#so this guy has like 50 people in there

[gil-notskajla]

[OC] related to helrobu: running gig where new people enter his silly little hideout/chambers for the first time only to stumble upon bodies upon bodies upon bodies and freaking out

#like WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE CORPSES?!?! #and hes like WELL not YET #THERES POTENTIAL THO #idk if i said it before ever but he would find people in severe condition and wouldnt be able to help them at the moment so he would just #put them in deep stasis kinda like uhhh throw them into the freezer #like idk maybe i will fix them in 100 years #not like it makes a difference to him with that lifespan #so this guy has like 50 people in there #maybe more #imagine #helrobu #oc #lore #and yes i considered the part where it does make a difference to those in-stasis people that angst is totally the part of the appeal >:) #like hi man ive found you in th- stop freaking out. ive found you in the desert bleeding to death ur fine now tho. #everyone you ever knew is long dead. maybe besides vastaya if you knew any #anyway you cant stay here but its been nice talking to you #(next thing the person knows they wake up at outskirts of some village with some supplies and things they could sell to get money but its #actually 300 years later and nothing is the same anymore and they need to rebuild their life from the ground up)

[yardsards]

i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

#eliot posts #dunme #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao #but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind'' #laios being my internal monologue here #i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying #tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number #(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled) #(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a #plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!) #(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time #and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig) #(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications) #(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!) #(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad) #(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol) #(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections) #(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired) #AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars #and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75 #the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could) #like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

sorry about the slight audio glitch. it was part of the stream

Transcript:

W-why?

Why?

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING VINE BOOMS?!

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #you guys dont understand. #the fraggy friday stream that were done on youtube. oh my god. #it was like $1 per vine boom #and people would gift out like 50 channel memberships at a time #i swear there was a 20 minute section of near constant vine booms in one stream #the vine boom apocalypse #this has largely been replaced by meowing on more recent streams #dedicated meow button was a mistake. #but the vinebooms were so cursed because they were all evenly spaced out and played 1 at a time #so it just wouldnt end

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Funniest (and worst) kinds of tf2 Shipping Discourse I have encountered just by opening the tag, like two ships passing in the night but one of them is on fire:

It's problematic for Sniper (a thirty-year-old cartoon character) to fuck his fifty-year-old coworkers because "power imbalances"

It's also problematic for Sniper to fuck Scout who is basically his age because Sniper LOOKS old

Sniper x older men is okay but Scout (basically the same age) x older men is "uncomfortable" because he owns funko pops or something

Literally making up ages for characters like Demo or Engie to make something "problematic" instead of just saying you think swordvan is dumb

Every possible pairing is abusive because they're mean to each other in their domination lines

Medic/Pauling (which I hate btw) having a "power imbalance" that comes from Medic being old and not yknow. Pauling literally being everyone's boss (which I still don't think creates a "problematic power imbalance" btw it's just funny that people forget about that)

Adminpauling discourse

Adminsniper discourse which actually isn't from the tag it all comes from my inbox

Acting like Zhanna existing negates your ability to post boots n bombs yaoi in 2023

"Let men be friends"

#the thesis of this post is that sometimes a 30-year-old cartoon character will fuck a 50-year-old cartoon character and that's okay #the ACTUAL thesis of this post is that you guys know you can just dislike something without needing a Reason for it to be bad #tf2 #team fortress 2 #look i made like three back-to-back posts about playing on sawmill #i need to make a post about shipping so as to not alienate my audience who has never actually played tf2 in their lives #also obviously literally everything abt pyro but this is about funny things not actual ableism that affects people in real life

[compacflt]

what dog would icemav get?

im guessing no mangy devil chihuahuas or rescues (compacflt can't be seen with anything but a purebreed) golden retriever might be too on the nose, how about a malinois or a german shepherd maybe an english bulldog (ugly)

idk. i don’t really have a dog in this fight (i don’t care) (pun intended). but it definitely would have to be like a Real Dog. yeah nothing smaller than 70 lbs. a Real Dog. other than that i don’t have any opinions. could be a mutt or a rescue! but it would have to be, you know, handsome and upstanding and like, a Real Dog that you can, like, do stuff with. it is very cliche and on the nose and maybe im only saying this bc i, like, don’t care at all about dogs but ice does seem like the white lab/golden retriever guy and mav strikes me as a german shepherd guy. there are many reasons i don’t think they would ever have a dog (what would they do with the dog?) but not being able to agree on the breed might be one reason they never get a dog. arguing and bickering etc

