#slimy speaks

[slimyshield]

one thing about the mission impossible movies is they are not afraid to make tom cruise look like an idiot. they'll put him in a jacket that's too big for him. they'll put him in the dorkiest 2000s cyclist sunglasses. they'll put him in a silly little beanie. they'll put him in capri pants at 50 years old. they said yes ethan hunt is a massively capable government agent but first and foremost he is human and as such he is susceptible to fashion fails just like the rest of us

#mission impossible #ethan hunt #tom cruise #slimy speaks

[qvincvnx]

i was just talking about this after being wrecked by the discovery that the little elf-goblin fellows my parents/family used to tell me warnings and stories about as a little kid are regionally specific, and that you can trace people's geographic origins by what word they use for "little spirit-fellows who live in your house". no matter what you call them (domovoi, kobolde, brownies, so on); for purposes of this post henceforth "little guys"

i think one of the things that i find frustrating about like, idk, modern animist revivalist movements is that very few of them ime spend a lot of time romanticising and spiritualizing human habitation. obviously, we as a culture need to think more about protecting and defending nature/the earth/so on, but like.

if you don't have room in your heart for making up a little guy who lives in the water heater, or who squats under your stove and makes it run 15 degrees off the programmed temperature, and thinking of him with the same kind of respect/affection as you do for the spirits (or whatever) of the wildlife you interact with like.

genuinely: what are you even doing. you are removing a source of richness and fun and whimsy from your life! like, pip @creekfiend made up the concept of "little guys who live in an airport (and are the reason it's so shitty to be in an airport)" and i already like airports like 30% more just knowing it's the little airport inconvenience guys doing that.

more importantly, like. genuinely: interrogate what parts of the world seem ~rich with spiritual meaning~ to you. what parts of the world are "wild"? what does that make the rest of the world - a chore? a burden? who has to carry that burden?

we're never going to like, "return to nature", because that's nothing and the concept of untouched nature is also nothing; we're always going to have some sort of human habitation and interaction and cultivation with nature. if you can't extend grace and whimsy and genuine and sincere meaning to human habitation, including its inconveniences and annoyances, you are making your own lived experience duller!

notably, most of these kinds of little-guy-spirits historically exist in the parts of human habitation that are partially abandoned, partially removed: haylofts, inside the walls, under the house, in the bathhouse, behind the furnace... i've been thinking a lot about urban wildlife lately, and the animals who make space for themselves in and around human habitation. the "natural" and the "wild" persist inside and around the edges of the "tame" and always, always have. if you have a crawlspace, there's a little spirit who lives there and he's the reason the dryer always eats your socks.

LIVE WHIMSICALLY.

#is this a crazy person post? maybe. but also i genuinely think this. #i would love a little guy who'd eat the food in the back of my fridge before it goes off. he's real. that little guy's name? is composting. #he's slimy. #also i love the mikveh spirit who inspires women to be rude after coming home from the mikveh. LET HER SPEAK #little guys #greatest hits

[setaflow]

I know the narrative and themes of The Last of Us are eventually going to veer into exploring how to break of the cycle of violence but right now Ellie can have a little violence, as a treat

#The Last of Us #TLOU #TLOU spoilers #Ellie Williams #Babygirl needs to get it all out of her system and frankly I don't blame her in the slightest #Impressed that they somehow made David WORSE in the show than in the game. Slimy SOB. Pure vileness. #seta speaks #top posts

[yooniesim]

Statement from Overwolf

...Okay, first of all, this whole statement is sadly nothing but them taking the same exact route as before: misdirecting & changing the narrative to only be about "victims" when their Home Support initiative is partnered with the ILF, an openly Zionist organization. This isn't about innocent parties only when they're partnered with an organization that contributes directly towards IDF Military Intelligence. All of the money from the fund goes to the ILF's bank account to distribute, per their own FAQ page. And even without that, the association alone is enough to boycott. Overwolf and Curseforge cannot be "clean of politics" while their CEO partners with and therefore directly supports Zionist parties.

