#one shiny

[redbootsindoriath]

Happy Hobbit Day! (I almost forgot and it's technically well into the 23rd where I am right now, but I haven't gone to bed yet since waking up on the 22nd, so we'll say it counts.)

I think if Boromir had survived he should be allowed special permissions to go into the Shire to see his friends in their native habitat after everything is over.

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Shire border security guard: "Sir I don't think you can bring those out with you..."

#boromir #the man the myth the legends #one shiny #canon is great and all but what if #/end classification tags #just letting y'all know i'm alive also #i survived the move and stuff has been happening #i got a kitten to keep the calico company since she was getting lonely #i know i vanished for a while there but in fairness i've been gone for longer of periods of time before #anyway i didn't do much for hobbit day personally but i did go for a walk with my best friend and went shopping for food so #those are both hobbit-adjacent activities

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[egophiliac]

LET THE BOY HAVE AN EDUCATION

officially at the point where we're starting to see where it's all headed and I am just going NYEEHEEHEE in delight at it all. ahhh...next week can't come soon enough...

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #leona: (devises an actually somewhat clever plan to take out the staff-puppets without breaking any rules) #leona: (taken out two seconds later because he sat down in the wrong place) #at this point i'm half expecting the ssr boys to actually bust in with a big sandwich platter or something #a cake with 'please don't kidnap people :)' written on it in shaky icing #kalim isn't good at plans but he DOES throw a good shindig and by god he's going to play to his strengths #also IT WASN'T SHINY TICKETS IT WAS GIDEL?! #MY BOY #MY BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL FELINE BOY #i mean i'm assuming at this point but that seems to be the implication #genuinely kind of shocked that they actually WERE being magicked into being extra gullible #it was ✨foreshadowing✨ all along... #the blot though! what about the blot! #is that going to be an issue or are we going to have enough to deal with already! #i have rocketed from 'i find these villains entertaining' to 'i am suddenly incredibly invested in them as characters' #LOOK there is one thing better than characters with sort of unhealthy codependent relationships #and that is characters with sort of unhealthy codependent relationships but TWIST IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU THINK #nyeeheeheeeeeee

[tubbytarchia]

Really wanted to do an artistic rendition of this interaction, but I am absolutely not making my Grian design any taller lol

#grian #geminitay #pearlescentmoon #shiny duo #hermitblr #tubby art #If I get one annoying comment about Grian's height here I will forcefeed someone a sock

[vanilkaplays]

#Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #Astarion #Baldur's Gate 3 gifs #BG3 gifs #gif #gremlin keeps cracking me up during inappropriate situations #but I'd lie if I said that's not one of the reasons why I like having him along #also look how shiny!

[yabakuboi]

"I think it's sweet," Steve says.

Robin wrinkles her nose. "Nothing about Eddie Munson is sweet. He's a sewer rat, at best. Or like twenty opossums in a trench coat."

"Opossums are cute."

"He probably has rabies."

"You say that about me all the time, so I guess that's good. We'll have rabies together."

"He gave you a rock."

"You give me rocks all the time," Steve says, rolling his eyes. He runs his thumb along the textured edge of the rock Eddie'd handed to him.

"Yeah, good rocks." Robin scoffs. "That one sucks."

#steddie #stobin #autism eddie and robin but they have different tastes in rocks #robin like smooth ones especially if they're shiny #eddie likes the ones that are shaped a certain way with texture #steve has jars FULL of their gifts #IS the rock collection/gifting thing an autism-ism??? me and my undiagnosed/undefined mental state does not know #ALSO opossums are naturally extremely resistant to rabies!! fun fact from your local opossum defender yaba

[bittsandpieces]

I wanna get in your mind and open up pandora's box

#bitts posts #my pics #nsft #tw knives #knifeplay #caption from stalker by stevie howie. of course #anyway anon who asked yesterday about my old pic like this: heres a shiny new high def one for you 😘😘😘

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

slightly related, pearl and gem discussing gem’s morals

#gem saying “i have great morals” and immediately punching pearl was top tier comedic timing btw #docm77 #pearlescentmoon #geminitay #hermittwt #hermitblr #hermitcraft #hermitcraft smp #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft s10 #hc10 #shinyduo #shiny duo #< ig #this one’s more to prove doc’s point tho

[frogteethblogteeth]

Frog automaton, Switzerland, c. 1820  !

#I LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH!!! #apparently he croaks and jumps #I would kill to see him in action #what a fabulous thing! #reminds me of something my aunt had as a kid that was this metal frog with shiny green enamel and red jewels for eyes #it opened up so I guess it was a box but it was pretty small #anyways #frogs #automatons #or is it #automata #mechanical #pearls #rubies #enamel #1820s #19th century #gold #switzerland #swiss restoration period #animals

[dlscenarios]

Lucifer will pick up his feathers that have fallen out & present them to you as a little present because humans are simple & he knows they love things like that.

