#sorry for lying

[bowenoke]

pov you are my brother and i's youth pastor circa 2014 when he called us The Sisters and then unprompted corrected himself to The Brothers and then said "i don't know. you could be anything!" in a room full of baptist teenagers

shout out to justin. what the fuck, man

#i understand this is not the intended purpose for this meme but The Siblings ..... #when u are a kid that is what adults in your life call you when you are two siblings close in age. The Siblings. #my last name is not smith #sorry for lying #for context he did not know we were both trans. he just did that for no reason

[nanistar]

hard at work as always

#nani irl #i dont actually draw the comic she does #sorry for lying

[cystir]

what does a frog in france eat?

french flies LOL

#tf2 spy #tf2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #team fortress spy #team fortress comics #team fortress two #team fortress 2 fanart #spy tf2 #the spy #red spy #blu spy #one spy #two spy #actually it’s only one spy #sorry for lying

[ghoulodont]

about to begin the weekend with no wip..... i might pass away

#i have no other hobbies #actually i have 1 other hobby its crossword puzzles #sorry for lying

[moved2radiationvibe]

studying be like…

#i’ve actually been out of school for years and never studied #sorry for lying #my islands #okinawa #acnh #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons

[love-everlasting]

botched nose job

#sorry for lying #got my wisdom teeth out

[bellerintwo]

the way i said im out then remembered i have a data plan

#sorry for lying #I will be out fr in 30 minutes though #sidenote this game needs to end so fast I’m starving oh my god

[hemi-demi-semiquaver]

This period shit wild af why my pussy hurt 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

#sorry.....no im not #sorry for lying

[devinwolfi]

if you think your life is bad imagine being the 3 people in a groupchat with me where i can and do talk about henry cavill whenever i want

#hcposting #blowing him up thursday #blowing him up thursday 7 days a week baby #I QUEUED THIS EARLIER THIS WEEK AND I FORGOT #posts on the day where ive literally only talked about cavill on main #sorry for lying

[whoopzunderscoredayz]

Sometimes I feel like Elon, super rich and super lame

My X left my waist paralyzed, so I got groped by TSA

I'd NEVER submit to a woman because I'm like super gay

Bitcoin's going to the moon? Well, I really hope it stays

#hatespeech #elon musk #fuck tsa #fuck elon musk #bitcoin #i actually would sub 2 a woman #sorry for lying #dommy mommies hmu #ill be a good girl #/j #unless??? #twitter #bitches on my dick because i look like a mother

[kuchipark]

Yeah I got SAD: Super Awesome Dance-moves!!!

Oh and Seasonal Depression.

#SAD #seasonal depression #seasonal affective disorder #i fucking LOVE winter #no i dont #sorry for lying #i was also lying when i said i have good dance moves #i'm not a great dancer #im sorry #can we still be friends? #i need u #don't leave me #NO #NOOOOOO #hamsters

[notbrucewayne48]

"aphobia doesn't exist"

bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it

#i did some research about it and found out that the problem was principally that she had previous experience in the romantic area #so people just didn't take her seriously and said she was lying #even though she stated multiple times that she wasn't comfortable in those situations #now things are more calmed but damn #mind your own bussiness #i believe she knows more about herself than you #sorry if i offended you with this comment but i hate how aro/ace/aroace people are always left behind #insulted and rejected because they “dont know what they are talking about” #or because they “just have to wait for the right person” #or because they are “psychopaths and they are missing something” #i love that animator and she helped me realise a lot about myself #and now that i know the context i think i will start making a list and killing aphobes one by one #aromantic #arospec #asexual #aroace #acespec

[catmanbowser]

Please draw leather jacket discowing more I beg of you he is so pretty!!!!! Also maybe leather jacket Cass but ahhh your art???? It's soo goodddd!!!

THANK YOU TEEHEE <3<3

Idk if you’ll see this anon bcs this is an old ask but here you go </3

#cb answers #catman's art #dick grayson #cassandra cain #nightwing #batgirl #dc #i remmebr i have tumblr asks of course i do [lying] #im not good at drawing leather stuff..sorry…tried my best….

[soranker]

HAPPY DUNMESHI DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #ERM sorry too lazy to tag all of them #me lying thru my teeth tho. the show hasnt dropped for me yet. #im pulling my hair out in agony waiting. HELLP

[a-verytall-rat]

my son: "there's a mobster in my closet"

me: not sure if his nose is stuffy or if the Mafia has built a front business in my child's closet

#hes in the closet #mafia #5 years old and leading a mob #i dont have kids #sorry for lying #maybe #dumb jokes #sleepy

[be-queer-do-arson]

We NEED to talk more about Neil's escape from Columbia because I don't think anyone's fully appreciating just how unhinged it really was. Neil really hiked six miles along the freeway in the South Carolina summer heat, face bruised from being knocked out cold dressed like a homeless person carrying a big ass duffle bag and started strolling up to truck drivers like, "Hello there! I'm just a regular sociology student interviewing long haul truck drivers to learn about their culture! Would you allow me to interview you while you drive to your next stop?" And then he did in fact interview a truck driver AND take full notes like he was really doing a presentation on it. That is FERAL

#neil canonically has the best Totally Normal Guy persona but i don't think there's any amount of blank smiling #that could convince someone that was a normal situation no matter how good his lying was #you KNOW that truck driver thought he was escaping human trafficking or some shit lmao #aftg #neil josten #all for the game #the foxhole court #sorry i haven't posted in a while i started going to a different university full time and it was a big adjustment lol