#it would also have to be a boy. #same thing if jake & Bradley ever have/adopt a kid—has to be a boy or ice & mav are not interested #obviously for the human girl child they would have to suck it up and be good grandparents anyway but they’d have no clue what they’re doing #theyd never willingly adopt a female dog i just don’t believe it i don’t think they’re that good of people #what is a malinois? #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #asks #i do think ice & mav would be kickass cat owners though #you know like guys in their 50s/60s don’t really care about cats and their cats don’t really care about them #but it’s a mutually beneficial relationship and like they’re chill with each other #ice finding a cat under his car during a cold winter out in the sierras #posting pictures on twitter ‘we might keep him internet help what do we do’ #take him to the vet etc #my husband & i have decided to keep him. we could not agree on a name so we have decided to call him cat. here are pictures. he is polite. #etc etc all things you’d like to see from a retired admiral on Twitter #my delusions are sometimes involved #idrc whether they get a pet or not though like i just drc it’s just a literary symbol for unspoken commitment #and the ways he’s thinking about that commitment without committing to actually thinking about that commitment #one day someone will take me out back and shoot me for having tags this long

[douglas-rain]

Happy Birthday to Douglas Rain!

Today would have been the 96th birthday of Canadian actor Douglas Rain, born 9 May 1928.

[Pictured: A press photo of DR for the 1958 season of the Stratford Festival of Canada, where he could be seen performing the role of Prince Hal (no, not that one) in Henry IV, Part One and the Young Shepherd in The Winter's Tale.]

Of course, Douglas Rain is mostly remembered these days for providing the voice of HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey, but I'd like to invite you all to join me today and take a little tour through the rest of his work, a selection of which I have managed to track down over the past few months. We've got documentaries, radio dramas, TV movies and of course stage plays!

It's a very incomplete collection (one day I will raid the CBC and find out where they're hiding all the radio work DR has done, mark my words), but it currently includes highlights such as

King Henry V from the Shakespeare play of the same name, who spends most of the runtime going through every emotion known to man (and a few more we had never seen before)

Dunstan Ramsay, the protagonist of Fifth Business and the human embodiment of the phrase "sure, why not?"

Orgon from Tartuffe, who is just. The dumbest bitch you've ever seen

That moment from the narration for The Man Who Skied Down Everest where, after an hour and fifteen minutes of calm and soothing monologue, DR suddenly starts mumbling and I Have Never Been More Scared In My Life

And many more!

[Pictured: DR in the 1966 TV broadcast production of Henry V, the 1968 production of A Midsummer Night's Dream (both with the Stratford Festival) and the 1969 London production of Hadrian VII.]

Btw if you've seen his birthday listed as 13 March anywhere, ignore it. Here's the article I wrote detailing my descent into madness trying to figure out which date is the real one, but the tl;dr is that it's 9 May according to writer and former NFB producer Gerry Flahive, who emailed Mr Rain's ex-wife Martha Henry about it in 2018. Anyway.

#douglas rain #stratford festival #shakespeare #2001 a space odyssey #hal 9000 #(adding these tags feels like poking at a hornet's nest with a stick) #(like hello aso fandom may i perhaps interest you in other random media on this fine day which is douglas rain's BIRTHDAY) #listen i just love him so much & he has like 50 years worth of work floating around and i NEED people to understand how fun he was actually #LOOK AT HIM! HE'S JUST A GUY! #HE BUILT A REPLICA OF THE STRATFORD STAGE IN HIS ATTIC BECAUSE HE WAS OBSESSED WITH REHEARSING!!!!

