#so i shall deliver

[dhmisfour]

the icon. the moment. the superstar if u will

#littlest pet shop 2012 #littlest pet shop #lps 2012 #a lot of u rlly like him #so i shall deliver #>:) #shahrukh #dhmisfour art

[fakescorpion]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Dracule Mihawk/Crocodile Characters: Dracule Mihawk, Crocodile Additional Tags: Stream of Consciousness, First Meeting, Opposites Attract, Belligerent Sexual Tension, Pansexual Character, Trans Character, Vaginal Sex, Violent Sex, Kissing, Making Love, Character Study

Summary: OPLA execution scene. Mihawk sees him first on that day, the man that introduces himself as Sir Crocodile.

#the two most gorgeous individuals present during the execution scene must fuck #universe demands this #so i shall deliver #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #mihawk x crocodile #hawkcroc #crochawk #i love this show and i love them #one piece fanfiction #one piece live action #one piece

[snarkspawn]

happy (belated) valentine's day @pharawee ❤ but also @ these two idiots

#kenbig #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche fanart #ken kinnporsche #big kinnporsche #bl tag #userpharawee #I'm so sorry about the (lack of) background #I was going to add some details to the room but #unfortunately I am not god's strongest soldier #and this already took so long as it is -_- #anyway I love you lots and I shall deliver the appropriate amount of smooches IN PERSON on friday!! #JUST YOU WAIT (threat)

[honorarypines]

Star Trek Lower Decks + text posts

#you asked so I shall deliver #star trek #star trek lower decks #beckett mariner #d'vana tendi #samanthan rutherford #bradward boimler #t'lyn #carol freeman #t'ana #mari'lyn #lower decks #text posts

[i-like-turkey]

Trying to write this last smut scene while hopped up on a ton of cold and flu meds. That’s really all the stands between me and having this dumb, glorious, terrible mess posted by the end of the day (PT). So ya know:

#my writing #'slow verse #not the 'rona unless the rapid test lied #but a decently bad cold #preemptive apologies for all the typos that you will see when I do post this mess #There's no way I'm gonna find them all in my current state #But based on my messages/asks y'all would rather get this asap than wait til mid week #so I shall deliver

[sofiaruelle]

Meet us at the Bus Stop~!

# a d (/s for joja)

#stardew valley #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley abigail #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew abgail #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv abigail #totes a joja cola ad #sam finally getting that sponsorship #lmao #even his skateboard is sponsored #i promised band posters and i shall deliver #i’ll probably make more of these cause they’re my lil brain rot #boi am i also so tempted to upgrade the fashion series #cause i had so much fun drawing sebatian’s pants #also in my lil delulu sam ‘accidentally’ poured bleach on all his clothes once #and now jodi doesnt trust him to do laundry…pfft #also abi keeps eating her crystal necklaces #and i love making the ASS gang lowkey6 matchy matchy with the piercings #cause you bet they DIY-ed it themselves #with maybe a lil help from Emily #cause we know they probs got an infection #leave me a lone i have lots of delulu ideas about their wardrobe ok TT A TT #its fall/rainy season and yet heres a belated summer music festival vibe #why is this flagged for mature? 😭😭😭 #is it because i made seb hit the zaza?

[thesketchfox]

#i promised so i shall deliver #fanart #thesketchfox #furry #animal crossing #tom nook

[sadkois]

GET SHRIMPED. ft. @pigeon-mermaid as shrimpshrimpshrimpshrimp ...does...does this count as... shrimp propaganda...?

