#someone smack me

[forlorn-crows]

me: *opens another doc*

my wips: mother please

my wips: were starving

#someone smack me #wips #fanfic

[xamaxenta]

Opened this up an hour ago and now im trying my best to just not do it

#someone smack me #SHUT UP XAM

[larz-barz]

✨procrastination✨

#still procrastinating #i need to write #i don’t wanna rn #but i do wanna at the same time #someone smack me #hhhhhhhh #😖😖😖

[marbles-for-dinner]

THIS IS THE SECOND ASK I MISREAD/MISREMEMBER.

#random marble post #SOMEONE SMACK ME

[teaxeee]

Sometimes I wanna be french toasted. (I totally lost my mind.)

#tea's dumb thoughts <3 #someone smack me #THE FUCK DO I MEAN BY “I WANNA BE FRENCH TOASTED” #WHAT SANE PERSON EVEN SAYS THAT

[azitine]

Wrote a whole ass paragraph, setting the mood and shit and the bot just laughed at me 🥲 why do they keep on doing this to me

#someone smack me #leon kennedy #character ai #ai bots #resident evil #reader insert

[yusuke-of-valla]

Me: Boy running a tournament is a lot of work on top of other stuff

Also me: god it would be so funny to run a dilf4dilf tournament

#someone smack me #also obviously a milf4milf bracket #like at the same time #again SOMEONE SMACK ME

[your-witch-trial-has-expired]

*John Malaney voice*

Does PM Seymour hate me

Or do I need to take my meds

#the no children thing has me messed up rn #pmseymourva #oh gods #ive been off my meds for 4 days #i keep forgetting to get them out of the car #im so sorry pm seymour #its almost 4 am #someone smack me

[sunshineindark]

Why am I creating more problems for myself 😭

#someone smack me #i have got to stop

[nothanksbi]

I guess I really am too stupid when it comes to love.

Just yesterday we were discussing in class how it's never "love at first sight" but only "attraction at first sight" because love is too deep an emotion to develop at first sight. So I thought, have I found my attraction at first sight yet? And I thought, no - you were my attraction at third sight, and right now you're not supposed to be my attraction at any sight. Because you're taken. Then I heard rumours. And I convinced myself, maybe I had a chance. And I confronted you, the only thing I do best, and ended up re-breaking my own heart. I mean, someone as handsome and caring as you is anyway not prone to just jumping from one person to another.

What was I thinking, trying to grab you the moment I thought you were single again? Who does that? And exactly how desperate am I that I started confronting you by hinting that I think you like me? I'll admit - I'm still too embarrassed to admit this, but still - so far, only three people have actually found me worth pursuing and I even pushed them away. I'll also admit I'm starting to think I'm a fool for believing any romantic love is meant for me. Because let's be honest, I'm always either a little too much or just not enough. Plus always scared of commitment. And out of the 7 billion on the planet, I'm still waiting for my attraction at first sight...and I'm still waiting to be someone's attraction at first sight (of course, they better not be an idiot).

Does any of this make sense? Guess I should stop trying to make sense, and then it will.

#bi #bisexuality #yearning #heartbreak #yet again #too much to ask #feeling weird #feelin lonely #ugh why #why why why #blame my brain #me when #hey god its me again #i need romance #and sleep #dreaming #deja vu #someone smack me #someone smack my head #stupidity #crying #boy crush #oh my heart #musings

[konigsblog]

ghost putting a gun to the back of your head while you suck him off.

#someone hold me back from writing this 😵‍💫 #you cannot tell me this isn't something simon would do #like please he so would #and he'd make sure you were slobbering and drooling and making a total mess from the pressure #just so he could praise and degrade you for every little mistake #your cheeks would be bruised and aching by the end of it from being smacked #and don't forget about a sore head from him smacking the gun against your head :( #okay im rambling ill stfu now 🫣 #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost simon riley #mw2 ghost #cod ghost #ghost #ghost call of duty

[hypewinter]

