#so I shall deliver

[dhmisfour]

the icon. the moment. the superstar if u will

#littlest pet shop 2012 #littlest pet shop #lps 2012 #a lot of u rlly like him #so i shall deliver #>:) #shahrukh #dhmisfour art

[fakescorpion]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Dracule Mihawk/Crocodile Characters: Dracule Mihawk, Crocodile Additional Tags: Stream of Consciousness, First Meeting, Opposites Attract, Belligerent Sexual Tension, Pansexual Character, Trans Character, Vaginal Sex, Violent Sex, Kissing, Making Love, Character Study

Summary: OPLA execution scene. Mihawk sees him first on that day, the man that introduces himself as Sir Crocodile.

#the two most gorgeous individuals present during the execution scene must fuck #universe demands this #so i shall deliver #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #mihawk x crocodile #hawkcroc #crochawk #i love this show and i love them #one piece fanfiction #one piece live action #one piece

[snarkspawn]

happy (belated) valentine's day @pharawee ❤ but also @ these two idiots

#kenbig #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche fanart #ken kinnporsche #big kinnporsche #bl tag #userpharawee #I'm so sorry about the (lack of) background #I was going to add some details to the room but #unfortunately I am not god's strongest soldier #and this already took so long as it is -_- #anyway I love you lots and I shall deliver the appropriate amount of smooches IN PERSON on friday!! #JUST YOU WAIT (threat)

[honorarypines]

Star Trek Lower Decks + text posts

#you asked so I shall deliver #star trek #star trek lower decks #beckett mariner #d'vana tendi #samanthan rutherford #bradward boimler #t'lyn #carol freeman #t'ana #mari'lyn #lower decks #text posts

[i-like-turkey]

Trying to write this last smut scene while hopped up on a ton of cold and flu meds. That’s really all the stands between me and having this dumb, glorious, terrible mess posted by the end of the day (PT). So ya know:

#my writing #'slow verse #not the 'rona unless the rapid test lied #but a decently bad cold #preemptive apologies for all the typos that you will see when I do post this mess #There's no way I'm gonna find them all in my current state #But based on my messages/asks y'all would rather get this asap than wait til mid week #so I shall deliver

[sofiaruelle]

Meet us at the Bus Stop~!

# a d (/s for joja)

#stardew valley #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley abigail #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew abgail #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv abigail #totes a joja cola ad #sam finally getting that sponsorship #lmao #even his skateboard is sponsored #i promised band posters and i shall deliver #i’ll probably make more of these cause they’re my lil brain rot #boi am i also so tempted to upgrade the fashion series #cause i had so much fun drawing sebatian’s pants #also in my lil delulu sam ‘accidentally’ poured bleach on all his clothes once #and now jodi doesnt trust him to do laundry…pfft #also abi keeps eating her crystal necklaces #and i love making the ASS gang lowkey6 matchy matchy with the piercings #cause you bet they DIY-ed it themselves #with maybe a lil help from Emily #cause we know they probs got an infection #leave me a lone i have lots of delulu ideas about their wardrobe ok TT A TT #its fall/rainy season and yet heres a belated summer music festival vibe #why is this flagged for mature? 😭😭😭 #is it because i made seb hit the zaza?

[thesketchfox]

#i promised so i shall deliver #fanart #thesketchfox #furry #animal crossing #tom nook

[sadkois]

GET SHRIMPED. ft. @pigeon-mermaid as shrimpshrimpshrimpshrimp ...does...does this count as... shrimp propaganda...?

#JUST TO BE CLEAR THIS IS NISHIKI #GODDAMN EVERYONE MUST THINK IM INSANE DOIN THIS CRAP SAGHDJKFGLH #BUT ASK AND I SHALL DELIVER LMAO #LITERALLY BEEN CRYIN ABOUT THIS ALL DAY #after a bunch of edits this is now deliberately a long post so u dont know what else to expect from the first pic lmao

[justanotherignot]

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 spoilers #dame aylin #aylin #bg3 aylin #justanotherignot #shirtless aylin #the way she glares and how defiant she is in the shadowfell #it's really amazing when you think about what she's been through and how long she's endured it #that line she says when asked why ketheric trapped her #“to eat his sins” #and then followed by: “shall i take yours too?” #delivered so perfectly #and her expression when she says it #so good

[mychlapci]

Im here to beg for some synth-en megaratch because i dont havr any meaning in life besides stalking your blog <3

hgrhhh you are leaving me an open stage, i don’t know where to start… okay. The synth-en not only increasing both bloodlust and arousal, but mixing them together, which means that when Ratchet gets to Megatron he is, number one, filled with unbridled fury, number two, extremely horny after all the vehicons he knocked down on his way, and number three… Megatron can tell.

