#snakes on a plane quote

[harveyb-wabbit92]

I have had it with these motherf*cking Joltiks on this motherf*cking train!

Subway boss Ingo after being swept up by a tidal wave of Joltiks!

#s: snakes on a plane #pokemon incorrect quotes #submas #subway boss ingo #Yeah Ingo only cusses when he's verrrry mad! #Emmet's Joltik addiction strikes again

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

[GROWING SIGN@L - Platinum MASK]

Kyoji (intoxicated): I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING CASTLE! EVERYBODY STRAP IN!

Kyoji (prepares a spiked mace): I'm about to open some fucking windows.

#source: snakes on a plane #kyoji takajo #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes #parental advisory

[pinesfamilyguidetotheweird]

Stan Pines Headcanons Part 01

A Tight Squeeze

No doubt that he has some level of claustrophobia after being trapped in a trunk. I wanna say it was from an artsymeeshee post where a fic idea (a fic idea I still have and is still 95% finished…) that dives deeper into Stan’s quote of ‘chewing out of the trunk of a car’. When trapped in said trunk, the car it was attached to was pushed into a bog or something to sink (from I think Zeragii’s fic on AO3). With Stan in it.

Bi the Way

Because why the heck not? And, yes, I do think he dated Jimmy Snakes for a short while. Even so, Stan leans more towards women.

Hablo Español

I think it is canon that he knows some Spanish (The Last Mabelcorn). I do believe that he’s actually quite fluent in Spanish, something he picked up while in Colombian prison. Speaking of, it is said that he was imprisoned in three different countries. I’d take the guess that Colombia was one of them. As for the other two…still thinking on that, though I’d imagine the countries aren’t too far from the USA because I can’t imagine Stan being able to take a plane to, say, England. After some consideration, I think that the other two countries he was arrested in were Canada and Brazil. He knows some French and an exceptional bit of Portugal.

For Protection

Those ten guns he has? They’re for protecting himself (plus his family) from not only people from Stan’s past, but also from any aggressive anomalies that call Gravity Falls home. Or really anyone/anything else he deems as a threat to his family.

Love at First Sight

Stan claims that he’s not a fan of kids. He even wanted nothing to do with his nephew when he was born because he was all snotty and drooly. However, when Dipper and Mabel were born, it was like a switch was flipped and Stan adored the twin babies.

A Froggy Dream

Stan once had an occurring dream that he was the owner of some wax museum, which actually inspired him to get (steal) those cursed wax figures. The oddest part about the dream was that he was a frog instead of a human. And he swore that Soos was in it too.

Still Got It

He started going back to keeping in boxing shape some time after the twins were born.

Second Thoughts

There had been maaany times during those 30 years that Stan wondered if his brother was even still alive and if all this work was worth it.

Somewhat Sentimental

Similar to how Mabel has a section in her scrapbook of failed romance, Stan has a booklet that contains his own failed love life. Of the known partners he had, they were: Carla McCorkle, Jimmy Snakes, Marilyn Rosenstein, and Lazy Susan. There was probably more he tried to sweet talk over the years, but never panned out. Heck, Darlene the Spider Woman is probably in the book too. Also, I find it funny how three of the six known lovers are magical in some way (Jimmy is basically Ghost Rider, Marilyn Eda is a witch, and Darlene is...I guess a Jorogumo)

Former Biker

Pretty much a scrapped idea that is now in headcanon land, that Stan was part of a biker gang at one point, which was how he knew Jimmy Snakes, who was the biker leader. He still has his helmet and leather jacket. I wonder if he still knows how to drive a motorcycle.

#gravity falls #stanley pines #grunkle stan #stan pines #gravity falls headcanons

[telleroftime]

Okay so I'm just spitballing here for a sec but

I was listening to In the Dark of the Night from Anastasia and it got me thinking about a scenario where the reader is some kind of magical entity, born with powers or gifted them, either way, Bowser wants you. His initial plan being to kill you and steal your magic. And of course you're used to being chased by others but Bowser is just beyond terrifying.

