for the shocked tags under my latest post of bdubs singing questioning his hat; i give to you this clip about him confirming that he’s a dilf while also mentioning his p size
Here we go again. Y'all know the drill blah blah smalletho who are obsessed with each other <3 But but specifically them who don't realise they're obsessed. The rush of adrenaline at finding out a new piece of information, saving every little thing the other leaves behind, hoarding scraps with their handwriting, remembering every one of their favourite things, the harsh mood drop as soon as the other leaves. It's all so much, feelings so intense, needing to never let the other out of their sight, intense burning anger when someone else gets too close, they don't even understand that's what happening to them. All they know is that the other makes their insides all fucked-up.
looking at videos of puppies and its so physically painful how cute these things are. dumb little faces. itty bitty paws. forever-wagging tails. they're so smiley and happy. tiny puppy the world is too cruel for your soft paws and weak bite, tiny little puppy you are too good for this world. theyre going to kill me i cant take this
this is honest to god killing me so bad. the setup for the joke, the perfect punchline. 4chan thinking this is an insult but i read this and went "you're so right"
Somehow my biggest problem with wanting to draw my blorbos is that I never know what to do with them. Do I want to put them in a situation? Yes, of course! Can I think of a situation to put them in? Nnnnnnope.
oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood
I spent so much of my night drunk on the floor petting my friend's cat. I almost cried at some point from how cute he was folding his ear back when I pet his head.