#so if you hate it after episode 1

[laurenkmyers]

(1/2) Hi, Lauren! Would you recommend me to watch Two Worlds? I'm debating with myself for a few weeks now, watching all these gif sets on tumblr. The things is... I find most of the BLs quite cringy which is a big no for me. Usually I like the BLs you're watching (I've really loved KinnPorsche, Not me, Kisseki, A Tale of 1000 Stars, ...), but there have also been shows you really loved but I wasn't able to finish - main example being Love in the Air (i just wasn't able to get past episode 3).

(2/2) Next shows I've tried but didn't finish are for example: Naughty Babe, Cutie Pie, Pit Babe. Could you advise me on which scale do you think the Two Worlds are? It looks intriguing but I'm afraid of a possible cringe lurking in the background. Looking at the BLs I've loved and the ones I didn't finished, would you be able to guess how I would feel about this one?

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Helloooo sweet anon! Thank you for your messages!

Firstly, I must say, the bl's you listed that you enjoyed are superior. Well done on your immaculate taste. And the list you provided that you couldn't finish is also hilarious and accurate and I'm agreeing wholeheartedly on your opinions.

In terms of Two Worlds...I'm gonna be honest with you, I only started watching it for Max Kornthas. The man has a hold on me that I can't explain. So I may be slightly biased, however, that doesn't stop me from telling you that the show has surprised me in so many ways. I'm thoroughly enjoying it as a whole and hope more people watch it once it's finished. (Learning that it wasn't a domundi/mandee production also helped massively.)

Where it stands on a kp/notme level vs cutiepie/naughtybabe/pitbabe level, let me try and break it down for you:

Production level isn't quite kinnporsche WOW, but it's also not naughty babe cgi tiger TRAGEDY. It tips more on the kp side of production value. The locations are gorgeous, and the cinematography is pretty as hell. There are some dodgy camera tricks being used, but nothing to worry too much about.

The acting: As a whole I would say it's definitely better than your average thai bl. It's absolutely not Gun Attaphan level good. But I will say that Max is kinda killing it- and I'm not saying that from a particularly bias lens. His acting has improved an incredible amount since cutie pie/naughty babe. Nat, bless him, still has a little ways to go to really impress me, but he's also improved so fucking much I have to commend him. The guy playing the 2nd love interest is definitely the weakest actor of the bunch, but overall the acting is pretty good. No major complaints from me.

The narrative: I think this story in particular is incredibly interesting, it's unique, it's angsty, it's romantic, it's brutal, it's exciting, and a little bittersweet. The pacing can be a bit all over the place at times, but if you just go with it, you'll catch up quickly enough. The one major flaw for me in thai bls in general is that sometimes the story seems way more complicated then they actually are. This story really isn't that complicated if you don't think too hard about the details. Are there plotholes? Ofc there are. But it's nothing too glaringly obvious that I want to rant about it.

Another plus is that there is no quick-how-can-we-promote-this-thing-that-has-no-relevance-to-the-show product placement, which is something I only noticed two episodes ago but am highly grateful for.

The thai bl cringefactor: There are moments where I thought I would be cringing up a storm, but so far it's been pretty tame in terms of typical bl cringe moments. There's no guitars or singing (praying it stays that way), but we have had a few 'oops i tripped and fell into you and now we're staring into each other's eyes' moments, but honestly? They didn't bother me in the slightest. Maxnat pull off the elongated looks very well.

Spice level: We've only had one NC scene so far, it was definitely more on the romance side of the fence than the spicy one, but it lasted 7 minutes long...do with that information what you will. We've got more to come from both Maxnat and our side couple (who I'm also enjoying greatly, btw) Maxnat know how to fucking de-li-ver and from the looks of the trailer, our side couple also get a pretty steamy moment too.

The only potential downside to the show is the hefty trigger warning list. If you want to know them you can message or dm me and I'll make a separate list for you.