#JUST TO BE CLEAR THIS IS NISHIKI #GODDAMN EVERYONE MUST THINK IM INSANE DOIN THIS CRAP SAGHDJKFGLH #BUT ASK AND I SHALL DELIVER LMAO #LITERALLY BEEN CRYIN ABOUT THIS ALL DAY #after a bunch of edits this is now deliberately a long post so u dont know what else to expect from the first pic lmao

[justanotherignot]

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 spoilers #dame aylin #aylin #bg3 aylin #justanotherignot #shirtless aylin #the way she glares and how defiant she is in the shadowfell #it's really amazing when you think about what she's been through and how long she's endured it #that line she says when asked why ketheric trapped her #“to eat his sins” #and then followed by: “shall i take yours too?” #delivered so perfectly #and her expression when she says it #so good

[mychlapci]

Im here to beg for some synth-en megaratch because i dont havr any meaning in life besides stalking your blog <3

hgrhhh you are leaving me an open stage, i don’t know where to start… okay. The synth-en not only increasing both bloodlust and arousal, but mixing them together, which means that when Ratchet gets to Megatron he is, number one, filled with unbridled fury, number two, extremely horny after all the vehicons he knocked down on his way, and number three… Megatron can tell.

But you know, not a lot of people have the balls to just dominate Megatron himself like he’s just some piece of metal found on the street. So obviously, while Megatron is stronger than Ratchet, he lets him pin him down anyways, curious to see what the medic, seemingly unaware of the charge basically dancing across his plating, will do now. Spoiler: he doesn’t kill him. He fucks him. What a surprise.

mhmmm Megatron is so big that his valve doesn’t need to be prepared, all Ratchet has to do is shove his spike in and start pounding into him with more strength than he really should have in him, at any point. Megatron gasping in surprise, inner nodes assaulted carelessly, with no concern for whether he might try and point his fusion cannon at Ratchet’s head, or beat the shit out of him if Ratchet does something wrong, no, the autobot didn’t care about any consequences at the moment and Megatron enjoyed it tremendously. Maybe Ratchet degrades Megatron a little. Or a lot. Calls him all the things he’d normally call him, a monster, a maniac, an evil bastard, but this time he whispers it through grit denta as he nears his overload, each squeeze and punch and scratch delivered to Megatron’s plating that leaves a visible mark making him so much hornier.

hghhhh Ratchet’s transfluid being filtered out synthetic energon which means that everytime he overloads into Megatron, he gets him a little bit more high off the synth-en as well. By the time they’re found, Megatron is twitching and moaning through his Nth overload in the past half hour and Ratchet is still digging into him without breaking a beat in his pace, except to cum, but he recovers quickly and keeps going. I think Ratchet’s the one to tell Optimus to get the fuck out of here, this is between him and Megatron now. 

#my ideal tfp megaratch dynamic is ’’guy with a degradation kink x guy who just hates him #and also ratchet telling optimus ’’fine. i’ll fuck him. since you’re so fucking complicated #this is kind of long but i have to deliver. you shall remain here to stalk my blog forever #valveplug #dubcon #not even bc of megs getting pinned down i just think the synth-en is messing with ratchet’s head a lil #megaratch #text

[lynxindisguise]

The Picture of Sirius Black

Chapter One: 1879 - Season of the Scorpion

But none were so awed as Sirius himself, beholding his reflection not in a mirror but through Remus Lupin’s eyes. Standing–an occasionally pacing restlessly—in the frame was more than a coldly handsome lordling, but a lively beauty with a distinctly clever expression.  

“What are you staring at?” his painted counterpart mocked playfully. Could that really be what he sounded like?

“It’s uncanny...” Walburga muttered, her disdain only detectable to those who knew to look for it.

The Sirius in the portrait immediately stiffened at the sound of his mother’s voice, and it was only in watching him that the real Sirius realised he’d done the same. The moment she looked away, his portrait relaxed, shooting him a wink.

“A truly impressive rendering, Mr. Lupin.” Albus Dumbledore, his former headmaster, appeared behind them, clapping Lupin’s shoulder. “Ah, it makes me wish I’d had mine done when I was young... to have such beauty and vitality forever preserved.”  

“If only the portrait would age and not me,” Sirius quipped.

“Do you truly mean that?” Lupin asked with a bemused expression.

