#someday I’ll publish my sister and me’s hoard of incorrect quotes that’s legally long enough to be classified as a novella

[dinklebat]

returning to my roots with some twst flavored incorrect quotes~ -

Malleus: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Yuu: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!!!

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Grim: And once again, the two of us save the day.

Deuce: You didn't do anything. It was Yuu.

Grim: We're a package deal, everyone knows that.

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Cater: If you’re new to our channels I’ll just summarize what you’re dealing with here.

Cater: I’m awesome and handsome and everyone’s jealous of me.

Cater, points to Trey: team mom

Cater, points to Ace: Loud and annoying but his dumbassery kind of makes up for his personality

Cater, points to Deuce: he’s decent

Cater, points to Riddle: crazy and fun to mess with

Cater, points to Yuu and Grim: as for them

Cater: I once watched them have a snowball fight where all they did was yell “yeet” and “bro” for an hour.

Cater: welcome to the shit show.

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Yuu: Azul, I know all about your diabolical plan.

Azul: What diabolical plan?

Yuu: *holds up a document that says “My Diabolical Plan by Azul”*

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Pilot: before we take off, make sure all small items are secure. 

Floyd, putting a hand on Riddle’s shoulder: how are you feeling?

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Deuce: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Ace: Deuce, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

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Ruggie : My whole life has just been various people yelling at me

Leona: Sometimes you deserve it

Ruggie: If I’m gonna get yelled at anyways, I might as well get to be rude

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Yuu: my friends, as always, give me full support

Ace, shouting in the distance: you’re doing everything wrong!

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Lilia: I'm the cool dad. That's my thing. I'm hip. I surf the Web. I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG. WTF: Why the face? Um you know, I know all the dances to High School Musical so.

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Jamil: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.

Yuu, to Kalim: What's seven times seven?

Jamil: Stuff he knows!

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