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feasibilities · 1 year

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Tenoch Huerta as Comandante Benjamin in Bel Canto (2018), dir. Paul Weitz

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margariemargarita · 6 months

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flirting 101 with gale of waterdeep

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brother-emperors · 6 months

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revisiting crassus, clodius, and the bona dea scandal! but this time with a new composition and a limited color palette

originally when I drew the first version of this idea, it was back when I thought that crassus would be a week long fixation at most (lmao), and instead he just. took up permanent residence in my mind. it seemed like a fun thing to go back to an earlier idea and see what changed now that I've spent a lot more time with everyone involved in this era!

also the way these two interlocked politically. I am. biting into it.

The Defeat of Rome: Crassus, Carrhae and the Invasion of the East, Gareth C. Sampson

Crassus: the First Tycoon, Peter Stothard

Crassus: A Political Biography, B. A. Marshall

Crassus, Clodius, and Curio in the Year 59 B.C., Robert J Rowland, Jr.

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost

#for example. i even know who catulus and caelius are now. i did Not know who the fuck they were when i drew the original one #now im like. wow. those sure were some allegations. goddamn #i forgot that ive drawn crassus and clodius fucking before. i'll revisit that someday. ANYWAY. time for some organizational tags #marcus licinius crassus #publius clodius pulcher #roman republic tag #do i. have a tag for the bona dea scandal. i should #drawing tag #ALSO the first tycoon book. it's not a good reference point. i disagree with uhhh like a good third of it. BUT it is an EXTREMELY sexy #read. i would love an HBO show using this book as a point of inspiration. im not kidding. id watch it so fast #i was reading something that implied clodius role in the bona dea scandal was actually partially crassus' machinations #to undermine both caesar AND pompey. and once i finish digesting THAT thought. i will. draw a comic probably

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serensophie · 1 month

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Dare to walk on the wild side? I'll meet you there.😈🍑❤️‍🔥

#beauty #sexy pose #beautiful women #big bootie #blond girl #big round butt #gorgeous #so hot 🔥🔥🔥#sexy tease #sexy titts #so hot and sexy #curvy goddess #goddess #goddamn #spicy content #spicy pics #spicy creator #big tiddy gf

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multifandom--mess · 9 days

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big boobs?? 🤨 umm chile anyways, so--

#on a sidenote he just looks so goddamn sexy here like jeeeshhh #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #hannibal shitpost #meme

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wickedval · 2 months

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christiecandor · 5 months

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Literally what I did today. 😅 Happy Ricksgiving!

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feasibilities · 1 year

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Tenoch Huerta as Ricardo Sr. in Stand Clear of the Closing Doors (2013)

#happy birthday love #tenoch huerta #so goddamn sexy #film #independent film #2013 #stand clear of the closing doors #mexico #actor #love #aesthetic #photoset #poc in film #wakanda forever #tenoch #papi #namor

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lotus-pear · 6 months

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE!!

Imagine being 17 that’s so cringe /j

Anyway here’s ur present from me

OH MY GOD HELP HOLD ON FUCKING GOD I WHAT OMG I CANT WHAT SUMIIIIIII⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

THIS FIXED MY MARRIAGE CURED MY DEPRESSION GAVE ME STRAIGHT A’S WATERED MY CROPS BECAME MY THERAPIST TOOK ME BY THE HAND SHOWED ME THE LIGHT INVENTED HAPPINESS BECAME THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF GORGEOUS ASCENDED TO THE HEAVENS INVENTED NEW COLORS BECAME MY WILL TO LIVE MY SOLE GUIDE IN LIFE

BRO IS SO BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME, PRETTY, ELEGANT, BREATHTAKING, GORGEOUS, ATTRACTIVE, CHARMING, HEAVENLY, STUNNING, EXQUISITE, CUTIEFUL, MAGNIFICENT, DIVINE, ALLURING, PLEASING, LOVELY, DELIGHTFUL, APPEALING, ENGAGING, WINSOME, RAVISHING, GORGEOUS, GLAMOROUS, IRRESISTIBLE, BEWITCHING, BEGUILING, GRACEFUL, AESTHETIC, HOT, SEDUCTIVE, FOXY, DIVINE, BEDDABLE, DAZZLING, FINE, GOOD LOOKING, GRACEFUL, GRAND, SPLENDID, SUPERB, WONDERFUL, SUBLIME, STATUESQUE, RAVISHING, RADIANT, IDEAL, ENTICING, CLASSY, ADMIRABLE, FANCY, ANGELIC, BEAUTEOUS, LUSCIOUS, FETCHING, ADORING, ADORABLE, SKRUNKLY, EMBELLISHING, FLAWLESS, PERFECT, PERSONABLE, DESIRABLE, SEDUCTIVE, SNAZZY, STRIKING, SHOW STOPPING, GLOSSY, EYE CATCHING, PRIME, TOP NOTCH, SENSATIONAL, PREMIUM, TEMPTING, MAGNETIC, CAPTIVATING, PREPOSSESSING, BRIGHT, LUMINOUS, CURVACEOUS, DOLL LIKE, TANTALIZING, FLAMBOYANT, GLORIOUS, SPECTACULAR, FANTASTIC, DANDY, JAW DROPPING, RAPTUROUS, BLISSFUL, SUMPTUOUS, LUXURIOUS, PALATIAL, SWANKY-

#HOW THE FUCK IS UR ART STYLE SO GODDAMN SEXY HOW DO YOU DO IT I AM GRABBING U AND SHAKING U IM IM IM IM IM IM #AAAAAUUGGGGH SCREAMING SOBBING THROWING UP HE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU #PRINTING THIS OUT AND FRAMING IT ON MY NIGHT STAND. GENTLY STROKING IT AND PRESSING A KISS TO THE GLASS BEFORE SETTING IT BACK ON THE TABLE #SUMI IM SO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭THANK U IM LIKE FOREVER IN UR DEBT #one year closer to the grave im old and crusty like u now :// ugh #we can be old fossils together bestie🫶🏼#lotus’s asks

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xxanaduwrites · 7 months

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babes looks so snuggly in this one 🥺🥹🧸

i could deadass write a whole fic centered around this one piece of captured glory.