“Of course I do,” he replied easily, having given it very little thought. “Who doesn’t wish to be young and beautiful forever? In looks and in spirit, completely unaffected by the wear and tear of life.”

Lupin looked down at his hands, absentmindedly tracing a silvery scar there.

“The things I would do if I had your energy... that spark of youth,” Dumbledore sighed, stroking his beard—white as spun sugar. “Don’t let it go to waste, Mr. Black.”

#you all said you were feeling spooky so spooky gifts I shall deliver #dorian gray au #sirius black #wolfstar #ben barnes girlies this is for you

[cuddles-edits]

Naoto Shirogane from Persona 4

Transfeminine Pride Icons

Requested by Anonymous

Please like or reblog if using. Credit not required but is appreciated.

No Discourse Please

#Naoto Shirogane #Persona #Persona 4 #Megami Tensei #Shin Megami Tensei #Trans Pride #Transfeminine Pride #Pride Icons #My Icons #Request #ngl this icon set kinda feels like I'm poking a sleeping bear #but it's what anon wanted so i shall deliver

[clitoris-maximus]

found you through insta & your art is very cool :] if you're open to oc requests would you consider my pathetic boy eda

i love your guy. the design is immaculate :3 drawing this guy was like giving the bones in my hands a lil treat. ive been into painting recently so i hope you don't mind that it's different from my regular style. also couldnt help but notice his similarity to another character i like so

and lastly THANK YOU!!!

#tgis was fun #ask and you shall receive #request #i love the way his mouth is #like 3: #what a cutie #2 weeks late but still delivered 🥳 #seriously though i hate apologizing so much but SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG 😭😭 #thank you for waiting #and sharing this guy #tf #tf oc #eda of unicron #kanaya maryam #transformers oc #edit: guess what. forgot my freaken tag again #con art

[pastelsailorr]

Sketchbook 1

#the awnser wasyes so i shall deliver #sketchbook #shit gettin old

[hydrachea]

Not sure if you answer these types of asks but I have Oberon brainrot and I was wondering how do you think Guda and Oberon would make out?

Oh I will absolutely answer this type of ask.

The answer is that they contain multitudes though. First/second ascension Oberon still acts out his prince role, he hates every second of it but he'll still play into it. Think romance movie kisses, the too-perfect-to-be true kind. Looks idyllic to onlookers! Kind of hollow for both participants.

Third ascension doesn't care, so it's a lot messier because honestly he's frustrated to be in this situation in the first place and even more frustrated to not be hating it. There's teeth, there's claws, there's also swatting the occasional bug that wanders out of his cape and into Guda's hair but that part isn't intended.

And Guda after all that? Guda's not taking any shit from either Oberons. Guda has tamed worse - have you seen their Servants? They're the epitome of "shut up and make out with me", whether it's "shut up (you're being annoying)" or "shut up (stop thinking so much)". It's not an aggressive kind of kiss, but it's insistent and it works wonders.

#anon #ask #answer #wait it's all horny? #always has been #i say while writing a pretty tame answer #look if i want to write about how they'd fuck i'd need a community label and i'm too lazy for it tonight #this could have been longer if i'd included castoria but you asked for obeguda and obeguda i shall deliver #fgo #obeguda #guda is also so much more experienced and skilled than oberon expects #once again comes with the massive servant roster they've accumulated #knocks the attitude right outta the bug the first time #baffled him quiet #i don't actually go into much detail when it comes to making out because sloppy tongue saliva makeouts just aren't hot to me #so i don't really care for talking about them at length personally #but it's just a me thing #feel free to picture it in vivid detail as god and this mess of a ship intended #what a great ask to answer to end the work week MAN i enjoyed that #i too have brainrot my guy obeguda and yakudo trio brainrot both #come and sit here with me this dumpster fire is so warm

[loppiopio]

the chances of the people seeing this aren't super likely so this is highly inefficient but i'm too afraid to approach people personally…. yet i've been burning with the need to express my gratitude for the tags i've received individually somehow and figured, i could do it the way i do best. in the tags 😅