[homoeroticvillain]

oogh not really happy with this, but i finally drew rey, who is teddy's betrothed [lore dump in tags]

#i usually don't find a character's sexuality notable enough to be written down #but super important for rey #cause hes the crown prince and he kinda just accepted that he would marry a woman he'd hate and has been planning how he'd cheat on her all #his life #but turns out his betrothed is actually a guy so good for him #obviously doesnt know this for a while and is very confused about why he seems to be attracted to a woman #anyways he obsessively reads romance novels and dreamily sighs over like 50 shades ass books #he has three sisters a fact you can kinda tell from his vibes #he has like one friend and thats niccolo [nick] who has to listen to his confused sexuality crisis due to ''mia'' #he's also just kinda a weird mess who is trying his best to live up to his title and its sorta working?? #anyways i do love these ocs i should talk about them more #but i dont love drawing then #people should just ask me questions instead :]]] #klepto talks to himself #klepto rants about ocs #prince rey [oc] #teddy [oc] #klepto's art tag

[http-byler]

my fellow byler truthers, what are Mike and Will’s love languages respectively? have we discussed this already? do we have thoughts and opinions on this out there yet? personally I think Mike’s are quality time & words of affirmation, while Will’s are quality time & physical touch. please let me know your thoughts on this topic besties!

#byler #i think Will is like 60% quality time & 40% physical touch #throwback to the s3 fight scene. will just wants to spend time with the ones he loves man #also. #he’s the king of getting meaningful touches and hugs (I think everyone realizes that physical touch is one of his top love languages) #Mike is harder to deduce #I think he’s like 50% words of affirmation & 50% quality time #obviously he has issues with losing people so I think he finds the most comfort in just being in the presence of the people he loves #words of affirmation too tho bc he looked like he fell in love with Will all over again when he was calling him ‘the heart’ #but I am open to hearing you guys out #lmk what you think #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things #crazy together #elijah speaks

[hazel2468]

I love it when people are like- “Ugh you ship this good looking, rugged, will-burn-down-the-world-but-loves-you man with this younger woman? What are you, a pedo?”

And I’m over here like oh buddy. Friend. Pal.

You have VASTLY misunderstood who exactly I am projecting onto with the fury of a thousand suns here.

#hint- it aint the older one #shipping #proship #and obvs disclaimer project onto whoever you want duh #but i just think its funny when people are like #uwu you ship this older person with a younger person #so you must like people younger than you #and I’m like #guys….. I like older men #and how much older I like them has also only increased as I myself get older #you’re telling me that guy is in his 50s and is a Villain????? #fuck me up???!!! #not to mention that since starting T #how often I have liked said men in an explicitly Gay Man way is uh #well its happening a lot more than it ever did

[thegreatyin]

arcturus religious arc?? do say more

arcturus is funny because i haven't actually talked about them and the rest of the MCM cast on this blog very much (in fact i don't think i've even namedropped leus?) but they occupy so much of my brainspace. at least 1/339274th of my singular braincell. and lemme tell you that's more than any one OC frankly ever should

anyway! arcturus is religious. like. in the freak sort of way. in the they're Really Fucking Normal about this sort of way. they're so fucking normal right now. you can trust them. they swear. they are soooooooooooooo normal.

to elaborate further would be getting into MCM (and some hints of APF) lore as a whole, which i will do anyway, but under the cut because i like to pretend to respect my follower's dashboard scrolling time

so. the thing about APF and MCM is that they are two wildly different stories taking place at wildly different times in fantasy world history. but they are taking place in the exact same setting with the exact same shared fantasy world history.

this is the full mimue geographical world map, sans cities, primarily made for APF purposes but also featuring MCM's two (unnamed as of right now) focus continents off to the far left. MCM's story mostly spans the northern part of this duo. unlike what i affectionately refer to as "the APF plot triangle" (or eastern mimue, if you wanna get technical) country names are not synonymous with continent names and this is weirdly way more important to MCM lore than you might think.

this is an extremely rough mockup of a "mimue political map". green designating arboret, gold designating sanctus, blue designating requies... and brown designating medeis, with icy blue designating sulia. grey designates a cluster of various smaller border countries that definitely exist but i haven't worldbuilded them as of yet and don't really plan to go in-depth with them because they're mostly irrelevant to anything ever.