This response probably didn't need to be as long as it did, but I wanted to give you the facts. Do I think you should watch it? Yes. Do I think you'll like it? I think so. But is it to the standard of bl you seem to really enjoy? No. Do with this information what you will! And please feel free to tell me if you do start watching it and enjoying it because I'd love to hear your thoughts!

ps. (the CACKLE I let out reading that you couldn't get past episode 3 of LITA was wild because you're so valid. I skipped episodes 1-7 because I also couldn't handle the cringe, but if you did want to try it again- episodes 8-13 are much better- still a little cringe, I won't lie to you- but it's definitely the stronger of the two stories.)

#two worlds #two worlds the series #also quick sidenote: #the first episode really doesn't show off the series very well #they released 2 episodes to begin with #so if you hate it after episode 1 #power through to at least ep 3 before dropping it #if you hate it after ep 3 then i would say it's likely not for you #and that's okay #happy watching #or not #zero pressure

[stevethehairington]

FUCK APPLE TV LIVES DO NOT GET APPLE TV ITS BULLSHIT

#AGAINST my better judgment i signed up for the free trial (with plans to immediately cancel after it ended) #and i watched one (1) episode on it and then the next time i tried to sign in (aka just now) it said my apple id wasnt verified??? #which is a CROCK bc i LITERALLY have the email saying it was verified the day i created the account #and now i cannot get into the account #which is concerning bc my free trial ends in like 2 days and i DEFINITELY want to fucking cancel it #so i tried contacting support to be like yo whats up with this how do i get into my account #and they were like yeah so we submitted a request to review your case and theyll get back to you in 24 hours to tell you IF YOURE ELIGIBLE #IF IM ELIGIBLE!?!?!?!? #MY FUCKING ACCOUNT WAS VERIFIED HOW TF WOULD I NOT BE ELIGIBLE #and when i was like k cool can u fucking cancel my account then (in a polite way!) #they were like haha no we cant bc your account isnt verified! #WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKKKKK #I HATE APPLE #I HATE IT SO MUCHHHH #I LITERALLY NEVER DID THE FREE TRIAL FOR IT BEFORE BC OF HOW MUCH I HATE IT BUT O U G H #I FOLLOWED AN ACTOR I LIKE INTO HELL #GOD DAMMIT #THE THINGS I DOOOOOO #HATE THIS #FUCK APPLE LIVES

[mishtershpock]

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#the comments on that post saying he’s in love #or that they’re a perfect couple #or that he’s finally found happiness with someone #u what #this is the bad place i swear #am i being a serial monogamist shipper or am i just struggling to understand the preference #of a ship that’s had literally 4 scenes together and have known eachother for 3 weeks #over the ship who have been best friends for 6 years. coparents saved eachother’s lives #codependency and established trust and love #a history #a slow burn over a fast burn #girlies they are not in love after 2 episodes 1 kiss and 1 failed date. i promise #no hate to people who do ship them or multi shippers #do whatever makes you happy #but i’m seeing a lot of hate directed at people who DONT ship them. a lot of -phobic words #chat is it homo/biphobic to have a favourite fictional ship #also i know this has been discoursed a lot but #the amount of putting him on a pedestal as this perfect queer elder who can do no wrong #the perfect introduction to queerness (huh??) #it sits weirdly with me #especially because it suggests eddie is not good enough. not suitable #not worthy of being a first queer love #have i ever ranted so much in my life #yes. but out loud alone in my flat

[stairset]

Something something Jesse’s first appearance in terms of release order was The Deserter and in that episode he takes command in Rex’s place cause Rex is injured and he’s trying to protect Rex in contrast to his final appearance, Victory and Death, where he once again takes command but this time it’s because Rex has been branded a traitor and he’s trying to kill him.

Furthermore, something something Jesse has armor markings in The Deserter but when he briefly cameos in Practice Makes Perfect his armor is completely white meaning he hasn’t painted it yet meaning the first chunk of that episode takes place before The Deserter and thus would be his first appearance in terms of timeline order. So his chronological first appearance has him shooting at Ahsoka for training purposes, again, in contrast to Victory and Death where he’s shooting at her for real.