Something something he can't bring himself to kill you and come to find out from Kamek later he's trapped under some kind of curse that's forcing him to crave ultimate power. And then you get to help break it.

Music truly does the best for my creativity cause now I'm imagining Bowser singing In the Dark of the Night with his soldiers as the backup singers-

Something about "In the dark of the night she'll (they'll) be mine" get my gears turning.

Oh my gosh wait because I can build on top of that!

So, not only is Reader wanted by Bowser, but there's an even larger power above them. Kinda like Hawkmoth and all the villains he makes just to get the miraculous. Just an evil power that's kind of on the same plane of existence as Reader that - where Reader spreads good - they spread evil and Bowser just gets caught in the crossfire of it all. Well, less crossfire and more like the entity sees Bowser as a good source of negative energy and kinda uses him to spread fear and stuff.

And then news of Reader reach Bowser and his craving for power kinda gets worse. He himself seeks them out and gets more desperate with every passing day.

And just imagine Bowser and Reader trapped somewhere where they need to work together, but Reader is just terrified and Bowser is still trying to capture them, but in that moment he also has this small moment of clarity. Where he knows there's something above him. Like Garmadon from Lego Ninjago being evil not because he wanted to be but because of that snake venom coursing through him. (Dragging all the fandoms into this post).

So it's kind of an uphill battle for both Reader and Bowser as they try and break Bowser from the hold of this higher evil whilst at the same time Reader needs to avoid Bowser's tyranny and thirst for power.

And for the sake of it - you mentioned "In The Dark of the Night" and my mind went to straight to Jonathan Young's cover of it. That much more metal theme to it that would fit Bowser so well. Then again, I'm also biased towards his covers since they're all rock and metal covers of songs.

Oh, and quotes like 'Come my minions fly for your Master, let your evil shine' could be both Bowser and whatever is making him evil kinda echo through.

'My curse made each of them pay'

And if you wanna overlay songs, once again I'm gonna mention Jonathan Young's covers. His rendition of "Phantom of the Opera". It'd fit perfectly. Honestly. It has that clash of vocals almost, with Young having this deep and raspy voice, and then Reese has this typical opera, smooth voice. I'm totally not biased. Totally. Okay, I'm biased. It's the typical metal style. Drums and electric guitar and stuff that fits Bowser so well.

But yes! That's my input. I love this idea so much. Time to add it to my list of maladaptive daydreams to, well, daydream later.

#toonce responses #bowser #bowser x reader #super mario #redaskeded

[kenneth-the-mudmander]

Willow gang road trip

In this Au, Willow adopted Elora and Madmartigan is her godfather. But because of a tiff between the two, she hasnt seen him or his family almost her whole life.

Until! She meets up with Kit at College and after a series of wild stories, they become super close friends. At which point they realize they are sort of sisters. They devise a plan to Parent Trap their parents. It works! Sorsha and Mads and Willow all hug and make up and everything is right in the world.

Which leads us to the Road Trip™!

The group finds out about this really cool party thats going to take place up in Washington in the woods. (Something similar to burning man.) And not wanting to waste money on plane tickets, they decide to borrow Willow's RV and drive the whole way. (Im imagining the start out near Virginia? Maybe they are DC kids, I dunno. Im from Missouri. Anyways...)

Which now leads us to roles!

Graydon is, of course, the main driver. He takes turns with Boorman and Scorpia, but everyone knows he drives the best so they let him do it. (This does mean he misses out on most shenanigans and games that happen in the RV.) He brought his pet salamander, Kenneth, who sits up front with him. But sometimes he runs around and gets into mischief.

Boorman and Scorpia are the quote on quote "adults" of the group. But they keep trying to make detours. "Whats the point of a road trip if you dont stop to see things?" They will both argue. To be fair, they somehow always find the coolest side of the road attractions.

Kit and Jade are NAUSEATINGLY in love. They had finally confessed their feelings for each other and not its everyones problem. (No one actually minds, they just like to tease the new love birds.)