MCM focuses on medeis and sulia. and only these two. another crucial element of MCM is that everyone living there is completely disconnected from the other side of the world. the map makes them seem relatively close to arboret but in actuality it's way more like a mutual undiscovered new world situation. the folks in western mimue have absolutely no idea there's an APF plot happening in the first place, much less a cluster. similarly, everyone in APF is unaware of western mimue's existence and they all consider arboret to be the furthest edge of the known world (with just ocean laying beyond that). christopher columbus hasn't attacked mimue yet is what i'm saying.

however. they do share a world history, and setting, and magic system, and hey wasn't there a whole thing with eastern mimue and an angel blessing the world a thousand years ago that encompassed the entire planet in scope and you can go read about it on Ao3 if you feel like it right now?

y'know. that mildly significant part of mimue history that basically overturned the world forever and inspired a new religion in eastern mimue dedicated to following the angel like it's a god. that mildly important minor detail.

yeah, the MCM crew has no idea about any of that. but they were still affected by it. they just... interpreted it slightly differently.

magic in the world of mimue is an anomaly by mimian standards. something New and Weird and Unnatural. eastern mimue, with the context of the blessing angel as a bringer of peace and forgiveness and prosperity, treats it as something to be valued and admired.

western mimue does not do this. western mimue basically got blasted with magic with zero context of what was going on across the ocean, and everyone is CONFLICTED about it. some believe it's a favor from their gods, others believe it's a curse from those that scorn them, and still others shun anyone with "too much" magical ability in the first place.

by-the-by, completely totally definitely unrelated to that above statement, who are those western mimue gods?

well.

while those in eastern mimue have largely abandoned mimue's old ways and barely anyone has any real recollection of The Before Times, western mimue is desperately clinging to those exact same old beliefs. to its old gods, for lack of a better word.

no, seriously. who were these old gods?

dragons, of course. they're the primary subject of worship in western mimue- and a dying one, at that. in modern-day MCM (and by extension modern-day APF, though it takes place a long while before MCM) most of the median and sulian population haven't seen a real "godlike" dragon in centuries.

but they are still very much around. just. hanging out. being worshipped and served by mortals. fully sapient talking dragons held up as gods. are they actually? that's debatable, but also a debate topic that'll get you a lot of stink-eyes in sulia and some especially devout sectors of medeis.

speaking of.

arcturus! remember when this was an ask about them and not just a mimue theological history lesson? yeah i don't either. but lets discuss them anyway.

a lot of what y'all can know about arcturus (without spoiling MCM too much) can be found in their point-of-view story, wherein they admittedly don't spend a lot of time ruminating on their faith but do namedrop their draconic overlords at the very end all dramatic-like.

they briefly allude to their backstory though! that's something!

to keep an even longer rant about medeis political lore short, arcturus is in a position roughly equivalent to the president. their official in-universe title is Honored Exemplary, but in terms of real-world-analogy it's essentially just being president of the united states.

y'know. if the US was an expansionist empire with technology far surpassing anything else in the world and was also powered by a monster kept in the basement that has to be fed live sacrifices weekly or else the entire thing goes to hell. and also the president and the head of parliament had a weird toxic yuri situationship going on and it's probably inevitably going to end in either murder, a double suicide pact, or both.

so, just the US, really.

the funny thing about arcturus is that they aren't actually native to medeis. parallax is! they aren't. their original home was conquered early-on in their youth, and they've basically grown up surrounded entirely by median society and technology.

and they've adapted like a fish to water. they're like if the country mouse discovered cars exist and became an absolute sicko over it. meanwhile parallax is like if the city mouse just really yearned to be eaten alive by moss (neither of these fucks are normal or honestly entirely sane)

worship of the great big questionably-deity lizards was a BIG part of what little they can remember about their old life. and they're like. REALLY into it. they're the guy who insists you have to pray before every meal and spends an hour daily kneeling in front of their dedicated God Shrine asking for repentance. they latched onto dragonology like a dying man in the desert latches onto a water bottle. they're very very very big on punishing themself for the whole technically-being-a-serial-killer-by-feeding-the-basement-monster thing and they see religion as an outlet for exorcising their own sins. which is really normal behavior, im sure.

and also magic tends to be viewed in a really negative light by Hardcore Traditionalist People™ and they were raised in that environment and as a mutant with zero magical ability to speak of they were basically uplifted as a savior and a favorite of god from day one and they've got an absolutely horrible case of hyperempathy + religious savior complex because of it. so y'know. that's also a mildly important factor. just a tad bit.