So basically no matter which way you look at it his first appearance is a really fucked up parallel to his final appearance.

#truly only star wars can make me overthink side characters like this. love that but also hate it #but yeah right now my headcanon is that the first chunk of practice makes perfect is like mid to late season 1 #or maybe between seasons 1 and 2 #cause the completely white armor was a lot more common in season 1 #like in season 1 it's only the named clones who have armor markings to make it easier for the audience to tell who's important lol #and it isn't until season 2 that it starts to become more common for the unnamed clones to have markings too #the only chink in this is that obi-wan inexplicably has his episode ii mullet in practice makes perfect #even though his hair was already short before he even met ahsoka and stays short for the rest of the war #i guess if you go with the ''between seasons 1 and 2'' route you could just say he had a phase between seasons #where he grew it out again until everyone else bullied him into cutting it short again #anyway when it skips ahead to the second part the clones have phase ii armor #so obviously that part would fit basically anywhere after wookiee hunt but before sabotage #i'm also gonna choose to headcanon ahsoka's outfit in the first part of the episode is just like her standard Temple Training Outfit #cause well she was training in it and aesthetically it's kinda similar to anakin's training outfit seen in rebels #i like overanalyzing things can you tell #jesse #captain rex #ahsoka tano #star wars #star wars the clone wars #shut up tristan

[apocalypse-boi]

Just finished Good Omens 2. I feel bullied.

#good omens spoilers #ok so i am so insanely biased but #i feel like im the only one who didnt like ineffable bureaucracy becoming canon #i do actually think theyre very sweet together #but i was (and am) so in love with beelzebub #(like you do not fucking understand) #and i HATED gabriel all throughout season 1 #and also NEVER in a MILLION GODDAMN FUCKING YEARS did i EVER think theyd be canon #so this is like the most intense whiplash ive ever experienced #they played me like a goddamn fiddle #(this just comes down to i am so fucking jealous theyre not real but i was so fucking obsessed with them #i had a little sobbing/beating the shit out of a pillow session after watching the last episode i am so jealous oh my GOD) #also they both felt kinda ooc but that might just be me #its been over a year since i watched the first season i dont fucking know #and dont even fucking get me started on aziraphale and crowley #ineffable husbands becoming canon WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #edit: im not mad about ineffable bureaucracy anymore #i am just shook

[botseeksbot]

food . water . vbros women being written well .

#beating my fist against the ground . MYRA <- my no.1 always my 2 episode queen #SALLY . idr how many episodes you appear in but smth barely more than 2 . #they should have been cunting it up s6 and 7 i see it in my head . #the vb that exists in my head and i draw art for . #genuinely like all the women . they have so much potential and its so sucks that theyre written so badly . #USUALLY FOR GUYS IDGAF ABT #everything w dr mrs and her issues w being guild council and her marriage issues being pushed asside s7 for . #the osi agent (who is a woman i'll give them that) and the fucking peril partnership guy . killing myself . WHY WAS THAT SUCH A BIG PLOTLIN #warriana just fucking off after s6 . hey remember when s6 was being written and people thought since the other members were working for #widewhale that she would be betraying brock like his biblical namesake and it was so cool and then it went no where she just fucked up and #was never seen again #idec for her that much but her potential . she would have been awesome #in my head myra takes hatred's place as the venture bodyguard s4 onward get that cretin out of here #then sally should have been beefing w everyone . she deserved it everyone treated her like SHIT #focus being on her shittier husband and then her somewhat shitty bf instead of her . DIEEEEE #sirena also is just . pushed aside for the twins is like . its so evil what they do to her babygirl i know youre better written than this #I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ON THE VB WOMEN . THEY GENUINELY ARE AWESOME [in my head] [if they were written well] #e.txt #SORRY I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABT THE WOMEN . EVEN NIKKI AND I HATE THAT EPISODE SO MUCH

[dennisboobs]

Was considering buying (ridiculously overpriced) Sunny blu-rays to (very, very legally) rip them (for Personal Use archival purposes), decided to test on a blu-ray I already own, realized my external drive only reads DVDs, successfully ripped a DVD, but then was sent down a rabbit hole trying to see if I could use my (again, very, very legally) hacked PS3 to rip the .iso (I can) since it is indeed a blu-ray player with an attached PC-adjacent machine...