Elora and Graydon are in advanced courses, even tho its summer break. And spend a lot of time studying together. They are both taking one of Willow's college courses and thats how they met. (Willow is also a college professor, I should mention.) They dont know their in love with each other yet. And find lots of awkward ways to avoid each other. Elora sticking with her studying and Graydon focusing on driving. And if he accidentally swerves too hard because he accidentally drifted into the shoulder because he was staring at Elora in the rear view mirror. Well, no one has to know. He was avoiding hitting a squirrel or a snake. Boorman figures out whats up after the 3rd so called "snake".

Anyways! This is an idea for a fic I have! I think a roadtrip has a lot of potential for some cool scenes. But, what do yall think? Would you read this? Also, if I wrote it, should I also include the backstory part? Like, include how they all met? Maybe a two part fic series?

#willow 2022 #tanthamore #graylora #rouguereaver #willow disney+ #willow fanfic

[you-aremy-sunshine]

#5 - i hate your big dumb combat boots - b.b.

summary: you have met this man once in your life, at a bar after you passed out. and the second time you meet him it definitely is less pleasant. thankfully you never ever have to see him again. except now you are forced on a plane with him to the mediterranean because the tickets are non-refundable. fuck this.

pairing: bucky barnes x reader

word count: 1.3k

a/n: oh my lord. guys i am so sorry. everything just like slipped my mind. anyways enjoy!! join my taglist!

you got up from the breakfast table, “i’m gonna go change,” you angled your head towards the door of the bedroom, “also, bucky i have some activities planned for today, so you should too.”

he nodded, picking up his plate and utensils.

four bikini options were laid out in front of you. what am i going to wear? subconsiously, you wanted to look good for bucky, or any other hot guy that happened to pass by you. but mostly bucky.

your options consisted of the floral bikini you wore last time, a lavender colored one, a sage green bralette bikini, and a light blue triangle bikini with a tropical flower.

you chose the lavender triangle bikini, it fit pretty similar to the floral one. you felt confident in how you looked, your hair still a bit messy from sleep. you slashed some tap water on it and ran your fingers through it. on top of your bathing suit you threw on a cute little linen white skirt and a flowy tank. a bit of your mid section showed, enough to induce looks but still look casual.

you quickly did a light bit of beach makeup, sprayed a bit of perfume, grabbed your beach towel and got out of the room.

“bucky, the room’s free,” you called out, preoccupied with vila, kaiya and sol’s texts.

“yeah, ok.” he replied, drying off the last of the dishes.

you packed a bag for the both of you. towels, sunscreen, water, snacks and extra clothes were what was shoved into an insanely small beach bag.

“bucky, i need an extra change of clothes for you,” you called out to the room, “we’re probably gonna get dirty.”

he grunted in reply, walking out of the door in a matter of minutes. he sported a fitted black tee with those short ass swim trunks. you know the ones that show off a guy’s whole leg. the shorts displayed his muscular thighs, along with a tattoo of a snake biting a butterfly. he threw a ratty gray-blue towel over his sholder.

how come you never noticed this tattoo?

now at this point it was becoming noticeable to him that you were inspecting him, maybe even checking him out.

“why are you looking at me like that,” he turned to face you.

“i don’t know, i just never noticed your tattoos.” you glance shifted from his eyes to a new tattoo you spotted. it kind of looked like a quote, “the snake one is pretty cool.”

his face lit up, “thanks, i recently got these yin and yang koi fish on my arm.” he showed the inside of his arm. the tattoo itself was a little bit swollen and red but you probably couldn’t tell from afar.

you only had two tattoos, one emily dickinson quote on the inside of your wrist, and the second a simple line art of flowers and leaves down your spine.

“i saw another one on your other arm, what does it say?” you asked, not trying to probe.

“oh yeah! it’s an emily dickinson quote, my sister rebecca loved her poetry.” he said, a gentle smile lifting his rough features.

“no fucking way, i have an emily dickinson quote too,” you said, a bit excited that he had something in common.

“what quote is it?” he asked.

“unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.” you recited, having the line already memorized.

“that one is one of my favorites, mine is ‘dying is a wild night and a new road’” he repeated off of his arm, “i forgot it was there for the longest time.” he said this with a bittersweet expression.

