#so i didn't

[blaithnne]

Ludwig Von Druska has been head of SHUSH for as long as anyone can remember, though no one is entirely sure what he does. He always seems busy - recruiting new members, tinkering with complicated looking gadgets, or playing with his rubix cube, but no ones ever quite sure what his long term goals are. Some say he's directionless, while others say he's playing a game far too long and complex for anyone else to understand...

Meet the Cast!

╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆

→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Goldie O'Gilt → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (pre-caseflies) → LÙ Huifen (post-casefiles)

╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆

→ Lucrais NicRiada

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#ducktales #ducktales human au #ludwig von drake #ludwig von druska #i could've gone with von drak for the surname but #it was so similar it felt uncanny #so i didn't #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #au #ducktales au

[introspectivememories]

obsessed with the idea of timbern baby. like it starts in the cult and bear finds this kid, literal child, in the cult and y'know he may be a depressed and suicidal bastard but he's not so far gone that he's just gonna ignore a literal child (let's call him luka) in the pain cult. and bear's been rising through the ranks, so he smuggles luka out and tells (read: lectures) him to stay out. except this is the first time anyone's ever really cared about luka, so luka just latches onto bear.

eventually bear starts letting luka stay over at his apartment bc whoever was taking care of the luka before clearly doesn't care if he was left unsupervised enough to join a pain cult. so it becomes this kind of family unit. bear wakes up, wakes luka up, drops luka off at school, then goes to class, comes home and makes some food so luka has smth to eat after school, fucks around with the cult for a few hours, and then goes home and tries to avoid luka's concerned glances. wash, rinse, repeat.

and this is going well for a good few years and then senior year of college, everything goes into overdrive. bear who has risen through the ranks of the cult has been chosen for the sacrifice and yeah, luka will be sad when he dies or whatever but he's got money set aside for luka. luka can live on without him.

and then tim comes back into his life. tim drake from high school. his tim drake. darla's tim drake. their tim drake. who likes skateboarding and photography and is maybe a little too serious about mario kart. tim drake comes back and for a brief, weightless, moment, bear thinks he can do this. he can do this life thing and want to live. he can take care of luka and watch him graduate and be friends with tim again. he can stop blowing off the people at school who want to be friends with him. he can live again.

and then, like he does with everything, he ruins it. luka sees him off on the night of his "not-date" with tim drake with a teasing shout of "don't put out on the first date dad!" bear whacks him upside the head. the not-date goes really well right up until the fucking cult kidnaps him and preps him over the course of the next few days for the sacrifice. as he greets the pain like an old friend, all he thinks in between the haze of getting whipped is that luka must be going out of his mind with worry. and then they have him strapped to the altar and he lets the wine they're practically waterboarding him with take him away. his leader raises the knife and bear relaxes. this is where he was always meant to be. he has no other purpose than to be the vessel. it's not like he meant much anyway.

and then, robin is bursting onto the scene and punching the leaders in the face and somewhere in between kicking ass and taking names, bear realizes he wants to live. like for real, for real. he wants to wake up tomorrow. he doesn't actively want to die. he wants to see luka walk the stage at his high school graduation. he wants to hear tim drake laugh one more time. so he lets robin save him and then goes home and lets luka sob and fuss over him as bear promises to be a better parent.

and that's it he thinks. he definitely scared tim off with the whole getting kidnapped and being part of a cult thing. it's okay, he tells himself, at least you got tim back for a little while. but then tim is showing up at his door like a week later and he wants to go on a proper date?? like an actual date. bear is overjoyed but wary. tim drake is tim drake-wayne and bear is bernard dowd who has been consistently fucking up his life since his best friend got shot and died in high school. he figures that this thing between them will last maybe what, 4 months, before tim realizes he can do better.

except it lasts long than 4 months. it goes on for almost a year before bear realizes that tim is here to stay. well, fuck, now he has to tell his boyfriend that he has a kid. lord knows, luka wants to meet him too. so he texts tim one day, can we talk? and tim shows up at the cafe nervous and panicky. and bear just fucking blurts it out. i've got a kid. he says.

what? tim replies. i've got a kid. like a kid i'm raising. like a son. he says. so you're not breaking up with me? tim asks slowly. what? no! and so he explains the whole situation and tim just laughs a little hysterically and goes how does this happen twice? except now tim wants to meet his kid. so bear brings him over and to put it gently, it's a fuckin disaster. luka hates tim. tim spends the next year trying to get into luka's good graces. it only works when bear gets kidnappped for umpteenth time and tim spends the two weeks bear is missing for, taking care of luka and spending lots of his considerable fortune getting bear back.