But you know, not a lot of people have the balls to just dominate Megatron himself like he’s just some piece of metal found on the street. So obviously, while Megatron is stronger than Ratchet, he lets him pin him down anyways, curious to see what the medic, seemingly unaware of the charge basically dancing across his plating, will do now. Spoiler: he doesn’t kill him. He fucks him. What a surprise.

mhmmm Megatron is so big that his valve doesn’t need to be prepared, all Ratchet has to do is shove his spike in and start pounding into him with more strength than he really should have in him, at any point. Megatron gasping in surprise, inner nodes assaulted carelessly, with no concern for whether he might try and point his fusion cannon at Ratchet’s head, or beat the shit out of him if Ratchet does something wrong, no, the autobot didn’t care about any consequences at the moment and Megatron enjoyed it tremendously. Maybe Ratchet degrades Megatron a little. Or a lot. Calls him all the things he’d normally call him, a monster, a maniac, an evil bastard, but this time he whispers it through grit denta as he nears his overload, each squeeze and punch and scratch delivered to Megatron’s plating that leaves a visible mark making him so much hornier.

hghhhh Ratchet’s transfluid being filtered out synthetic energon which means that everytime he overloads into Megatron, he gets him a little bit more high off the synth-en as well. By the time they’re found, Megatron is twitching and moaning through his Nth overload in the past half hour and Ratchet is still digging into him without breaking a beat in his pace, except to cum, but he recovers quickly and keeps going. I think Ratchet’s the one to tell Optimus to get the fuck out of here, this is between him and Megatron now. 

#my ideal tfp megaratch dynamic is ’’guy with a degradation kink x guy who just hates him #and also ratchet telling optimus ’’fine. i’ll fuck him. since you’re so fucking complicated #this is kind of long but i have to deliver. you shall remain here to stalk my blog forever #valveplug #dubcon #not even bc of megs getting pinned down i just think the synth-en is messing with ratchet’s head a lil #megaratch #text

[lynxindisguise]

The Picture of Sirius Black

Chapter One: 1879 - Season of the Scorpion

But none were so awed as Sirius himself, beholding his reflection not in a mirror but through Remus Lupin’s eyes. Standing–an occasionally pacing restlessly—in the frame was more than a coldly handsome lordling, but a lively beauty with a distinctly clever expression.  

“What are you staring at?” his painted counterpart mocked playfully. Could that really be what he sounded like?

“It’s uncanny...” Walburga muttered, her disdain only detectable to those who knew to look for it.

The Sirius in the portrait immediately stiffened at the sound of his mother’s voice, and it was only in watching him that the real Sirius realised he’d done the same. The moment she looked away, his portrait relaxed, shooting him a wink.

“A truly impressive rendering, Mr. Lupin.” Albus Dumbledore, his former headmaster, appeared behind them, clapping Lupin’s shoulder. “Ah, it makes me wish I’d had mine done when I was young... to have such beauty and vitality forever preserved.”  

“If only the portrait would age and not me,” Sirius quipped.

“Do you truly mean that?” Lupin asked with a bemused expression.

“Of course I do,” he replied easily, having given it very little thought. “Who doesn’t wish to be young and beautiful forever? In looks and in spirit, completely unaffected by the wear and tear of life.”

Lupin looked down at his hands, absentmindedly tracing a silvery scar there.

“The things I would do if I had your energy... that spark of youth,” Dumbledore sighed, stroking his beard—white as spun sugar. “Don’t let it go to waste, Mr. Black.”

#you all said you were feeling spooky so spooky gifts I shall deliver #dorian gray au #sirius black #wolfstar #ben barnes girlies this is for you

[istherewifiinhell]

i wont keep rbing this post cause its getting too long but

mr president. a second movie transformer woman has hit the towers

[tf movie toy reveal]

[ID: box of a one step changer air achnid toy for the new movie, the toy a chunky little black spider and bot. There is promo art of her movie design, her face looking very similar to elita's, but seeming to lack any nose. and a large black helm extending her head shape sleekly. END]

so if anyones wondering how this movie is ranking on my gendered alt mode frame work. we have one motorcycle and one spider. so. pretty bad!!!! ah and alas its my least favourite iteration of the sexy spider woman too.

#some shit #its not called cisformers #IM NOT. pre dunking on the movie b4 it can be seen and defend itself. im dunking on the franchise and treatment of woman. #theres a difference. any woman character decision it will make is not make in a vacuum #like i tend to think tf women on 3 axis. which is essentially. look interesting? look offensive? & writing. WE STILL HAVEN SEEN THAT. so. 🤞 #but boy i dont like they stuck with the no nose thing hgdbjf. this movie has NOSES! her previous design didnt cause. that was the style #THO ALSO. sometimes promo art doesnt actually look like the character. we shall see. #okay im gonna go eat. this was pressingly delivered to me. fdfhjbgjd

[themortalityofundyingstars]