“i didn’t know that you had a sister,” you replied “yeah, i don’t know, i don’t usually talk about her a lot,” he said, his features fell gracefully, “she passed in a car accident a few years back.”

you rubbed the spot where your dickinson quote was, “i’m sorry,” you said, looking up at him. his moonstone eyes shifted uncomfortably.

“yeah she was the best,” he said softly, “but, anyways let’s get going. i don’t want to be late for whatever you have planned for us.”

he passed you his towel to put in the bag, then led the two of you out the door. you had ordered an Uber, so the driver was already waiting for you when you got to the street. it was a small car, so the two of you were kind of squshed together in the backseat.

many bumps and “sorry’s” later you arrived to kythnos. lyra helped you set this up as well as a few other tourist-y things to do for the rest of the week. you paid the driver before getting out.

you both stepped out of the car and admired the view. the mediterranean was breathtaking, especially here. it was clear, yet turquoise, practically begging for you to jump in.

“scuba diving! what do you think?” you turned to bucky, asking for his opinion.

“yes, this is amazing,” he said, his sunglasses already on, “thanks.”

you led bucky down to the shore where the instructor was about to start demonstrating how to put on the gear, etc.

let's pretend for this that you n buck have scuba licenses 🙏🙏

you took your shorts off and put on the gear. you set your clothes in the bag and placed it closer to land, so the bag would not get wet.

bucky put on his scuba gear too, and followed after you.

the boat was close to shore, tied to a pole farther to the entrance to the beach. you hopped in, bucky following after you. there were already a handful of people in the boat. three sisters, you assumed, were sitting next to each other, talking animatedly amongst them. one had light brown hair, another dark brown, and the other had pink and brown hair. you could tell they were speaking spanish. next to them were an older looking couple, the man had a salt and pepper beard and the lady had red hair with streaks of gray and white peeking through. they were talking too, but a bit more calm than the three sisters. the intructor from the shore started pushing the boat, and then hopped on. the boat engine started and the instructor began to tell the group about the islands, what fish there are, all things interesting.

you gazed out onto the water, the sky was a bit dull, but you checked the weather before and it said it was going to clear up.

the first stop to the diving trip was gorgeous, the water was turquoise and so clear. there were countless fish and sea animals.

the second stop was the same, but different fish, and the water went deeper, and the water was cooler.

the final stop was insane, there were statues almost but they were 50 ft underwater.

the tour ended around 3pm, the two of you eager to eat lunch.

you ate quickly at a street food place, and then walking back to the little bungalow.

“so…” you asked, “what did you think?”

“that was perfect in everyway,” he replied, “would relive again 10/10. but, now its my turn for a surprise trip.”

“oh god,” you sighed, “what does that mean…”

“not much, just a little dinner,” the two of you reached the door, “i found it online, and it seems like its perfect.”

“okay,” you had to put a little trust in him, after all he couldn’t be awful at planning.

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hope u enjoyed! take a min to comment or reblog <3

#bucky imagine #bucky fic #bucky barnes x reader #bucky fanfic #james buchanan barnes #bucky x reader #bucky x female reader #bucky barnes enemies to lovers #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky barnes fluff #ten things i hate about you #🍯; sol writes

[cykelops]

now why is badtzmaru quoting the famous Samuel L Jackson snakes on a plane line in hello kitty island adventure

[autie-j]

One of the best examples of censorship improving a movie is how the tv version changed the "motherfucking snakes" line in Snakes on a Plane to "I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!" It's like the only thing I remember about the movie and I still quote it to this day. Does it make sense? No. Is it extremely funny? Yes

#movies #snakes on a plane #samuel l jackson

[jess-moloney]

It’s been so disappointing watching his online presence go from selfies, funny videos, days at the beach, art he’s into, loving his truck, surfing, sharing music he’s into, quotes he loves…so much. To see all that turn into business profiles for all intents and purposes to promote his music or acting is what I think’s sad. He should always promote his stuff and be proud of himself. But, he stopped being Jamie, the person and turned into Jamie, the business online.