#what even is this #im going crazy #save me timbern baby save me #for a second i was like mpreg? and then god came to me in a vision put his hand gently on my shoulder and said '...nah dont do that' #so i didn't #they are the family of all time to me #tim immediately becomes bruce and alfred's favorite cause tim is the first to give them a grandchild #dick: hey yknow me and kori have been together a long time! i should be the favorite #dami: yeah and how many proposals have you fumbled richard? #dami: marry the tamaranean and then start talking #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern

[loveology-doodles]

those pokes are moning

#first art post on this blog! pmd/pkmn fandom please don't smite me i've played like 2 pmd games #very experimental w/ this one bc my style has been making me angry and i think i realized it was the having to do clean lineart part #so i didn't #bees art #queue #art #digital art #digital artist #artists on tumblr #procreate #pokemon #pkmn #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #pmd oc #pmd ocs #i guess??? #i just came up with them they aren't really ocs #skitty #teddiursa

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizon zero dawn | talanah 3/?

#horizon zero dawn #hzd #talanah #talanah tuesday #i love that i captured her looking up like this (she's looking at glinthawks) #i wanted to make a caption about 'turn your face to the sun' or something buuuuuut i associate that with helis and death #so i didn't #carja experts feel free to tell me what i should have captioned it lol #talanah khane padish #the sunhawk #hzd npcs #hzd talanah #hzd pc #chromatichorizon

[would-hannibal-eat-them]

Would Hannibal eat that cringy OC you made when you were 12?

#hannibal #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #oc #original characters #didn't know what kind of image to put for this #so I didn't

[thespiritlessghost]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

let’s ignore that I forgot to do something for aren

#saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k. #tdlosk #shun kaidou #HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHUN #I love him so much #I was going to finish this last night #but i’m lazy #so i didn't #ANYWAY #everyone say happy birthday #he’s my son

[dead-pidoves-dirt-takes]

I’m like… idk, confused (?) by that waituntilwinterr person’s take. Because my understanding of it is that they’re claiming, “harassment is wrong, but so is having positive feelings about bad things and then writing about those positive feelings. Therefore, the most moral and productive thing to do is to sit around seething and fuming that other people are enjoying fictionalized versions of things we all know are reprehensible in real life.”

Which just seems odd to me, in a way I can’t articulate. According to them, positive feelings about fictional versions of what would be bad irl is immoral, but that immorality… what? Just has to go unaddressed? It’s not like anyone can go into other’s minds and tinker around to replace the badwrong thoughts with good ones.

Like, why bother with the thoughtcrime nonsense if there’s no thought-law-enforcement or whatever? See, I just go towards “thoughtcrime isn’t real but that doesn’t mean all thoughts are conducive to healthy living” as opposed to “actually if you don’t feel the same way I do about this topic then there’s something broken in your moral compass”

I'm not really sure as to what they're possibly thinking, but the way I had interpreted it was "you're a filthy sex pervert, I don't respect you, but I also believe that you shouldn't be harassed" and that's why I chose not to engage any further than the question "are you okay with harassment" and the sly "the people you decided to engage with, don't disagree with you on the sentiment that children should not have to face being sexualized" (I could have went harder and said to not willfully misrepresent them. but eh)

From the way I see it, they want a valid reason to call other people who don't have the same squicks as them, hurtful names. (which is a bad look for them) But don't actually think the people doing things they disapprove of, is THAT harmful. And that's the thing I truly care about. Is whether or not they are trying to justify the action of harassment.

They can think whatever they like about me, I don't necessarily care about what a reactionary has to say about people who don't follow their ideologies. And I don't care enough right now to try and argue to change that opinion.