Long story short. If you see me spending $70 on seasons 1-5 on DVD and 6 on blu-ray, no you didn't, but also expect a 1080p season 6 bloopers upload in the near future.

definitely not from me, though. no way. i would never do that. i'm not a pirate. i'm just a good ole upstanding wiki admin.

#i need season 8 so bad but the price of it on bluray is ATROCIOUS #THESE MFERS ARE ASKING FOR EIGHTY WHOLE DOLLARS. FOR ONE BLURAY. and i'm NOT about to get fucked over with a bootleg so options are limited #i mmmmight hold off on the earlier season dvds because i think i might actually have some luck finding them in local stores #but who the FUCK has season 8 on bluray. im convinced there are only like 5 legit copies out there. #afaik a good chunk of the season 1-4 extras are out there already but the interlacing on them is disgusting #so if i can. i'm going to attempt to deinterlace them properly and then stick em on the internet archive #ada speaks #actually i should probably... see if anyone is interested in donating to help cover this lol #the episodes are out there and there arent any official blurays after season 8 (so like why even bother with 9 to 11's subpar 720p DVDs) #but 6-8 extras are all shit quality if theyre even available online at all #youtube doesnt cut it for me either #YEAH Y'ALL REMEMBER MACDEN BREAK UP BEAUTIFUL LIPS SCENE. ITS GONE. NOWHERE TO BE FOUND OTHER THAN TUMBLR. #and i. will change that singlehandedly if its the last thing i do #also like i need the cereal defense scene in hq i literally attempted to upscale the shitty youtube copy i was desperate #this is for me. the fact that im able to download every fucking dvd extra for THE X FILES. a series as old as me. but not for sunny. #FX why do you hate sunny so bad. go on. rerelease these dvds. release a fucking season 15 blu ray. bitch. #its so horrific that season 10 only has a gag reel and 11 has NOTHING included on the disc for bonuses #season 6 has a wholeass trivia game #what happened #its not even like the bonus feature stuff doesnt exist its just on youtube #and MOST of the shit is privated. because FX sucks. #low quality compressed youtube videos that ppl have downloaded and reuploaded and crunched to shit all over again #at least some of them are archived. but. fuck

[karliahs]

every day that i have to navigate health issues with employers i get closer and closer to becoming the joker

#i hate you 'supportive' sickness absence policy i hate you 'attendance management meetings' #i hate employers using their inherent power over me to extract deeply personal health info #so that they can analyse whether my efforts at minimising them - not so that i can suffer less but so that i can work more - are sufficient #i hate that my manager prefaces every one of these meetings by telling me over and over not to worry #and then after sends me a letter basically being like #be less sick! this is a threat! #hate that i try and talk to him like a human being sometimes and go okay i am going to try a new medication #might be worse in the short term but hopefully better in the long term. and therefore achieve what you say you want (less absences) #and he goes okay :) so if you have more than 3 days/1 episode of sickness absence in the next 6 months we will have a More Serious Meeting #and then i got covid. which used to be exempt from counting as a normal sickness absence. and now isn't #and so now because i did the objectively correct thing and didn't go to work while very sick and very infectious #a thing that would have been bad both for me and for my workplace #i get to have another '''''supportive''''' meeting about why i had the temerity to get the plague

[skeletxr]

If you watch the entirety of bojack horseman more than once and realize how toxic of a person Bojack is then congrats you are maturing !!! Be proud !!!