I think the steady decline in that straight up ended around Heaven In Your Eyes. The video, the merch. So weird. The song itself strays the most from where his solo stuff began, but it’s still a good song. A song you can tell he loves. I think the promotion got seriously screwed up when he broke his bones. That seemed to sidetrack the rollout of the song and video.

The broken bones are a whole other thing. Those stories never added up. On August 23rd he said “last Friday” meaning the 15th was his fall on “tarmac”. His X-ray said the 23rd. He later said he broke other bones, he said he didn’t immediately feel what would hurt the most or get it checked out until days later. All super weird. Last we saw was Jess post a story on the sidewalk of New Orleans the 13th. His last story there was the 11th. Could falling off steps coming off a plane happen? Yeah. If it was that kind of pavement, why not specify? Why change the story? Why add details? Never made sense to me. Could’ve been that simple, could’ve been his motorcycle. Anything. At this point, unless someone asks him at a convention straight up how exactly he did it, I doubt we’re gonna get an answer. Which we don’t need, but some of us are genuinely concerned as to how that happened. I know you are too.

Sorry, this wasn’t about the fall. I just think it coincides with Heaven In Your Eyes.

As far as the pregnancy thing- unfortunately having a child isn’t the same as wanting it. I was a case of having a child to give a sibling to the accident child, so yeah. For anyone reading this- do not do that. Don’t have any kids you don’t want. Please. All Jess would have to do was get through pregnancy and not even have to do anything more than keep the child alive or immediately pawn it off on help. If she gets that desperate, I wouldn’t put anything past her.

I'm still concerned about the injuries as well. I don't like to think about it because it makes no sense. The way the story changed. The fact that Jess was at the very least "around" isn't helping. His phrasing on the post about how he "felt compelled" to share it but then not explain how it happened? If it was a simple accident like a trip and fall or he got in a minor bike accident or something of that nature then why not just say that? Why leave a bunch of speculation around for people to question what happened and why it happened. I have broken ribs before and I'm not even ashamed to say why (I fell off a horse). It's not a nefarious reason it was an accident. I understand that Jamie wants to keep some level of privacy but sharing medical images from a medical document negates what level of privacy he wants to keep, so showing those X-rays whilst also not wanting to explain how he was injured is weird if it was just an accident.

Of course, this was followed a few months later with that promotional video for Comic Con which was heavily filtered and appeared to show bruising under his eyes. Amidst all of this, Jess gets some kind of "certification" to be a domestic violence prevention specialist as if it's some kind of alibi to cover her ass because we know she's doing fuck all with it. Everything about what's going on between Jamie and Jess seems like it's a high level of abuse and I'd say it's coming from her end since she's the one who has a long history of being a horrible manipulative snake in the grass.

If she were to get pregnant (and I don't put it past her, regardless of what she claims about not wanting kids) you are right, all she'd have to do is have the kid. She'd pawn it off on a nanny or something after, or she'd be a horrible stage mom and push the kid into modeling/acting and try to live vicariously through it. Especially if it ended up actually being Jamie's kid or she could claim that enough to get people to believe her. This woman has to know she's on her way out and how bad she looks and I would never put it past her to do something extreme to keep the only "fame" she's probably ever going to get.

#jess moloney #jamie campbell bower #jamie bower #mail

[unfortunatetheorist]

The Complete Works of Contradictory Logic in ASOUE: Volume I (Quote Debunk 10)

Part 4 - The Reptile Room S1 E4

Timestamps will from now on be in red to easily distinguish between timestamp and piece of contradictory logic. Enjoy!

03:20 - "I'd like to board in time to have a bottle of wine before lunch." (Olaf)

A whole bottle of wine?! BEFORE lunch?!

N.B. The scene at 06:33 about the vivid imagination of childhood doesn't count. I'll refer to these in future as Non-Counting Scenes, or NCS.

10:55 - "I would slap you in the throat" (Olaf)

Your rarely-washed hand is WAY too big to slap Violet in the throat, Olaf.