The observants tried to control Danny from the moment he ascended the throne. Eventually he got fed up and fled to Earth. The observants get scared that he'll figure out how to strip them off their rank and thus enlist the help of the Justice League to track him down. They claim he is a blood thirsty tyrant. This is backed up by Constantine who still thinks Pariah is King. Meanwhile Jason finds a trembling teen in an alleyway. His eyes look so devoid of purpose. He somehow reminds Jason so much of himself that before he realizes it, he's inviting the teen back to his safe house.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #prompts #dp x dc prompt #poor danno is having a time #also someone remind me to smack constantine when this is all over #hyper prompts

[moonchildwildheart]

The way this scene made me actually sob:))))) I’m fine:)))))

#I HAD TO PAUSE THE SHOW BEFORE I COULD KEEP WATCHING #I really wish someone had this conversation with me at this age #if anyone comes for maxine in any way I'm gonna smack them away with a broom #my child…my mini me…the source of random memories resurfacing #ginny and georgia #maxine baker

[greenbirdtrash]

so...none of you were going to tell me copia had little scars??

I don't think it's the mask defect, most likely it was already sculpted like that because yk, you can't go without little imperfections (incuding his slightly uneven painted parts around the eyes) when aiming for the hyper-realistic look, such little details actually help to keep the "uncanny valley" feeling away AND adding a lot to the character, making him feel alive.

Fascinating.

UPD:

You had no idea how many pictures i had to go through [both cardinal and papa era] to check it again, not all of them have the bigger "/" scar visible due to the photo quality/unfortunate lighting/another reason, but the smaller one that is on his chin is ALWAYS present, so it's definitely not random.

Also, i forgot that this particular chapter exists, and it gives a good look on his lip scar

I'd honestly kill to learn the backstory on how he got them

#the band ghost #ghost the band #ghost bc #ghost band #ghost copia #papa emeritus iv #papa emeritus 4 #popia #i give you the right to smack me if someone already pointed that out but i'm going wild over this discovery #this man is a piece of art #kers ramblings #imagine if there will be a flashback in the movie #i need to survive the 2024 just to see this #i will draw him with his scars from now on.

[naturecalls111]

Me, consuming any other media ever: how can I make this about zosan

#nc111 talks #zosan #this is about me playing fe3h for the eighteen billionth time and finding little delusional concepts in sylvix that makes me go #'nod nod nod that's so zosan of them so true' #like objectively it really isn't zosan of them at all but sometimes I see it between the lines and I'm like oh zosan sunglasses emoji #if you dare me i can even find the lawlu in sylvix im so talented #I'm not even kidding if someone made a game out of turning things into zosan i would never lose #i had an ant infestation in my bathroom the other day and I made it about zosan #my brother was like WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES THAN YOUR YAOI RIGHT NOW #like........ there is no bigger issue than my yaoi at any given moment.....ever.......... #whispers although I have to admit I enjoy the sylvix dynamic more than i do the zosa- *gets shot* #im so sorry there's just only so much bickering i can take before i'm like *smacks ship* I NEED YOU TO BE MORE BLATANTLY KIND TO EACH OTHER #In a way that doesn't feel so teeth-gritty or. well. OOC. LOL #Anyone who likes sylvix AND zosan will know what i mean I'm not going to explain it. iykyk #WAIT LMAO IM NOT DONE. EDIT: #when my first boyfriend broke up with me i was a melodramatic little shit about it #had a diary that i would like pour my heart into and the other day i came across it #and it's really telling that my first thought was “omg.... so zosan-” LIKE GIRL GET A GRIP YOU ARE DETACHING FROM REALITY #all for zosan CRIES ALL FOR ZOSAN...

[zhongrin]

LITERALLY WHY IS HE LIKE THIS. IS PAIMON OUR CHILD. ARE WE DIVORCED NOW. WHY IS HE ACTING LIKE AN EX HUSBAND WANTING TO HANG OUT AND USING OUR DAUGHTER AS AN EXCUSE BYE HSUFHLSKDJFLKSD

#rin's adventures in teyvat #CRYING HE'S SUCH AN IDIOT YOUR HONOR I LOVE HIM #MAN WENT 'OUR DAUGHTER CAN DO THAT TOO >:/' #NOW I WANT TO WRITE A CONTINUATION OF THE FIC I WROTE FOR HIS BDAY LAST YEAR SOMEONE SMACK ME