TLDR;

arcturus does this. but like. for dragons.

#my official word of god statement as to why dragon worship USED to be widespread in east as well as west mimue #is because civilization in east mimue originally found it's way there from west mimue. but like. that was a LONG time ago. #long enough for both sides to forget the other existed sort of long ago. it's irrelevant to everything it's just a fun mimue trivia fact #think people getting to america via a land bridge and then when that went away they stuck around and got disconnected #it's basically that. but with fantasy human-adjacent guys #apf #mcm #a lot of the art im showing here has been posted before im just bringing it back for visual reference purposes #and also so this ask doesnt look TOO much like im just rambling nonstop for 50 paragraphs #fun fact in terms of design parallax and arcturus are both loosely inspired by like. priest clothing. #because the weird religious undertone train never stops apparently #long post #not on the dashboard but like in general. ur welcome arrow #this is why you people should never ask me for oc lore #but also please do #ask

[zouisexo]

.

#ok i will say smth abt it bc im a little pissed hehe #and verito is not answering my texts so now u all have to hear it #im not self absorbed enough to believe i know what's best for phoebe or if she planned it or not or whatever #the way she announced it seems she's pretty excited so good for her #but honestly some of the takes i've seen on here... #people in their middle/late 20s calling this 19 year old girl an idiot #saying that she must not know the difference between her vagina and her urethra #that louis must be soo disappointed and that he didn't pay and expensive school for her to get pregnant (????????) #do u guys hear yourselves what the actual fuck #ofc teen pregnancy is an issue worldwide but is this really the hill you're gonna die on?? that it's all the girl's fault bc she's stupid?? #u sound like a 50 yo congressman wtf is the actual matter with you #people i've seen joking about how long until her bf leaves her... #i literally encourage u to seek help it is not normal to lack empathy in this way and to be so cruel to a person who has #literally done nothing to you #also louis can pay for whatever school he likes he still doesn't have the right to decide over his little sister's body?? do u guys #hear yourselves be so real with me rn #also how do u even know he's upset?? #tfw some of u think u know louis.. it's insane #i literally am in shock at some of the things i had to read today #i really hope you are not in any field where people come to you for help #especially girls especially young girls #you guys are insane lmao #that's all <33 #shut up laura

[talentforlying]

it makes me so happy to see all the john constantine love that's come out of the nbc show and legends. like that's a universal trash can fire of a man right there, not just my niche little weirdo anymore! i love it!!!

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #he's still my niche little weirdo i wouldn't have it any other way <3 but i mean!!! the way people have embraced him since the show!!!! #i've been seeing so many johns around the rpc lately and it's absolutely lovely!! i get so excited!! #i remember when i first got into the comics and it felt like i was the only person in a 50 mile radius who knew who he was #then i started this blog between episodes 8 and 9 of the show being released so the constantine corner of tumblr was vocal but still small #and now i get to talk to so many people who know of or about him and it is just!! a straight shot of joy to the system honestly!! #not to mention the revitalization for the comics and seeing all the new hellblazer projects i simply. i love that i get to share him now #like yes i am a comic preferrer but the nbc show brought his ass to the main stage!! i'll never forget the thrill of that!! #i love that he has gotten his day in the sun and can be appreciated by so many people!!!! #and of course i love writing him with all you gorgeous fuckers but this ain't about my guy it's about the Universal Guy!! Our Guy Comrade!! #idk i am getting emotional about it today. he's such a fascinating character and i love that people love him too #okay i am done i am going back to work. i love this freaky little dude fan club 😊