#aka watching the 1st episode now and realizing how like. head strong diane was in season 1 #and how it began to just *decline* more and more and more bc she was so attached and dare i say. codependant on bojack #like...my god diane has always been my fave bc shes the one inrelate to the most but i remember after s1 #my friend HATED her and was like ' #uuuuufhfjuuuu diane is being such a bitch now shes so negative and annoying #and im like #wagchijg it like. yeah its bc of her relationship with Boj #good for me #text #like she really said youre responsible for your own happiness!!! in the first few minutes fo #of her debut!!!! like!!!!! damn!!!! and bj responded w lord thats depressing #and you realize that just. became dianes mindset as well

[zaggyzoo]

today's webtoon latest episodes are so wacky

#like.... what ???? #this guy needs therapy and he did from episode 1 how difficult it is to help him get a therapist I don't get it #whyyyy would you broadcast on national television that the ''''solution'''' to trauma and abuse that never got properly elaborated is to #meet the abuser AND without preparation because you have to meet work deadlines like fuck off with that #we're supposed to believe maeum cares so much about him but she didn't tell the director his comments were unprofessional/inappropriate; #yes refused to share his address with his mom but wasn't even firm about it??? ; also has seen him have something like panic attacks #after being touched multiple times yet never asked if he is okay and always helped the others first ????? acting as if he was a weirdo ??? #to be clear this is not me hating the character but clearly the writers' opinions are shit. personally hate how they're going about this #today's webtoon

[vaugarde]

i havent been following the promotion material for horizons so im mostly blind going in aside from what eve has told me but man i was not expecting it so start off so intense

#i mean ik most of the other seasons started off with intense stuff happening #but day 1 and liko is getting HUNTED DJJFJF #echoed voice #also havent seen episode 2 yet but man im already really impressed with it #liko is. very relatable skfjdjfjfj eve said this but was kinda afraid they’d either make her ash but girl #or very bland to make people not hate her as much after ash left #but they didnt do that and shes doing stuff that i haven’t really seen be represented well in tv before #like overthinking the future so much you self sabotage #man

[faebriel]

my most controversial star wars opinion is that i think lux bonteri is not a horrible concept per se but perhaps underutilised

#by underutilised i mean not pointed in the right direction. 2 episodes and 1 4-ep arc is enough for him i think #yes ik hes annoying but it is so fucking funny to me for ahsoka to have that one random friend who definitely went to a prep school #or something and also was literally a separatist until he decided hes going to go rogue now and make the worst choices ever #like either kill the will they wont they early OR cut it entirely and they can be so funny. we are in HOT SPACE what are you DOING HERE #you are going to DIE and the guys like yes thats the plan ^-^ you see ive fallen into business with a very powerful man ahsoka you might #have heard of him. goes by the name of /hondo/. and ahsoka does the biggest fucking sigh ever #cut the kiss cut the bullshit keep the funny. and ahsoka needs more friends her age anyway #anyway i think im just soft on him bc his entry into the show meant a fucking respite from Other Ships I Really Didn't Like In TCW FFNet #(femslash was there but not as big of a presence yet unfortunately) #i dont blame ppl who hate him bc a friend in need is his problematic arc but truly hand me a spanner i can fix him #lesbian and her momentary comp het bestie......she crashed on his couch at least once post order 66 #oh and UNFRIDGE STEELA she should have been head of onderon or something. so bullshit #as he is in canon he feels like wasted space for ahsokas character. theres no point in giving her any love interest while shes in the order #and barriss riyo and the s7 gals are all better choices anyway #and you cant pull the 'well some separatists are just normal' card after s3 bc he also wants to kill dooku like. at least be funny! #or try to set up whatever the hell ahsoka does between s7 and rebels! idk man