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#mod twig 🍂 #discourse #proship #keep in mind it hasn't always been like this #I've definitely fallen victim to wasting hours #arguing with somebody who wasn't arguing in good faith #sometimes it's not about them #but about the people around #but today I did not have it in me to genuinely engage #or create an intelligent argument #so I didn't

[spinnincircus]

hear me out!! Donnie and Y/N (if you want just Donnie thats fine) making an upgrade on S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N

ya'll remember those shelldon roombas?

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rottmnt fanart #tmnt fanart #rottmnt donnie #rise donnie #my art #rottmnt requests #request #instantly reminded me of those roombas with knives taped to them #i folded and didn't end up drawing the exact request #i apologize but hope you like it regardless #didn't know how to draw a hand that would make sense #so i didn't

[biperhart]

Jasper: Henry kissed me!

Piper: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Jasper: It was unbelievable!

Piper: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Charlotte: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Piper, get the wine and unplug the phone. Jasper, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Jasper: Oh, it ended very well.

Piper: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Charlotte: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Jasper: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Charlotte: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?

Jasper: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Piper and Charlotte: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Henry eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Ray: Tongue?

Henry: Yeah.

Ray: Cool.

#Henry danger #incorrect quotes #hensper #Henry hart #Jasper Dunlop #piper hart #Ray manchester #Charlotte page Bolton #up the queuebe #friends #source: friends #there wasn't enough ppl for the end lmao so I made ray sat both lines #tbh I could've added schwoz but like #I just didn't want to #so I didn't #deal with it.

[dollsahoy]

randomly think about all the ways, in retrospect, firsthusband tried to manipulate me (with what I now know would include negging, although I'm not sure if that concept was so concretely defined in the 90s)

and it just

didn't work on me

because of all the social cue obliviousness, and then when he'd say things to try to subtly tear me down, I'd just laugh them off because I knew they were wrong/misguided/uninformed so it made me think he just didn't know what he was talking about

of course, this also meant I missed years and years of red flags, to the point where he finally gave up on me and left me for someone who, I fear, may have been easier to manipulate (or maybe didn't need to be manipulated into being What He Really Wanted. not my concern.)

#she did send me a rambling letter apologizing for ~stealing~ him from me #i didn't respond because all i could think of to say was stuff like #'he's an adult human making his own decisions not a thing that could be stolen' #and 'now you get to live with wondering if he'll get tired of you eventually too' #but i realized those were cruel things to say #so i didn't

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

The lady at the pharmacy complimented my coat 🙈

#she handed me my prescription and then said 'and your coat is magnificent' #and i was like 'agh thank you 🙈' #i was about to say i got it in a vintage shop in paris but like. what help is that to anyone 🤡 #so i didn't #roacc

[campingwiththecharmings]

these bitches that call you when you send them an email like ad;ksdf;ldkfg diaf plskthx

#if i wanted to talk to you on the phone /i/ would have called /you/ #but i don't #so i didn't #so leave me tf alone lmao #ignore me

[ladamedemartel]

@lordofthestrix sent🍸 for a moodboard of our muses

#i wanted to add a quote #but it wouldn't let me center it #so i didn't #also #don't ask me what the difference is between a moodboard and an aesthetic #you'll be getting one of those later today since you decided to send all the symbols lol #lordofthestrix #;;mine

[tuva-404]

Welcome, [Lauren]!

What are you-?

Picture I did awhile back on my computer! Based on LaurenZside's Subliminal video.

#i had to draw this with my mouse #laurenzside #I am shit at backrounds #they take too long #I was originally going to have an exit sign on there too but I was drawing with my mouse #and was like “noo too hard :.c” #so I didn't #queued post #it's too early for this

[mrbrainrot]

sometimes i feel just like laika on her cursed one-way trip

she fell straight to the moon on her love-made rocket ship

her last words were these, all alone in outer space:

"i never knew the moon would be the last ball i'd chase"

#poem #poetry #laika #space dog #space #couplets #i debated making this a limerick #but i don't know that many rhymes #the last line would prolly be #“and now her brothers howl at her and they yip” #but that's mid #so i didn't #i just like the idea that dogs are howling at laika #not the moon

[suns64]

Meggy Spletzer

Transparent version in Read More.

#SMG4 #meggy spletzer #art #fanart #drawing #She's so cool #I don't like drawing her beanie #so I didn't