[nexus-nebulae]

odd thing we've noticed. the less okay we are the smaller our active system gets

#like logically you'd think we'd get more members while stressed but we don't usually #we actually split way more often when we're feeling okay and alive #i think it has something to do with mental bandwidth #like when mental health bad we don't have enough mental energy to put towards the system #so we just. reduce a lot in size. to make the workload easier #like a few months ago we had about 100+ people active at once all rotating out frequently and cofronting a TON #and now we're down to like. three or four active the rest really only able to be active for a few minutes at a time #we're just too exhausted to deal with the chaos of so many people so it kinda. slows down a ton #it's hard to get used to when everything was So Loud before. its kinda scary sometimes #like damn. i cant just call Incredibly Specific Task Guy to deal with this task i really cannot do right now. that kinda sucks #but knowing that this is like. more bc of the fact that we Can't Deal With Much More Than This makes it a little easier #we're a bit like my current computer. shit ass RAM bc its got like 50 malware (illnesses) on it #and once i get a new computer (get a little better and more functional) i can get back to multitasking #side note my god my RAM on this computer is shit running tumblr and minecraft at the same time totally breaks it #like it makes the Entire Computer run at 10 fps it's Great #i'm getting a new one at the end of this month hopefully #and hopefully Actually Nice Thing Accomplished will also help brain a lot #also not having to stress about how annoying to use our computer is should help lmao

[variantia]

BELLUM. I turn 30 on Saturday, AURORA's new album drops on June 7th, Inside Out 2 premieres on June 14th (I probably won't get to see it in theater but)

I genuinely do not think y'all are ready for the amount of FERAL I am about to be over the next month

#is that a fucking gremlin ?? ( OOC. ) #(( listen work has been sucking people have been assholes SO MUCH over the past month #and I have been a lazy lump who hasn't been happy with my irl life in general for a year or two #and have been having trouble finding joy in anything other than food that I know isn't good for me for months #I NEED THIS LET ME BE FERAL AND LET ME SCREAM ABOUT THINGS #I PROMISE I WON'T BE QUITE AS ANNOYING AS I MAKE IT SEEM BUT I WILL BE AT LEAST 50% MORE ANNOYING THAN USUAL #good talk ? good talk thank u for ur kind attention !! #also more MHA RPers should come to me bc the cravings for my MHA verses have been NUTS obviously #and I would like more new peeps to talk to #as much as I love all y'all who are here right now of course you guys are the bestest !!!! #I just require ........... more bc I am a greedy creacher ))

[bittersweet-mojo]

apparently 4 separate co workers of my gf's don't believe I exist. What the fuck is going on

#about me #gf government assigned no rizz #seriously tho like. why #they also keep canceling office outing plans so she cant prove them wrong #these are all people like in their 50s #what the hell guys. my gf has game. im a real person i prommy #one day my accountant gf in her beige sweaters is gonna show up with a tiny angry goth butch and prove all these middle aged losers wrong #...wait #thats probably why. #i am kinda weird out of context huh.. #goddamit

[spring-lxcked]

thinking abt how often william gets away with being an asshole because he plays it off as being mischievous instead

#—— ✧ ooc » #.tbd. #see this is why i feel like his fc is SO good #william's got this v mischievous smile & way of playing things off #i'd argue that he can endear himself to plenty of people with it ( although he has like 50 others methods for that too ) #like oh he has a sense of humor! he's smart but also just a funny guy! he's definitely not evil! #guy whose natural smile is a smirk 90% of the time but he's so capable of charming his way out of looking shitty #that it works out for him. it's charming or funny or attractive depending on the person #the only ppl who ever get to /truly/ see beyond this would be like. anybody who has known him since college #( when he sometimes just blatantly came across as a dick / couldn't hide his temper ) #and obv /later/ his wife and kids #for some reason my william is always way more genuine ( derogative ) with henry too even when not shipping #which is SO funny. very 'he's my best friend we argued for 2 hrs straight yesterday & we've hung out for 14 hrs straight since then' #prob because we often do the 'knew each other since college' thing so will doesn't see a point in like #completely bullshitting if henry can obv see through it #but still it's SO funny what is wrong with him. he has to have one person he can argue with over trivial things or he'll die #nobody ever witnesses william angry except the employees heard him threaten henry's life #because he suggested no longer producing and selling the spring bo.nnie plushies