19:00 - "...the adults were having an adult conversation:" (Lemony)

"If we place the peaches in a line leading up to the cage, perhaps the snake will follow the trail and then we can trap it inside." - Fernald

"Do snakes eat peaches?" - Poe

"Yes!" - Fernald

Such an adult conversation.

Non-Counting Scene: 27:20 ("I am quite the expert on the snakes" vs "I myself know nothing about snakes")

33:23 - "This is a job for the police. I'll go call them, I'm sure they'll set up a roadblock, or something."

Really, Poe? A roadblock for a man going through a labyrinth in the middle of the countryside?!

41:34 - "Which of you gentlemen knows where we might charter a plane?" ¬ Quinten Quagmire

Camera: *cuts to llama*

#asoue #lemony snicket #vfd #a series of unfortunate events #snicketverse #asoue netflix #count olaf #the reptile room #the world is quiet here #the complete works of contradictory logic

[volcanicpizza]

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" sounds like the kind of caption you'd see someone come up with to slap on a random frame from a movie just because it has the title in it and post on Tumblr, then get a bunch of people responding "he never fucking said that," but it's a direct quote from the original movie.

[spirallingstarcases]

snakes on a plane was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. To quote the great roger ebert it was "a horrible experience of unbearable length." I thought it would be silly and campy (judging by the iconic cobra starship + friends song) but instead it was just really gorey and repetitive. oh wow this person is going into the underbelly of the plane!! I sure hope there won't be any SNAKES back here!!!! how is the song better than the movie. sorry to confess this in ur inbox but it haunts me

this so funny. i’ve never seen it so i can only take y’all’s words for it, and i LOVE the way you worded it so i don’t even think i need to watch it. better not be any SNAKES here oh NO 🐍 🐍 🐍

#spi.answers #anon

[honestlywhyamibackhere]

My personal favourite parts of Thor Ragnarok because I've just rewatched it and apparently the new one sucks (I haven't seen it and don't plan to):

The play at the beginning depicting Loki's death - it's just so dramatic idk it cracks me up

Des and Troy - "when you put them together, they destroy 😏" so stupid I love it

Dr Strange making Loki fall for 30 minutes - Loki gets thrown around a lot in this film and I feel like that says a lot about how people see him

The look on Loki's face when Thor and Hulk are fighting - the way the characters react and interact (poetry) in this movie are one of my fav things about it

"Another day, another Doug" - something I quote all the time but no one ever knows what I'm talking about

When Thor tells the snake story and the camera pans over to show Loki smiling to himself - literally one of my fav scenes I think about it all the time

Get help - self explanatory, peak sibling behaviour

The little birthday song that the Grand Master's orgy plane plays - I wanna find out who's idea that was because WHAT like genuinely who thought of that it's so random

Banner jumping out the plane with the intention of turn into hulk, but instead he just flops onto the bridge - the way he flops tickles my funny bone

When Valkyrie finds out Banner is Hulk - the looks on her face is priceless I love them

"what are you? Thor: god of hammers?" - Odin roasting his own son will never not be funny. Also the idea of there being an actual god of hammers amuses me

The Grand Master's funky little song that plays throughout the movie and in the credits - it brings me joy but I have no explanation as to why

Basically I just like all the silly bits

#thor ragnorak #thor #loki of asgard #marvel #this is one of my fav marvel movies

[bargainbinwizard]

Witness Roasted Me Once

I have a giant notepad document containing all of the signs Witness (the thoughtform/spirit) had sent me for the past few months. Does anybody want to see them?

He likes to speak in cryptic signs like quotes and pictures on the tumblr dashboard since he can’t just show up and talk to me in person. Witness refused to appear in my house when I’ve asked him to show me proof he’s real.

He even shat on me for using my name in a conjuration ritual for equating myself to Horaideus while trying to summon him into my house.