Screenshots directly from Home Support website & ILF website

This statement overall stinks because it puts the blame fully onto people with legitimate concerns by calling them all harassers. Have some people gone too far towards creators? 100%. I know that well. But Overwolf is clearly using that to deflect off of themselves, and this is why it never should have been done in the first place. Y'all focused on the wrong shit- the smaller targets instead of the big ones, and the wrong claim that they're directly funding the IDF with CF revenue, and now they're doing exactly what I said they would: once again using the fact that that's not technically true to weasel out of people's concerns. They even directly call out the fact that it's misinformation like I said they would! They clarified fucking nothing, they repeated the same shit they already said because they know they can. We need to change the focus of the boycott so that they are forced to address their actual wrongdoing! Stop spending all your time sending threatening messages on anon and instead spread factual information with sources and reach out to creators in good faith effort to get them to speak without the fear of being attacked. They will stay silent as long as the negative consequences (financially & socially) is all on them and not Overwolf & EA.

I'm still working on a comprehensive post with everything, but in the meantime, please spread this post around.

#ceci speaks #nonsims #text #important #the curseforge issue #boycott stuff #curseforge boycott #i hate being right but what can i say #tumblr fucking up another thing by not understanding boycotts and reacting to any criticism with middle school hostility? #say it aint so! #god this message is so fucking slimy #maybe they read my posts lmfao #or maybe im just that spot on with shady ass parties bc damn #yall were on my ass hardcore werent ya but i told u so!!!!! #curseforge #overwolf #overwolf boycott

[merakiui]

Tw: slut shaming, incel!Idia, him being gross, noncon, size kink kinda, afab but crossdressing, etc

Imagine just bullying Idia daily when you game with him, calling his penis small repeatedly, this man had enough of your daily shenanigans, but the more he sees you the more he notices just how small you are compared to him to be just a normal male.

Your body is just so..... Feminine. Your frame is small but your thighs thick? Now he just has to test for himself, he bets that you were a slut who only likes getting gangbanged by the Savanaclaw students.

Come on? A girl crossdressing in an all boys school? We all know this troupe. He bets you are all loose from all the fucking you did,( little did he know you were a virgin all along, what non virgin would hang out with him daily anyway?)

He decided to take action against your mockery and pins you on the floor while you were distracted with your game,

"Hey prefect, tell me, why would a man wear more clothes around their chest?"

"W-what?! Get off me you tiny penis bitch, even squidward's nose is bigger-"

Idia wasted no time to strip you off your clothing, he was right after all, you were a girl, all girls are the same after all, it's their fault that no one wants to fuck him, you are just yet another loose slut.

He zip ties your hands then begins licking your cunt, this taste is quite addictive, but why isn't it all wet an soppy like in hentai? He attempts to shove a finger in but his single finger is getting clamped like crazy, no way..... You were a virgin? But no aren't you a slut?

He continues to lick your clit while his large hands keep your legs open, he stares at you, you really are a girl huh? How did he never catch that? As he did what hentai taught him you slowly gushed on his face, no longer fighting back from being all brain mushy.

He almost cummed in his pants but it's okay, you were meant to be bred anyway like the bitch you are. As he inserted his long dick you started to cry.

"Its too big, it won't fit. Can we stop this already?"

"Where did this your snarky bitchy attitude go? What happened with calling me tiny? No no, you're staying right here, this is all your fault. You finish what you started."

When he filled you to the brim, he can notice the massive bulge of himself inside of you, tiny you say? You were regretting your words right there, you started to scream and squirm as he thrusted.

It burns, it stings, it hurts, its feels good...wait what? You began slurring your words, you went from screaming no to screaming more. He finished inside of you.

White was oozing out, he took pics for later purposes. From that incident onwards Idia started to take action against you. You were converting from a brat to a cutie pliant kitten.

You do what he asks you to, like wearing a collar with his name on it, and wearing the skirts with tights you oh so despise. Every time you wanted to act out, he always threatened to share pictures of you and hack into the whole campus's phone just to spread it, maybe next time you should have watched your words.