HIIIIII WHAT DOES SABRE LOOK LIKE

I WANNA KNOW HEHEHEHE

HONESTLY WHAT DOES THE PRINCESS LOOK LIKE TOO

I'm too gay for this 💀

HELLO THERE I HAVE COME TO FULFILL YOUR WISHES

SO SABRE

she is like 5'6" and has like ok so yk how people have blonde hair but like its darker at the roots naturally?? its that color. and she has it cut (with a dagger so that shits UNEVEN but honestly it makes her cooler) right below her ears with slightlt shorter pieces in front (mostlt cause she held it out in front of her face and sliced and thats what happened) BUT before she left the castle, it was shoulder length and even and she had curtain (ish not really) bangs and she used rollers to curl it so the castle people wouldnt think shes gross and lowly

shes got hazel eyes but since shes outside sm they look greener than they really are. she was also cursed to have really short eyelashes. not that she cares really but thought id mention it

she also usually has bandages around her wrists/forearms/thumb cause rapid sword movements has given her wrist problems (she wouldnt ever dare say it aloud though) she just says its to look cooler (it works)

clothes wise, she wears brown pants that stop a little under her knees (theyre too small for her) a white flowy ish shirt (its too big for her) and a vest?? corset?? thing?? idk how to describe it but its not quite a vest cause it works like a corset (w/o breathing problems it just looks like that) and its not quite a corset cause it has sleeves?? not sleeves but the two things on top to make sure it dont fall off, but either way its a v neck and her flowy, pirate-esque shirt can be seen

for shoes its brown boots shes had since she was 13, kinda (very) beat up and theyre lace up boots with a harder toe, not quite steel toe cause i dont think that exists (ignoring how its my world and i can do what I want)

she usually has her nails painted, courtesy of her grandma cause its really the only thing keeping her sane, although she only lets her put darker or desaturated colors on her

she also has rbf and a really "im gonna make you uncomfortable" stare that well, makes people uncomfortable i suppose

she fidgets a lot with her dagger, like spinning it and messing with the hilt

i think thats all ive got for now but ill do the princess later (like soon later not like in a few hours) cause my thumb hurts and i might be hungry

lmao i hope this fuels your gayness

#sorry but my moms giving my dog a bath cause he rolled in cow shit or smth but shes just talking to him about how disgusting he is #grammarly keeps trying to correct me but im not going for grammar im going for infodump #and idk how to disable it #ToT #tbh im coming up w this on the spot #debating getting breakfast or describing the princess #well its 12 so lunch ig #sapphic #swords #original character #character design #my ocs #love my moots #love raine #they are obsessed w sabre and i shall deliver #to be fair she is awesome and swordsy #chase rambles on for eternity

[cuddles-edits]

Naoto Shirogane from Persona 4

Transfeminine Pride Icons

Requested by Anonymous

Please like or reblog if using. Credit not required but is appreciated.

No Discourse Please

#Naoto Shirogane #Persona #Persona 4 #Megami Tensei #Shin Megami Tensei #Trans Pride #Transfeminine Pride #Pride Icons #My Icons #Request #ngl this icon set kinda feels like I'm poking a sleeping bear #but it's what anon wanted so i shall deliver

[headless-horsegirl]

there's an alternate ending to Vertigo where Midge does not disappear, she stays by his side and they get drinks together at the end of the movie, showing that even after all that happened she won't abandon him.

as far as i remember hitchcock did not want to have that tag ending (see Vertigo: The making of a Hitchcock classic by Dan Auiler, p.130, very interesting read) and only included it in the filming process cause some higher up wanted it, he ultimately (in the us) released his version. it would be a cool parallel to now have that be included (buck stays by eddie, from what they said about eddie feeling like he has nobody to run to this seems unlikely but what do i know, could be eddie just running from everyone but in reality buck is still there by his side) because initially the higher ups at fox were against buddie and now the vision of tim gets fulfilled. would be a fun parallel and i am excited to see where this goes

#ask and i shall answer #so we are either gonna read this whole poster thing as buck being perfect for eddie and pining (now and or later) #or we are gonna read it as buck staying by eddies side even after he goes crazy #or we are gonna read it as buck trying to fix eddie and ultimately walking away from him because he cannot help him #or we are gonna read it as buck delivering an emotional shock to get eddie out of his situation #no matter how that might go #i mean #i think we all know what the ultimate emotional shock would be #but i dont think they will go there #i am so excited to see how this goes #buddie #911 abc #eddie diaz #evan buckley #vertigo

[clitoris-maximus]

found you through insta & your art is very cool :] if you're open to oc requests would you consider my pathetic boy eda

i love your guy. the design is immaculate :3 drawing this guy was like giving the bones in my hands a lil treat. ive been into painting recently so i hope you don't mind that it's different from my regular style. also couldnt help but notice his similarity to another character i like so

and lastly THANK YOU!!!

#tgis was fun #ask and you shall receive #request #i love the way his mouth is #like 3: #what a cutie #2 weeks late but still delivered 🥳 #seriously though i hate apologizing so much but SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG 😭😭 #thank you for waiting #and sharing this guy #tf #tf oc #eda of unicron #kanaya maryam #transformers oc #edit: guess what. forgot my freaken tag again #con art