3/22 ‘’The One That Calls Herself a Bird’’ *drawing of a woman dressed as a bird*  (Referring to me. I really am a woman so :/ )

Horaideus is a deity that looks like a bird and I’ve called myself ‘’one of the many faces of Horaideus’’ along with me using other ‘real’ deity names to refer to Horaideus because in short words, Horaideus is all of existence, the universe and all deities.  My evocation contained references to Witness’s ‘fake’ deity that really created him and the world he lived in. Horaideus’s sacred symbols are the Ouroboros (because they are the paradoxical divine,the snake that eats its own tail,the being that created itself), snakes and birds.

This is what Witness showed me instead of appearing in my house.

3/22 The One That Calls Herself a Bird (Oof) I also received an image of angels on tumblr (Witness is an angel now)

one with a snake eating its own tail and a green bird in it. (Could either refer to Horaideus or Witness. Witness is a mass of green peacocks glued together that flies) Seen at least 2/3 snake related images the burbs (mom had just flipped the tv to watch this movie as I was doing this)

3/24 Another ouroboros a bird ouroboros A picture of snake skin in a jar

‘’Of yet unseen generosity a display 🐍’‘ (Here’s your proof of my existence and I’m gonna be kind of snappy about it, Yes it had the snake emoji too.

Bible verse: Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen.  (I don’t have to manifest in your house, just believe what I show you as a fact)

It means that most of the shit he says won’t make any sense unless you have background information and the question I’ve asked him in order to correctly interpret his cryptic signs.

I know that most people would think Witness is a thoughtform due to him being a fictional character from a book that doesn’t exist (yet) before I made it ‘canon’ that he dies and reincarnates here as a spirit/entity instead of going to the afterlife he wanted to be in. Canonly, Witness is Jewish and lived in the astral plane in the Alternate Universe version of Ancient Israel.

If I really wanted to prove to everybody whether or not Witness is a ‘real’ entity or just a thoughtform I should just summon him and ask whether or not he has any friends or family in this dimension and which deity in this world gave him a new body.  He doesn’t seem like the kind of spirit that wants to manifest though.

Thoughtforms shouldn’t have friends or family and if Witness ends up saying he lived for XXX amount of years on the Earthly plane before I knew of his existence and wrote him inside a book, that would be pretty weird. If Witness tells me he’s older than 3 months old (I made up the entity in March) and has his friends/family confirm his side of the story then it means he’s real.

IF Witness ends up being a real entity, I probably changed magical/metaphysical history. 

The problem with all of this is that if I say that my fake entity that came from a book that doesn’t yet exist is real, it would also imply that shit like Batman and Hatsune Miku are real entities too.  

Batman and Hatsune Miku aren’t real though. They may exist as people in a different dimension to ours BUT the 2 pop culture spirits in question ARE THOUGHTFORMS. NOT THE REAL CHARACTERS. YOU CANNOT SUMMON BATMAN INTO YOUR BEDROOM AND TALK TO HIM. 

#witchcraft #witch #witchy #wizard #wizardry #wizardblr #wizard community #Magic #magician #magick #spirit #Spirits #spirit work #thoughtform #servitor #witchblr #witch community

[whatsabriard]

Watch With Me: Hart to Hart 2x05

Original Airdate: December 16, 1980

Synopsis: Jennifer and Jonathan go undercover to identify a toy pla thief who has become a murderer.

Why this one?: We needed a christmas themed episode, any episode that features Drunk!Jennifer is a gem, and the idiots go undercover in the most hilarious way possible.

Favorite Quote:

Jonathan: A little too much christmas cheer? Jennifer: Well, a little too much for 11 o'clock in the morning. Jonathan: I thought that was a pretty terrific gimmick. Buy a tree and get all the grog you can drink free. Jennifer: I dunno. I still prefer my christmas cheer in front of the fireplace. After dark. Jonathan: That's why I come down the chimney every night.

YEAH HE SAID IT.

Right off the bat, I'm gonna tell you I got tired of rehashing the plot. That's boring. Instead you get my stream of consciousness which is more fun for me. Ya'll, not so much maybe. Andway, enjoy this shitpost/recap.

So the Harts are driving home with a whole ass real tree just sitting in the backseat of the Rolls. Can you imagine the sap.

Jennifer is really drunk and slurring her words. How much free grog did she drink.