UUUWUAAAAA IZUNA, THIS IS DELICIOUS OTL OTL OTL OTL

(cw: yandere, nsfw, unhealthy behaviors/relationship, implied captivity, non-con, pregnancy mentions, incel idia, misogyny)

And he’ll make you sit on his lap and cockwarm him while he’s gaming. Maybe he’ll make you wear a ball gag so you won’t be too noisy when he’s on vc. If you’re good and you don’t cum, he might let you take off that cute, revealing outfit you can’t stand. Maybe he’ll let you wear his hoodie. It’ll be so oversized on you. He might just fuck you in it. :) he probably uses you as a reference for when he’s sketching. He’ll stuff you full of all kinds of sex toys just so he can improve his anatomy or certain poses. Or he’ll want to recreate scenes from his favorite hentai.

And if you can just stop complaining and take his cock like the good kitten you are, he’ll bring you birth control, all that stuff girls need for their monthly periods, and anything else you might want. But that’s only if you’re obedient. He’ll dangle all of these good things in front of you because with the click of a button he can have them ordered to his dorm, but he can take them away just as fast. All it takes is one bratty comment from you and he might not let you take any birth control. He never bothers to wear condoms either because doing it raw is so much better. Idia has plenty of money and resources to care for a child (not that he’s truly ready for parenthood, but you’d look cute with a round belly and he’s always wanted to try pregnancy sex…), and if it’s you he wouldn’t mind it. But maybe that’s just his dick talking. Logical Idia says there’s no way he’d be able to take on that sort of challenge, but Idia when he’s buried to the hilt inside of you and you’re digging your nails into his shoulders thinks there would be nothing better than knocking you up and waiting for your belly to swell and your tits to grow a size or two and begin leaking. :)

That’s really all you’re good for, isn’t it? You should’ve known what you were getting into when you found yourself stuck at an all-boys academy. That’s basically a hentai waiting to happen. You’re basically signing yourself up to be a communal cumdump. Idia feels lucky he got to you before anyone else did. There are so many eligible bachelors here… there’s no way he can compete with them, but now he has you and he doesn’t have to compete. You may be a little brat when you aren’t stuffed full of cock, but at least he sees the real you when you’re under him, completely at his mercy and always melting at the slightest touch. He’ll condition his kitten well until you know exactly what to say and do when he expects it.

#twisted chit chat #n/sfw #tw: noncon #tw: pregnancy #yandere twst #video-game-luvr #now please hear me out….. incel azul #gross slimy crusty musty maidenless horrible diabolical octopus #i need him to ruin me orz #WAIT BUT IMAGINE BEING ONE OF AZUL’S BULLIES #AND YOU MEET HIM AGAIN MANY YEARS LATER #AND HE HATES YOU SO SO MUCH #so naturally he has to ruin your life #and he crafts this grand complex scheme that inevitably ends with him knocking you up #you called him ugly and squishy yet it’s the same ugly and squishy octo-mer who’s filling you until you can’t speak coherently anymore :) #omg or (hear me out again orz) incel rollo #OH ALSO IDIA MAKING YOU WEAR ONE OF THE HOSPITAL GOWNS THAT THEY WEAR IN BOOK SIX #AND HE’S IN THE STYX UNIFORM AND….. (i am then dragged away and buried underground)

[absolutely-zero-regrets]

#reblog if you agree (non-mandatory) #non...manta-tory perhaps #Did you guys know I love big man? Shocker I know #He would give the absolute BEST hugs (albeit a bit slimy) #big man #big man splatoon #splatoon #zero speaks

[1captainjordan4]

For the requests, I misread it as snail lil requests so maybe Scar’s s7 starter base?

Scars moving starter base

#jordan speaks #funfact im actually really afraid of snails lmao #i hate them #theyre so slimy and auguhh

[thewastelandlosers]

Again, this is asking a lot from Bethesda, and I wouldn't worry if they didn't consider or think of this.

But it would be so, absolutely so amazing if they had a sleazy scummy antagonistic Ghoul whose trying to take advantage of the fact that Lucy is naive and new to the world to oversell things, who doesnt affect the plot of the story but is a recurring character, possibly a merchant of type.

