#so yeah. life is funny I guess

[weaponizedducks]

after rewatching knives out for the billionth time i have come to the conclusion that chris evans and daniel craig thrive in the silly goofy roles. get them out of the Sexy Cool Action Hero™ typecast and let them go apeshit

#no you can literally see how much fun they had on knives out #hugh ransom drysdale ate up that screen better than cap ever did #knives out being my favourite movie ever challenge #yeah i killed fran but i GUESS I DIDN'T so what do you have on me? #NOTHING. what attempted murder? i get arson for the building and a couple other charges #but with a good lawyer WHICH i HAVE i'll be out in no time #and then you'll see just how much i can wreck your life you VICIOUS LITTLE BITCH #cunty monologue #also daniel craig's funny little accent and random piano playing give me joy #let them make knives out into a full mcu type thing it'll be so funny #knives out #glass onion #ransom drysdale #benoit blanc #daniel craig #chris evans

[sailforvalinor]

Val Is Pretty Sure She Might Be Losing Her Mind, more at 11

#okay so y’all. do you happen to remember Alcott Boy? the guy I had a crush on from school last year (or really the whole time I’ve been in #college honestly) who had Opinions on Little Women #yeah him. anyway I thought I was over my crush on him but GUESS WHAT it’s back and worse than ever #like I only have one class with him that’s once a week but guys guys I feel like I’m LOSING MY MIND like. I’ve never felt the urge to #actually go up to a guy and say ‘hey do you wanna go out with me?’!! like I would never actually do that but the urge is most definitely #there??? and it’s not even that he’s cute (although I mean I think he’s cute) but he’s really really intelligent and funny and very notably #always willing to bring up his faith in class discussions (and this isn’t really the campus for that) and I’ve always admired him for that #(this is also the boy that looked at something I wrote in fiction class and said ‘that’s it that’s what love is supposed to be like!!’ LIKE #) and I genuinely don’t know what to do #like should I be concerned that I feel this strongly so soon after The Boy?? should I be concerned that this might just be limerance??? #my roommate has been offering to talk to him for me and ask if he’s single and is it insane that I’m actually considering it??? #like if I’m going to now is the ideal time—I’ve already had my class with him this week and spring break is next week #and I’m certain he would never make me feel bad if he didn’t feel the same. but if he did wouldn’t he have said something by now? I don’t #know I don’t know I don’t knooowww #but I graduate in two months and I don’t want to regret it for the rest of my life

[deus-ex-mona]

flashtag ✨ignored✨

#funniest scene hands d o w n get ignored haruki #yakimochi no kotae prologue was comedy gold i loved almost every moment of it #i forgive them for not having a mochiaka focus anime bc lord knows they’d have been butchered to the point of no return #mochiaka are truly the cutest couple in gen 1. bonus for both of them being very cute in their own rights #akarin is very conventional cute and mochita is the awkward cute type aaaaaaa they’re both so cute!!!!!! #akarin taking notice of mochita at the entrance ceremony got me auauauauuaaaaaaa #and the way mochita’s naturally yet awkwardly kind!!!! auuuuyuuahdhdufhhdd #the train scene!!! a nd his reaction to the misunderstanding that akarin had feelings for haruki!!!!!! #‘yes my heart’s broken rn bc my crush likes someone else b u t she’s hurting from what happened earlier so i gotta cheer her up!!!!’ #he’s so. aaaaaaaaa congrats akarin you’ve landed a truly nice guy #i want them to be happy forever. shinumade darling fr #the enomoto-setogucci scenes were funny too though #hina going ‘yeah kotaro’s never getting a gf lol’ w ell guess who’s laughing now enomoto hina— #yakimochi no kotae prologue was truly life changing. i should’ve read it sooner

[tastycitrus]

anniversary event be like (spoilers)

Abramelin: I'm the one who split the Omnipotent into two with the Phoenix's help Danchou and crew: Damn, really? Danchou: Why did you do it? Abramelin: The Omnipotent killed my wife and friends Danchou: Oh no, why would the Omnipotent do that? Abramelin: Because we tried to kill him multiple times Danchou: The rest of the crew: All of them: What? Danchou: ...Why did you try to kill the Omnipotent multiple times? Abramelin: He was just standing there and we didn't like his vibes Danchou: The rest of the crew:

#granblue fantasy #event spoilers #again i guess #this is so fucking funny #of all the angles they could've taken for how and why original bahamut got split in half #they went with yeah he spooked the people he made by doing nothing but fly around so they tried to kill him #i can't believe bahamut really did nothing wrong #hell bahamut did NOTHING the godslayers just had it out for him for no reason #not only that abramelin was like i had no grudge against you until you killed my wife #my brother in bahamut you and your wife barely survived the first unprompted attempt you made on his life AND WENT BACK FOR MORE #they didn't even WANT to join the fight against bahamut initially that shit's literally their own fault 😭

[redbootsindoriath]

It’s June 12!  Happy International Don’t Stab Your Best Friend Day!  This deserves an off-schedule special post.  I was initially thinking of drawing something with Beleg and Túrin again because that would be the most logical choice, but I thought: what if I didn’t...what if I drew a different human-befriending elf who of course would have heard the story...and wonder...

And yes this was of course inspired by that one post I can’t find right now that talks about Legolas poking Aragorn with a stick from across the campsite to wake him up, just in case.

Transcription:

[Aragorn:] “RRAGH!” [Legolas:] “Oh my gosh my dad was right, humans really are out ... I thought we were friends but you tried to kill me, why ... elves to be friends with humans, every time the elf gets killed, how are we suppo ... never ... to wake you up and you tried to kill me to death ...” [Aragorn:] “Legolas please calm down. ... Legolas wait. ... Legolas that only happened like one time in history.”

#aragorn #legolas #the man the myth the legends #one shiny #my trash #is this actually funny or am i just tired #i'm sorry professor tolkien #heck yeah bromance #beleg and túrin 2.0 #/end classification tags #i might draw beleg and túrin in the next post because they're the duo that the holiday was made for so it would only be fair #but this idea sounded so funny in my head #and i thought why not #also i dunno if anyone else has notices this but like #the detail i give hands i draw has been getting so much lazier over the past year or so #rip all the hours i've spent drawing hands in as much correct detail as i can #it's all for naught #these boneless noodle hands are my life now i guess

[californianedgeworth]

I can not believe that Yakuza 3 ended with Mine realizing the error in how he'd lived, being told that he could get another chance to do better, and heroically sacrificing himself to take out Andre Richardson saying "maybe in a next life" and then Andre Richardson is the one who turns out be alive in Infinite Wealth. like lmao?

#the continuous retconning of characters to be alive is equal parts annoying and funny #and also characters sacrificing themselves and dying right after they're given redemption :| also annoying #my thought with Nishiki and Mine was that they already had been shot #so the narrative would not have let them survive anyway. so they made the most of their deaths #but yeah. retconned character deaths is egregious in like a dragon #and they've kinda been hinting Ryuji's alive #which i could be fine with. he's somehow alive in alternate reality Dead Souls. he could be alive in main canon #but they should keep his gun hand #and maybe Mine being alive would be nice because there was literally so much emphasis on a new life for him? #if Andre Richardson survived then Mine should too lol. if we're making Mine's sacrifice pointless let's just go all the way #they should actually bring back all the fridged women. they did not deserve that #Yumi Reina and Yasuko are just chilling somewhere #but other than that no bringing people back. I love Nishiki sm but I do not want to see his ass #for some reason i really do not want them to bring back Nishiki compared to like Mine and Ryuji #but I guess like Nishiki's death was so influential on Kiryu. having him actually be alive the whole time would be infuriating #same if they like. brought Rikiya back. or the Arakawas back for Ichiban #my txtstuff #yakuza spoilers #yakuza 3 spoilers

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Over The Garden Wall but instead of Wirt and Greg it's Grant and Paeden that's it that's all I needed to say thank you