#austin butler #austin butler fandom #austin butler fans #austin butler is so goddamn fine #snuggly little aussie poo so cute #i just want to give him a hug #also the peak a boo of the chest with the unbuttoned shirt is so sexy gn #austin butler fanfiction #austin butler fanfic #fanfic #fanfiction #austin butler x reader

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pheoflame · 8 months

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The only thing I wanna talk about all day is just HOW beautiful this man is. 😫🤌🤌🤌

#my adventures with superman #maws #superman #clark kent #HE IS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL GID #GOD #I SWEAR I WAS SIMPING FOR HIM EVERY FUCKING EPISODE THIS DUDE IS SO GODDAMN PRETTY HELLO #lois you lucky woman #man his face is like build by the most sexy ass looking gods in the whole universe i mean HE S kinda like a god I MEEAAANN #i mean what i mean #clark kent is a sexy mf

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that-strange-artist · 30 days

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Why is it always boobs that get the most interest???

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finnpeach · 6 months

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all I’m asking is for one of you bitches to write a best selling novel with enough cold/sneeze scenes for it to be horny and sexy to this community but wouldn’t make a vanilla suspicious. oh and i want it to be fantasy and a love triangle thank youuuuuuu

#anyways I’m ab to read the second book of th/rone of glass and there better be a cold scene #like the most whump I got was SPOILERS!!!! SPOILERS SPOILERS GUYS!!! was her throwing up bc she got her period and then when she got her #goddamn body thrown around like a rag doll and chaol said get up ❤️🫶❤️❤️❤️❤️ AAAAH RAAAAGGGHH RAAAH RAHH AHRAAAA BARK BARK BARK #Tbh. I thought cain was a love interest there and then we wasn’t and I’m disappointed #bc CAIN WAS SEXY!!!!!!!!!#and celeana is just like. blonde hair blue eyes whatever and Chaol has “chestnut” hair (whatever the fuck that means). like so they’re #basically the same character idk i hate when book characters aren’t like “light hair dark hair” yknow what I mean #like if chaol had black hair. BARK!#anyway that’s my rant.#so can you guys get to writing please and thank you #Oh yeah I wanna finish my Achilles and Patroclus fic I KNOW!!! I KNOW I ALWAYS SAY THAT!#it’s still there

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yarpharp · 6 months

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hey im back again barely a few days later and like.... okay so Astarion is Fucked Up™. But also, to be further Fucked Up (depending on whether you want this to be official canon or just leave it as old content Larian left out) Astarion was a fucking MAGISTRATE of Baldur's Gate pre-vampirism?

Depending on how you want to interpret this, that can mean a number of things. One: He was the equivalent of a sitting judge in Baldur's Gate courts. Astarion was an elf of 39 WITH THE POLITICAL AND JUDICIAL HEFT OF THE CITY AT HIS NIMBLE FINGERTIPS. Two: He was the equivalent of a prosecutor in Baldur's Gate courts. That means he was 39 and a goddamn lawyer. Three: He was the equivalent of a specialized judge, a "judge of inquiry." Four: He was a state/city-appointed official that handled population information, public registers, and acted as a public notary.

Either way, it's hard to listen to this possible-backstory of his life pre-turning and not go "Cazador..... You are a disgusting piece of shit. Absolutely vile. But also..... you turned a perfectly smart and possibly very able-bodied city official with political power into a goddamn enslaved prostitute? Other than the fact you are clearly a sick son of a bitch, you are also an fucking moron for letting that kind of talent rot."

I mean, Astarion as you meet him is not stupid. He's honestly worryingly smart and perceptive (generally, if the dice rolls are kind), and his ability to hoodwink people into thinking he's just some shallow vapid bloodsucker is quite the intricate little disguise. It's been his defense mechanism for over 200 years, but it might also hint at the fact he's generally quite good at running verbal circles around people. It deeply upsets me to think this elf had a very impressive career for an elf of 39 (not even out of immaturity by elven standards! Not even 100! He still had his elf baby name!) and was debased so fucking horribly. And sure, there's some other content attached to this possible-backstory. Hints that he was a "morally-questionable" magistrate, willing to take bribes or look the other way in some cases. But that doesn't mean he didn't have to learn ALL OF THE LAW required to have his city-appointed station, ALL OF THE EDUCATION. The man had to have been from a reasonably reputable background to even afford that kind of education. Higher class, certainly. The way he speaks is enough of an indication.

Idk i'm ranting. Lowkey more reasons to slaughter Cazador; fucker ruined the life of a goddamn Magistrate elf who was insanely young to have such a high position in city government. (if you vibe with that discarded canon. I personally think it fits him well and just lump it in anyway)

#astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #goddamn he was a fucking LAWYER #this just bothers me so much #he's not just a sexy elf this man once passed the equivalent of the Bar exam #do you know what kind of hell pre-law is?#I'm angry on Astarion's behalf

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xbloodjunkie · 1 year

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Sam “we have guns and we’ll find you” Winchester wasn’t lying, he did in fact find and shoot god.

#it was so goddamn sexy of him #I’ll never shut up about ‘hey chuck’ *attempts to shoot god in the chest’#sammy #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #txt #KJ speaks #spn quotes #winchesters

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 10 months

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Vincent Price - The Last Man On Earth (1964) dir. Sydney Salkow

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