[kaitcake1289]

just caught up with what we do in the shadows what the actual fuck

#SPOILERS IN TAGS!!!!! #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #what we do in shadows spoilers #I LITERALLY CALLED MY FRIEND RIGHT AFTER TO YELL AB THIS EP WITH THEM BC WHAY THE FUCCCCKKJKKKJJKJKK #NANDOR THE BITCHLESS COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS #I CANT EVEN FOCUS ON ANYTHING ELSE IN THE EPISODE BECAUSE NANDOR YOU MINISCULE BUG IM CRUSHING YOU UNDER A GIANT HEEL #I FEEL SO FUCKING BAD FOR MARWA AND GUILLERMO #IS MARWA FUCKING DEAD #WHY THE FUCK DIDNT HE JUST TURN MARWA BACK INTO HERSELF AND LET HER DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS WHEREVER SHE WANTS #LET HER STUDY THE UNIVERSE WITH THE NEW TECH AVAILABLE TO HER LET HER NAVIGATE THE WORLD JUST LET HER DO WHATEVER!!!!! #BRING ME BACK MY WIFE NEOWWW!!!!!!!!! #the clonefucker ending wasn’t even funny it was just strange…. #they’ve literally been hyping up freddie for like 7 fucking episodes and they god rid of him in 1 bravo #i literally hate that so much when shows sacrifice entire characters and their potentials or plot points for a joke that was never gonna be #worth it!!! #kaitlinshottakes

[bestial4ngel]

My sister wanted to watch dance moms last night like… as if it’s a comedy… and my god is it not at all funny or enjoyable to watch. Crazy to me that it was even aired as entertainment at all considering how fuckin abusive the adults are to the children involved

#like hahaha these parents are so fuckin neglectful of their child’s emotions and is making their self esteem come entirely from winning #being skinny and attractive #the amount of ‘man up’ ‘tough love’ ‘stop crying’ ‘you have to put dance first’ etc. was insane #and hearing the moms say they were dancers from a young age or their kid ‘wants nothing but to win’ or ‘she’s a perfectionist’ or some shit #when you can tell it’s 100% the moms not the kids that are like that… just the sheer disconnect and lack of care for who they are #and ngl the teacher brought back horrible feelings from getting talked to like that by teachers in school #that shit’s awful and I can’t believe the parents would still force their child into that situation knowing the effect it has on them #eugh. just eugh #couldn’t make it through 1 episode and then cried after lmao #and the moms lowkey hating the dance teacher and having mental breakdowns over her rudeness/treatment of the kids AND YET STILL PAYING TO #HAVE THEIR KIDS IN HER CLASSES #like what the fuckkkkk your kid was sobbing after her ‘tough love’ and is stuck with immense pressure and stress about getting it right… #and she’s pitting them against each other and making the kids that aren’t as good feel lesser #maybe fucking stop ??? #I guess the problem is the parents are just as bad just in their own way cuz they don’t give a shit if it hurts the kids either #as long as they win/stay in dance/stay being the best #the teacher not letting a kid stop because she was nauseous and the mom intervening because she looked like she was going to throw up… only #to say ‘stop crying its not a big deal’ and saying ‘you never miss dance though’ when the kid is sobbing saying she wants to go home #really got to me ngl… made me fucking sick to watch #me talking #dance moms

[whump-kia]

I MADE A WHUMP EVENT: get ready for July folks

welcome to the Whumperless Whump Event of July! for your sickfic, situational, and completely apersonal whump needs--comfort included, of course.

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Prompts (text):

Emergency First Aid: Self-done stitches / Alcohol as sanitizer / “It's just a scratch, I've had worse.”

Does your insurance cover this?: Car accident / Bystander caretaker / “Eyes open, ambulance is almost here.”

Like a record, baby: Vertigo / Struggling to stand / “Is the room spinning, or is it just me?”

It's every day bro: Chronic pain / Massage / “I'm used to it.”

Stealing my breath (give it back): Wheezing / Light-headed / “I'll count, you just breathe.”

Summer is a curse: Heat Stroke / Panting / “Why don't we… find some shade, quick?”

