down against Envy, the prior struggle fading away into something more carnal. She couldn't bring herself to check her state of mind, the feeling of letting go was too enticing. The feeling of their tongue in her mouth, their hands roaming her body, their solid form underneath of her, all of it was enough to rend her senseless. With all those actions it was only too obvious that Envy felt the same, and that sent a wave of reluctant satisfaction her way this time.

As it felt as if neither of them were going to bring themselves from the brink of something they might regret, finally did clarity dawn on them both. Panting, their faces inches from each other's, they sat silently.

"You-"

"DON'T. Talk," Envy interrupted abruptly, averting their gaze with a grumble.

Kijo scowled, rolling her eyes but not removing herself from atop their body. To her merit, Envy themself didn't make any motion to move anytime soon either.

So she relaxed, burying her face in the crook of the homunculus's neck with a short sigh out of her nose. The feeling of Envy's hand resting atop her head now was not lost on her, but she chose to ignore the implications regardless.

The less either of them thought about it, the better.

And yet.

It truly was a nice hotel room.

#dream fics #commissions #kijo!

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