Just so we get a nice variety of Ghouls, as a fun treat.

#pretty much i want an Ahzrukhal #I don't expect Ahzrukhal but a Ghoul like Ahzrukhal cause i enjoy greasy slimy men who speak with a wheezy drawl #I'd want them so badly #fallout #but yeh im not gonna expect much from the show to have things id like to see #im just happy too see fun stuff in general #and so excited too see where this show takes its characters and how they grow and interact i could care less about lore accuracy #tho it would be so funny if they saw a space ship or any signs of alien life hehehehe id love that #i am very interested to see Deathclaws and Supermutants tho and ferals!

[creature-of-pizza]

Does pepp melt if the weather is too hot?

Nope! In fact... he doesn't melt at all!

Even though it may look like he's melting, he actually just secretes a thick slime all over his body. Kinda like a hagfish!

And when it gets hot, he does gets a little slimy as a response to excessive heat. Good thing he stays hydrated!

#wheeee i was hoping someone would ask if he melts #so i can say 'surprise! he doesn't! he just gets slimy :)' #chann speaks #ask #pepp #also little reminder to drink water ;)

[ghostdrinkssoup]

a tumblr user made a point which i never thought of before - they said that if hannibal had to toss a coin to see whether or not he should save bella, that means bella's wishes means as much to him as his own. i think ppl forget that if bella died, jack would blame hannibal and would go along muchmore quickly to will's side of events, and there would be more scrutiny into hannibal if he let a patient die in his office, which isn't good for him considering the suspicions surrounding him. to say hannibal was playing god implies he's removed from the consequences, but he's not. here he was faced with a choice - self preservation (and favour with jack) or going with bella's wishes (and losing jack's favour and have the FBI peer into his patient history, probably). that he was even torn about it suggests the depth of his feelings for bella. i don't think he acted out of whimsy considering he genuinely cares about and respects bella, and cried at her death. bryan fuller talked about this too, and said hannibal loves and respects bella.

hey anon thanks for sharing this! it’s an interesting point and highlights hannibal’s complexity. I still think there’s layers here though and it’s not so black and white. you’re right to say that hannibal isn’t removed from consequences and that he isn’t god, but I think this unveiling is part of his arc. if not god, then hannibal at least thinks he’s superior (hence the cannibalism) and part of his transformation involves coming to terms with his humanity, which only happens when he gives himself up at the end of s3a. will sparks this whole transformation because he’s the only person hannibal views as his equal. it’s why mizumono is such a dramatic turning point for hannibal’s character, since he’s forced to confront his own vulnerability (which challenges his worldview). he didn’t think anyone could change or influence him to this extent, but will does. the only other person to have this kind of power over him is mischa

however, even if hannibal’s capacity to love and care for people is limited, I do agree it’s worth considering. I think it’s very likely that he cares for bella, and he definitely respects her, but I also think he loves selfishly and destructively. he may view sparing her as an act of mercy, and he may grieve her after she passes, but he still prioritises himself and his freedom to choose. this is why she slaps him later, because he took that choice from her. even if he was torn, he still believed he had authority over her life. he would’ve let her die just as easily as he would’ve let her live, and if deciding was as easy as a coin toss then I don’t think he views bella equally. he behaves similarly with abigail. he cares for them the only way he knows how, and considering his lack of empathy and narcissism I don’t think hannibal’s compassion amounts to much. it doesn’t mean it’s nonexistent though

this is what I meant in my original post. I think it’s difficult for us to interpret hannibal’s actions when they don’t align with what we understand. he cares for bella yet has no problem stripping her of her autonomy and deciding her fate for her. we see an act of love, or evidence which suggests it, and struggle to reconcile it with simultaneous acts of cruelty. hannibal’s humanity uncomfortably coexists with his monstrosity, and he somehow manages to be both and neither at the same time

#thanks again for the ask anon it really scratches my brain! #this is all just my opinion ofc and you’re free to disagree with me #hannibal is just so *shakes him wildly* #a tricky slimy little guy #ask response #nbc hannibal #hannibal #hannibal meta #ghost speaks

[slimyshield]

lockwood & co is great bc you have a group of teenagers who are all at this point in their lives highly trained individuals and capable and experienced and it shows in how they operate. but they are also teenagers and chaotic and disorganized and struggling with altogether too much pressure on their shoulders and it shows too. they're marching around London acting like they know what they're doing and they do but at the same time they don't, because they hunt ghosts and have for years but they're only sixteen and that is so young. you don't know anything when you're sixteen. and they have the health and safety of a nation resting on their shoulders, and they squabble over who gets the last cookie.