Accidental Cryotherapy: Falling through a frozen lake / Hypothermia / “Hey, c'mon, you gotta stay awake.”

Put your head on my shoulder: Migraine / Light & Sound Sensitivity / “I can close the curtains…”

White and red handkerchief: Coughing up blood / Can't speak / “You just can't shake that cough, can you?”

Your work is never finished: Forced to work while ill / Workplace emergency / “...sit down, I'm calling HR.”

A minor annoyance: Stuffy nose / Hate to be sick / “I'm fine, I can work.”

It's going down (I'm yelling timber): Building collapse / Trapped under rubble / “I can't move my legs.”

It's just a pebble: Avalanche / Stuck in the mountains / “Well, this wasn't how I thought the hiking trip would go.”

Lay down your sword: Fighting back a cold / Cuddling / “Just let yourself be sick so you can get better.”

I'm going down (you're yelling timber): Passing out / Exhaustion / “I've got you, let's sit down, I've got you.”

Say goodbye to filters: Half-conscious / Delirious / “You would never say that in your right mind…”

In hot water: Dangerously high fever / Cool baths / “We have to get that number down somehow.”

I don't see it: Hallucinations / Fever dreams / “It's just a nightmare. You're safe.”

The whump morning after: Tending to injuries / Domestic hurt comfort / “Let's check the bandages, okay?”

It's not fun if you're panicking: Stuck in an elevator / Claustrophobia / “Get me out.”

Where's the exit: Lost / Stuck in the wilderness / “Surely someone will notice we're gone.”

Better out than in: Nervous Stomach / Vomiting / “I got your hair, it's fine.”

Well, that doesn't taste right: Accidentally poisoned / Allergic reaction / “My tongue feels like bees, is that normal?”

Be one with the fish: Drowning / Rescue Breaths / “Why did you think that was a good idea?!”

We didn't start the fire: Severe burns / Running into flames / “I know it hurts. Breathe.”

That's no barn spider: Venomous bite / Arachnophobia / “You'll be okay, we can help.”

What's your name again?: Concussion / Temporary Amnesia / “I don't remember what happened to me.”

Nothing behind the eyes: Fully unconscious / Force feeding / “It's just me, go back to sleep.”

Wrong place, wrong time: Robbery / One of many hostages / “Stay behind me, I can take a hit.”

I don't mean to get emotional: Fear / Breaking point / “I can't stop crying, I'm sorry--”

Only way out is through: Tunnel collapse / Accidental Journey / “We can't just sit here and wait.”

ALTERNATES:

Seizure

Choking

Withdrawal

Mugged

Wild animal attack

Hangover

Strain/sprain

Broken bone

Bloody nose

Panic attack

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[dante-mightdie]

This made me sick to think about so maybe you would like it. Sorry this is so long 😭 but my brain worms were at it.

Three months later, Pup reader eventually going into a catatonic state. You stop eating so the handlers eventually put you on an IV and a feeding tube, but when you stop moving, they worry your muscles may start to atrophy. You have already developed sores but still don’t move.

One of the handlers goes rogue and calls John. His number was still on your paperwork when he surrendered you. The handler asks John to reconsider without mentioning what’s happening. He stands firm and says no, just assuming that someone must have returned you back to the shelter. He knows you’ll find a home eventually, but he had enough to deal with at home.

Meanwhile, Simon, Johnny and Kyle are pissed. The new pup John had got was a handful to say the least. Three months of correcting the pup’s behavior over and over again. She was too rambunctious. Not docile like you and didn’t respect boundaries. Where your playful nips at Johnny’s arm would barely register, hers were sharp and painful. She constantly got in whatever bed she pleased and took whatever resources she wanted.

Kyle just relented he became so annoyed, only showing his teeth in warning. Johnny would straight up shoulder check the pup.

Things eventually come to a head when Simon straight up attacks her. He was having as PTSD episode and pup thought it would be a good time to jump on him while he was asleep.