#dndads #I don't how much of the dndads fandom has seen otgw- but if you haven't I'm making you #it's one of those shows that pulls you in and you come out different y'know- it shifts your soul slightly to the left #also Grant and Paeden being kind of like brothers is an idea I rotate around a good deal I just think they could be very funny #so ok ok I think Sarah would be Terry? Could also be Yeet cause of the athletic shit but she's much more like Terry methinks #and Grant/Terry pretty cute but I think that's an especially good context for them #WALTER IS GREG'S (so Paeden's) FROG #the president yeah you know the one #Beatrice is tricky cause I could easily see her as either of the twins #but lowkey also Nick? but I guess she should be one of the oak boys cause well #birds #BUT THEN SEPERATELY LIKE #ah I suppose it would be weird to have some of the kiddads be kids and some be older (?) but nevertheless #I couldn't help but think that (adult) Lark would make a GREAT woodsman #and like he thinks that it's Sparrow's soul in the lantern #AND BEAR'RY WOULD MAKE FOR SUCH A GOOD BEAST #people need to draw him with the branch antlers they do they do #also I can't for the life of me remember the horse's name #but that's so Ron like it has to be #for all I know like none of you have seen this show but this is so real in my head I had to talk about it #otgw #grant wilson #paeden bennetts

[cinnamon-flame]

It's this time of the year again! This was a very good year for me, I learned so much and honestly drawing became fun for me again after a period when I felt kind of tired of my style - maybe the lesson here is that it eventually gets better. Here's the source of this great template Also here are the previous years for comparison: 2021 2022

#I like how colorful my art is becoming #like yeah my screen is still set wrong and it displays things less red than they really are #but I feel like I branched out into not just red and purple shading and lighting #and I feel very proud! #Also it's extremely funny to me that I'm posting this as I'm working on perhaps the most background heavy piece I've ever drawn #I'm probably gonna finish it tomorrow or the day after so it's january #you call it cheating I call it great planing #also another interesting thing #the decemeber piece for this year is the redraw of the piece I chose for 2021's february #it's like a circle of life or I guess my art #7 out of 12 are drawing of my ocs so it's also the year of my ocs! #art #art summary #year summary #cinnamon's doodles

[hella1975]

dog teeth will be a cultural reset I fear

saying that cause I commented on your post with the line snippets earlier but I hadn't actually read them cause I was like oh no I can't do that rn. but I just read them I'm gonna kms

dog teeth is my little baby more than any other currently updating wip. it's everything to me. i need to bash it into the floor with a bat.

#the funny thing about dog teeth that ive mentioned before is that it's sooo fucking self-indulgent #that i dont actually think it's gonna do numbers by any means. part 2 and part 3 are more interesting i guess so they have a chance #but part 1 is literally 40k words of canon divergent todoroki homelife. that's it #the whole of dog teeth is basically a biography of touya's life start to finish im not kidding #which is interesting for periods of time like after the coma or during the war where we either have limited information #or it's generally just the setting people choose to read. but age 13 and below? there are barely ANY fics for it lmfao #but more than any other fic ive written i am writing this for me and me alone. anyone else who enjoys it is a bonus #so yeah i am having SO MUCH fun (indescribable agony) #ask #dog teeth

[fisheito]

UM, ASTER/YAKUMO I ONLY *JUST* FOUND? HELLO?

I've never felt so seen. So represented. Thank u aster. Here are some of my fave lines

#after reading this i had to consult The Chart to see if it lined up with the fic and #well. yeah. guess it did 😂😂😂😂 #narration in aster's voice is so wonderfully comedic and snarky i loved every second of it. u manipulative gremlin #WHY IS YAKUMO SO CUTE HE SHOULDnT BE CUTE BUT I WANTNA *knuckles turning white from my trembling iron fist* #what was that picture of yakumo with the comment like [boys with big brown eyes like a baby cow stfu] #yeah that thing. that image was pulsing throughout the fic. intrusive adoring thought #aster sees yakumo's big soulful innocent eyes looking up at him and he's all #i need to slaughter him. i need to pound him into cutlets and distribute him to the masses for insane profit #ah..... is this cuteness aggression... #I NEED TO BULLY HIM. HE IS TRYNIG SO HARD TO BE GOOD I NEED TO #hyperventilates into my pizza box #sipping tea and reading while occasionally yelling out #SO true bestie [aster]. (melodramatic sigh) #idk why it's funny that yakumo squeaks in fic. it is SO FUNNY. hey look it's a squeaky mouse #wait he's a snake? are u sure? dont snake eat mice?...........ARE U SURE HE ISN'T A TINY minuscule RODENT LIVING INSIDE A DAISY? NO??? #BIG DANGEROUS BLACK SHADOWY VENOMOUS SNAKE? ok..............sounds fake..........but if u say so........................ #i'm fine. i'm not still having a Time of accepting mr serpent into my life. what are u talking about. i am fine. #i am reading words and acting in ways #hahahaaha! how can you awaken something when i already know it's awake??!! #(spoiler alert: i was not truly aware of its awakeness but i've been thinking of this fic for days so i'm pretty sure the awakening is NOW) #(insert pillar men theme) (sighs wearily at my own clownery)