#lockwood & co #lockwood and co #fell in love with the series while the books were still coming out and i am beyond thrilled it got made into a series #but i dont have the books with me right now so i cant do the reread i desperately want to after watching the show #i do love how the adaptation was handled though!! #the things they changed worked better for tv format but its so clear that they were so fond of the source material and i love it #slimy speaks #lockwood and co netflix #lucy carlyle #anthony lockwood #george karim #george i love you more than life itself btw. my boy

[taikeero-lecoredier]

Everyone look at this cool frog i found

#frog #animal #taike speaks #toad #she was so slimy lol i gave her plenty of water #perhaps shell take a dip in the water dish i left out #such a good find !!she was super chill at first and let me hold her but she had enough at some point and leapt out lol #wholesome tag

[yagynaseni]

that one fruit which makes you gag-

#ik we shouldnt speak of food like this #but nahi hoga mere se #i really hate banana #matlab omfl i cant stand it #this one time i nearly gagged on my prasad kyuki it was banana which was too slimy-

[nudibutch]

Minnow quick whats your go to comfort meal

my cheap ass no effort lemon butter pasta. take spaghetti, cook it. drain. in the pot add as much butter as u desire. stir. tong out some pasta and in a bowl, add fresh spinach, smoked salmon (or chicken, but i like smoked salmon bc no cooking required), lemon juice to your liking, fresh cracked black pepper, and salt to taste. mix in bowl to combine. add parm cheese on top. boom. meal with carbs, protein, greens, and fat all in one byootiful bowl with peppery lemony flavor.

#its been carrying me lately #tho it is funny u send this bc i am cooking soup in my new soup pot as we speak #also the lemon juice and butter rlly helps the spinach!! it softens it a little without making it slimy #answered #anonymous

[sciderman]

hi sci, whats your opinion on pumpkins?

what i say in the discord server STAYS in the discord server

#i love pumpkins… I love the goo… ooough… so slimy. so gross. #sci speaks #if you’re trying to get me to publicly admit that I would stick my dick into a pumpkin if i had one (a dick) it won’t work

[arolesbianism]

I hand you a doodle and then go back to dying of the plague

#keese draws #oc art #oc #ocs #furry #furry art #furry oc #Im sick 😔 #I can tell because all my joints are hurting instead of just my knees lol #which actually is strange since usually when Im sick the first sign is my nose being super duper runny #but I can actually breath just fine if not better than usual rn wow #but yeah say hi to antinio theyre a design I got a couple months ago I think #theyre a part of a new ish story I made around the same time that surrounds the other escaped patients of the facility pent escaped from #pent didnt actually go with them tho partially because none of them like her and she doesnt like any of them but mostly because shes more #physically unstable than the others and needs regular goop recharges that kept her camping near the facility until bud and daisy dropped in #but yeah everyone else left together and spent some time wandering before getting lured into the origin place of the goop #this guy is actually quite the unique case among the bunch because they were originally an ocean dweller before they were revived #this basically means they only half understand what everyone else is saying and can't actually talk themself #and also that despite not needing to breath they constantly feel like theyre suffocating and they are generally pretty bitter abt all this #they cant rly go home partially because theyve been dead for too long and mostly because theyd kind of just fall apart in the ocean #even just washing their hands causes their fur and skin to get all slimy #hey they at least have a new bestie even if said bestie is also part of the only half understands everyone party meaning they even less #know how to communicate with eachother since they both speak different languages from eachother #but hey now they can be confused abt whatever the hell applebounce is yelling abt together