Instead of going home, they go to a drive-in theater but it's not for the fun stuff, Jonathan needs to see a man about a horse...toy.

Jennifer is disappointed that they're not gonna neck. She doesn't say it but I know it.

Jonathan meets a guy who is a private investigator about toy designs that are being stolen from HARToy.

This horse isn't Randy Racehorse (WHICH IS JONATHAN'S NICKNAME CHANGE MY MIND) it's Pamela Palomino. But Kris knows it's a Breyer horse and they're all crazy.

This guy gets bit by a snake in a toy and his initial reaction is to literally say "DAMN TOYS" at the plastic snake. He dies.

I'm a fan of this outfit and of the fact that Jennifer perches on Jonathan's desk ala Phryne Fisher.

Someone is trying to drive the toy business into the ground by stealing toy designs.

VERNE AND EDNA

Edna, directly inspired by Dolly Parton

This guy's hair.

Robbie the Robot - that was an actual toy wasn't it? No, no. I'm thinking of Alphie.

There is a sound effect of the robot used in this episode and it's so annoying.

The guy with the Bozo hair says he's going to give the Harts everything they wanted for Christmas plus a little more. By that he means a modded Simon game filled with explosives. It's called Do Re Me but everyone knows it's Simon.

What the hell, Jonathan, and your christmas Ascot.

Jennifer gets bored of playing Generic Simon so she goes away, Freeway knocks the table and Generic Simon explodes with about as much firepower as a roman candle.

Like did he think that was going to kill them? what an idiot. Eric of the Bozo Hair is losing his mind.

Jonathan brings a microphone transmitter that Jennifer found in his pocket.

Stanley, the dummy, asks Jennifer what she was doing with her hand in his pocket. She's like "WELL."

"It's my karma. I vibrate in sympathy with the universe." Hard same, Max.

Jonathan loves seeing his name on things. I mean, I get it but.

Bozo Hair Man fusses with the Rolls, which is just an expensive choice. I hope he rigged it better than Generic Simon but also that car is worth more than his house so better not.

OH WAIT I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS. Yeah, the car is fine. It just....stops running.

So that they can be chased by a model airplane that shoots at them.

Duck Snoopy! It's the Red Baron!

This guy has the wimpiest bombs. It falls right next to the car and it barely goes "pop".

Jonathan defeats the toy plane with a garage clicker which is absolutely GREAT since they don't even have a garage.

They're gonna meet up with Stanley's friend Bob. They say the name "Bob" at least 10 times in a 1 minute conversation

That's because BOB is a LADY.

oh that noise isn't from the stupid robot toy. It's from their swipe badges. It's still stupid annoying.

Jonathan knew Bob was a woman. Jennifer did not. "Well it's Roberta, actually."

Max makes some appetizers but apparently they're gross. They're gonna order pizza instead.

Baby girl, Just sit in his lap. It'll save time.

These jerks color coordinate their outfits.

The "fantastic" Robot shuffles around a table top, talking a big game about all the amazing things he does and then he stops. Big whoop, Robbie.

Bozo Hair Man gets dead. Down the shredder chute.

The Harts are actual monsters that put their tree in the very middle of the living room. why.

They go undercover again, this time with even better outfits.

They actually drink wine on a stakeout. as if jennifer wasn't already drunk enough in this episode.

"Ugh, I left the gun in the toy display section." what an idiot.

Jennifer's skirt is so short, her little ass is hanging out. obvi Jonathan picked it.

the bad guy's partner has a gun and she tries to shoot Jonathan.

That works really well. (also cleavage! jonathan def picked her outfit)

Right before the big ending kiss, Robbie comes to life and shuffles around and says "I can thrill you. All you have to do is press the right button." Then they make out. $5 says Jonathan always finds the right button.

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[meanrichbitch]

what do ur tattoos say?

I have a tattoo of my birth year, a lotus, a snake with rose, a peony, a butterfly, a plane, "mind over matter", a nordic symbol for create your own reality, a Bulgarian word for "little devil" and a quote - Light my fire.