[orcelito]

Salty bitch in me sooooo satisfied by the fact that I probably make more money than the person who made my life hell last year lmfaooooo

#speculation nation #chatting with a coworker about how they ended up seeing her by chance #and she Asked about me. she seemed so preoccupied with me Specifically it seems! #and she apparently mentioned how shed consider coming back here and im just loke #lmfaoooooo girl im in charge of the hiring now and there is no WAY id hire her back #even without the personal grievances. she just caused some Real problems. like hell id accept her back. #but also she was a total BITCH to me. like really fucking nasty. and yeah maybe im still holding a grudge about it! #im a chill person but when someone makes me cry that hard for that long TWICE #yeah fuckin right id hire you back. keep dreaming. #anyways ive just been hanging out at work and chatting Whoops hfkshfj #my shift ended an hour and a half ago. i really should be going home soon. #the good news is i should be able to secure the lease renewal for only $40 more than the original renewal offer #the bad news is they havent replied since sending that which means its not in writing yet #WHICH MEANS the showing is still on for tomorrow. ugh. #which means i need to clean. blegh. #i guess having the pressure to clean isnt the worst but i really dont wanna lmaooo #at least i do have tomorrow off. i can make it work... #but yea my anxiety is a lot more manageable now. tempered by the satisfaction of being better paid than an old enemy #IT'S KIND OF FUNNY to call her that but she kind of is. it was mostly 1 sided bc she took issue with Me #i was fine being friendly work acquaintances but noooo she had to go and make my life fucking hell for several months #the social atmosphere has changed man. im not letting a snake back in. #im a nice person but i am a Resentful person. if youve wronged me i am never fucking forgetting. #but yeah i make more money than her ❤️ yay ❤️

[cowboy-robooty]

okay. calling all yandereheads. does anyone know any stories that has a yandere but like they have a sidekick (that doesnt really want to be their sidekick but is forced into it and decides to make the most of their situation and ends up acting like a silly friend to them) and at first they hate their sidekick and want their ass dead but keep em around bc their sidekick helps them stalk their crush but then the story does a switcharoo where the yandere realizes sidekick is their #truelove and goes yandere for sidekick

#THIS CONCEPT HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL IDK WHY NOBODY DOING IT #LIKE THIS WOULD WORK REALLY FUCKING WELL AS A COMEDY SLICE OF LIFE MANGA I KNOW IT (except in execution the yandere probs never falls in #love with sidekick 🙄) #BUT I NEED TO SEE IF ANYBODY HAS MADE THIS EXCEPT THEY GO ALL IN WITH THE YAOI #im sorry im asking because the demons are taking over again #since this trope has had a gorilla grip on my brain ever since my depressive episode got really bad that one time so i was on wattpad right? #and i was lookin at yandere x readers because i needed to feel middle school joy again but then i found one that was Unironically Good. #i kept reading it bc the yanderes name is the name of my fucking dead grandfather and i thought that was really funny and it was well #written but kinda shitty at the same time bc it wasnt aids to read but it was japanese setting that Was Very American #and (y/n) [that i named yosuke] is actually such a good charactee bc he doesnt give a fuck about anything hes like shang qinghua HES SO #LIKABLE AND FUNNY HES EATING SHIT EVERYDAY AND FEELS LIKE A COMIC RELIEF ITS SO GOOD #oh also for this fanfic i checked the authors acc and saw they had disappeared for months and i was like lol i guess they got hit by a car #and then i found out they actually did #but anyways yeah that fanfic is my enemy though bc its so good but still so fucking shameful and i refuse to get anybody into it #SO THATS WHY I NEED SOME MEDIA TO TAKE THAT PREMISE AND USE IT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL AGAIN #BC SOMEONE HAS TO TOP THE FUCKING YANDERE X READER WATTPAD FANFICTION #PLEASE #AUWGJSJDKSKSKS THAT FUCKING FANFICCCCC...... So GOOD.... <-(demons are winning)