#its like when we see shiny things #instantly enamored #obey me x reader #obey me lucifer #obey me: one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me nightbringer #lucifer x reader #lucifer obey me

[redbootsindoriath]

Apparently in my absence this post had its 1000-notes-iversary.

This time we get to see the culprit responsible for ruining our heroes' lives as well.

I've really missed you guys, by the way. I know I've said that already, but I'm serious. Once or twice this year I've been right on the brink of coming back but schedule stuff always keeps me from letting myself commit to that again, and that in turn has kept me from posting anything at all. But I've been in an unexpected drawing mood lately and so if I can get enough stuff to set up a queue we might pretend I'm back for a month or so sometime this year. Maybe. Hopefully. We'll see. No promises though. That's why I'm hiding this paragraph under the cut.

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[Beren:] "Uhhh...barkeep...I think he's had enough now..." [Tolkien:] "No, I don't think he has...!"

#beren #bilbo #frodo #tolkien #túrin #the man the myth the legends #beowulf except everybody is short #one shiny #three shinies #everyone deserved better except mîm #what's this a happy ending #my trash #is this actually funny or am i just tired #i'm sorry professor tolkien #/end classification tags #túrin keeps becoming a bigger and bigger guy in my drawings and at this rate he's going to be way taller and broader than he should be #canonically he was really tall and broad but i don't think the professor meant like THIS #at least it makes him really distinct i guess #gonna be sufficiently intimidating for the dagor dagorath #but in the meantime he's just making beren look like a schoolkid in this doodle #(and as i'm sitting here writing these tags i suddenly realize i forgot túrin's white hair streaks again) #(tsk tsk shame on me) #(and didn't it say somewhere that beren's hair also turned grey...? i can't remember where it said that though) #(0 for 2 i have failed all of us) #ANYWAY in my absence tumblr apparently changed formatting again which is not cool but whatever #it's nice to draw again #i've had art block for like 9 months straight #and suddenly this month i suddenly was able to write AND draw again as if i never stopped #i've had writer's block since maybe 2021 so that was the most surprising part #weirdest thing ever but i'm not mad about it

[jinglebunns]

round guys

#pokemon #azumarill #marill #azurill #my fav evo line :) #they start from 2 orb #then become one beeg orb #then beeg orb...but BNUUY #can't get better than that #and then the shiny is #YOLK COLOR!!! #i love u azumarill #art

[salamispots]

first 3 rug hooking things I did haha

#rug hooking #artists on tumblr #I still really like the swan one #was originally gonna be the gift one but I didn't like how the swan yarn was shiny #snail one was the what the fuck am I doing haha so loops are kinda all over hte place/uneven #star one was more relaxed/messing around with yarn #for the square diamond ones kinda wanna do more square ones and either connect them all #or just hang them on the wall next to each other so they look like one piece or something #fabrication #working on the sea otter one now #edit: oH also where I learned a bunch of stuff was from a youtube channel called ribbon candy hooking #videos are very informative and the lady is chill/has interesting comments

[tubbytarchia]

In my head this was funny ok

#*only two species of moths can actually damage clothing but you never know when one might have a revenge plot against you #shiny duo #pearlecentmoon fanart #geminitay fanart #scott smajor fanart #trafficblr #trafficshipping #<-- just in case #gnawing holes into your cheating partner's clothes. just girly things #the longer I spent drawing this the unfunnier it became but at the very least you can look at shiny duo braiding #tubby art

[rooksunday]

the image of an exhausted commander fox, sitting in his office, throttling a datapad and yelling WHY IS MY JOB SPREADSHEETS?? before yowling like a space banshee and frisbeeing the thing through the open window with all the force of kamino-guaranteed strength bolstered by buereaucratic rage, where the datapad sails merrily and speedily for a longer distance than many would credit before impacting with concussive force against the surprisingly soft skull of emperor palpatine, gladhanding for the press in the courtyard of the senate below

the resulting explosion is caught on many cameras

#pan back to fox in his office furiously jabbing at datapad number two #oblivious #stuff explodes on coruscant more often than you'd think and thorn will ping him if it's important #(thorn was on chancellor guard duty but had been shooed off in favour of the CSF) #(one of the shinies had to commandeer water from a passing civvie because thorn laughed so hard he started to choke) #(he recognised the lime tooka sticker on the bottom of the murderpad in the picosecond before the impact) #coruscant guard #fox can have a little manslaughter as a treat #commander fox #commander thorn #star wars #the clone wars

[ultrableating]

shiny and shiny!

marker commission for maybemagpie on twitter

#once steam stops coming out of my ears i will open comms like this properly #they will be around 40-50 USD #f you previously donated to my fundraiser over that amount and you want one we can talk about it✨ #mostly recommended for pkmn #pokemon #shiny pokemon #masterpiec