The attack luckily didn’t injure her too badly, but after that she wasn’t submissive, she was aggressive. To everyone. The other pups and even John. Snapping and baring her teeth. It wasn’t until her teeth made contact with John did he realize something needed to be done.

So he called Laswell. She knew the pup needed a female presence and her and her wife were happy to help.

A month passes since the phone call from the shelter. The boys were even more tense than before the other pup left. None of them wanting to be around each other more than necessary. John knew what he had to do.

So he called the shelter, asking had you been adopted yet. An awkward pause before the volunteer on the other line says they need to get their supervisor.

Supervisor informs John that you stopped eating and moving. Because the volunteers could only do so much, they had to put you into a facility that could better help with the long term care you would need.

John is able to pull some strings and get in contact with the facility.

Option 1:

When John goes to the facility, you don’t snap out of it. You don’t believe he’s really came for you. Not when he puts the collar back on your neck or has practically carry you to the car. Not even when the boys surround you, sniffing and pawing.

John has to hand feed you. Even then the boys take over with that, now hating John for what he did to you.

You eventually “come back”, but the fear is always there. You don’t go outside without the boys and you’re always afraid to be alone with John. Forget car rides. The last time you were due for a check up, even having everyone in it did nothing to help your panic attack. Pleading not to go back to the shelter. That you’ll be good. John can hear your soft cries at night before one of the boys eventually crawls in your bed, promising to not let you go again.

Option 2 (I’ll make this short I promise)

The facility didn’t intervene when it came to you wanting to die. That was your choice and the resources couldn’t be wasted. So when John receives a very sincere apology from the facility coordinator that you had chosen to be on the euthanasia list, he is in consolable.

However, a vet tech sees how adorable you are and just can’t let that happen, so they call their cousin.

Zeus was looking for a new pup for oversized hounds to play with.

König all too happy to have a new playmate. He and Nikto often fought over who you would be sharing a bed with before finally just laying down with your in yours. In the middle of the night, Horangi would pull you out of the pile and take you to his own bed.

You eventually started to come back to life. The boys weren’t the same as your other ones, but it was still nice.

John tells the boys you had already been adopted, too afraid of what the truth would do to their dynamic. He has to forever live with the guilt of thinking you had died.

let’s go with option one

c/w: mentions of abandonment trauma, hybrids

there was a period of time where john lost hope that you would get better even after he bought you home. it certainly wasn’t going to stop him and the boys trying, however. john knew how much he’d fucked up when he heard the boys sad whines and yowls when he walked through the door with you

johnny instantly got to work making a nest in the space under the stairs. a cozy dim light hanging above a big pile of duvets and blankets, soft pillows that smell like them. john would give you space as the boys trap you in their arms, scenting over you and nuzzling into your skin until you smell like them again :(

they hold you when you cry, placing kisses to your shoulders and cheeks and the top of your head whisky you let all your sadness out. sometimes, you push them away. wailing that you don’t want them near you right now but eventually you let them back in to cuddle you. you feel weak but you’ve been so lonely and you’ve missed them terribly despite what they did

thinking about how the grief you had been dealing with had thrown your body right off track. not having a natural heat cycle until a good few months after returning home. you didn’t allow any of them in the room with you during that cycle, despite how kyle and johnny whined at the door, begging you to let them come in and take care of you

their whining didn’t last long when simon comes over and snaps at them, telling them to leave you alone whilst the sulk off with flattened ears

it had taken a while for you to warm up to john again. he understood completely. he had completely shattered your heart and trust in them. he wouldn’t put your collar back on until you were completely okay with it. he wanted you to ask. wants it to be something that you want

he begins to think you’ll never forgive him until one night you shuffled into his room nervously, fiddling with your hands in front of you, “can I sleep in here?”

he’d hoped you would at least sleep in his bed with him. let him snuggle you under his big plush duvet and scratch your scalp until you fall asleep but he understands. it’s baby steps. at least now you’ll actually be in the same room as him one on one

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