[tomatoluvr69]

Ugh and my other stupid mountain town gripe for the day is that it’s fucking spring bear season and I’m tired of rounding up groups of students and running for the nearest building because a fucking bear decided to take a lil walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#2/3 days so far this week lol #I’m not going to go into the details as to why this is inconvenient. because I am ANNOYED #so just trust. #it’s so funny bc there were like No Bears (yeah the award winning Iranian documentary) growing up and now it’s just a part of life #like I really just didn’t have a grasp as a child on how much bears would just be a factor in everyday decisions when I grew up #to be clear it is because I moved hundreds of miles away into bear country #there hasn’t been like. a proliferation of bears in the last 20 years #like backpacking in PA and NY I just didn’t do bear hangs or use canisters at all #it is sooooooooooooo annoying let me tell u #because it’s a hard task and it’s always in the dark and it’s always right before bed when you’re exhausted #and every time I’m like THIS TIME I BUY A BEAR CANISTER and guess what! every time I don’t #and **** used my bear hang rope to make a third stretch of clothesline bc he has 6483939939393 pairs of underwear every single week somehow

[fluffyposting]

I think it’s funny that Winona looked visibly offended at the idea of Will having feelings for El so she might also be team byler lmao.

#byler #if she also ships byler that would be so funny #this is abt the interview that David finn Winona and Caleb did!! #ALSO EVERYONES DISGUST AT THE IDEA OF EL AND WILL PLEASE IM- #winona: ‘that’s just wrong’ #finn: ‘yeah they’re like… brother and sister that’s how their relationships been built up’ #dAVID: ‘WILL WANTS TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE PLAYING DND WITH MIKE IN HIS BASEMENT’ #sorry y’all I guess I’m hopping on the Delulu train byler is def happening #Oooh also Finn starts saying what David’s saying!! #also also also I think Finn was implying that Wills feelings for Mike have been built up from the start but I could just be reading into #it like that?

[marklikely]

the other day i found out that ghost stories was not. originally a flop and in fact was really successful in japan when it first aired so there was literally no reason for the english dub to be Like That.

#this is a level of like. world shattering revelation that i dont often experience in my adult life. like WHAT #WHY DID THEY DUB IT LIKE THAT THEN. i mean i looked into it a lot and all i can find is that the adr lead is. deranged. #like a real doug walker type of guy who i guess just gets unprecedented levels of control on his dubs apparently. whadda hale. #avpost #the only other explanation i could find is that ghost stories is so deeply based on a lot of yokai background knowledge that #maybe the studio thought it would be impossible to bridge the culture gap for americans #but thats just smth people speculated on reddit theres no indication from any official source that that was the case #its mostly just that the guy running the dub is a south park brainrot weirdo with an obscene ego and no respect for other creators. #so he'll be like yeah my dubs are inaccurate teehee i made your show better w my epic funny meme guy brain. #elon musk -core dude omfg. #hes doing the thing that makes me fucking insane where management in entertainment brags about being bad at their jobs #like lol my job is to make a faithful localization and i take pride in doing that badly :-) ok. well its your job so stop doing that.

[littlechibs]

they really dont have dudes out brawling in the dirt and getting the suits dirty like they used to anymore...

#hongo's bug life #i cant think of anything funny to tag my kr 71 posts for rn so. #yeah. #the closest ive seen to this is like. that one fight in blade where they were in a field and it rained i guess so it was SUUUUPER muddy #and the suits got all muddy and everything and it was amazing i loved it