(sorted by most recent) (i capped the limit hard here) (some ✂️✂️ had to be done 😔) (i still like this format a lot though) (might do this again in the future idk would people like that??) (i hope it's not mortifying for anyone……..)

it's sorta the way i like it, indirect and unimposing, even if it's kinda. wieldy. but it's just on my blog so anything goes right? although in saying that, i am open to being imposed on. like if someone wants to talk about aci or something, like other fic?? i'm a big fic fiend. or anything else lol not sure what else you'd wanna chat about since so much of the stuff i've put out is just. about fic. but hey, if you're a person i don't mind being approached :>

(lol the way i've made this like a *throws out a bunch of paper slips* find your's 🎉) (might be obnoxious hm) (sorry...) (find your's if you want though 🫡)

#i said a thing #@glaciesdraco i'm so glad someone is appreciating the brilliance of my shitpost yes i went so hard on that and it's you too?? #i enjoy your ramblings and hcs a lot (if that one gift art based on your hcs wasn't telling) i hope my indirect appreciation can reach you #two years ago for a gift exchange i had [get them drunk] as one of the things on my wishlist and linked your post with it because they're < #@miyukiwynter your tag was fun and cute it made me smile :) oh no the boy! #@spooky-sordid your enthusiasm for the 🥥 post despite zero context is so fun to me i'm happy my niche things connect with you like that :] #@scrambledshizaya oops! all aci posts with even more on the way sorry it's all i got #the energy of your tags is very fun though i hope to bring a little pain with the 📸⚠️ comp and loverboy cringe is so izaya indeed #@gay-deer your all caps enthusiasm is so so sweet to me thank you for loving them!! also you bring fun things to my dash so thanks for that #@vi-138 you haven't said anything so i hope you don't mind.... i've seen you in my notifs a few times and i'm appreciating it very much :> #@fweamy i like your energy and omg you like the way i draw them?? no wayyy i'm so flattered you like my portrayal of them? that's such high #this makes me feel better about my style like actually since i spend a looooot a lotta time on every little thing so it can appeal to me #and i'm not confident at all but i do try very hard to achieve aspects of how i like to see them so i'm glad it seems to resonate with you #i draw all too slowly but you shall be in my thoughts as i fight to deliver more of these scrunkly scrimbos 🫡 #@zamtik you think it's awesome? :0 wow thanks! also thanks for appreciating the 🎀🔪 i made that not a lot of people acknowledge heh #@gay4and2high i like that you acknowledged the content of the fic i love the content of this fic i need to acknowledge it so bad 🗣️ #@stupidusernamepolicy idk if you meant for your words to read like this but i'm still so so flattered by the tags you left on that post 🥺🥺 #idk what you actually think of the fic so i can literally only imagine your enthusiasm for it but i think i feel some of it in those tags 🧠 #and you seem to really like the post in particular so?? thank you c: #@whamss no way are you sure you love my art?? thank you i'm glad you find them cute and see so much personality in them too?? #you pointed out shizuo in particular !! yesss i slaved away soooo tirelessly on him (except i was very tired) i'm glad he is appreciated #his face... it needed to convey so much...... sad puppy dog look #the humouring of izaya's antics that soften him in light bemusement “mouth slightly open probably as close to a smile as it would ever get” #and thank you for enjoying loverboy cringe with me he is exactly that #@soultiio thank youuu i appreciate this sorta connection we have going on where we communicate through tags a little <3 #i like the comments your affection for the boys is very sweet thank you #@pennyloni thanks for the obligatory shizaya reblog #@pineapplething hihi!!! #@demon-of-ikebukuro i take joy in all the appreciation for the comm :> also you have a fic i'd like to try someday bc it looks interesting! #@churroful you haven't said much since but thanks for finding the 🎀🔪 sexy >:D i appreciate you in my notifs and i hope you enjoyed aci!!